Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Longboard Horn 40398]

9 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

I spotted Commodus in the stands with the gig'em down.

[F250 28802]

On 1/16/2019 at 9:43 AM, Dennis Taylor said:

aggy has already started scrubbing the a&m from their baseball unis

 

This is some bullshit. If they want to drop the a&m part then they need to start using Texas State aggy. No one outside of San Marcos will notice.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

4 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

As I meant to suggest, I'm not qualified. I'm not a High Life Man, sadly.

Instead of the champagne of beers, you might like to relax with a nice Champale or three.

[RomaVicta 29949]

17 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Instead of the champagne of beers, you might like to relax with a nice Champale or three.

Now there's a word I haven't heard in a long time.

[texasstrong12 4668]

Since the move to the SEC A&M has a combined 87-82 record in the SEC in basketball and football. This will be near .500 or below .500 at the end of the basketball season. 

Edited January 20, 2019 by texasstrong12

[crimsonlonghorn 2306]

8 hours ago, Machinator said:

Why do so many white HS football recruits try to look like douchebags in these types of photos? Usually the black kids are grinning big and flashing a hand sign or something but the white kids usually are glaring and with the chin up.

Two points in response to myself:

1) I know there are plenty of pictures of smiling white kids so maybe I should just STFU. 

2) I was a white kid football recruit and I also did it in lots of photos, so physician heal thyself. 

[Jkwellborn 6714]

Trench coat and slipper...smh. The hair plugs aren’t doing him any favors either.

Looks like house shoes and a robe. Are they in a livestock building?

[bmbmd 1027]

9 hours ago, texaslong said:

Trench coat and slipper...smh. The hair plugs aren’t doing him any favors either.

And his right hand is where exactly?

[NoctambulantBrobdingnagian 530]

6 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Now there's a word I haven't heard in a long time.

it's simple math dude

1+1+1

[Modessit 5603]

And his right hand is where exactly?

Between two soft warm pillows.

[EastTexan 662]

46 minutes ago, bmbmd said:

And his right hand is where exactly?

Looks photo shopped. Dumbo actually wearing only titey-whiteys and loafers.

[Horn Draoi 255]

Showed the photo quickly to my wife (no pics) who immediately asked “Who are the 2 gay guys and why are they sending you photos?” NTTIAWWT, of course.........

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

My first thought? "What are they doing in a bowling alley?" After a second look, though, I realized they weren't in one. My next thought? "Why the hell am I thinking this much about this?"

I am very much looking forward to the end of the $75 Million Midget's 15 minutes of fame, but I am less than sanguine about the possibility of his not being replaced by someone equally dorky and irritating. This is aggy we're talking about, after all. The eternal irritant. They are like a case of gonorrhea that the college football universe got one drunken night and will regret evermore.

[Bone3421 716]

Someone post link....thread on sec "we shoulda listened to our texas friends"

Bashing aggy

[markstanco 12586]

. 16'x8' trailer no sweat.

What an odd configuration for a trailer.

[happyhookem 224]

2 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Looks like house shoes and a robe. Are they in a livestock building?

Was thinking this myself.

2 hours ago, bmbmd said:

And his right hand is where exactly?

And, this too.

Beat to it, I was.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Who is the dork with the flasher?

[ChickenSandwich 9844]

12 hours ago, Machinator said:

Jimbone looks like a guy who can’t get within 200 yards of an elementary school. 

*Ripping and the tearing 

Edited January 20, 2019 by ChickenSandwich

[RomaVicta 29949]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

 

 

What an odd configuration for a trailer.

 

I thought it was the SwagJet with them being the richest school in the history of riches.

Bong-Bong You are now free to roam the aisles dressed as Hayseed Hefner.

Edited January 20, 2019 by RomaVicta

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Oh noes. Fox wants the in-state rivalry back.
Vomit.

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

13 hours ago, Machinator said:

[Pato del Muerto 52535]

It’s s regular sized peacoat. Just looks long on the guy wearing it. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

22 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s s regular sized peacoat. Just looks long on the guy wearing it. 

Somebody needs to let him know they do actually make coats in his size.

[Vertigo 20298]

23 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s s regular sized peacoat. Just looks long on the guy wearing it. 

This is what happens when he ventures outside of the little rompers section at the “mall” in colleyville.

[ztejas 43524]

55 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Oh noes. Fox wants the in-state rivalry back.
Vomit.

Fixed

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Fixed

Yo Fox we already play the good ones in sec sec sec why would we want to play sec sec sec bottom feeder?

[Wishbone 4763]

14 hours ago, Machinator said:

Yeah, looks like they snapped that pic in mid Jimbo probe.

[Tex Pete 20412]

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

My first thought? "What are they doing in a bowling alley?" After a second look, though, I realized they weren't in one  

Exactly what I thought. 

[Jkwellborn 6714]

Yeah, looks like they snapped that pic in mid Jimbo probe.

Looks like he didn’t warn the qb he was gonna stick a couple of fingers up there.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

45 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

Looks like he didn’t warn the qb he was gonna stick a couple of fingers up there.

"Welcome to Aggieland" sign out front should have told him.

[Machinator 32099]

[Funk Doctor Spock 12456]

On 1/17/2019 at 10:19 AM, THEHORN5561 said:

Oh, man. This just makes me sad for a myriad of reasons. Namely they're all fat, and one is jumping. 

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

5 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Oh, man. This just makes me sad for a myriad of reasons. Namely they're all fat, and one is jumping. 

Don't forget those dumb fucking shirts. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12456]

1 minute ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Don't forget those dumb fucking shirts. 

I can't stop staring at the bowleggedness on the second to last chick.  

[Funk Doctor Spock 12456]

Are we sure that's not their o-line for next year? 

[sdm 892]

13 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Oh, man. This just makes me sad for a myriad of reasons. Namely they're all fat, and one is jumping. 

High Obesity Within Dem Yokels!

[Focht Up 631]

32 minutes ago, Machinator said:

"no matter what happens we loose"...

Obviously educated at aggy.

[Bevo14 8355]

nm

Edited January 20, 2019 by Bevo14

[Enchubben 5510]

43 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I can't stop staring at the bowleggedness on the second to last chick.  

Struts bent in under the heavy weight 

[Bigbend1812 12928]

49 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I can't stop staring at the bowleggedness on the second to last chick.  

She’s knock-kneed man... bow-legged is opposite.   Either way she sounds hideous.

[SaucyJack 3498]

39 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

"no matter what happens we loose"...

Obviously educated at aggy.

You are correct and the spelling is correct.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12456]

7 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

She’s knock-kneed man... bow-legged is opposite.   Either way she sounds hideous.

😂😂 Regardless, she is definitely hideous. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12456]

14 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Struts bent in under the heavy weight 

How is gravity not pulling that thing down?

[Modessit 5603]

Looks like he didn’t warn the qb he was gonna stick a couple of fingers up there.

Was checking him for possibilities for Tight End. Not a lot of possibilities in CStat

[Cairn Horn88 8277]

17 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

She’s knock-kneed man... bow-legged is opposite.   Either way she sounds hideous.

Pretty sure she's fixing to leap into the air.....but, an aggy could clarify that stance...imo.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Oh, man. This just makes me sad for a myriad of reasons. Namely they're all fat, and one is jumping. 

would you say the one wearing D is... close to jumping?

[Go Pokes 979]

As I meant to suggest, I'm not qualified. I'm not a High Life Man, sadly.

Those who can’t do, teach. Based on that post, I’d say you have the passion. Shit, just reading that made me want to go install a ceiling fan.

[RamjetFDO 10577]

She’s knock-kneed man... bow-legged is opposite.   Either way she sounds hideous.

...

[Bigbend1812 12928]

4 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

...

Bwahahaha.   Exactly!  Out of rep!

[Funk Doctor Spock 12456]

42 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

would you say the one wearing D is... close to jumping?

😂