Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Vic Mackey 47,131]

Whoop!!!

 

[Hagbard Celine 10,909]

37 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Army is having their best season in 20 years. Let the real Army play the fake one. Who cares about the score. The sidelines antics would be priceless.

Holy Graf Zeppelin Batman!

My god, that is full of stars.  No way the sec would allow it.  But it would be glorious.

[C-Man 27,254]

19 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Whoop!!!

 

Conveniently forgetting that there are 4-8 additional losses missing from aggy's ledger since their conference foes play one less conference game than the Big 12.

[Bill Lumbergh 7,180]

25 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Whoop!!!

 

Wait, are we just ranking teams by the record of their opponents regardless of how those teams performed against those opponents? 

So you get credit for playing undefeated Bama, even if you lose by three tds? 

They do realize that it's not hard to "play" teams with good records, right?  If UNT had scheduled Bama this year, they'd be higher in this list, but would they be any better bc they played in that game? 

[Paul Wesley 3,289]

43 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Just like they rolled through the B12 winning titles and championships against inferior opponents.  

 

This.  This is what kills me.  

They were a mid-level team AT BEST in the Big 12.  They didn't win the conference since 1998.

They were 15-30 against OU, Texas, and Tech, and they lost their share against Oklahoma State, and near the end, also Baylor.  They were a .500 team against the league as a whole.  They could almost never fight their way out of their own division.    

They won like one fucking bowl game - galleryfurniturebowl - over about a twenty year stretch.  

Did I already mention that they didn't win the league since the Clinton administration?

It boggles the fucking mind -- how unanimously and deeply they believe that they've magically surpassed the league that mostly whipped their ass right up until the day they left.  

[GreenspointTexas 9,664]

44 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Whoop!!!

 

Holy shit Rice is good!

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

Because they got Jimbo, they have just assumed all of FSU's past history.  Just like them claiming a Medal of Honor winner who was a TCU graduate.  

[HtownHorn 14,763]

They have played Rice 2 and SMU 3 times, since they left for the SEC. They have refused to play any other Texas FBS team during that time frame.

[MrBig 5,429]

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

They have played Rice 2 and SMU 3 times, since they left for the SEC. They have refused to play any other Texas FBS team during that time frame.

They played UTSA in 2016. 

[Droopy 2,626]

1 hour ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

You know Billy could've just typed UAB, but he wanted to enjoy the ten second pause he took before adding "-Birmingham" to this headline. 

Hmm.....early season slump, eh? Sounds familiar, but I just can't place it.

[TrashMaster G 17,588]

58 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Whoop!!!

 

And take a guess which Lonestar team has the highest SOS.

[TtomTerrific 200]

30 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Conveniently forgetting that there are 4-8 additional losses missing from aggy's ledger since their conference foes play one less conference game than the Big 12.

and omitting that neither Miss State nor Auburn would have beaten Texas. ...they lucked out and padded their stats by playing aggy.  thus somehow making aggy look better. 

Besides the hilarity of the contrast surrounding actual military academy cadets running into the dorks at the core at aggy...the next best part of a match up with Army in a bowl would be them trying to explain the season long "any team from a conference with teams that struggle with Army........." narrative that has somehow kept them warm this football season.  

[MrBig 5,429]

45 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Conveniently forgetting that there are 4-8 additional losses missing from aggy's ledger since their conference foes play one less conference game than the Big 12.

Also, the logic in this is just stupid. If you’re playing the same teams every year and winning, then your opponents should have more losses because you’re beating them. It’s just an indictment of how much they suck.

[Machinator 32,099]

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

That UAB game for them was kind of like our game with Tulsa.  UAB missed three field goals and aggy had a TD on special teams.  The final was 41 to 20, but with a better kicker UAB should have kept it close.  Refs called a pretty fair game, but aggy did get a bogus call on a UAB PI that kept an early aggy scoring drive alive.   

Edited November 20, 2018 by lemonandaturd

[Cairn Horn88 8,280]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Whoop!!!

 

Yep...and UAB was 9-1....

[deft 6,875]

5 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

 

Do they watch games at all?  Do they look up stats at all?  Their "heisman worthy" qb has fewer td's, more INTs, weaker accuracy, and the same amount of yards as Ehlinger.  But yeah, Texas doesn't throw much.

[Scheiss Meister 8,411]

24 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Did that slimy assed, shit eating, goat fucking asswipe Snicklepox really intentionally misspell the name of the greatest state in the world?  Does he misspell it when he refers to the name of his cult school?  Motherfucker cannot be a Texan.  He must be an arkie, or okie.

[Vic Mackey 47,131]

Who is the 4 wide team they are referencing? Ole Miss? UAB? 

[Scholz 11,956]

Our WRs would wipe their asses with their JV secondary.  We'd force their mediocre pocket QB to beat us.  Wish we could play that game.

[Drew 2,516]

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Wonder what would kill dumbo the worst?  Losing a bowl game to Army?  Or having Tceh, Washington St or someone similar hang 80 on them?

That's only because they really didn't want to be in that Bowl Game, and could really get the motiviation to play some scrub PAC 12 or BDF Conference team.

 

Just like every SEC team that loses will only lose because they're disappointed and the only that really matters is what Bama does you stupid sip.

[SHOOTER12 8,819]

3 minutes ago, Drew said:

That's only because they really didn't want to be in that Bowl Game, and could really get the motiviation to play some scrub PAC 12 or BDF Conference team.

 

Just like every SEC team that loses will only lose because they're disappointed and the only that really matters is what Bama does you stupid sip.

Damn, guilty as charged, Me so dumm.

I forgeted agin.

[Vic Mackey 47,131]

6 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Our WRs would wipe their asses with their JV secondary.  We'd force their mediocre pocket QB to beat us.  Wish we could play that game.

Not this year. If we played Aggy in a bowl game, that means we would have had a shitty year. 

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

SEC is going to have a huge problem trying to get their middling teams in favorable bowl matchups.  Will aggy get the most favorable treatment?  Probably not.  The old school SEC will get taken care of first and aggy will get either Iowa State, Tech or Okie lite in the Texas Bowl.   I would love to see Matt Campbell hang 50 on their no account asses.  

[Leanderman 2,276]

gomers will always have the excuse, the $EC made the match ups for bowls. Consequently they can have an excuse and point fingers to someone else when they get taken behind the wood shed and molested.

[Orange&White 5,528]

4 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

SEC is going to have a huge problem trying to get their middling teams in favorable bowl matchups.  Will aggy get the most favorable treatment?  Probably not.  The old school SEC will get taken care of first and aggy will get either Iowa State, Tech or Okie lite in the Texas Bowl.   I would love to see Matt Campbell hang 50 on their no account asses.  

I agree. I brought this up a few weeks ago.

Eventually, the SEC brass is going to quit spending so much time and effort to not only find a favorable match up, but also one that is not a former Big 12 foe,  and they'll just just drop them where they should go and tell them to deal with it.

[EZ$ 2,105]

They were given a B12 “gimme” a couple years ago with KState and we all know how that turned out. 

[Zavala 1,384]

2 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

They were given a B12 “gimme” a couple years ago with KState and we all know how that turned out. 

Fuck man, sweet avatar. I almost forget about that guy then I drive past that goofy town when leaving dallas and have a chuckle. What a Legend.

[LW Goatman 1,125]

 

[BlueGreySky 1,028]

What a jackass.

[Longboard Horn 40,432]

3 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

You know Billy could've just typed UAB, but he wanted to enjoy the ten second pause he took before adding "-Birmingham" to this headline. 

Billy boy had to make the title sound like Jimbo got a signature win and aggy can say something along the lines of, “yeah corch Jumbo beat the University of Alabama..... at Birmingham.”

[pacman 7,369]

and Chuck Weatherspoon is a better RB than Jim Brown

[po elvis 2,076]

18 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

 

actually i think its proof that aggy is punting a lot further away from the opponent's endzone than anyone else.

[bigcigar 1,164]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Not this year. If we played Aggy in a bowl game, that means we would have had a shitty year. 

This has been true and will continue to be true pretty much every year. Let them have their 1 big boy bowl every 20 years...keeps the delusion up.

[HtownHorn 14,763]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Not this year. If we played Aggy in a bowl game, that means we would have had a shitty year. 

Moving forward that will be the case every bowl season.

[bigcigar 1,164]

15 minutes ago, po elvis said:

actually i think its proof that aggy is punting a lot further away from the opponent's endzone than anyone else.

There’s truth to this. There’s a reason he’s well behind dicko’s inside the 20 mark from last season...he’s not in the same stratosphere. Of course aggy has no idea what actually matters, just see big numbers and think it’s the best.

Dicko - 42 (50%) inside the 20 on 84 punts. Only 8 touchbacks (9%). Net 44.2 on a 47.4 average.

aggy - 17 (40%) inside the 20 on 42 punts. 9 touchbacks (21%). Net 44 on a 50.9 average.

Our offense was so terrible last year, but dicko was other worldly.

[Dennis Taylor 18,853]

2 hours ago, Paul Wesley said:

This.  This is what kills me.  

They were a mid-level team AT BEST in the Big 12.  They didn't win the conference since 1998.

They were 15-30 against OU, Texas, and Tech, and they lost their share against Oklahoma State, and near the end, also Baylor.  They were a .500 team against the league as a whole.  They could almost never fight their way out of their own division.    

They won like one fucking bowl game - galleryfurniturebowl - over about a twenty year stretch.  

Did I already mention that they didn't win the league since the Clinton administration?

It boggles the fucking mind -- how unanimously and deeply they believe that they've magically surpassed the league that mostly whipped their ass right up until the day they left.  

over the small sample size of roughly 100 seasons in 3 different conferences, aggy is always aggy...53% conference winning percentage, the very definition of mediocrity 

[Longboard Horn 40,432]

aggy will remain winless against LSU 

Edited November 21, 2018 by Longboard Horn
Facts

[Longboard Horn 40,432]

 

 

[satyanash 14,609]

God I hope LSU absolutely wallops A&M. Force all of the rabid A&M fans at Kyle to watch their brand-new SEC-ready coach get trounced by Ed fucking Orgeron.

Edited November 21, 2018 by satyanash

[Longboard Horn 40,432]

10 minutes ago, satyanash said:

God I hope LSU absolutely wallops A&M. Force all of the rabid A&M fans at Kyle to watch their brand-new SEC-ready coach get trounced by Ed fucking Orgeron.

[Nivek 16,979]

 
 
Do they watch games at all?  Do they look up stats at all?  Their "heisman worthy" qb has fewer td's, more INTs, weaker accuracy, and the same amount of yards as Ehlinger.  But yeah, Texas doesn't throw much.

Stats are for losers.

[campcrunk 2,504]

6 hours ago, Scholz said:

Our WRs would wipe their asses with their JV secondary.  We'd force their mediocre pocket QB to beat us.  Wish we could play that game.

This right here. LJH and Colin would go for at least 150 yards each. Probably more.

[Vic Mackey 47,131]

This right here. LJH and Colin would go for at least 150 yards each. Probably more.

Stupid sip. Aggy is a big boy SEC defense. Texas would be lucky to get 5 first downs against the WreckinCrew.

[Longboard Horn 40,432]

 

 

[Longboard Horn 40,432]

I LOL'd

 

 

[Lhorn 4,936]

11 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Outside the CFP teams the SEC went 2-5 in their bowl games.

That seems poor considering the benefit of hand picking your opponents 

[Vic Mackey 47,131]

13 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

That seems poor considering the benefit of hand picking your opponents 

SEC was way too good for those games. Those opponents were lucky they even showed up to grace them with their presence. When the SEC loses, it was because they were not interested and had no desire to play.

[markstanco 12,586]

That seems poor considering the benefit of hand picking your opponents 

Southwest central Indiana State just became bowl eligible.

[Lhorn 4,936]

It's understandable considering you are waging WWII (literally)/Super Bowl every single week in conference.