Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Chad 1728]

This aggy is full on gomer :

 

 

 

[RomaVicta 29907]

6 minutes ago, VoteforHank said:

You want a laugh? Go to SEC rant. It appears all SEC schools gangbang aggy posters on a regular basis. The whole SEC hates ‘em and it does not help that the aggy repiies are apparently made by homies with extra chromies , if ya know what I mean. 

The aggy (there you go, Mr. Phlegm) pat answers to criticism are all new again to the SEC. The certainty that they are the source of obsession and fear is newly absurd and embarrassing to them in ways they never get.

[RomaVicta 29907]

1 minute ago, Chad said:

This aggy is full on gomer :

 

 

 

Looks like Wade's kid knows the score.

Save me or kill me! PLEASE!

[SHOOTER12 8808]

38 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Looks like Wade's kid knows the score.

Save me or kill me! PLEASE!

That woman has a mouth big enough to swallow a softball. 

[TexasMan 10891]

Dan Le Batard: Tom Brady converted (3) 3rd and 10+ in OT.

Ryan Tannehill converted (3) 3rd and 10+ all season. 

 

 

[dcar00 14182]

my favorite is the high school recruit in Texas that does a top 7 or some such bullshit and its Texas, Bama, tOSU, USC, Miami, OU, and.....aggy.  6 teams that have won NC's and played for dozens more, since FDR died, and a team that hasn't sniffed one since. all done so they don't have to hear shit from their high school friends.

[Bullneck 19089]

8 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

"We already out recruit them..."

aggy never misses a chance to take a sample size of 1, largely misinterpret it, and call it a trend - provided that it favors aggy. (They've "out recruited" UT this cycle to the tune of being ranked a few spots higher with a negligible difference in average player rating.) 

They had the #5 strength of schedule last year.  But #41 the year before.

[demos 3003]

That woman has a mouth big enough to swallow a softball. 

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

[mr. sunshine 2827]

I predict those tats keep creeping up Wade’s arms eventually resulting in a massive SEC tattoo covering both his neck and face

[THEHORN5561 2583]

Some bathroom in Texas.

 

[THEHORN5561 2583]

On 1/20/2019 at 11:19 AM, MrPhlegm said:

On 1/19/2019 at 10:45 PM, Machinator said:

Who is the dork with the flasher?

[Cairn Horn88 8263]

28 minutes ago, THEHORN5561 said:

Some bathroom in Texas.

 

A dime-sized hole would probably have sufficed.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

6 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

Some bathroom in Texas.

 

Every bathroom in college station. 

[tejas60 3533]

14 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

That woman has a mouth big enough to swallow a softball. 

last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

55 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

is that your pet name for it?

[sushihorn 3233]

The only people that compare to aggy are the North Koreans.  I spent the worst 2 years of my life on the DMZ and part of my duties was monitoring NK propaganda.  Like aggy they are isolated, xenophobic, regimented and think that everything worthwhile comes from their tribal group.  Relentless propaganda produces a truly awesome degree of groupthink.  Both groups pretend amity with a small circle ("fraternal socialist allies" or SEC) but only as a means to further demean and demonize the rest of the world. 

In reality, both groups will do anything at all to advance themselves, no matter how dirty.  See aggy-SEC recruiting and the torrent of lies out of that place.  The NKs are the biggest counterfeiters on the planet and a major source of synthetic drugs as well as supplier of missile tech to Iran.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

Doesn't "Pyongyang" translate directly as Station of College?

Edited January 22, 2019 by SwanderedTalent

[Deej 76786]

1 minute ago, SwanderedTalent said:

Doesn't "Pyongyang" translate directly as Station of College?

"Falling Logs"

[rickyspub 801]

58 minutes ago, Deej said:

"Falling Logs"

My translator says "Hole of Glory".

[sushihorn 3233]

1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

Doesn't "Pyongyang" translate directly as Station of College?

Muledick

Pyongyang has some of the same linguistic elements as Ying-Yang, right?

[Armybrat 40844]

Pulling Yang?

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1584]

1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

Doesn't "Pyongyang" translate directly as Station of College?

I believe it translates to "eater of lists"

[BERT 4358]

17 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

That woman has a mouth big enough to swallow a softball. 

or half that pumpkin

[sushihorn 3233]

17 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Pulling Yang?

aggy is more likely pulling wool.  And they mean it literally.

[Leanderman 2275]

The chicken farmers always talking about how weak the B12 is, however they never schedule any of the B12 Teams. Put up or shut up is all I can say.

[Cairn Horn88 8263]

 

#7

aggy:  ?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

#7

aggy:  ?

Nah. If it were aggy, they would do 'X' like this:

[rickyspub 801]

4 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

 

#7

aggy:  ?

Counts as a legal signature in Aggyland. Each aggy has to have a different way of scrawling it to avoid identity theft.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

I just watched a great video, about the Bonehead Bowl. You guys heard of this? 1983, Cal at A&M, Cal kicks a 25-yd FG to go ahead 20-17 with about one minute to go, but A&M runs into the kicker-- it's unclear because you can't see it and the Aggie announcers are fuckwits who can't even tell if the FG is good. Anyway, Cal for some inexplicable reason takes the go-ahead score off the board in order to try to convert the 4th down. 

Seriously. Instead of leading 20-17 with one minute to go, they try for a TD. And they don't get it, so A&M takes over inside its 5 yard line. Of course, it's clear the Aggies want to take the tie,  so they're just going to run some dive type plays, but on their second play they run a slow-developing toss sweep and Cal snuffs it for a game-winning safety. 

hahaha

[TrashMaster G 17555]

27 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

I just watched a great video, about the Bonehead Bowl. You guys heard of this? 1983, Cal at A&M, Cal kicks a 25-yd FG to go ahead 20-17 with about one minute to go, but A&M runs into the kicker-- it's unclear because you can't see it and the Aggie announcers are fuckwits who can't even tell if the FG is good. Anyway, Cal for some inexplicable reason takes the go-ahead score off the board in order to try to convert the 4th down. 

Seriously. Instead of leading 20-17 with one minute to go, they try for a TD. And they don't get it, so A&M takes over inside its 5 yard line. Of course, it's clear the Aggies want to take the tie,  so they're just going to run some dive type plays, but on their second play they run a slow-developing toss sweep and Cal snuffs it for a game-winning safety. 

hahaha

I would pay large sums of money to hear Dave South's call of those final minutes. 

I assume he was doing his thing in '83.

[Big Frog II 511]

31 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

I just watched a great video, about the Bonehead Bowl. You guys heard of this? 1983, Cal at A&M, Cal kicks a 25-yd FG to go ahead 20-17 with about one minute to go, but A&M runs into the kicker-- it's unclear because you can't see it and the Aggie announcers are fuckwits who can't even tell if the FG is good. Anyway, Cal for some inexplicable reason takes the go-ahead score off the board in order to try to convert the 4th down. 

Seriously. Instead of leading 20-17 with one minute to go, they try for a TD. And they don't get it, so A&M takes over inside its 5 yard line. Of course, it's clear the Aggies want to take the tie,  so they're just going to run some dive type plays, but on their second play they run a slow-developing toss sweep and Cal snuffs it for a game-winning safety. 

hahaha

The headline of that game the next day had to be "Dumb and Dumber".

[Hooky Hornstein 35]

On 1/21/2019 at 1:14 PM, Machinator said:

So I was reading this thread last night and I saw the above post Machinator that shared with us.  The thing that struck me was Leon Phelps' incorrect claim that they put more players in the NFL than we do.

That boastful aggy statement encapsulates the difference between them and us.

Look at how many former Longhorns are in the NBA.  It's not a source of pride.  It's a source of regret that we don't have any championships to show for it.

But since the concept of a championship is so foreign to them, their lack of championships doesn't even faze them... at all.   That's stunning.  And sad.

Edited January 22, 2019 by Hooky Hornstein
left out a word

[Dennis Taylor 18820]

18 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I would pay large sums of money to hear Dave South's call of those final minutes. 

I assume he was doing his thing in '83.

I'm gonna need bout tree fiddy...DM me for payment details!

Edited January 22, 2019 by Dennis Taylor

[Cairn Horn88 8263]

13 minutes ago, Hooky Hornstein said:

So I was reading this thread last night and I saw the above post Machinator that shared with us.  The thing that struck me was Leon Phelps' incorrect claim that they put more players in the NFL than we do.

That boastful aggy statement encapsulates the difference between them and us.

Look at how many former Longhorns are in the NBA.  It's not a source of pride.  It's a source of regret that we don't have any championships to show for it.

But since the concept of a championship is so foreign to them, their lack of championships doesn't even faze them... at all.   That's stunning.  And sad.

“But since the concept of a championship is so foreign to them, their lack of championships doesn't even faze them... at all.   That's stunning.  And sad.”

Well, it’s easy to not miss something that you’ve never had.

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

6 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I'm gonna need bout tree fiddy...DM me for payment details!

That series of plays is the most aggy thing aggy has ever aggy'd. 

[SHOOTER12 8808]

That was beautiful, and typical aggy.

[TrashMaster G 17555]

56 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I'm gonna need bout tree fiddy...DM me for payment details!

1 - You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.  Tree fiddy is in the mail.

2 - The shittastic music in that video is annoying as hell.

3 - They done aggy'd that up, real good.

4 - Dave South was disappointingly reasonable.  Makes me miss his later years where he was just a cartoon.

5 - The text card at the end of the video is so aggy, referring to the amazing success they had in the following years, but not a word about the cheating factory Jackie Sherrill ran.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

You want a laugh? Go to SEC rant. It appears all SEC schools gangbang aggy posters on a regular basis. The whole SEC hates ‘em and it does not help that the aggy repiies are apparently made by homies with extra chromies , if ya know what I mean. 

Don't ya just love it when a plan comes together.

The machinations of William Marsh Rice bear fruit.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

A dime-sized hole would probably have sufficed.

Uh, muledick, duh.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

So I was reading this thread last night and I saw the above post Machinator that shared with us.  The thing that struck me was Leon Phelps' incorrect claim that they put more players in the NFL than we do.
That boastful aggy statement encapsulates the difference between them and us.
Look at how many former Longhorns are in the NBA.  It's not a source of pride.  It's a source of regret that we don't have any championships to show for it.
But since the concept of a championship is so foreign to them, their lack of championships doesn't even faze them... at all.   That's stunning.  And sad.

To aggy nfl stands for nekkid frog lickers. And they do indeed contribute more playars to that nfl.

[Machinator 32099]

 

[crimsonlonghorn 2306]

You know, I hadn't thought about it, but I guess it would be real easy to be a graduate transfer from aggy.

At least the graduate part. 

[ztejas 43425]

3 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I'm gonna need bout tree fiddy...DM me for payment details!

"unprecedented sucess" meaning OU got megafucked for the end of Switzer and UT ended up wandering the desert post-Akers. 

So congrats aggy, literally the only sustained period where both OU and Texas were down programs and you compiled 6/10 conference championships and... (checks bowl record)... 2 Cotton Bowl wins, a holiday bowl win, and 5 bowl losses. 

They did, sort of, get an opportunity to play for an MNC against ND in 1992, proceeded to get ass-blasted 28-3, then technically went undefeated in 1994 but... whoops! You were on probation so no conference title and no bowl game. (oh - and get this - aggy's only non-win in 1994 was a tie to a fucking 1 win SMU team. 1 win against New Mexico, 1 tie against "undefeated" aggy, nine awful fucking losses)

If your first "undefeated season" since WW2 (at least) ended without a conference championship and no bowl game you might be aggy. 

Edited January 23, 2019 by ztejas

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

26 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

You know, I hadn't thought about it, but I guess it would be real easy to be a graduate transfer from aggy.

At least the graduate part. 

I dunno, man. The semester on cow enemas can be kind of hard to finish without throwing up a lot.

[deft 6846]

 

Starkelmotion!

[Longboard Horn 40320]

Some bathroom in Texas.
 

Been posted before, but it’s quite fitting.

[THEHORN5561 2583]

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

10 hours ago, ztejas said:

"unprecedented sucess" meaning OU got megafucked for the end of Switzer and UT ended up wandering the desert post-Akers. 

So congrats aggy, literally the only sustained period where both OU and Texas were down programs and you compiled 6/10 conference championships and... (checks bowl record)... 2 Cotton Bowl wins, a holiday bowl win, and 5 bowl losses. 

They did, sort of, get an opportunity to play for an MNC against ND in 1992, proceeded to get ass-blasted 28-3, then technically went undefeated in 1994 but... whoops! You were on probation so no conference title and no bowl game. (oh - and get this - aggy's only non-win in 1994 was a tie to a fucking 1 win SMU team. 1 win against New Mexico, 1 tie against "undefeated" aggy, nine awful fucking losses)

If your first "undefeated season" since WW2 (at least) ended without a conference championship and no bowl game you might be aggy. 

They cheated. That's all you really need to know. They started cheating in earnest in reaction to Ron Meyer making the jump to lightspeed at SMU in the late 70s because Aggies are perpetually itching for an excuse to throw around money, and then they kept on cheating even after multiple NCAA probations. A&M came close to getting a death penalty of its own thanks to George Smith, but the Aggies were for once quick enough on the upshot that they figured that it might be possible to buy off a mercenary scumbag. Again. So they paid him to say "oh man no, never mind, all that stuff I said about A&M cheating, that... I meant to say that's NOT what happened".

https://www.barkingcarnival.com/2008/07/24/the-history-of-college-football-recruiting-cheating-part-9 

Any time an Aggie says anything about what they won in the 80s and early-90s dying SWC, there's the answer for them. Dirty, unethical, cheats. Interestingly, even though RC Slocum was ON the staffs that got TAMU into serious NCAA trouble, Aggies believe that once he was promoted to Head Foo'ball Coach, all the cheating dried up, instantaneously and miraculously, because RC was just that kind of dude.

 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10234]

12 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Still amazes me Aggy decided a guy who struggles mightily to hit 60% passing was better than this kid who seemed like he could easily be a solid high sixty percent QB. Watching them play and progress I thought it was pretty clear Bieber boy was the better QB.

[Tex Pete 20354]

2 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

Again. So they paid him to say "oh man no, never mind, all that stuff I said about A&M cheating, that... I meant to say that's NOT what happened".

https://www.barkingcarnival.com/2008/07/24/the-history-of-college-football-recruiting-cheating-part-9 

Any time an Aggie says anything about what they won in the 80s and early-90s dying SWC, there's the answer for them. Dirty, unethical, cheats. Interestingly, even though RC Slocum was ON the staffs that got TAMU into serious NCAA trouble, Aggies believe that once he was promoted to Head Foo'ball Coach, all the cheating dried up, instantaneously and miraculously, because RC was just that kind of dude.

Yeah, ask RC’s ex-wife about cheating.