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19 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

I’m waiting for the ags to announce the GoFundMe drive to build GHWB a scoreboard so he will always know the score of the aggy football games, because we all know they are going to build one for him. It’s what they do. 

At least he'll get a laugh.

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14 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Oh yes.  They were.  Lined up.  Every. Single. Last. One.  Thousands of costumed gomer lining the hearse route.  At least they were saluting and not cheering.  Although, as civilians, the vast majority were breaking protocol.

Seeing the juxtaposition of an actual military honor guard as opposed to these wannabe poser fucksticks was striking.  And these dumbasses actually believe they are brothers-in-arms with the actual military; aggy is an embarrassment to the State and the Nation.

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Is water wet?Question Date: 2018-01-04

Answer 1:

Being a liquid, water is not itself wet, but can make other solid materials wet.

Wetness is the ability of a liquid to adhere to the surface of a solid, so when we say that something is wet, we mean that the liquid is sticking to the surface of a material.

Whether an object is wet or dry depends on a balance between cohesive and adhesive forces. Cohesive forces are attractive forces within the liquid that cause the molecules in the liquid to prefer to stick together. Cohesive forces are also responsible for surface tension. If the cohesive forces are very strong, then the liquid molecules really like to stay close together and they won't spread out on the surface of an object very much. On the contrary, adhesive forces are the attractive forces between the liquid and the surface of the material. If the adhesive forces are strong, then the liquid will try and spread out onto the surface as much as possible. So how wet a surface is depends on the balance between these two forces. If the adhesive forces (liquid-solid) are bigger than the cohesive forces (liquid-liquid), we say the material becomes wet, and the liquid tends to spread out to maximize contact with the surface. On the other hand, if the adhesive forces (liquid-solid) are smaller than the cohesive forces (liquid-liquid), we say the material is dry, and the liquid tends to bead-up into a spherical drop and tries to minimize the contact with the surface.

Water actually has pretty high cohesive forces due to hydrogen bonding, and so is not as good at wetting surfaces as some liquids such as acetone or alcohols. However, water does wet certain surfaces like glass for example. Adding detergents can make water better at wetting by lowering the cohesive forces . Water resistant materials such as Gore-tex fabric is made of material that is hydrophobic (water repellent) and so the cohesive forces within the water (liquid-liquid) are much stronger than the adhesive force (liquid-solid) and water tends to bead-up on the outside of the material and you stay dry. 

Answer 2:

To answer this question, we need to define the term "wet." If we define "wet" as the condition of a liquid sticking to a solid surface, such as water wetting our skin, then we cannot say that water is wet by itself, because it takes a liquid AND a solid to define the term "wet."

If we define "wet" as a sensation that we get when a liquid comes in contact with us, then yes, water is wet to us.

If we define "wet" as "made of liquid or moisture", then water is definitely wet because it is made of liquid, and in this sense, all liquids are wet because they are all made of liquids. I think that this is a case of a word being useful only in appropriate contexts.

 

 


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3 hours ago, Modessit said:
On 12/3/2018 at 12:29 PM, MrPhlegm said:
Aggy fans are soccer fans.

For someone who gives everyone shit for misspelling aggy, you might want to make sure your auto-capitalize doesn't do this anymore.

You capitalize the first word of sentences.

Phlegm on phlegm, phlegm on.

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42 minutes ago, ztejas said:

You capitalize the first word of sentences.

Phlegm on phlegm, phlegm on.

With the exception of the word aggy.

aggy begins a sentence uncapitalized.

also, our immortal talisman and lightning rod Mr. R. Duke also has aggy grammar issues on occasion.  he frequently reverts to the accidental pluralization of aggy.

the word "aggys" rhymes with "haggis" not "haggies", but regardless, like the word "fuck", the word "aggy" is a miracle word that simultaneously functions as an adjective, adverb, command, conjunction, exclamatory, noun, pronoun and verb.  and even better than the word "fuck" and it's derivatives and conjugations (e.g. "fucker" and "fucking"), aggy never requires modification.

We can learn from the Book of the Subgenius....

"Bob" is.

"Bob" becomes.

"Bob" is not.

Nothing is;

Nothing becomes;

Nothing is not.

aggy is;

aggy becomes;

aggy is not.

Thus, aggy is Nothing;

Therefore: Everything is "Bob."

Abracadabra.

 

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With the exception of the word aggy.
aggy begins a sentence uncapitalized.
also, our immortal talisman and lightning rod Mr. R. Duke also has aggy grammar issues on occasion.  he frequently reverts to the accidental pluralization of aggy.
the word "aggys" rhymes with "haggis" not "haggies", but regardless, like the word "fuck", the word "aggy" is a miracle word that simultaneously functions as an adjective, adverb, command, conjunction, exclamatory, noun, pronoun and verb.  and even better than the word "fuck" and it's derivatives and conjugations (e.g. "fucker" and "fucking"), aggy never requires modification.
We can learn from the Book of the Subgenius....
"Bob" is.
"Bob" becomes.
"Bob" is not.
Nothing is;
Nothing becomes;
Nothing is not.
aggy is;
aggy becomes;
aggy is not.
Thus, aggy is Nothing;
Therefore: Everything is "Bob."
Abracadabra.
 
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10 hours ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

Did they not have a 21 gun Salute in CS or did I miss the report on friendly fire dead aggy?

Oh they had it, but it looked like they took that out of the hands of aggy to prevent that exact situation. It was a 21 howitzer salute, that looked to be executed by the marines(?). Not positive on the outfit, as I caught it in passing while my wife was watching the coverage. It was an actual military outfit performing it though, while corp dorks lined the field where they were shooting them off and acting like they were doing something (Narrator: “They weren’t”)

NCSB: My aggy wife was watching recap coverage on CSPAN last night (when I noticed the 21 howitzer salute), and they were trying as hard as they could to make aggy look like an actual military institute. Every single shot that they switched to outside of the actual procession was corp dorks running around campus “looking busy” and stopping to do unauthorized salutes at things like the playing of taps. About five minutes into her watching corp dorks being corp dorks, I decided I had to get out of the house and grabbed my keys. It didn’t take long for me to have all I could have of corp dorks aimlessly marching around campus with their band flags and acting like they were actually doing something meaningful.

 

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5 hours ago, Stinkpalm said:

Oh they had it, but it looked like they took that out of the hands of aggy to prevent that exact situation. It was a 21 howitzer salute, that looked to be executed by the marines(?). Not positive on the outfit, as I caught it in passing while my wife was watching the coverage. It was an actual military outfit performing it though, while corp dorks lined the field where they were shooting them off and acting like they were doing something (Narrator: “They weren’t”)

NCSB: My aggy wife was watching recap coverage on CSPAN last night (when I noticed the 21 howitzer salute), and they were trying as hard as they could to make aggy look like an actual military institute. Every single shot that they switched to outside of the actual procession was corp dorks running around campus “looking busy” and stopping to do unauthorized salutes at things like the playing of taps. About five minutes into her watching corp dorks being corp dorks, I decided I had to get out of the house and grabbed my keys. It didn’t take long for me to have all I could have of corp dorks aimlessly marching around campus with their band flags and acting like they were actually doing something meaningful.

 

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Boston College was supposed to play at A&M today, but BC knew they would have travel issues due to the weather. 

They asked A&M to move the game time just a few hours.  A&M said no. 

They asked A&M to move the game to Sunday?  A&M said no. 

Now what you ask? Because of A&M, they had to cancel the game. 

 

I thought they were the most loyal, hospitable, caring, friendly, we help everyone fanbase in America?

 

Fucking dumbasses. 

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39 minutes ago, DeadArmadillo said:

I understand that the payoff for not showing up for the game, if A&M wants to pursue, is $100,000. 

So would it be worth that much to not have to spend 24 hours in B-CS?  Tough call

Of course they will pursue the 100k. Because the "richest" school in the country will pitch a fit. 

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4 hours ago, Pancho Negro said:

Boston College was supposed to play at A&M today, but BC knew they would have travel issues due to the weather. 

They asked A&M to move the game time just a few hours.  A&M said no. 

They asked A&M to move the game to Sunday?  A&M said no. 

Now what you ask? Because of A&M, they had to cancel the game. 

 

I thought they were the most loyal, hospitable, caring, friendly, we help everyone fanbase in America?

 

Fucking dumbasses. 

if you go read texags its all BC's fault. Weird situation. 

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