Tell Me About Texas a&m

[TtomTerrific 200]

Much like aggy does to try and make war sacrifice about only their school (the other war dead be damned), they have now taken ownership of the successes of, and national grieving for, 41.  Stolen valor...it's foundational to their existence. 

[ztejas 43418]

1 hour ago, texaslong said:

Are aggy’s torn about Bush? He is after all a T-shirt fan.

Stupid sip - every (white) president gets an aggy ring sent to them via pony express courier as soon as they are elected. 

[SHOOTER12 8800]

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Stupid sip - every (white) president gets an aggy ring sent to them via pony express courier as soon as they are elected. 

Derp....

Edited December 6, 2018 by SHOOTER12

[SHOOTER12 8800]

1 hour ago, texaslong said:

Are aggy’s torn about Bush? He is after all a T-shirt fan.

I'm no aggy, but I'm torn about it....bush?  or shaved?  Think I'll go with the smoooooooth beaver.

[UTEX90 589]

6 hours ago, Goofyboy said:

President Bush gave the commencement speech at UT in 1990.
“Whatever you do, live a life of adventure and meaning so brilliant that, like a Roman candle it lights up the world. Dazzle us. Astonish us. Be extraordinary.”

- PRESIDENT Bush
1990

We could claim him too, right?

This was my commencement speech. 

“Let me say it loud and clear,” Bush said. “The first Texans, in a sense, were wrong. This is not just a first-class university. You are graduates of a world-class university.”

 

[UTEX_ME 4762]

27 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

I'm no aggy, but I'm torn about it....bush?  or shaved?  Think I'll go with the smoooooooth beaver.

[utee94 15811]

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

yeah, ask Michigan about that

No kidding, what a truly horrible take.  Not that such stupidity is surprising of course, coming from that group.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Painful rectal itch.

[OrangEngr 1035]

4 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

The funny thing about that story is he was out of milk and thought he was walking into a Kroger.

Hmm... so maybe it was true, he was blown away

[Homesickhorn 2202]

Laura was a Theta at SMU and then got her masters at UT.

My mom was a Theta at SMU one class behind Laura, and then got her masters at UT. /csb

[ztejas 43418]

10 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

My mom was a Theta at SMU one class behind Laura, and then got her masters at UT. /csb

Rules

[markstanco 12574]

[RedDirtTexan 209]

aggy band couldn't help but play their war song "kanuck kanuck" as the honor guard was unloading 41's casket from the train.

even in death aggy can't help but celebrate aggy

[Homesickhorn 2202]

Rules

Rules must be followed.

Here’s Mom and Dad at the end of the TCU game. Her 71st birthday.

[DigglerontheHoof 21186]

Well, apparently, GHWB planned everything down to each song so maybe he wanted them to play it.

Or they’re just being aggy. /shoulder shrug/

[SHOOTER12 8800]

10 minutes ago, RedDirtTexan said:

aggy band couldn't help but play their war song "kanuck kanuck" as the honor guard was unloading 41's casket from the train.

even in death aggy can't help but celebrate aggy

Please tell me you're kidding?

[RedDirtTexan 209]

1 minute ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Please tell me you're kidding?

Me no kid, amigo. 

[SHOOTER12 8800]

Just now, RedDirtTexan said:

Me no kid, amigo. 

Just when you think you've seen and heard it......something something something something...

[Dnaguy 11943]

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

 

Laura Bush killed a guy.

Look it up.

Seriously. 

[Leanderman 2275]

Surprised the gomers did not want to build a bonfire too. 

[ztejas 43418]

26 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

Rules must be followed.

Here’s Mom and Dad at the end of the TCU game. Her 71st birthday.

Out of reps - I apologize.

Pony up. 

[Tex Pete 20342]

22 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Surprised the gomers did not want to build a bonfire too. 

I believe that's called a funeral pyre.

[SHOOTER12 8800]

14 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I believe that's called a funeral pyre.

Turned out to be one on that one by one bonfire.   Stupid bastards

[Deej 76759]

8 hours ago, Leanderman said:

 

Glory holes will observe a moment of silence today in his honor.

Billy Liucci never takes a day off.

Edited December 6, 2018 by Deej

[Tonesky 934]

1 hour ago, RedDirtTexan said:

aggy band couldn't help but play their war song "kanuck kanuck" as the honor guard was unloading 41's casket from the train.

even in death aggy can't help but celebrate aggy

This.  My immediate thought was that, after days of love for 41 and family, with even Trump resisting throwing a turd, aggy had to aggy.

[TtomTerrific 200]

nm

Edited December 6, 2018 by TtomTerrific
never mind

[BurntOrangeAss 91]

I heard aggy band (remember they can't use words like "the" to describe a noun).  Anyway, I was watching on Fox, and after the fucking war hymn was over, the Fox announcer told the listening audience that what you just heard was the "aggy theme song". I actually laughed out loud....  Aggy theme song 

Edited December 6, 2018 by BurntOrangeAss

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I am at the completely opposite end of town, for which I am eternally grateful, because I know for damned sure some of those dorks let out a "Whoop!" when they put him in the ground. It's as predictable as the tides.

[Deej 76759]

Hoping they swapped caskets when nobody was looking, and buried him somewhere more appropriate.

[Hamttx 419]

14 minutes ago, BurntOrangeAss said:

I heard aggy band (remember they can't use words like "the" to describe a noun).  Anyway, I was watching on Fox, and after the fucking war hymn was over, the Fox announcer told the listening audience that what you just heard was the "aggy theme song". I actually laughed out loud....  Aggy theme song 

Oh I don’t know, sort of Gilligan’s station like. 

Sit right back and hear a tale, a tale of some fucked up shit. 

 

[SHOOTER12 8800]

12 minutes ago, Hamttx said:

Oh I don’t know, sort of Gilligan’s station like. 

Sit right back and hear a tale, a tale of some fucked up shit. 

 

Allsome, all my rep is yours when I have some.

[TtomTerrific 200]

you know that those band core dork assholes that met Jimbo at the airport are gonna be on full parade. 

[happyhookem 224]

6 hours ago, ztejas said:

Stupid sip - every (white) president gets an aggy ring sent to them via pony express courier as soon as they are elected. 

 

I thought they used FedEx...or is that just for football?

[sushihorn 3233]

39 minutes ago, Hamttx said:

Oh I don’t know, sort of Gilligan’s station like. 

Sit right back and hear a tale, a tale of some fucked up shit. 

 

That started from a backwoods school,

That's packed chock full of twits.

Edited December 7, 2018 by sushihorn

[sushihorn 3233]

double post

Edited December 7, 2018 by sushihorn

[sushihorn 3233]

screw this edit function.

Edited December 7, 2018 by sushihorn

[SHOOTER12 8800]

25 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

That started from a backwoods school,

That's packed chock full of twits.

The coach was named cuckold Jim

And his wife was an easy twat...

[SHOOTER12 8800]

And when Jim went down on her,

He said I sure hope that's snot...

[Deej 76759]

Just sit right back

And you'll hear a tale

A tale of logs that tipped...

[TexasMan 10891]

14 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

As per Fox news this morning...

He is being buried at College Station because it was founded as a military College. What a crock of dung don't any news outlets research anything or do they just drink the same damn Kool-Aid aggy fish do?  Of course, maybe they didn't want to say that it was founded as a school for incorrigible Farm boys.

To be fair, listening to NPR today - where they were reporting from "Navasoto" - said he was moving from "Houston on a train to a town named College Station", so you know they ain't fact checking shit either. But this is basically all media when dealing with things west of I-95. 

[TexasMan 10891]

10 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

has anyone mentioned to aggy that the reason they got the presidential library is because the flagship was not available since it got one in 1971? 

Wouldn't be prudent.

[ztejas 43418]

26 minutes ago, Deej said:

Just sit right back

And you'll hear a tale

A tale of logs that tipped...

oooooh negged for a bonfire joke.

Who's the white knight?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

I heard aggy band (remember they can't use words like "the" to describe a noun).  Anyway, I was watching on Fox, and after the fucking war hymn was over, the Fox announcer told the listening audience that what you just heard was the "aggy theme song". I actually laughed out loud....  Aggy theme song 

aggy theme song...

[Jkwellborn 6697]

oooooh negged for a bonfire joke.
Who's the white knight?

Not like he was making shit up.

[Machinator 32099]

 

 

[ztejas 43418]

Put it on the wall.

[sushihorn 3233]

30 minutes ago, ztejas said:

oooooh negged for a bonfire joke.

Who's the white knight?

Aggy has always been more of a Grand Dragon kind of place.

[Machinator 32099]

No, put this on the wall.

 

[happyhookem 224]

47 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Wouldn't be prudent.

 

Yeah, wouldn't want to set a president or anything.

[ztejas 43418]

9 minutes ago, Machinator said:

No, put this on the wall.

 

Is... is yahoo trolling aggy? 

This is amazing.