Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Hamttx 421]

Only thing I got out of that retarded original post (which I refuse to quote) is under 1)  “LSU had a lot at steak”? I don’t see anything wrong with that, as I too like to have a lot of steak at the house.

Whether or not they had a lot at stake is anyone’s guess? As is Jimbo being LSU’s dream coach. That really does sound like a fucking aggy, doesn’t it?

Oh, and I did chuckle at “the start of the machine”. That fucking machine has been broke down for the better part of 25 years..

[Dennis Taylor 18873]

23 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

aggy thinks they can get Dan Campbell, former aggy TE to replace Brewster as TE coach. I’m sure they believe it would be an upgrade from his current position as the Assistant HC of the Saints.

 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21922]

I think by machine he’s referring to the aggy roller coaster

 

Also, so Brewster thinks it’s an upgrade to take the same position at a basketball school?

[Tex Pete 20491]

2 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Also, so Brewster thinks it’s an upgrade to take the same position at a basketball school?

Never been to college station?

[George Clooney 378]

 

Aggy is uh, not very diverse.

[SHOOTER12 8829]

22 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Never been to college station?

Pete my man!

[TexasMan 10987]

 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

[BlueGreySky 1032]

50 minutes ago, Hamttx said:

Only thing I got out of that retarded original post (which I refuse to quote) is under 1)  “LSU had a lot at steak”? I don’t see anything wrong with that, as I too like to have a lot of steak at the house.

Whether or not they had a lot at stake is anyone’s guess? As is Jimbo being LSU’s dream coach. That really does sound like a fucking aggy, doesn’t it?

Oh, and I did chuckle at “the start of the machine”. That fucking machine has been broke down for the better part of 25 years..

The machine?

 

[Scheiss Meister 8411]

35 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I think by machine he’s referring to the aggy roller coaster

 

Also, so Brewster thinks it’s an upgrade to take the same position at a basketball school?

Brewster realizes that aggy will always be aggy, and he just wants out.  Imagine how long he'll have to scrub to get the aggy stink off.

Edited November 29, 2018 by Scheiss Meister
WTF, autocorrect?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Only thing I got out of that retarded original post (which I refuse to quote) is under 1)  “LSU had a lot at steak”? I don’t see anything wrong with that, as I too like to have a lot of steak at the house.

Whether or not they had a lot at stake is anyone’s guess? As is Jimbo being LSU’s dream coach. That really does sound like a fucking aggy, doesn’t it?

Oh, and I did chuckle at “the start of the machine”. That fucking machine has been broke down for the better part of 125 years..

Fify

 

[Wishbone 4782]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Just saw this! Bwahahahahahahaha!

[ztejas 43538]

8 hours ago, Machinator said:

Going to do my best to break down and digest the stupidity here. Alright, here goes. 

Overlooked is one word.

Jimbo beat LSU which is what LSU was worried about? They were worried about LSU's coach beating LSU? That would be impressive.

I didn't know they were playing for steaks. What are we talking? Choice? Prime? Kobe? I need an aggy meat-judger in here STAT.

I question atm's strategy of recruiting wise, bowl, rankings. Not sure what a "ranking" is in this context. 

What does "stop a start" mean? "Stop" implies something was already moving in a general direction. 

Is Nephew sounds like a douchebag. 

I REALLY hope things aren't going to be the "way they were" because that means a socialist autocrat is about to invade Western Europe. 

I'm glad Jimbo will be becoming to LSU. I was worried he wouldn't be a good fit there when they played. And I don't think aggy's chances of landing Saban as a coordinator are very good, but I guess they can dream. 

The only thing Jimbo "knows" is how much money atm will end up owing him after their next 5-7 flameout season. 

 

 

[Barry_McCokiner 160]

5 hours ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

They'll lobby to play Northwestern or San Diego St.

They’ve already beaten northwestern.  Oh wait that was northwestern st

[SHOOTER12 8829]

26 minutes ago, George Clooney said:

 

Aggy is uh, not very diverse.

He misspelled perverse.

[Wishbone 4782]

1 minute ago, SHOOTER12 said:

He misspelled perverse.

So did she.

[Machinator 32099]

 

[bigcigar 1165]

33 minutes ago, George Clooney said:

 

Aggy is uh, not very diverse.

Spoiler that shit...nightmare fuel.

[Wishbone 4782]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

 

So he’s taking his torch and going home?

[LTtxfan 49358]

16 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

 

 

Ryan Brauninger is a Douchebag....

[Wishbone 4782]

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

Ryan Brauninger is a Douchebag....

Let’s see how he handles the upgrade.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

aggy machine

[texaslong 678]

21 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Brewster realizes that aggy will always be aggy, and he just wants out.  Imagine how long he'll have to scrub to get the aggy stink off.

Just saw someone claiming to know Brewster’s son on Twitter. His son said he hates College Station.

[Deej 76926]

Brewster realizes that aggy will always be aggy, and he just wants out.  Imagine how long he'll have to scrub to get the aggy stink off.

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[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Aggy should know it’s place.

It would makes these disappointments go a lot smoother.


Tim Brewster

Lololol

[F250 28823]

14 minutes ago, George Clooney said:

 

Aggy is uh, not very diverse.

Always remember that aggy has created an imaginary world that only they live in and the rest of the world cannot see*. They refer to this utopian world as aggyland.

The phrase “From the outside looking in, you can’t understand it. And from the inside looking out, you can’t explain it.” is aggy talking about their land of imagination known as aggyland. They are aware that they live in a different world but they believe the rest of humanity exists in the shadow world where the demon t-sip** tricks people into thinking aggy is less than it really is.

It's why aggy sees Cole Fisher as a hero while the rest of the world sees him as a low life.*** In aggyland everything true is what we (rational human beings) see as false. So, whenever an aggy says something that is clearly false, remember in the world they live in, it is true.

 

 

* Research has shown 2% of aggy mentally reject the land of imagination and cannot enter aggyland.

** In aggy mythology, the demon t-sip is responsible for all the percieved failures of aggy in the shadow world. Also, t-sip cannot enter aggyland because t-sip isn't bat shit crazy.

*** By the year 2028 in the shadow world, an entire mythology will be built around the heroic actions of Cole Fisher. In aggyland, the tales of his heroism are already told around a bonfire that burns all year long. It's kinda like Valhalla for retards.

 

[Deej 76926]

Um, yeah, about aggy bonfires standing all year long...

[Sejjr 3246]

Cole Fisher is the new Sul Ross?

[ztejas 43538]

54 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Can someone buy these idiots a calendar?

[tejas60 3534]

*idoits

[po elvis 2076]

Must have been a really tough decision for Brewster. It took a good 48 hours.

[Jester’s Inn 43]

Aggy in melt down mode. Brown is bringing Brewster to North Carolina 

[ztejas 43538]

16 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

*idoits

Thank you for your financial contribution to Surly. Now enjoy being on ignore. 

[markstanco 12612]

Aggy in melt down mode. Brown is bringing Brewster to North Carolina 

Link?

[deft 6880]

Aggy in melt down mode. Brown is bringing Brewster to North Carolina 

Big if true. Hadn’t heard about it yet.

[David Dennison 18947]

16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Thank you for your financial contribution to Surly. Now enjoy being on ignore. 

Allsome.

[GreenspointTexas 9669]

That aggy video.... jfc

 

Its what I imagine an Ed Sheeran concert to look like

[Machinator 32099]

[crimsonlonghorn 2306]

Bless their heart, they think they won because they outplayed LSU. 

[TexasGolf 5020]

1 hour ago, Jester’s Inn said:

Aggy in melt down mode. Brown is bringing Brewster to North Carolina 

Mack still beating aggy

[Jkwellborn 6745]

When was LSU ranked #4? Before the beatdown from bama? They didn’t score at will until the 3rd overtime.

[Levi 2592]

5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Lmao! “scored at will”…give me a break. 

[Treefidy 1469]

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

aggy. 

Im actually surprised they are taking the "scored at will" angle rather than "shut them down".  It's the league of defense after all, big boy football and whatnot. 

[Jester’s Inn 43]

Aggy just had their top rated LB recruit decommit to Alabama. 

[markstanco 12612]

Nice job with the aggy athletic dept lawyers and Brewster's contract. He is the TE coach at a basketball school in the acc now, and one that sucks at football.

"No guys I'm cool here, the CStat is LIT! I ain't going anywhere!"

[Cairn Horn88 8283]

Poor aggy.  Lose Brewster to UNC (thanks Mack), and now, just had a decommitment of Christian Harris to Bama... a 5* LB.  Hopefully, we'll get more good news this week.

[utee94 15863]

Rats off a sinking ship.  But at least that ship is lit.

[Bill Lumbergh 7186]

13 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

aggy. 

Im actually surprised they are taking the "scored at will" angle rather than "shut them down".  It's the league of defense after all, big boy football and whatnot. 

Kinda hard to argue "shut them down" in a game where both teams score >70 pts. 

Also kind of hard to argue "scored at will" when the majority of points scored were on drives starting at the 25.

[TexasGary 849]

 

[utee94 15863]

Tim Brewster is a "hired gun" but the guy they BRAG about luring away from his previous job by paying him $75M guaranteed is not?  Lulz.