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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

You can tell Aggy is panicking and don't know what to do with themselves now that Texas is back in position to play for conference titles. So they resort to this silly shit. Whoop!! You can feel the anger in these tweets

 

Hey, look at that: aggy doesn’t even have 11 Power 5 teams on their schedule.

What’s that? Oh, they play 9. We play 9 Power 5 teams in conference, dipshits. 

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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

You can tell Aggy is panicking and don't know what to do with themselves now that Texas is back in position to play for conference titles. So they resort to this silly shit. Whoop!! You can feel the anger in these tweets

 

Amazing. They are now caring about games of Texas opponents that Texas fans don't care about. 

Aside from the ISU game... prefer KSt win that one just in case we shit the bed on Friday.

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This post screams accepting mediocrity and trying to paint a better picture than what they really are. Being ranked 22 as a P5 school means you are average and an afterthought. Also, if you are ranked 22 and have a chance to finish 2nd in the division, just how good is that division? It's Bama and a bunch of meh. Bama props up the SEC so much it isn't funny. They thrive off Bama's success and think that translates to their shitty team.

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8 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

This post screams accepting mediocrity and trying to paint a better picture than what they really are. Being ranked 22 as a P5 school means you are average and an afterthought. Also, if you are ranked 22 and have a chance to finish 2nd in the division, just how good is that division? It's Bama and a bunch of meh. Bama props up the SEC so much it isn't funny. They thrive off Bama's success and think that translates to their shitty team.

When you pay a record setting salary for a head coach and gloat about being at the top of revenue rankings, articles like that are written. They'd better get used to the scrutiny. And yes, if they lose to LSU, everyone is going to tweet about how Jimbo got paid over a million dollars per win. In fact, we're probably going to dig up their tweets mocking Charlie Strong for that very same thing.

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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

You can tell Aggy is panicking and don't know what to do with themselves now that Texas is back in position to play for conference titles. So they resort to this silly shit. Whoop!! You can feel the anger in these tweets

 

And yet we still have a Top 10 SOS.

But when did aggy ever let facts get in their way?

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27 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Top 25 offense?  Toughest schedule in the nation?  2nd in their division?

aggy ranks below Nebraska in total offense.

In yards per carry, Georgia has two RBs that rank above aggy's RB. aggy's RB also ranks behind Vanderbilt's RB and Arky's RB. Hardly the best RB is the SEC.

And A&M is 104th in passing yards allowed.

https://www.ncaa.com/stats/football/fbs/current/team/695/p3

 

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3 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

aggy ranks below Nebraska in total offense.

In yards per carry, Georgia has two RBs that rank above aggy's RB. aggy's RB also ranks behind Vanderbilt's RB and Arky's RB. Hardly the best RB is the SEC.

And A&M is 104th in passing yards allowed.

https://www.ncaa.com/stats/football/fbs/current/team/695/p3

 

And they don't even play any teams that can pass worth a shit.  Just imagine what B12 offenses would do to them.

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14 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

aggy ranks below Nebraska in total offense.

In yards per carry, Georgia has two RBs that rank above aggy's RB. aggy's RB also ranks behind Vanderbilt's RB and Arky's RB. Hardly the best RB is the SEC.

And A&M is 104th in passing yards allowed.

https://www.ncaa.com/stats/football/fbs/current/team/695/p3

 

I think they meant top 25 offense in the SEC and toughest schedule of the SEC West Texas schools. 

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1 hour ago, ButtFumble said:

Tech crushes them in Meat Judging

 

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I can’t believe I’m even bothering to type this, but OSU is the defending nationa...I take it back. I can’t even bother typing it. Too aggy.

 

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The 2018 Oklahoma State University Meat Judging Team were named National Champions at the International Meat Judging Competition. This marks the 19thNational Championship for OSU, which is the most of any university. This also marks the 3rd National Championship in the last 5 years for the Cowboys. The team also won the beef grading, total beef, and specification (with a perfect score) divisions.

https://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/congrats-to-oklahoma-state-for-winning-the-2018-meat-judging-championship

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We hear this same shit every year. Clemson with Watson destroyed Bama's defense. OU destroyed Bama in a bowl game in 2013?? OU went all up and down on Georgia last year. Mizzou had success in the SEC already. Hell just as much as they did in their entire Big 12 stint. 

When will they realize the SEC plays very old school football. Subpar QB play overall. No real innovative offenses.So yes, their defenses are going to look better. But they play 3 yards and a cloud of dust football aside from Bama.

OU can spread it out and score on any single SEC team you throw at them. Same goes for Texas and WVU. Hell I will throw Tech in there as well. SEC just doesn't isn't used to air it out offenses.

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5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

You can tell Aggy is panicking and don't know what to do with themselves now that Texas is back in position to play for conference titles. So they resort to this silly shit. Whoop!! You can feel the anger in these tweets

 

 so aggy are hard, wet, and fapping to the *possibility* that only 6 of our 11 P5 opponents will be bowl eligible.  Observe, Lord Burley.  For aggy are married, to butthurt.

bowl situation for aggy 2018 opponents:

northwestern state.  P5? nope.  G5? nope.  FBS? nope.  Not even FBS.  Currently EIGHTH in the Southland Conference and 74000 miles away from a playoff spot in the FCS.  Nope, not making a bowl.  #nosir.

clemson.  P5 playoffs.  2nd-bestest loss in the country.

lamonroe. G5 and scraping by bowl bound with 5 FBS wins and a FCS win.

bama. P5 playoffs.  1st-bestest loss in the country.

pig. P5 and pathetic.  Not even G5/FCS scheduling could save pig this year.

uk. P5 somehow ranked an obscene #15 bowl bound with 8 wins, but only 5 of those wins are P5.  Required a G5 win to be bowl eligible.  50% chance of an additional P5 loss without SEC scheduling would have left them exactly on 6 qualifying wins.

sc. P5 bowl bound.  Sitting on 6 wins, but only 4 of those are P5, with a G5 win and FCS win allowing them to scrape by for bowl eligibility.  50% chance of additional P5 loss without SEC scheduling would have them not qualified for a bowl unless they shock Clemson.

klan aggy.  P5 bowl bound.  4 P5 wins, 2 G5 wins and a FCS win.  Would still be bowl qualified in spite of 50% chance of additional P5 loss without SEC scheduling.

barn.  P5 bowl bound.  just like klan aggy with the SEC standard strategy: 4 P5 wins, 2 G5 wins and a FCS win.  So again would still be bowl qualified if playing a real schedule.

klan. P5 sitting at 5-6 and needing an egg bowl win to make a bowl.  2 P5 wins and 3 G5 wins.  No FCS opponents!  So an egg bowl win and they're in.

uab. G5 bowl bound.

lsu. P5 bowl bound.  daddy's heauxm.

summing up:

P5 opponents: 9

P5 opponents legitimately qualified without SEC scheduling: 6 (clemson, bama, uk, klan aggy, barn, lsu)

P5 opponents barely qualified using SEC scheduling: 1 (sc)

P5 opponents that are not yet qualified but can only qualify using SEC scheduling: 1 (klan)

advantage aggy.

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11 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

aggy has refused to play UH and TCU since the SWC disbanded, and has refused to play Baylor, Tech, or Texas since they left the Big 12.

It's really amazing how scared they are of playing other teams in Texas.

How else do you prove you run a state besides refusing to play the other teams in that state while crowing about how you'd dominate them if you did play?

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