Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

The refs did their damnedest to hand aggy the win, and it still took them seven OTs to win.  That doesn't sound like a game of the century, nor a culture shift, to me.

[Hamttx 419]

They allowed +70 to a team that didn’t get in field goal range against Alabama. And that is someway a shot across the bow?

I’m not sure that frightens Vanderbilt, much less Alabama?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21875]

3 hours ago, bigcigar said:

Aggy friend immediately told me aggy would be top 10 to start the season next year. Claimed the win is a sign of a monumental shift in culture.

They’re going to be quite butthurt when they’re looking up at Texas all season next year.

I hope they do, it will make the roller coaster drop that much further.

[Billy Pilgrim 1960]

When we beat OU on a walkoff fieldgoal after pissing away a lead did we claim we won the best game ever played? Hell no- if anything, we were embarrassed we let the Sooners come back and tie it up. This is the fundamental difference between us and aggys. They have no perspective whatsoever. That is why those dumbasses rushed the field on Saturday

[Machinator 32099]

 

[TrashMaster G 17547]

Love the #Zapruder  

[deft 6840]

The game taught me one thing: we’re gonna kick the corn dog laden shit right outta lsu next year.

[Butch Had Not 2969]

53 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

1 hour ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Have the “Best game ever” t-shirts gone on sale yet?

 

What happened to the preprinted almost beat LSU shirts? Shipped to commerce?

[Jacob McCandles 202]

45 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

 

 

Based on what is out in public now, this is what likely happened:

• Coach O fires Dameyune Craig
• Aggy runs out of time
• Refs put one second back on clock
• Aggy wins a game (with the benefit of multiple close calls)
• Coach Craig decides to talk shit (straight out of How To Be Aggy 101)
• Cole N. Fisher (the N is for Nepotism) tries to reel Craig in (undoubtedly so he can brag to Uncle Jimbo about it)
• LSU Coach Kragthorpe tells Craig to pipe down, get back to his sideline, have some class, etc.
• Fisher stiff arms Kragthorpe as Fisher is ushering Craig away
• Unbeknownst to Fisher, Kragthorpe has a neurological pacemaker, which acts up as a result of Fisher's shove
• Kevin Faulk sees or hears about it and gets pissed
• Faulk and Fisher thrown down
• Faulk and Fisher are separated and Fisher goes and tells Uncle Jimbo 
• Uncle Jimbo denies knowing anything in post-game press conference
• Aggy Athletic Dept. denies knowing anything about fight, Cole Fisher, Jimbo's family tree, etc. on Sunday
• Cajuns are riled up

Edited November 27, 2018 by Jacob McCandles

[Homesickhorn 2202]

According to the graphic last night, there were 4 7OT games before that one. 01 Ark/tenn and 03 ark/ole miss.

I was at that Arky/Ole Miss game. My buddy broke his arm trying to get into the end zone in what I think was the 6th overtime.
It was on a Thursday night, and I told my sister and brother in law (I was watching the aggy/LSU game at their place in Boerne),
“They cancelled classes that following Friday”.
My sister looked at me and said, “No homesick, YOU cancelled classes that following Friday. But you did an awesome job of convincing two of my sorority sisters that classes were cancelled”.
I was supposed to graduate that year, but I absolutely did not.

[US183 125]

On 3/29/2018 at 1:43 PM, Mileslong said:

I’ve heard that aggy has already put ‘best college game ever” on the wall outside of Pyle field, right next to all of their other non-achievements... anyone got a pic of that yet?

[JJxvi 10]

Ill let you know next time I run in to pick up some eggs

[TexasMan 10891]

 

 

 

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[Knoxtnhorn 5971]

LSU should be ranked lower than Texas because they lost to aggy you dumbfuck Liucci.

[chase25 2048]

57 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

 

 

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[Jester’s Inn 43]

So let me get this straight.  In aggys greatest game ever, they:

Won first place of the losers in the SEC west. 

Claiming a huge signature win in a game they were favored in, but didn’t beat the Vegas odds. 

Had to score 70+ pts to win against a secsecsec defense  

And because of the greatest game ever, they gained a minor bowl game invite against now, a better opponent.  

Advantage aggy

 

 

[Modessit 5598]

 

 

 

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Hey Looch! LSU needed TWO G5 and an FCS opponent to get to that 9-3. That's why they're ranked lower. Plus they were only ranked high to give Georgia SOS help in case they lost a 2nd. No team should be ranked in the top 10 after getting shut out at home - even if it was to Bama. Even The Citadel scored points.

 

[ButtFumble 5164]

5 hours ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Have the “Best game ever” t-shirts gone on sale yet?

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3003972

[Leanderman 2275]

Can hardly wait to hear about the warm reception the gomers will get when they wear their aggie gear into the bayou.

[HtownHorn 14668]

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

That's because people who have watched enough football can clearly see LSU is not a good football team, while Texas is 9 points from having a CFP spot sewn up.

[mchookem 16322]

jealousss 🤣

[hookem48 4687]

27 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3003972

well I guess those 12-7 shirts were getting worn out

[APEX 63]

3 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

well I guess those 12-7 shirts were getting worn out

These sheep molesters made a shirt after beating Alabama didn't they?

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

1 minute ago, APEX said:

These sheep molesters made a shirt after beating Alabama didn't they?

Yep. Something about it’s not the moon that controls the tide. 

[hookem48 4687]

1 minute ago, APEX said:

These sheep molesters made a shirt after beating Alabama didn't they?

if by a shirt you mean about 20 different shirts then yes.

[Hagbard Celine 10852]

on college football live tonight zero mention of weaselgate.

never again may aggy claim bomc.

on the other hand laura rutledge is hot.  see uihb post.

[OU Sucks 8797]

36 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

That's because people who have watched enough football can clearly see LSU is not a good football team, while Texas is 9 points from having a CFP spot sewn up.

Team SEC in full effect.

[HtownHorn 14668]

24 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Team SEC in full effect.

That is so pathetic.

[ztejas 43411]

29 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

on college football live tonight zero mention of weaselgate.

never again may aggy claim bomc.

on the other hand laura rutledge is hot.  see uihb post.

Rutledge is okay. Bit of a horse face imho.

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

26 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Team SEC in full effect.

This is literally the same as someone on this board posting that they're rooting for both ou and wvu to make the playoffs. Can you imagine anyone on this board ever posting that they want that to happen?

What a strange world they must live in where your pride is derived from the success of teams you compete against rather than the success of your own team. 

[RedDirtTexan 209]

From the inside you can't explain shit to the outside or whatever. 

[Longboard Horn 40296]

On 11/25/2018 at 8:41 PM, UTEX_ME said:

SEC will put aggy with an ACC or Big Ten team that can't pass worth a shit. 

They'll pair them up with the Helen Keller School for the Blind to make the conference look good.

[Vic Mackey 47012]

36 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

This is literally the same as someone on this board posting that they're rooting for both ou and wvu to make the playoffs. Can you imagine anyone on this board ever posting that they want that to happen?

What a strange world they must live in where your pride is derived from the success of teams you compete against rather than the success of your own team. 

That is what happens when your team has not a national title in about 80 years. No conference championships in 20 years. And since that time, not even a division title in the Big 12 or SEC. They go from being irrelevant in one conference to irrelevant in another. They embrace mediocrity. 

[Born Burnt 6177]

Being aggy is a punishment from God.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

I realized this morning that in the fable of the Three Little Pigs, the first two pigs are Aggies and the third is a Longhorn. The wolf is, I don't know, Alabama or Oklahoma or something.

[TexasMan 10891]

 

[Cairn Horn88 8260]

20 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

I realized this morning that in the fable of the Three Little Pigs, the first two pigs are Aggies and the third is a Longhorn. The wolf is, I don't know, Alabama or Oklahoma or something.

Uh, uh, uh.....well....ok, I guess.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

the joke is that the first two houses fell over

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

like that HS football stadium

and Bonfire

and Bonfire once before that

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

Aggies aren't good at building things, I think is my point?

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

and female Aggie are pigs

[SHOOTER12 8800]

6 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

Aggies aren't good at building things, I think is my point?

Fitting user name....

[PilotsError 2286]

Jokes are funnier when you don't explain them.

[ztejas 43411]

11 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

Jokes are funnier when you don't explain them.

What if it wasn't funny to begin with?

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

For the SEC,  Sugar and Citrus are the only bowls that are “contracted”. The SEC literally gets to pick where the rest of thier teams go. UGA is going to the Sugar and either LSU or Florida is going to the Citrus.

 

Whoever didn’t go to the Citrus out of LSU and Florida will go to the Outback. More or less, aggy will basically tell daddy Sanky where they want to go out of the left over SEC bowls. I’m guessing it will either be Taxslayer vs Iowa or Northwestern or Belk vs Pitt or Georgia Tech

 

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

Aggy apparently wants no part of the Texas Bowl vs a Big 12 team this year. They’re not enthused with possibly losing to TCU, Baylor, or Ok St.

[Hank Chinaski 6314]

12 hours ago, TexasMan said:

So...in an effort to discredit the poll and its voters, he contends that LSU is clearly better than Texas based on the rankings of their opponents - rankings by the same poll/voters, which are allegedly "garbage." 

What these guys are really saying is that the AP poll is perfect - except for its ranking of Texas, which is way out of whack. Seems like an unbiased, well-reasoned, logical conclusion. 

 

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

12 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

 

 

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

I’m taking my football and going home.

[SHOOTER12 8800]

54 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Aggy apparently wants no part of the Texas Bowl vs a Big 12 team this year. They’re not enthused with possibly losing to TCU, Baylor, or Ok St.

For them to lose to Baylor would be hillarious.

[po elvis 2070]

LSU lost to A&M. that is all you need to know about LSU.