Tell Me About Texas a&m

[ztejas 43,418]

Just now, crimsonlonghorn said:

I made it and posted it to the old site right before it went away.

Major props. Take a trophy. Sorry for stealing any rep - I just hadn't seen it here yet. Would have credited it. 

[hookem48 4,687]

2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

aggy. 

like fish or sheep

I live here in aggyland, it's sheeps.

[C-Man 27,205]

18 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Will Johnson is aggy football radio's sideline reporter, BTW.

He's getting pretty hammered on there -- probably from a bunch of us in this thread.

[Hank Chinaski 6,314]

3 hours ago, 'stache said:

The nut squeeze and swashbuckler clips never get old and truly exemplify why aggy is not the same as any other hated rival. They are pure fucking weird and delusional about their status in college football.

qualification not necessary.

[texasstrong12 4,668]

 

[crimsonlonghorn 2,306]

[MEDIA=twitter]1083474818056495104[/MEDIA]

 

Edited January 10, 2019 by crimsonlonghorn

[Machinator 32,099]

1 minute ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

[tweet]1083474818056495104[/tweet]

 

 

[crimsonlonghorn 2,306]

Goddamit, how do I embed the tweet. 

[Tex Pete 20,339]

50 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

 

Matt Dumbfuck should stop with hypotheticals and join the rest of us in the real world. This is what happened in the last real game we played, Mr. Dumbfuck:

Aggy's obsession with fantasy is scary.

[UTEX_ME 4,762]

54 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

 

from the comments. 

[ztejas 43,418]

Edited January 10, 2019 by ztejas
stolen

[Tex Pete 20,339]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

from the comments. 

Of course it's only a hall. There's nothing in it but air.

 

[UTEX_ME 4,762]

[GotThatFire 166]

9 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

from the comments. 

That’s good shit. Straight to my veins 

[Magus Ossis 2,797]

1 hour ago, texasstrong12 said:

 

That's funny. We should run that simulator with us versus UGA. We could find out who would win.

[Pato del Muerto 52,488]

That simulator must take into account how many times this season texas lost by 2 tds or more. 

[ClubWhatever 12,128]

Put it on the wall

[Tex Pete 20,339]

I'm thinking aggy should run away to the Simulated Electronic Conference where they can be perennial national championships and pat each other on the back because they're the best fans in the universe. I doubt too many people would be sad to see them go from the other SEC.

[Tex Pete 20,339]

Matt Dumbfuck's mommy taught him everything he knows about football.

[texasstrong12 4,668]

22 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

That's funny. We should run that simulator with us versus UGA. We could find out who would win.

 

[Magus Ossis 2,797]

18 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

That's funny. We should run that simulator with us versus UGA. We could find out who would win.

Bad news, folks. UGA beats us 45-3. Re-running the simulation, they win almost every time, usually by a wide margin. Lucky we dodged them this bowl season.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

I had no idea Kyler Murray had a twin brother. Cute costumes, though.

[Vic Mackey 47,016]

Lurking again.  This thread over at rant just started but has soooooo much potential.
https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/what-are-aggies-known-for/81350410/#lp

Even their "home" of the SEC doesn't even respect those dorks.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

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re: What are aggies known forPosted on 1/10/19 at 1:55 pm to Okie dokie

quote:

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What are aggies known for

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The lack of a gag reflex

[ABSR 5,309]

3 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Dang looks like my great review didn't get texum bulldog approval.

Mine made it!

 

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆4 out of 5 stars.

Bryan

 

· 4 hours ago  

SEC RULEZ!!

Great shirt that highlights what everyone knows about how great we Ags really are! Only four stars because the color is Maroon and NOT red and the shirt doesn’t have any coat tails. All SEC gear sold outside of Alabama should come with coat tails!

[sushihorn 3,233]

55 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Instead of a Hall of Champions, maybe they should have an Alcove or Broom Closet of Champions.

You know just like programs that can't sell out their stadium move into a smaller facility.  Worked for aggy peers like SMU.

[ztejas 43,418]

2 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

Worked for aggy peers like SMU.

By "peers" I hope you are referring to athletics and nothing else. 

[ClubWhatever 12,128]

I ran a simulation at porn hub dot com.  It said 69% of the time I would plow these two hot euro babes.  

[sushihorn 3,233]

13 minutes ago, ztejas said:

By "peers" I hope you are referring to athletics and nothing else. 

Definitely sports peers.  Not important stuff like money and women.

[sushihorn 3,233]

7 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I ran a simulation at porn hub dot com.  It said 69% of the time I would plow these two hot euro babes.  

If you had a million bucks I bet you could hook that up...

[US183 125]

Fun over at sec Rant at the expense of aggy 

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/what-are-aggies-known-for/81350410/

[Machinator 32,099]

2 hours ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

Goddamit, how do I embed the tweet. 

Just paste the URL.

[Vic Mackey 47,016]

53 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I ran a simulation at porn hub dot com.  It said 69% of the time I would plow these two hot euro babes.  

100% of the time, it tells me there are women 3 miles away ready to meet and fuck!!

Edited January 10, 2019 by Vic Mackey

[deft 6,843]

Fun over at sec Rant at the expense of aggy 
https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/what-are-aggies-known-for/81350410/

7 hours late brah

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

[Jkwellborn 6,697]

I’m a little shocked that that T-shirt is real. Evidently, no one really checks those reviews. They’re great.

How sad is it that your bragging about winning a game of electronic football?

[Longboard Horn 40,300]

All this month in aggy land

[THEHORN5561 2,583]

3 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

 

 

Of course it's only a hall. There's nothing in it but air.

 

Edited January 11, 2019 by THEHORN5561

[texaslong 678]

Mel Kiper's top Tight ends for the 2019 draft. Guess he noticed that Sternberger isn't a complete tight end.

[ClubWhatever 12,128]

I was really impressed with Wesco the TE from West Virginia.  That guy was a mauler but could make plays downfield too.  I guess the knock on him would be he’s kind of short.  Just guessing about Becks height.  

[pyrohornIII 4,814]

On 1/9/2019 at 8:40 PM, demos said:

I hear they even have a Razzoo’s.

Fuckers ran Boneheads outta business.

[pyrohornIII 4,814]

Writing the policy to allow it is different that actually encouraging it. 

[Lhorn 4,912]

9 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

Writing the policy to allow it is different that actually encouraging it. 

Put it on the stadium wall 

[Cairn Horn88 8,260]

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

I’m a little shocked that that T-shirt is real. Evidently, no one really checks those reviews. They’re great.

How sad is it that your bragging about winning a game of electronic football?

Excuse me, but what kind of dumbass buys a t-shirt and then does a review online?  Please.

[tejas60 3,532]

do you even aggy, bro?

[Drew 2,405]

Instead of a Hall of Champions, maybe they should have an Alcove or Broom Closet of Champions.
You know just like programs that can't sell out their stadium move into a smaller facility.  Worked for aggy peers like SMU.

Pantry or Drawer/Cupboard of Champions has a nicer ring to it.

[sushihorn 3,233]

3 minutes ago, Drew said:

Pantry or Drawer/Cupboard of Champions has a nicer ring to it.

Willams-Sonoma Cupboard of Champions presented by Farmersonly.com

[miguelito 11,259]

Stairway to Champiocity

 

 

 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

4 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

I ran a simulation at porn hub dot com.  It said 69% of the time I would plow these two hot euro babes.  

Be careful if you simulate being with two pretty petite Thai ladies.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

1 hour ago, texaslong said:

Mel Kiper's top Tight ends for the 2019 draft. Guess he noticed that Sternberger isn't a complete tight end.

I seem to recall Michigan having a stellar TE.