Tell Me About Texas a&m

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Rep. Lyle Larson, Texas A&M, Class of 1981.

This him?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

is actually Mr Phlegm

You wish, Lyle.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Aw hell.....

Swam uh Swan doth project.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

I'm a what?

Oklahoma freakshow you idoit.



Fucking noob morons. (rolls eyes)

[MrPhlegm 3413]

The proper phrase is "fuck, fuck, fukedy, fuck fuck."

TITS!


Great movie btw.

[crimsonlonghorn 2306]

16 hours ago, Cornfusion said:

Well, we didn't say anything at the time because in those days, society tended to blame the victim.  The Aggies claimed Ben Cotton was asking for it by wearing those tight shiny red pants in the bottom of the pile.  

Totally off topic but I went to a Corn game in Austin one time and those were the shiniest reddest pants I've ever seen. From the east upper deck they practically glowed in the sun. 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

7 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

15 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

is actually Mr Phlegm

You wish, Lyle.

[Leanderman 2275]

 

 

   I am just waiting to hear Mee Maws response to the game. Should be a classic.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

6 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

 

 

   I am just waiting to hear Mee Maws response to the game. Should be a classic.

she died

I'm afraid the strain was... more than she could bear

[Machinator 32099]

9 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

 

 

   I am just waiting to hear Mee Maws response to the game. Should be a classic.

[DigglerontheHoof 21207]

Next year's roller coaster ride will be sofa king satisfying. 

[NoName 16364]

34 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Next year's roller coaster ride will be sofa king satisfying. 

because this is always relevant. 

imgur

[TrashMaster G 17581]

8 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

Oklahoma freakshow you idoit.



Fucking noob morons. (rolls eyes)

I think it was more along the lines of...

"He went to Oklahoma freakshow.  And I'm the idoit."

 

Damn, I would love to see that original post.  For old time's sake.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

15 hours ago, Texas25 said:

He said "storied rivalry"...

Anybody else laugh out loud when they read that?

Not really.  It’s a story that all Longhorn parents can tell their kids before bedtime.  From our perspective it always has a happy conclusion.  Sort of like “ ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas” when your kids already know that the next day they will be opening presents and getting that Red Rider BB gun.  They are also assured of a good night sleep.  aggy children on the other hand would have nightmares and wake up to the full body pink bunny suit that their crazy great aunt made for them.

So yeah, kinda see his point of it being a storied rivalry, minus the lopsided victory totals.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

11 hours ago, ztejas said:

I'm a what?

All your base belong to us.

[Jkwellborn 6714]

Finominale

[TexasMan 10947]

19 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Looch and Brauninger spend their first show after the greatest game in the history of texum football to... talk about UT. Talking about how they don't need Texas as a rival, how they'd no doubt beat Texas by 10, "and even those idiots over there know they'd lose too," and just in general sucking each other's dicks in the middle of a bar for an hour. 

Starts at 7:00

 

https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/texags.blob.core.windows.net/audio/0110093-mihg.mp3

 

 

 

Just in comparison and contrast to this shit I listen to, the first 5 minutes of The Longhorn Blitz podcast talks about how entertaining that 7 OT game was, and Rod Babers said he was "rooting for the state of Texas". I certainly don't agree with that sediment, but the thing to take away here is how much of a non-threat and non-factor aggy are in Longhorns' minds, when all Looch, Olin, Brauninger, and Gabe Cuck do is fawn over how much they loathe Texas and how no recruits will come here anymore. 

 

http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/536537058-longhornblitz-longhorn-blitz-ep-62-texasou-part-2.mp3

 

[Kel Varnsen 8540]

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Just in comparison and contrast to this shit I listen to, the first 5 minutes of The Longhorn Blitz podcast talks about how entertaining that 7 OT game was, and Rod Babers said he was "rooting for the state of Texas". I certainly don't agree with that sediment, but the thing to take away here is how much of a non-threat and non-factor aggy are in Longhorns' minds, when all Looch, Olin, Brauninger, and Gabe Cuck do is fawn over how much they loathe Texas and how no recruits will come here anymore. 

 

http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/536537058-longhornblitz-longhorn-blitz-ep-62-texasou-part-2.mp3

 

This post makes me sedimental.

[TrashMaster G 17581]

12 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

This post makes me sedimental.

I guess that mean Longhorns are more grounded.

[Tex Pete 20412]

55 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

I certainly don't agree with that sediment,

Sediment, as in the filth left settling at the bottom of the toilet bowl after a healthy shit and flush.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

41 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I guess that mean Longhorns are more grounded.

Or maybe Herman is laying a solid foundation and aggy has ground to make up.

[Hagbard Celine 10898]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

again, anyone with an secrant account, please x-post.

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

How many times have we read shit like this from aggy after every coaching change and signature win in his first season?   And I got news for the aggy ass clowns.   The LSU win was not a signature win.   My gosh I had to stay off Facebook most of Sunday because I know a lot of aggys and it was nothing but tripe about the win on Saturday night and how it was going to take them to the next level.   Good fricken luck with that!

This clown should check the LSU schedule for next season.    We are going to get beat LSU first......Then what in hell are they going to say after that???????  

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

And 9-4..  So they've already won their bowl game?   

 

[SA-KC_Horn 1295]

They'll lobby to play Northwestern or San Diego St.

[The University 851]

15 minutes ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

They'll lobby to play Northwestern or San Diego St.

close. aggy will lobby for northeastern or u of san diego.

[UTEX_ME 4766]

50 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

And 9-4..  So they've already won their bowl game?   

 

Latest 247 projections have them against Michigan State (7-5) in the Outback Bowl. MSU that lost to Nebraska 6-9.. 

[n64ra 1086]

On ‎11‎/‎27‎/‎2018 at 12:52 PM, UTEX_ME said:

One thing to notice is if each of the those games were played ten times, aggy would lose eight.

They're 1-6 vs LSU and Bama as SEC members so they'd lose nine out of ten.

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

46 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Latest 247 projections have them against Michigan State (7-5) in the Outback Bowl. MSU that lost to Nebraska 6-9.. 

Good gosh...  I hope that is wrong as many of these predictions turn out to be.  BUT, it would be great if it occurs, Sparty beats them.

The spin would be glorious.  

[BabaYaga 15302]

1 hour ago, Nueces River Rat said:

How many times have we read shit like this from aggy after every coaching change and signature win in his first season?   And I got news for the aggy ass clowns.   The LSU win was not a signature win.   My gosh I had to stay off Facebook most of Sunday because I know a lot of aggys and it was nothing but tripe about the win on Saturday night and how it was going to take them to the next level.   Good fricken luck with that!

This clown should check the LSU schedule for next season.    We are going to get beat LSU first......Then what in hell are they going to say after that???????  

They're still in this stage.....wait till they come down...

[markstanco 12586]

2 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

Latest 247 projections have them against Michigan State (7-5) in the Outback Bowl. MSU that lost to Nebraska 6-9.. 

Not sure if SEC would approve that one.  My guess is a G5 with a better record. 

[TrashMaster G 17581]

26 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Not sure if SEC would approve that one.  My guess is a G5 with a better record. 

Why not?  A Big10 team with no passing game?  Wouldn't that be a good matchup for aggy?

[Machinator 32099]

 

[Colonel Mustard 325]

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Station so lit he jumped ship the first chance he got

[GreenspointTexas 9662]

2 minutes ago, Colonel Mustard said:

Station so lit he jumped ship the first chance he got

Lol this

[Machinator 32099]

[Cairn Horn88 8277]

5 minutes ago, Colonel Mustard said:

Station so lit he jumped ship the first chance he got

That's great.   Thanks Mack, maybe you'll take a couple more of aggy coaches.  This can only help us, since Brew was supposedly their super recruiter.  Poor aggy.  I need a hankie.

 

 

[ClubWhatever 12154]

They still have Day Me Yoon Craig to hand off bags of cash and assault other coaches after games.

[Colonel Mustard 325]

Need a collection of all his stupid lit / secsecsec best conference and football tweets

[Drew 2500]

21 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Obviously wasn't SEC quality Coach.  They'll still get all those recruits.

[Machinator 32099]

2 minutes ago, Colonel Mustard said:

Need a collection of all his stupid lit / secsecsec best conference and football tweets

Not SEC, but this one lives.

 

[F250 28802]

9 minutes ago, Machinator said:

God bless Mack Brown for taking a swipe at aggy on the way out.

[thepop 4409]

[Machinator 32099]

 

[BurntOrangeSatire, LLC 157]

29 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

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[texaslong 678]

Haha. I’m rolling over laughing over Brewster. 

[OU Sucks 8894]

It must've been really painful to continually tell recruits "you gotta come to Collie Station...it's amazing here".

[Machinator 32099]

Never forget:

 

[TonyTexas 10519]

aggy thinks they can get Dan Campbell, former aggy TE to replace Brewster as TE coach. I’m sure they believe it would be an upgrade from his current position as the Assistant HC of the Saints.

 

[Machinator 32099]