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Only thing I got out of that retarded original post (which I refuse to quote) is under 1)  “LSU had a lot at steak”? I don’t see anything wrong with that, as I too like to have a lot of steak at the house.

Whether or not they had a lot at stake is anyone’s guess? As is Jimbo being LSU’s dream coach. That really does sound like a fucking aggy, doesn’t it?

Oh, and I did chuckle at “the start of the machine”. That fucking machine has been broke down for the better part of 25 years..

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50 minutes ago, Hamttx said:

Only thing I got out of that retarded original post (which I refuse to quote) is under 1)  “LSU had a lot at steak”? I don’t see anything wrong with that, as I too like to have a lot of steak at the house.

Whether or not they had a lot at stake is anyone’s guess? As is Jimbo being LSU’s dream coach. That really does sound like a fucking aggy, doesn’t it?

Oh, and I did chuckle at “the start of the machine”. That fucking machine has been broke down for the better part of 25 years..

The machine?

 

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35 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I think by machine he’s referring to the aggy roller coaster

 

Also, so Brewster thinks it’s an upgrade to take the same position at a basketball school?

Brewster realizes that aggy will always be aggy, and he just wants out.  Imagine how long he'll have to scrub to get the aggy stink off.

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Only thing I got out of that retarded original post (which I refuse to quote) is under 1)  “LSU had a lot at steak”? I don’t see anything wrong with that, as I too like to have a lot of steak at the house.

Whether or not they had a lot at stake is anyone’s guess? As is Jimbo being LSU’s dream coach. That really does sound like a fucking aggy, doesn’t it?

Oh, and I did chuckle at “the start of the machine”. That fucking machine has been broke down for the better part of 125 years..

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8 hours ago, Machinator said:

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Going to do my best to break down and digest the stupidity here. Alright, here goes. 

Overlooked is one word.

Jimbo beat LSU which is what LSU was worried about? They were worried about LSU's coach beating LSU? That would be impressive.

I didn't know they were playing for steaks. What are we talking? Choice? Prime? Kobe? I need an aggy meat-judger in here STAT.

I question atm's strategy of recruiting wise, bowl, rankings. Not sure what a "ranking" is in this context. 

What does "stop a start" mean? "Stop" implies something was already moving in a general direction. 

Is Nephew sounds like a douchebag. 

I REALLY hope things aren't going to be the "way they were" because that means a socialist autocrat is about to invade Western Europe. 

I'm glad Jimbo will be becoming to LSU. I was worried he wouldn't be a good fit there when they played. And I don't think aggy's chances of landing Saban as a coordinator are very good, but I guess they can dream. 

The only thing Jimbo "knows" is how much money atm will end up owing him after their next 5-7 flameout season. 

 

 

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14 minutes ago, George Clooney said:

 

Aggy is uh, not very diverse.

Always remember that aggy has created an imaginary world that only they live in and the rest of the world cannot see*. They refer to this utopian world as aggyland.

The phrase “From the outside looking in, you can’t understand it. And from the inside looking out, you can’t explain it.” is aggy talking about their land of imagination known as aggyland. They are aware that they live in a different world but they believe the rest of humanity exists in the shadow world where the demon t-sip** tricks people into thinking aggy is less than it really is.

It's why aggy sees Cole Fisher as a hero while the rest of the world sees him as a low life.*** In aggyland everything true is what we (rational human beings) see as false. So, whenever an aggy says something that is clearly false, remember in the world they live in, it is true.

 

 

* Research has shown 2% of aggy mentally reject the land of imagination and cannot enter aggyland.

** In aggy mythology, the demon t-sip is responsible for all the percieved failures of aggy in the shadow world. Also, t-sip cannot enter aggyland because t-sip isn't bat shit crazy.

*** By the year 2028 in the shadow world, an entire mythology will be built around the heroic actions of Cole Fisher. In aggyland, the tales of his heroism are already told around a bonfire that burns all year long. It's kinda like Valhalla for retards.

 

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13 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

aggy. 

Im actually surprised they are taking the "scored at will" angle rather than "shut them down".  It's the league of defense after all, big boy football and whatnot. 

Kinda hard to argue "shut them down" in a game where both teams score >70 pts. 

Also kind of hard to argue "scored at will" when the majority of points scored were on drives starting at the 25.

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