Tell Me About Texas a&m

[TexasMan 10,891]

[TrashMaster G 17,551]

We only think it because there is a century+ long track record to lead us to that conclusion. 

[Vic Mackey 47,027]

Herwoman? Holy 1st grade insult Aggy. 

[Guadaloopy 10,962]

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

“herwoman”.  And they really do chuckle at this and think themselves clever.  

[Quasimofo 406]

Teehee! I'm SO clever!

 

edit: damnit loopy

[TexasMan 10,891]

aggy -1? JFC that better not hold true. 

All aggy like Looch does is talk about how much better of a program they are than LSU and now the day of reckoning has come with Jimbo and they'll slaughter LSU. 

Here's to hoping LSU whoops them by 3+ TDs like they usually do. 

[TexasMan 10,891]

5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Herwoman? Holy 1st grade insult Aggy. 

 

4 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

“herwoman”.  And they really do chuckle at this and think themselves clever.  

They get it from their leaders on texaggy radio, Gabe and Looch. They always refer to him as HERRR-man or Hermensa 

[Hagbard Celine 10,854]

iirc the chick in your avatar was filmed in a bar in prague, correct?  i want to fuck those tits.  i want to fuck her.  spectacular.

[Valmy77 13,226]

Herwoman? How lame can you get? But at least it isn't the school itself saying that lame shit but some idiot on the internet.

[Guadaloopy 10,962]

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

aggy -1? JFC that better not hold true. 

All aggy like Looch does is talk about how much better of a program they are than LSU and now the day of reckoning has come with Jimbo and they'll slaughter LSU. 

Here's to hoping LSU whoops them by 3+ TDs like they usually do. 

I’m actually rooting for another Auburn-style late comeback after three quarters of aggy getting their hopes up and trash talk.  

[Treefidy 1,463]

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

I’m actually rooting for another Auburn-style late comeback after three quarters of aggy getting their hopes up and trash talk.  

Nah.  They've met moral victory quota for the year, let LSU man handle them. 

Time for the first fine cracks of doubt to emerge about the remaining $67.5M remaining on the contract. 

[Vic Mackey 47,027]

LSU is pretty fucking meh. No matter what their record says. Seeing as their OOC schedule like most of those SEC schools. Their offense is nonexistent. 

[Deej 76,759]

Just received an email from their vet school. I'm about to spend around another $5k there for surgery on a dog, and they are soliciting a donation from me to help with the cost of building a new small animal hospital. Maybe they can ask Jimbo?

[Armybrat 40,833]

10 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

I've got $20 says they do a ballad rock cell-flashlight start-of-4th-quarter singalong next Saturday night.

“Ballad of the Green Berets”

[Scheiss Meister 8,407]

3 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

“Ballad of the Green Berets”

I thought the same.  In reality, it should be "March Of The Toy Soldiers".

[BabaYaga 15,290]

13 hours ago, campcrunk said:

That's really fucking rich coming from someone whose coach literally covered up rape (and whatever the fuck other sex crimes Winston doubtlessly committed at FSU). And yet, no one seems to talk about that anymore? Must be all the aggy power brokers keeping it out of the news.

Or more likely, it's because Jimbo coaches at a backwater cow college that no one gives a fuck about.

So I used to peruse Texags from time to time.  I distinctly remember all the "Rapeis Winston" monikers floating around back in the day.  Then, when they hired Jimbo, those were purged from the site as if directed from the Vatican itself.  Overnight every single reference (and there were a bunch of threads about it) were GONE.  Insert Kevin Spacey GIF from the Usual Suspects.  And like that...poof....gone.  Disingenuous fuks.

[Valmy77 13,226]

28 minutes ago, Deej said:

Just received an email from their vet school. I'm about to spend around another $5k there for surgery on a dog, and they are soliciting a donation from me to help with the cost of building a new small animal hospital. Maybe they can ask Jimbo?

Ask them if maybe they could see if Tech's new Vet school wants to help in the construction.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,193]

10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

LSU is pretty fucking meh. No matter what their record says. Seeing as their OOC schedule like most of those SEC schools. Their offense is nonexistent. 

I agree, and I pull for LSU against anyone not named Texas.  However, the aggy factor should be enough for LSU to win by a couple of scores. 

[Deej 76,759]

15 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Ask them if maybe they could see if Tech's new Vet school wants to help in the construction.

I'll wait until after they've handled the surgery. 

[TreatyOak 16,313]

[LonghornD 49]

Be careful, Treaty. The Aggies are probably triggered because Game Day picked Michigan/Ohio State over the Aggies big "rivalry" game this week.

[Neonmoon 38,129]

13 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

LSU is pretty fucking meh. No matter what their record says. Seeing as their OOC schedule like most of those SEC schools. Their offense is nonexistent. 

They have a big win v Gerogia, but otherwise I would agree. 

Barely beat Arkansas, La Tech, Auburn. Lost to Florida. Got embarrased by Alabama. 

 

[UTEX_ME 4,762]

aggy turns every QB into a Davey O'Brien candidate. LSU will scorch their secondary and run over their asses. 

[Orange&White 5,523]

If someone mentioned to the aggies that them beating LSU will give Texas a higher ranking, they may lay down and let LSU beat them. They already think it is better for their conference if LSU beats them.

Edited November 19, 2018 by Orange&White

[TexasMan 10,891]

Looch and Gabe talk for 15 minutes about the state of the Big 12, how aggy would essentially average 1000 yards per game in this conference, how Herman is a fraud, and how Breckin Hager's presser was cringy and classless. 

So essentially, another day at texaggy radio. 

Starts at 1:58:00

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/9PftFqtq_EY/0109614-cskv.mp3

 

[Teamdirtyleg 1,060]

38 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

If someone mentioned to the aggies that them beating LSU will give Texas a higher ranking, they may lay down and let LSU beat them. They already think it is better for their conference if LSU beats them.

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Can you please link some aggy making this case.  Need some lulz

[ztejas 43,419]

19 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

So Aggy is a one point favorite against LSU. Am I missing something Vegas? 

I think you're missing the fact that LSU isn't very good if we're being honest. Outside of a couple of wins they have looked very beatable this season. 

[Machinator 32,099]

LSU also lost a starting defensive lineman and one of their starting corners to injury.

[ClubWhatever 12,134]

5 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Looch and Gabe talk for 15 minutes about the state of the Big 12, how aggy would essentially average 1000 yards per game in this conference, how Herman is a fraud, and how Breckin Hager's presser was cringy and classless. 

So essentially, another day at texaggy radio. 

Starts at 1:58:00

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/9PftFqtq_EY/0109614-cskv.mp3

 

I would rather listen to 5 out of tune violins play do you really want to hurt me by boy george

[Orange&White 5,523]

7 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

Can you please link some aggy making this case.  Need some lulz

Someone posted it the other day. I think it was a thread on secrant.

[Butch Had Not 2,969]

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I think you're missing the fact that LSU isn't very good if we're being honest. Outside of a couple of wins they have looked very beatable this season. 

It will be a 11 to 4 slobberknocker. 

 

[bmbmd 1,027]

https://www.texasmonthly.com/being-texan/the-texanist-mother-unhappy-non-texan-girlfriend/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=Web Social&utm_content=texanist

 

I’m a senior at Texas A&M and I am happy to report that I have a girlfriend. She’s also a senior and we’ll both graduate this spring, at which time we’ll hopefully each have a job in our respective fields in Houston. The problem is, she’s from Wisconsin and my mom, a rabidly native Texan, sensing that things are progressing, has begun to put out subtle signals that she’d rather I marry a girl from Texas. In fact, she actually said this directly to me the last time I saw her. I thought she was joking at first, but she’s serious. This is crazy, right? How do I convince my mom that her feelings toward my Wisconsin girlfriend are wrong and that she ought to just be happy for us?

Name Withheld, College Station

A: It warms the cockles of the Texanist’s hardened old heart to hear about a budding love between two young Aggies. Congratulations to you both. It’s great to know, despite all the hurly-burly out there today, what with the political pandemonium, the climate crisis, and the general prickliness, that romance perseveres. And between two Aggies no less.

You know, time was, such amorousness amongst Ags was more of a challenge than it is today. Although Texas A&M University opened its doors as the Agricultural and Mechanical College of Texas way back in in 1876, it didn’t begin enrolling women on an equal basis until nearly a hundred years later, in 1971. On a straight sexism level, the foolishness of this type of exclusion is, of course, well documented.

[Bill Lumbergh 7,171]

11 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Looch and Gabe talk for 15 minutes about the state of the Big 12, how aggy would essentially average 1000 yards per game in this conference, how Herman is a fraud, and how Breckin Hager's presser was cringy and classless. 

So essentially, another day at texaggy radio. 

Starts at 1:58:00

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/9PftFqtq_EY/0109614-cskv.mp3

 

Not that this shit should surprise anyone anymore, but the cognitive dissonance with them is amazing.

You were a consistent middle of the pack team in this conference when it didn't have teams like West Virginia and TCU (most years) boosting the level of play on the field.  Exactly how do you arrive at the conclusion that you would now dominate if you played those same teams today? Because no one can disprove it? 

I also love how they don't want to talk about their last match up with a pathetic bdf team when they meet kstate in a bowl.  Sure you'd dominate this conference now, aggy, sure you would. 

[DejaVu 39]

13 minutes ago, Machinator said:

LSU also lost a starting defensive lineman and one of their starting corners to injury.

LSU’s offensive line is also weak, and Joe Burrows is too slow in his decision making.   

[Bill Lumbergh 7,171]

18 hours ago, TexasFan21 said:

 

This may be the aggyest thing I've ever seen.  Their entire existence summed up in one tweet. 

[rickyspub 801]

2 minutes ago, bmbmd said:

https://www.texasmonthly.com/being-texan/the-texanist-mother-unhappy-non-texan-girlfriend/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=Web Social&utm_content=texanist

 

I’m a senior at Texas A&M and I am happy to report that I have a girlfriend. She’s also a senior and we’ll both graduate this spring, at which time we’ll hopefully each have a job in our respective fields in Houston. The problem is, she’s from Wisconsin and my mom, a rabidly native Texan, sensing that things are progressing, has begun to put out subtle signals that she’d rather I marry a girl from Texas. In fact, she actually said this directly to me the last time I saw her. I thought she was joking at first, but she’s serious. This is crazy, right? How do I convince my mom that her feelings toward my Wisconsin girlfriend are wrong and that she ought to just be happy for us?

Name Withheld, College Station

A: It warms the cockles of the Texanist’s hardened old heart to hear about a budding love between two young Aggies. Congratulations to you both. It’s great to know, despite all the hurly-burly out there today, what with the political pandemonium, the climate crisis, and the general prickliness, that romance perseveres. And between two Aggies no less.

That said you should listen to your mother. Wisconsin cows give great milk and produce some of our country's finest cheeses, but you should really stick with someone from your own species. I know there are challenges to Aggies finding dates with real bona fide, human members of the opposite sex, but you shouldn't give up hope. 

If you really are in love though, then go for it and don't look back. Just be thankful that even in Texas, turkey is the preferred main dish when that family Thanksgiving dinner comes round.

fify

[Nivek 16,923]

those stupid bastards probably don't even know the context. 
My wife (the Vol fan) said "they so want to be Texas it's not even funny!"

I didn’t grow up in Texas. First time I heard their song, I couldn’t help but hear in my own head “we wish we were U of Texas” to the tune of that Christmas jingle.

The aggy I was with asked me how I liked it, and I told her that it was fucking weird and their school fight song is more about Texas than aggy. Their second verse mentions Texas 5 times and aggy 3. They can’t even win their school song.

[TrashMaster G 17,551]

10 minutes ago, Nivek said:

I didn’t grow up in Texas. First time I heard their song, I couldn’t help but hear in my own head “we wish we were U of Texas” to the tune of that Christmas jingle.

The aggy I was with asked me how I liked it, and I told her that it was fucking weird and their school fight song is more about Texas than aggy. Their second verse mentions Texas 5 times and aggy 3. They can’t even win their school song.

[texaslong 678]

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

Looch and Gabe talk for 15 minutes about the state of the Big 12, how aggy would essentially average 1000 yards per game in this conference, how Herman is a fraud, and how Breckin Hager's presser was cringy and classless. 

So essentially, another day at texaggy radio. 

Starts at 1:58:00

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/9PftFqtq_EY/0109614-cskv.mp3

 

Love how he says he cringes about all the information that is coming out about Herman, yet it's well known what he was doing when Johnny was in school there with him. I can only imagine what parties he goes to with Jimbo's ex and the football players. 

[Tex Pete 20,348]

13 minutes ago, Nivek said:

 They can’t even win their school song.

They just ran out of lyrics.

[Drew 2,405]

16 minutes ago, Nivek said:

I didn’t grow up in Texas. First time I heard their song, I couldn’t help but hear in my own head “we wish we were U of Texas” to the tune of that Christmas jingle.

The aggy I was with asked me how I liked it, and I told her that it was fucking weird and their school fight song is more about Texas than aggy. Their second verse mentions Texas 5 times and aggy 3. They can’t even win their school song.

Well they can't really win anything more than a matchup against Northwest Louisiana St.  So not surprised.

[woohorn 1,131]

LSU also lost a starting defensive lineman and one of their starting corners to injury.

5dimes has LSU +2½ -110 ML +115 and it will probably go up a bit more. Aggy really lucked into a banged up LSU.

[ztejas 43,419]

1 hour ago, Butch Had Not said:

It will be a 11 to 4 slobberknocker. 

 

An 8 to 5 SEC Classic.

[ztejas 43,419]

45 minutes ago, Nivek said:

They can’t even win their school song.

Lmfao

[Elmer_Fudd 22,215]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

LSU also lost a starting defensive lineman and one of their starting corners to injury.

Alaka is going through concussion protocol, so he may be out for aggy.

Edited November 19, 2018 by Elmer_Fudd

[Valmy77 13,226]

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

Looch and Gabe talk for 15 minutes about the state of the Big 12, how aggy would essentially average 1000 yards per game in this conference,

Nobody theoretically dominates more than A&M.

[gyroprotagonist 2,592]

6 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

  Insert Kevin Spacey GIF from the Usual Suspects.  And like that...poof....gone.  Disingenuous fuks.

not sure inserting Kevin Spacey into a rape coverup situation in going to be the right call.  just saying.

Overall the most pathetic of the screen shots from texags was the 'LSU and Alabama are kings.  I would would rather be their jester than play dogs."  Either that is pro level trolling or the pathetic thing to tie a cuck bow around their fandom I have even seen.

[Teamdirtyleg 1,060]

1 hour ago, Orange&White said:

Someone posted it the other day. I think it was a thread on secrant.

thanks, I found it.

[SHOOTER12 8,803]

1 hour ago, bmbmd said:

https://www.texasmonthly.com/being-texan/the-texanist-mother-unhappy-non-texan-girlfriend/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=Web Social&utm_content=texanist

 

I’m a senior at Texas A&M and I am happy to report that I have a girlfriend. She’s also a senior and we’ll both graduate this spring, at which time we’ll hopefully each have a job in our respective fields in Houston. The problem is, she’s from Wisconsin and my mom, a rabidly native Texan, sensing that things are progressing, has begun to put out subtle signals that she’d rather I marry a girl from Texas. In fact, she actually said this directly to me the last time I saw her. I thought she was joking at first, but she’s serious. This is crazy, right? How do I convince my mom that her feelings toward my Wisconsin girlfriend are wrong and that she ought to just be happy for us?

Name Withheld, College Station

A: It warms the cockles of the Texanist’s hardened old heart to hear about a budding love between two young Aggies. Congratulations to you both. It’s great to know, despite all the hurly-burly out there today, what with the political pandemonium, the climate crisis, and the general prickliness, that romance perseveres. And between two Aggies no less.

You know, time was, such amorousness amongst Ags was more of a challenge than it is today. Although Texas A&M University opened its doors as the Agricultural and Mechanical College of Texas way back in in 1876, it didn’t begin enrolling women on an equal basis until nearly a hundred years later, in 1971. On a straight sexism level, the foolishness of this type of exclusion is, of course, well documented.

In the meantime, there's a mother and father in Wisconsin nearly suicidal over the thought that their daughter will marry aggy.  Overburdened with the fear about what sheep disease she may catch and rot from.

[C-Man 27,218]

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Looch and Gabe talk for 15 minutes about the state of the Big 12, how aggy would essentially average 1000 yards per game in this conference, how Herman is a fraud, and how Breckin Hager's presser was cringy and classless. 

So essentially, another day at texaggy radio. 

Starts at 1:58:00

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/9PftFqtq_EY/0109614-cskv.mp3

 

They're like The Ticket's "Touchdown Brothers"