Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Not a Sock 2,342]

1 hour ago, pyrohornIII said:

Writing the policy to allow it is different that actually encouraging it. 

"Fire" failed UT because UT "restricts" free speech with the following rule.

 

nformation Security Office: Acceptable Use Policy for University Students

Category: Internet Usage PoliciesSchool: University of Texas at AustinStatement Rating: RedLast updated: January 25, 2018

Relevant excerpt

 

V. REQUIREMENTS: … Be civil. Do not send rude or harassing correspondence. … What are the consequences for violating the rules listed in Section V of this document?

Punishment for infractions includes, but is not limited to: * Verbal warnings * Revocation of access privileges * Disciplinary probation * Suspension from the university * Criminal prosecution

[Pato del Muerto 52,639]

So we failed the free speech test due to anti cyber bullying policies. 

[Magus Ossis 2,876]

This FIRE stuff belongs in the CR.

[Mitch Cumsteen 18,598]

1 hour ago, texaslong said:

Mel Kiper's top Tight ends for the 2019 draft. Guess he noticed that Sternberger isn't a complete tight end.

4/10 are SEC. Advantage aggy. 

[Chad 1,728]

[THEHORN5561 2,583]

[THEHORN5561 2,583]

[ChiTownDoc 21,175]

6 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

I ran a simulation at porn hub dot com.  It said 69% of the time I would plow these two hot euro babes.  

Nigga, you gay. 

[ztejas 43,555]

1 hour ago, Not a Sock said:

"Fire" failed UT because UT "restricts" free speech with the following rule.

 

nformation Security Office: Acceptable Use Policy for University Students

Category: Internet Usage PoliciesSchool: University of Texas at AustinStatement Rating: RedLast updated: January 25, 2018

Relevant excerpt

 

V. REQUIREMENTS: … Be civil. Do not send rude or harassing correspondence. … What are the consequences for violating the rules listed in Section V of this document?

Punishment for infractions includes, but is not limited to: * Verbal warnings * Revocation of access privileges * Disciplinary probation * Suspension from the university * Criminal prosecution

Who gives a fuck about any of this stupid shit. 

Outside of the Greeks UT is very liberal. atm is very conservative. Let's all move on with our lives.

[markstanco 12,636]

I saw them awhile ago.

Academy is trolling aggy now.

[Chad 1,728]

aggy gonna aggy.

[Guest]

It's not a loss if you don't acknowledge it.

[Tex Pete 20,558]

That whole graphic screams desperation. “Please notice us! Pretty please! Look over here! We play football, too! Look over here! Pleeeeeeeease!”

 

At least you tried, little buddy. Maybe one day you’ll be relevant. 

[Bookman 4,644]

Have the Aggies been able to recover from their Sugar Bowl and National Championship game losses?

[crimsonlonghorn 2,310]

4 hours ago, markstanco said:

16 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I saw them awhile ago.

Academy is trolling aggy now.

I went to Academy's site to try and make a point about only aggy riding the SEC jock and they sell that same shirt for both Bama and LSU. Probably others but I was so disappointed didn't take the time to look. 

That being said, they probably sell many more of the aggy versions than the others and the age of the average aggy wearer is probably 30 years and 10 school grades higher than the other schools. 

[SHOOTER12 8,836]

More gold from the rant...

Beessnax
LSU Fan
Member since Nov 2015
3740 posts
 

A question for Aggie fansPosted on 1/11/19 at 5:24 am

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Who are you going to pull for when we play Texas?

Will you show the in state love or stick with another SEC team?

 

FandyPackler2
LSU Fan
Hattiesburg
Member since Jan 2019
122 posts
 

re: A question for Aggie fansPosted on 1/11/19 at 5:55 am to Beessnax

Who knows!! A&M is hated by both, and it's understandable!!! I think tigahs and horns can bond over the hatred of Deep State A&M! That's why Texas chased them out of big12 and WE have to deal with these reptilians!!!!!!

[SHOOTER12 8,836]

[Valmy77 13,284]

I guess the yell leader is making sure they are properly erect for jizz jar filling duty.

[CfRhTxStBobcats 602]

9 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Shit is so crazy over there I don't know what's shopped and what isn't. The milkman could be filling the jizz jar in that pic and I wouldn't know if it's shopped or not.

[Leanderman 2,277]

The yell leader is demonstrating the ability required to become a yell leader. No gag reflex.

[UTEX_ME 4,766]

30 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

"Wasn't Me" is making it really clear it "Was Me"

[Vertigo 20,337]

40 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

What in the absolute fuck is going on here? At first I thought the yell leader and names were shopped, but that still doesnt explain the group of guys with their hands on 2 other dudes asses each. If the yell leader isn't shopped then this is officially one of the saddest and most bizarre things I have ever seen. 

Edited January 11, 2019 by Vertigo

[Valmy77 13,284]

12 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

What in the absolute fuck is going on here? At first I thought the yell leader and names were shopped, but that still doesnt explain the group of guys with their hands on 2 other dudes asses each. If the yell leader isn't shopped then this is officially one of the saddest and most bizarre things I have ever seen. 

It is obviously freshman hazing.

I was all cool and edgy in the 1890s.

[SHOOTER12 8,836]

3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

It is obviously freshman hazing.

I was all cool and edgy in the 1890s.

 

16 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

What in the absolute fuck is going on here? At first I thought the yell leader and names were shopped, but that still doesnt explain the group of guys with their hands on 2 other dudes asses each. If the yell leader isn't shopped then this is officially one of the saddest and most bizarre things I have ever seen. 

The Jr. League version of a lemon party just starting.

[Hank Chinaski 6,323]

9 hours ago, Chad said:

aggy gonna aggy.

The list of things aggy could do or would do is far more impressive than the things they actually have done. 

[mininghorn88 2,298]

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

I don't even want to know what is going on here.  Totally a sad image.

[ABSR 5,325]

32 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

It is obviously freshman hazing.

I was all cool and edgy in the 1890s.

They are all wearing the Gestapo boots, so that means they are upper classmen.  So they aren't being pushed/coerced/forced to do this as a freshman.  They are willingly and knowingly "grabbing ass" for a group hug.

[Valmy77 13,284]

6 minutes ago, ABSR said:

They are all wearing the Gestapo boots, so that means they are upper classmen.  So they aren't being pushed/coerced/forced to do this as a freshman.  They are willingly and knowingly "grabbing ass" for a group hug.

Oh you are right. I missed the boots thing. 

Yeah I guess it is just a bunch of dudes holding each others' asses.

[BlueGreySky 1,032]

What a fucking embarrassment to our state.  

[mchookem 16,415]

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

ugh. why do they have to be so fucking weird and creepy??

[Guest]

Grabbing asses, clutching nuts... it’s all part of the inexplicable experience of being aggy.

[Whatever 700]

2 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

What's up with the baseball pants?

[skeeter 454]

2 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Is the milk boy a member of the "meat judging team" they're so proud of?

Edited January 11, 2019 by skeeter

[Tex Pete 20,558]

46 minutes ago, mchookem said:

ugh. why do they have to be so fucking weird and creepy??

Turdition.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

Evidently, somewhere in the dawn of time, an aggy overheard someone somewhere saying that if you want to be a man, you have to "suck it up" and they took it literally.

[Terry Silver 219]

1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

Oh you are right. I missed the boots thing. 

Yeah I guess it is just a bunch of dudes holding each others' asses.

Some of them are wearing aggy rings so they are seniors.

[Longboard Horn 40,566]

aggys newest coach

@Randolph Duke I made this for you. Hope you get a kick out of it.

Edited January 11, 2019 by Longboard Horn
Lulz

[Leanderman 2,277]

It needs "I Love Bama" above the aTm logo.

[WBT 20,676]

4 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Grandma's boy is obviously a 2%.  He doesn't even have the courtesy to give his neighbors a good cupping.

[Mr. Drummond 2,199]

i assumed the milkman is in there as a photoshop so spent quite a bit of time looking for Bert.

[ztejas 43,555]

4 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

 

[Bill Lumbergh 7,187]

12 hours ago, Chad said:

aggy gonna aggy.

This kind of feels like a list that says "we've really sucked for a while but sucked a bit less this year."  I'm not sure it will have the wow factor with fans and recruits that they were hoping for.

Also, I like playing his make believe game also, so:

Texas would beat aggy by at least 300 points if we played today, guaranteed.

See, it's fun when you can just make up facts that you'd like to be true.  No one can disprove you, and they know you're right because you said "guaranteed" at the end. 

[Bill Lumbergh 7,187]

5 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

This picture, the corps squeeze gif, the guys all laying on top of each other, and especially the hazing picture where they're pouring water out a second story window directly onto a guys crotch are all examples where aggy truth is stranger than fiction.

You absolutely could not make this shit up, and their cult mentality completely blinds them to how fucking insane it looks to the outside world.

At times it's almost not fun to make fun of them anymore because the embarrassing shit they voluntarily choose to do is better than anything you could make up to mock them for.  But then, somehow it's still fun anyway. 

[THEHORN5561 2,583]

4 hours ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Shit is so crazy over there I don't know what's shopped and what isn't. The milkman could be filling the jizz jar in that pic and I wouldn't know if it's shopped or not.

I shopped this one but take out the milkman on his knees and you're still left with whatever the fook that is.

[Bill Lumbergh 7,187]

2 minutes ago, THEHORN5561 said:

I shopped this one but take out the milkman on his knees and you're still left with whatever the fook that is.

I 100% would've guessed he was really in that shot and it's some other bizarre ritual. 

Is no more strange or surprising whether he's in the picture or out, though. 

[Butch Had Not 2,995]

You would think with the lack of success associated with all these turditions that they currently have, aggy may need to consider starting new ones. 

 

[Magus Ossis 2,876]

8 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

You would think with the lack of success associated with all these turditions that they currently have, aggy may need to consider starting new ones. 

 

You must be joking. They have gotten to the point that they would beat us by 5 TD if we played. They have absolute top-drawer losses in actual real games played. They can legitimately pretend to themselves that other SEC powers aren’t worthy of being in a conference with them. These are the good old days.

[Lhorn 4,971]

4 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

I don't even want to know what is going on here.  Totally a sad image.

Why, because you're a homophobe?  Get over it!  It's 2019.  If a group of young men want to share their love and sexual desire for another young man with a tasteful display of affection, a little "grabass," then I say "go for it."  Get with it man.  That these gents may or may not (but probably do) lavishly suck each other's cock behinds closed doors has no bearing on their fitness to service in the fake army of a public institution of higher learning.

Edited January 11, 2019 by Lhorn

[Lou Loomis 759]

5 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

"Gump"

[Focht Up 631]

Wait, are they standing on the grass in that photo??  Unfathomable.