Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Scholz 11971]

Or Luby's?

[honolulu horn 6165]

9 hours ago, Colt45 said:

I used to really like REK until I read an article somewhere about him playing at the cactus cafe and he said something along the lines of, “I don’t mind playing here just as long as I’m taking money from Texas alumni” or something of that nature. Can’t find the article now. 

You should start a boycott. That'll show him.

[utee94 15869]

9 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

aggy musician talk not going away.

It's better than looch talk or basically anything else on this thread.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1142]

7 hours ago, ADHD said:

Texas Aggy is a buncha dumbass Americans and I will destroy all them.

[Teamdirtyleg 1062]

13 minutes ago, Scholz said:

You don't like boats?  Or the ocean?  Or ponies?

I'll admit as a casual Lyle fan, I think that song is dumb

[UTEX_ME 4766]

Not sure about musical talent of REK, but he does surround himself with talented musicians and his songs are catchy. The one concert I have been too was a damn fun time. He did the aggy heritage thing in a tongue and cheek manner, never went full aggy. 

[fattyflattie 4638]

They both tell aggy jokes, have fun with it etc. Especially REK. 

For those that have never heard of Lyle outside of his marriage, Christ.   Pontiac still one of my all time records.    Been catching his end of summer tours for years now and still one of the better concerts I’ll see each year. Especially when he had Francine with him. 

Also, fuck aggy. 

[Teamdirtyleg 1062]

1 minute ago, fattyflattie said:

They both tell aggy jokes, have fun with it etc. Especially REK. 

For those that have never heard of Lyle outside of his marriage, Christ.   Pontiac still one of my all time records.    Been catching his end of summer tours for years now and still one of the better concerts I’ll see each year. Especially when he had Francine with him. 

Also, fuck aggy. 

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Ahhh, the good ole days when a lot (not all, but a lot) of aggys were aware of their weirdness and laughed at themselves.

[TrashMaster G 17645]

16 minutes ago, utee94 said:

It's better than looch talk or basically anything else on this thread.

Naw.  I come here for the entertainment.

Laughing at aggy is my favorite!

[Scholz 11971]

20 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Not sure about musical talent of REK, but he does surround himself with talented musicians and his songs are catchy. The one concert I have been too was a damn fun time. He did the aggy heritage thing in a tongue and cheek manner, never went full aggy. 

Fun fact, virtually REK's entire family are Longhorns.  That's why he comes off as intelligent.

Edited December 4, 2018 by Scholz

[Bottlecap 1523]

13 hours ago, C-Man said:

 

Uh, yeah, gonna have to disagree with you there. They’re both insanely good. How do you know next-to-nothing about either one?

 

you handled this better than i would have. there are very few "good ags" out there and I'll give that honor to LL and REK and my buddy Cody.

[Scholz 11971]

Just now, Bottlecap said:

my buddy Cody.

Sounds like a sod buster from Tomball or Magnolia or somewhere

[Bottlecap 1523]

'Cody' really has got to be the perfect aggy name

[markstanco 12631]

48 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Or Luby's?

Could go for a LuAnn platter all the sudden. Mashed potatoes and runny brown gravy please. 

[Scholz 11971]

I like their little half jalapeno slices filled with pimento cheese

[markstanco 12631]

2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I like their little half jalapeno slices filled with pimento cheese

[Dennis Taylor 18884]

20 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

'Cody' really has got to be the perfect aggy name

pretty sure it's in the cult book that aggy must name their first son Kyle 

[Not a Sock 2342]

45 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Fun fact, virtually REK's entire family are Longhorns.  That's why he comes off as intelligent.

And his daughter goes to TCU, REK is pretty much a 2%.

[Cairn Horn88 8287]

3 hours ago, utee94 said:

I like REK, and he really is a lot like a Texas Jimmy Buffet.  I don't view that as an insult, he's fun to listen to.

Lyle Lovett is indeed a legend.

Don't care where either one of them attended college.

He's not Lyle Lovett because he went to aggyville.

[ztejas 43552]

40 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Could go for a LuAnn platter all the sudden. Mashed potatoes and runny brown gravy please. 

Give me the fried fish and slather it in tartar sauce, please.

[Deej 76980]

The mythical 2%-er. aggy's little way to sucker outsiders into somewhat accepting them into the fold.

"Sure, he's aggy, but he's a 2%-er. He's not like the usual aggy."

Do not fall for it. 

[TrashMaster G 17645]

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Give me the fried fish and slather it in tartar sauce, please.

This

[Cairn Horn88 8287]

Roses are red and violets are purple
Sugar is sweet and so is maple surple
Well I'm the seventh out of seven sons
My pappy's a pistol, I'm a son-of-a-gun

Well, dang me

[SHOOTER12 8836]

47 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Roses are red and violets are purple
Sugar is sweet and so is maple surple
Well I'm the seventh out of seven sons
My pappy's a pistol, I'm a son-of-a-gun

Well, dang me

So...Shotgun Willie's your uncle?  Or brother?

[Jkwellborn 6750]

Roses are red and violets are purple
Sugar is sweet and so is maple surple
Well I'm the seventh out of seven sons
My pappy's a pistol, I'm a son-of-a-gun Well, dang me

That ain’t Bobby bare?

[tejas60 3535]

I thought it was Tom T Hall.

[Pato del Muerto 52635]

Roger miller?

[deft 6891]

REK/Lyle talk not going away.

[Deej 76980]

38 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Roger miller?

"Trailers for sale or rent. Glory holes for 50 cents."

[CfRhTxStBobcats 602]

10 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

aggy musician talk not going away.

Yep, and what's all this talk about great musicians? Jimi Hendrix was a great musician. These guys are entertainers with decent music and so so voices.

 

[Deej 76980]

Jimi Hendrix wasn't SEC good, though.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Famous aggy quiz:

A.  Butterbean

B.  Bubba Bean

C. Stringbean

D,  Beany and Cecil

E.  All of the above

 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Famous aggy quiz:
A.  Butterbean
B.  Bubba Bean
C. Stringbean
D,  Beany and Cecil
E.  All of the above
 

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[Gaffords 757]

A. Is a jar made for jizz?

B. Is a sheep made for jizz?

C is a redass made for jizz?

D. Does a milkman drink jizz?

E. All of the above?

[Cairn Horn88 8287]

2 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

That ain’t Bobby bare?

Roger Miller.....Dang Me

 

Well, here I sit high, gettin' ideas
Ain't nothing but a fool would live like this
Out all night and runnin' wild
Woman sittin' home with a month-old child

 

Dang me, dang me
They oughta take a rope and hang me
High from the highest tree
Woman, would you weep for me?

 

Just sittin' around drinkin' with the rest of the guys
Six rounds bought, and I bought five
And I spent the groceries and half the rent
Like fourteen dollars and twenty-seven cents

 

Dang me, dang me
They oughta take a rope and hang me
High from the highest tree
Woman, would you weep for me?

 

Roses are red and violets are purple
Sugar is sweet and so is maple surple
Well I'm the seventh out of seven sons
My pappy's a pistol, I'm a son-of-a-gun

 

Well, dang me, dang me
They oughta take a rope and hang me
High from the highest tree
Woman, would you weep for me?

Songwriters: Roger Miller

Dang Me lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC

 

Good stuff.

 

SHOW LESS 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

11 hours ago, Bottlecap said:

'Cody' really has got to be the perfect aggy name

 

10 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

pretty sure it's in the cult book that aggy must name their first son Kyle 

Kody. Kyle, kolton 

[ztejas 43552]

1 hour ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Yep, and what's all this talk about great musicians? Jimi Hendrix was a great musician. These guys are entertainers with decent music and so so voices.

 

Lyle Lovett is more than a "so so" voice. 

[Jkwellborn 6750]

Roger Miller.....Dang Me
 
Well, here I sit high, gettin' ideas
Ain't nothing but a fool would live like this
Out all night and runnin' wild
Woman sittin' home with a month-old child   Dang me, dang me
They oughta take a rope and hang me
High from the highest tree
Woman, would you weep for me?   Just sittin' around drinkin' with the rest of the guys
Six rounds bought, and I bought five
And I spent the groceries and half the rent
Like fourteen dollars and twenty-seven cents   Dang me, dang me
They oughta take a rope and hang me
High from the highest tree
Woman, would you weep for me?   Roses are red and violets are purple
Sugar is sweet and so is maple surple
Well I'm the seventh out of seven sons
My pappy's a pistol, I'm a son-of-a-gun   Well, dang me, dang me
They oughta take a rope and hang me
High from the highest tree
Woman, would you weep for me? Songwriters: Roger Miller Dang Me lyrics Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC   Good stuff.   SHOW LESS 

That’s right. Not sure what I was thinking of. But it’s definitely the Rooster on Robin Hood.

[Colt45 5]

I would rather listen to Gary P. Nunn over those 2 aggys anyways. I don’t think he graduated from Texas but he still put in a couple years on the 40 Acres. 

[Longboard Horn 40565]

[CfRhTxStBobcats 602]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Lyle Lovett is more than a "so so" voice. 

So you're saying you Lovett

[deft 6891]

Maybe it’s the pixels, but I’m thinking it’s a shop. Still good.

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1501]

http:// https://www.click2houston.com/bush-41/texas-am-corps-of-cadets-to-participate-in-george-hw-bushs-services

“There is various points through history that actually brings us all together as people and brings us all together as citizens of this country and I believe this is one of them,”

There is?

“Counsil and Strickland are two of the approximate 2,500 young men and women who serve in the Corp of Cadets.”

They don’t fucking “serve.” They are members of a club of dumbassery. For God’s sake they aren’t the military.

“It’s going to be sadness, that we lost someone that loves our university so much that cares about the organization I’m in so much.”

It is all about aggy and the corps of dorks. Not a President, WWII Vet, VP, etc.

[C-Man 27286]

"Trailers for sale or rent. Glory holes for 50 cents."

“I ain’t got no championships!”

[Longboard Horn 40565]

Old but gold

[Jkwellborn 6750]

I saw on another board where they were better off at the TE coach position now.

[bmbmd 1027]

32 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

I saw on another board where they were better off at the TE coach position now.

Maybe so, but their Twitter game gonna suffer.

[markstanco 12631]

[texaslong 678]

24 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

I saw on another board where they were better off at the TE coach position now.

Might be the greatest TE coach hire ever. 

[Leanderman 2277]

 

But will the station still be lit?