Tell Me About Texas a&m

[utee94 15,868]

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

But I thought that was all completely fabricated by the BOMC???

[chase25 2,048]

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[Vertigo 20,336]

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

But I thought that was all completely fabricated by the BOMC???

No, it is the BOMC that will get him the job. 

[GhostofDanJones 336]

 

[Longboard Horn 40,544]

1 hour ago, GhostofDanJones said:

 

 

 

[Longboard Horn 40,544]

Ridiculous....

[LW Goatman 1,125]

The source is shitty but the over payment is spot on aggy.

 

Edited December 12, 2018 by LW Goatman
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[GreenspointTexas 9,683]

5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Ridiculous....

Lets pull our LBJ basketball jerseys out of retirement then....

[TreatyOak 16,427]

Shout-out to the poster who suggested this logo several pages back. 

[Neonmoon 38,130]

They just made Elko the highest paid assistant in college football by over $400K at $2.1 million

Aranda makes $1.7

These guys are insane. 

 

[Machinator 32,099]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

They just made Elko the highest paid assistant in college football by over $400K at $2.1 million

Aranda makes $1.7

These guys are insane. 

 

Aranda and Venables make more.

http://sports.usatoday.com/ncaa/salaries/football/assistant

[markstanco 12,627]

Matt Rhule made 2.5 million in 2016 at Temple. 

[txhorns 2,413]

Considering that aggy is a public institution and so using public funds for all of this overspending is there no oversight on all of this?  That's  $10 million a year on two football coaches even though they are far in depth to the academic side for failure to meet their obligations in years past.  Shouldn't the legislature or someone step in and force them to ba Lance their budgets and control spending?

[Machinator 32,099]

2 minutes ago, txhorns said:

Considering that aggy is a public institution and so using public funds for all of this overspending is there no oversight on all of this?  That's  $10 million a year on two football coaches even though they are far in depth to the academic side for failure to meet their obligations in years past.  Shouldn't the legislature or someone step in and force them to ba Lance their budgets and control spending?

Hasn't it been established that the money is coming from boosters? I'll hang up and listen.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

Given how overrated Elko is, this really is just perfect. The best parallel I can think of is the contract extension Mackovic got for Roll Left. Except he actually won something before getting overpaid to underperform.

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

15 minutes ago, txhorns said:

Considering that aggy is a public institution and so using public funds for all of this overspending is there no oversight on all of this?  That's  $10 million a year on two football coaches even though they are far in depth to the academic side for failure to meet their obligations in years past.  Shouldn't the legislature or someone step in and force them to ba Lance their budgets and control spending?

In the last survey I saw, A&M was ranked fifth in the state for professor salaries (behind even U of H), and sixth for asst professors (begins U of H and Baylor). I think the administrators at A&M have pretty much given up on trying to improve aggy academics. 

[SydneyCarton 48,202]

9 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

In the last survey I saw, A&M was ranked fifth in the state for professor salaries (behind even U of H), and sixth for asst professors (begins U of H and Baylor). I think the administrators at A&M have pretty much given up on trying to improve aggy academics. 

Pretty sure that was a foregone conclusion when Perry overhauled their system and directly tied teacher salaries to student feedback and the money they bring to the university. Congrats on the diploma mill, aggy. 

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Pretty sure that was a foregone conclusion when Perry overhauled their system and directly tied teacher salaries to student feedback and the money they bring to the university. Congrats on the diploma mill, aggy. 

And don't forget the 8-figure debt (interest free) aggy athletics has owed the university since 2006 and can't afford to fully repay until 2028, at the earliest.

[Leanderman 2,276]

 

Just watch raise the prices of student tickets and ensure every student is forced to buy season tickets

[pacman 7,371]

Well, that and they are practically taking every student who applies. They have had to place students into Blinn classes to handle the load.

https://www.blinn.edu/team/

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Pretty sure that was a foregone conclusion when Perry overhauled their system and directly tied teacher salaries to student feedback and the money they bring to the university. Congrats on the diploma mill, aggy. 

Yep. It's all part of Perry and Sharp's plan to save aggy from the eggheads.

The only thing missing from their master plan is that College Station still doesn't have a Waffle House.

[SydneyCarton 48,202]

Just now, Walden Ponderer said:

Yep. It's all part of Perry and Sharp's plan to save aggy from the eggheads.

The only thing missing from their master plan is that College Station still doesn't have a Waffle House.

I've enjoyed the aggy message board mantra of their decision being based upon pumping out more aggie grads so they can take control of the Texas legislature and...well...run this state. 

[BabaYaga 15,328]

12 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I've enjoyed the aggy message board mantra of their decision being based upon pumping out more aggie grads so they can take control of the Texas legislature and...well...run this state. 

Ah, the prima noctes tactic:   If we can't get them out, we breed them out....

[Pato del Muerto 52,616]

33 minutes ago, pacman said:

Well, that and they are practically taking every student who applies. They have had to place students into Blinn classes to handle the load.

https://www.blinn.edu/team/

Your mom handles loads 

[Scholz 11,965]

"co-enrollment partnership"  Hahahaha

[Pato del Muerto 52,616]

If you go to aggy and they send you to blinn, are you paying aggy tuition rates or blinn rates per hour?

[DaysOff 7,976]

Is it that much different than PACE? Honestly don't even know if PACE is still a thing at UT.

[ztejas 43,546]

3 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Is it that much different than PACE? Honestly don't even know if PACE is still a thing at UT.

Yes. PACE is 1 semester at ACC iirc where basically you show up to class and don't fuck up and you're in. 

Difference being CC versus JuCo and that you are living in Austin instead of Brenham. 

You can also rush UT fraternities if you go the PACE route, go to UT parties, etc. It's like being a redshirt at UT. 

[LTtxfan 49,372]

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

 

Just watch raise the prices of student tickets and ensure every student is forced to buy season tickets

Bilbo Faggins "GoFundMeMore" page is being posted asap.....

[Drew 2,538]

3 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

The source is shitty but the over payment is spot on aggy.

 

I mean really?  He probably wasn't going, but he's still just a DC.  Let him go, jesus.

 

Damn aggy.

[BabaYaga 15,328]

30 minutes ago, Drew said:

I mean really?  He probably wasn't going, but he's still just a DC.  Let him go, jesus.

 

Damn aggy.

You new to aggy?  There can be no price put on establishing some modicum of respectability.   

[Dennis Taylor 18,876]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Yes. PACE is 1 semester at ACC iirc where basically you show up to class and don't fuck up and you're in. 

Difference being CC versus JuCo and that you are living in Austin instead of Brenham. 

You can also rush UT fraternities if you go the PACE route, go to UT parties, etc. It's like being a redshirt at UT. 

There are plenty of kids my son graduated from high school with that are living in CS and going to Blindergarten. Their moms call themselves aggy moms on Facebook from what I hear. 

They can join frats too. I think one of them plays in the dress up army as well

Edited December 12, 2018 by Dennis Taylor

[Leanderman 2,276]

Hey they can always force the corp to buy more military surplus junk to raise money for Elko? Or maybe charge admission to "Boot Slide 2019"?

[hookem48 4,703]

19 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

There are plenty of kids my son graduated from high school with that are living in CS and going to Blindergarten. Their moms call themselves aggy moms on Facebook from what I hear. 

They can join frats too. I think one of them plays in the dress up army as well

Blindergarten?

[Pato del Muerto 52,616]

2 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Blindergarten?

Blinn junior college in brenham. 

[Leanderman 2,276]

More than 65 percent of students at Blinn attend the Bryan Campus.  It is indeed a feeder school.

 

[Bill Lumbergh 7,187]

2 hours ago, pacman said:

Well, that and they are practically taking every student who applies. They have had to place students into Blinn classes to handle the load.

https://www.blinn.edu/team/

The Blinn partnership has to be a short term solution, right? 

At some point, academic standards will have to take priority over increased revenue and Blinn will drop a&m to preserve what remains of their reputation. 

[Teamdirtyleg 1,060]

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

Is it that much different than PACE? Honestly don't even know if PACE is still a thing at UT.

Yes, still a thing.  Was wondering if this is any different too. 

[Teamdirtyleg 1,060]

34 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

There are plenty of kids my son graduated from high school with that are living in CS and going to Blindergarten. Their moms call themselves aggy moms on Facebook from what I hear. 

They can join frats too. I think one of them plays in the dress up army as well

My nephew tried to go this route last fall.  He got to see what aggy was all about and just wasn't into it.  He transferred to Oklahoma State between semesters and is much happier now.

[texasstrong12 4,668]

aggy spending all this money and winning absolutely nothing is going to be the most aggy thing ever. 

[hookem48 4,703]

9 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

More than 65 percent of students at Blinn attend the Bryan Campus.  It is indeed a feeder school.

 

a lot of these kids will tell you they don't like taking classes at Blinn because they're harder. 

[Machinator 32,099]

Here's a fun one.

 

[Charles DeMar 221]

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Ewe do?  Wow, good to know.

[Istian 241]

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Here's a fun one.

 

Lol. This is great!

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Aranda and Venables make more.
http://sports.usatoday.com/ncaa/salaries/football/assistant

Happy dance! Happy dance! Get it! Get it! Get it!

[ztejas 43,546]

13 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

My nephew tried to go this route last fall.  He got to see what aggy was all about and just wasn't into it.  He transferred to Oklahoma State between semesters and is much happier now.

Good for him. Okie Lite is good people. Have a few of them in my family. 

[ztejas 43,546]

10 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

a lot of these kids will tell you they don't like taking classes at Blinn because they're harder. 

Reminds me of the best ESPN comment I ever read (not that that's a high bar).

Post the 2012 drubbing of ND that Bama laid down, someone comments:

"Wow I wonder what the classes are going to be like tomorrow at Notre Dame..."

The reply:

"A lot harder than the ones at Alabama."

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

15 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

a lot of these kids will tell you they don't like taking classes at Blinn because they're harder. 

I can confirm this story. I have also heard the same thing from more than one "lecturer" (the title given to the temp workers aggy has instead of professors in an embarrassing percentage of their classrooms). The same instructors work both campuses, so they ought to know. An aggy education is a sad joke.

[texasstrong12 4,668]

3 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

In the last survey I saw, A&M was ranked fifth in the state for professor salaries (behind even U of H), and sixth for asst professors (begins U of H and Baylor). I think the administrators at A&M have pretty much given up on trying to improve aggy academics. 

yikes 

 

[texasstrong12 4,668]

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I've enjoyed the aggy message board mantra of their decision being based upon pumping out more aggie grads so they can take control of the Texas legislature and...well...run this state. 

They've fully embraced the diploma mill. When I would argue with aggys they would initially dismiss the diploma mill claims now they try to argue the benefits behind being a diploma mill. 

You can't even make this shit up.