Tell Me About Texas a&m

[FWD 297]

8 minutes ago, wood said:

You could put those fucks in  any got damn conference in the country & they'd still be perennial 3rd-5th place finishers.

3rd-5th? Based on which bowl they were slotted into, I believe they are considered the 7th best team in the SEC this year.

[deadshank 24653]

2 minutes ago, markstanco said:

22 minutes ago, texashorn13 said:

This has some serious lulz...
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3005532
Claiming that everyone should be upset Clemson is in because they suck and their schedule was shit.  No, you can't make this stuff up.

Does he say who should be in the playoff? Alabama, Georgia, lsu, and who else?

You know the answer to that, burtch.

Edited December 2, 2018 by deadshank

[wood 11236]

Just now, FWD said:

3rd-5th? Based on which bowl they were slotted into, I believe they are considered the 7th best team in the SEC this year.

I was being nice. Yeah, 4th-7th seems more appropriate.

[Hamttx 421]

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

This is so stupid on so many levels. Hey fuck stick - we played the 4th ranked team in the country this season. Twice. 

Circumstantial tiebreakers brought the lutz for me. Without those pesky fuckers they would have went from 7th to 3rd.

Much like having a complete set of chromosomes that gets you from retard to functional.

[Mo Horn 8853]

The definition of delusion 

[Rabidhorn 121]

After aggy loses that Bowl Game they will claim NC State should have been in the playoff and would have beaten OU.

[TreatyOak 16402]

I'm picking Bama/A&M over OU. 

[Lhorn 4930]

Gator bowl is good for them.  Not 7.5 million good though.

[SHOOTER12 8819]

On 11/30/2018 at 11:10 AM, LW Goatman said:

Just stumbled across this:

 

 

Hope she's planning on marrying a "Jimbo", at any rate, they'll know she's a sloot, and a cheap one at that.

[demos 3004]

This has some serious lulz...
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3005532
Claiming that everyone should be upset Clemson is in because they suck and their schedule was shit.  No, you can't make this stuff up.

Well they scheduled aggy (whom they narrowly beat) so yeah, kinda has a point.

[utee94 15843]

21 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

The definition of delusion 

OU would score a hundred on this year's A&M team.

[ztejas 43526]

21 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

The definition of delusion 

Mark Clayton with the first touchdown. Played against him once in a pickup basketball game. Dude is built like a brick shithouse. NFL players are barely human.

[williemackgarza 1826]

You could put those fucks in  any got damn conference in the country & they'd still be perennial 3rd-5th place finishers.

Pfft, 2nd in the sec west... birtch

[Hizzaz Mahdoud 194]

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Mark Clayton with the first touchdown. Played against him once in a pickup basketball game. Dude is built like a brick shithouse. NFL players are barely human.

God, I hate OU, but seeing them destroy aggy like that gives me such a warm fuzzy.

[Dennis Taylor 18851]

1 hour ago, texashorn13 said:

This has some serious lulz...

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3005532

Claiming that everyone should be upset Clemson is in because they suck and their schedule was shit.  No, you can't make this stuff up.

well, their main conference competition was run into the ground by its previous coach

 

[texaslong 678]

1 hour ago, williemackgarza said:

Pfft, 2nd in the sec west... birtch

2nd in the west and the best bowl game they could get was the Taxslayer Gator bowl. 

[Guest Lobo]

I do have one bone to pick with the ACC...what in the fuck is their contract deal with ESPN/ABC for their Championship game?   It's not that compelling a story outside of Clemson's dominance in it.  Why can't they move up in the day and switch the rebooted Big XII game to primetime?  That' 11am kick was bullshit.  

[TexasMan 10955]

 

[Butch Had Not 2991]

2 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

The definition of delusion 

He's kinda right,  they (ousux) did play a game in the morning.  Not easy to play two in one day.  aggy would take advantage of that.

[Butch Had Not 2991]

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Hope she's planning on marrying a "Jimbo", at any rate, they'll know she's a sloot, and a cheap one at that.

Also known as boner garage. 

[Vic Mackey 47111]

3 hours ago, texashorn13 said:

This has some serious lulz...

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3005532

Claiming that everyone should be upset Clemson is in because they suck and their schedule was shit.  No, you can't make this stuff up.

Isn't that the team they played to get the best quality loss in the history of sports? Not sure their angle there. Dumb fucks.

[Gaffords 757]

41 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Isn't that the team they played to get the best quality loss in the history of sports? Not sure their angle there. Dumb fucks.

Yuppp. and OU could loae by 7 Alaama anr it would still be a quality loas for aggy,,  but a complete domination of OU by Bama...   

Ths shit gets old.  Texas and OU have a chance to start silencing the ESPN windbags thia year...  The 1-2 of the big 12 kos the 1-2 9f the SEC, ESPN would struggle spinning this

[Vic Mackey 47111]

Just now, Gaffords said:

Yuppp. and OU could loae by 7 Alaama anr it would still be a quality loas for aggy,,  but a complete domination of OU by Bama...   

Ths shit gets old.  Texas and OU have a chance to start silencing the ESPN windbags thia year...  The 1-2 of the big 12 kos the 1-2 9f the SEC, ESPN would struggle spinning this

I would not mind seeing OU beat Bama and then lose to Clemson. Us beating Georgia. It would make Aggy insane lmao. That is why I might root for OU just to see them try and spin it. But I hate both of those teams but definitely OU more since we have history obviously. 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52557]

You know they’ve already gotten the Georgia excuse dialed up. Disappointed about missing the playoffs, still beat up from the uber physical bama game 4 weeks prior. Didn’t want to be there. 

[ztejas 43526]

This laughing at hypothetical excuses shit is lame. They don't need an excuse if they smack us. I'm as big of an optimist as you will find here game to game but this isn't going to be some walk in the park for Texas. 

Let's see what happens on the 1st.

[Hagbard Celine 10907]

On 11/30/2018 at 11:34 AM, Scheiss Meister said:

So when she's giving head, Jimbo is rubbing up and down the dude's cock.  I wonder what Jimbo thinks of that?

the corps will line up outside her place for a ritual rubbing.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

I like it. NC State has been playing some pretty good ball. Their QB is a 5th year senior with a 150 college passer rating on the season. 
This is not the match-up aggy wanted. Have no idea why the SEC slotted them there. 

Secsecsec rapidly becoming tired of bullshit aggy act. Ie. Saban wants $75m jimcuck spanked. And then no oral sex.

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

The definition of delusion 

Lulz, THIS is what the evil evil evil man who has a masters and a phd from Rice had planned for aggy when he moved them to the secsecsec where their assininity would be exposed to a wider audience.



Pooooooor aggggyyyyyyy

[MrPhlegm 3413]

I'm picking Bama/A&M over OU. 

After that one my advice to you is to not go anywhere in or near the state of Alabama.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

 

Ok, that's funny.

[Vic Mackey 47111]

So Aggy is going for their 2nd straight national title this year and 3 in 4 years? They are just so good.

[UTEX_ME 4766]

aggy dodging Texas teams needs to be used against them in recruiting. It's criminal that a power 5 team from this state refuses to play competition from the state. 

[TrashMaster G 17584]

11 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

aggy dodging Texas teams needs to be used against them in recruiting. It's criminal that a power 5 team from this state refuses to play competition from the state. 

Wtf you talking about?  Lamar, Texas State, Prairie View, UTSA...  All Texas football powers.

Stoopid sip.

[RomaVicta 29966]

4 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Gator bowl is good for them.  Not 7.5 million good though.

They've been nattering about a "Florida Bowl" for weeks. It's like their distinction about acquiring "sitting P5 assistant coaches." They always have some way to group things that they think makes them sound better.

[crimsonlonghorn 2306]

15 hours ago, FWD said:

Losing to NC State is right up there with losing to Wake Forest in that there will be no way in hell to spin it as a positive. 

And they'll treat it the same way: like it never happened. 

EDIT: already beat me to it, but that's just confirmation

Edited December 3, 2018 by crimsonlonghorn

[crimsonlonghorn 2306]

7 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

They've been nattering about a "Florida Bowl" for weeks. It's like their distinction about acquiring "sitting P5 assistant coaches." They always have some way to group things that they think makes them sound better.

But they'll never be able to brag about playing an "all FBS schedule".

[TexasMan 10955]

 

[Leanderman 2276]

Stupid sips. This game with NC State is a perfect opportunity for Dumbo to reach out to the hidden recruits in the Smokey Mountains.

[Hamttx 421]

14 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

I moved from Texas long before the internet so I really don’t know this Liucci guy.

But, is this goofy bastard missing a chromosome or two? And how did he become the aggy mouthpiece? Does texag receive compensation from aggy for allowing this idiot to patrol the inter webs looking for any aggy slight? Because he sure shows up a lot trying to sell aggy as something they are not.

[Deej 76885]

Luicci put in his time working his way up through the glory hole circuit. They are rewarding him now for his effort and attention to detail. 

[Tex Pete 20429]

1 minute ago, Hamttx said:

I moved from Texas long before the internet so I really don’t know this Liucci guy.

But, is this goofy bastard missing a chromosome or two? And how did he become the aggy mouthpiece? Does texag receive compensation from aggy for allowing this idiot to patrol the inter webs looking for any aggy slight? Because he sure shows up a lot trying to sell aggy as something they are not.

Whatever else he is, he’s defintely NOT a booster who recruits for aggy. That would be unethical and would violate NCAA rules. 

[Orange&White 5528]

He disseminates all of the information the AD wants out and he rules TexAgs with an iron fist to remove any negative news. In exchange, he receives all of the access he wants, which allows his site to be the primary place for aggie discussion. It works out great for both sides, like when the only newspaper is owned by the dictator/czar.

[Player 4575]

14 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

He disseminates all of the information the AD wants out and he rules TexAgs with an iron fist to remove any negative news. In exchange, he receives all of the access he wants, which allows his site to be the primary place for aggie discussion. It works out great for both sides, like when the only newspaper is owned by the dictator/czar.

So, Baavda?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Luigi is royalty here. I just don't get it, even after living here for almost two decades. Dave South, Chip Howard, Billy Liucci... it's like the primary requirement for being an aggy media personality is being insipid as fuck, with the IQ of a toaster, and the charm of plain yogurt. Doesn't hurt if you have the vocabulary of a toothpick, either.

[Scholz 11955]

32 minutes ago, Hamttx said:

But, is this goofy bastard missing a chromosome or two? And how did he become the aggy mouthpiece?

Think you answered your own question there.

[OCHorn001 121]

21 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

He disseminates all of the information the AD wants out and he rules TexAgs with an iron fist to remove any negative news. In exchange, he receives all of the access he wants, which allows his site to be the primary place for aggie discussion. It works out great for both sides, like when the only newspaper is owned by the dictator/czar.

Sounds a lot like Fox News

[atomheartbevo 89775]

11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I would not mind seeing OU beat Bama and then lose to Clemson. Us beating Georgia. It would make Aggy insane lmao. That is why I might root for OU just to see them try and spin it. But I hate both of those teams but definitely OU more since we have history obviously. 

   With just one game, either we get to laugh at OU fans, or we get to laugh at aggy fans.   OU game is truly a win-win for us.

i do wonder how aggy would spin a Bama loss next month.  Some of them were quite upset when Stoops had his way with Little Nicky. 

[Tex Pete 20429]

7 minutes ago, OCHorn001 said:

Sounds a lot like Fox News

Take the politics somewhere else, shit for brains. 

[OCHorn001 121]

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Take the politics somewhere else, shit for brains. 

Wow, bad ass internet thug reply. I'm sooo scared...