Tell Me About Texas a&m

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Sec sec sec ain't gonna let em. Cause ya caint spel sceered without sec.

 

 

[Noah Fence 480]

7 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

What are you talking about?  We have always been at war with Eastasia...

Good point.  The article is written in Newspeak.

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

oh, well, if their students weigh in

all 70,000 of the little tards, God love 'em, the goofy little bastards

Edited January 25, 2019 by SwanderedTalent

[Leanderman 2,208]

Of course they SAY they want to play us but continue to schedule one powerhouse after another, like Prairie View.

[Neonmoon 38,126]

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3017213

HeisMond 2019

You have to go up before you come crashing down 

[ztejas 42,750]

5 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3017213

HeisMond 2019

You have to go up before you come crashing down 

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Mond has a great junior year and declares for the draft.

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4 said:

He is not an NFL QB.

Wanna make a wager on that? You sound awfully confident in that.

[ztejas 42,750]

Oh and then some wizened scholar chimes in with:

UNPOPULAR OPINION ALERT: MOND ISN'T A HEISMAN CANDIDATE

No fuck, Sherlock. That is very much a POPULAR opinion. 

[ChickenSandwich 9,756]

He runs like a stiffer Reggie McNeil but The arm of a poor mans tebow

[ztejas 42,750]

3 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

He runs like a stiffer Reggie McNeil

So kind of like Vince is what you're saying?

[THEHORN5561 2,583]

 

[sushihorn 3,215]

1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

oh, well, if their students weigh in

all 70,000 of the little tards, God love 'em, the goofy little bastards

They ran away then demanded we play them.  Then when CDC called their bluff, they flip flopped and spun it as "tu needs the game more than us."

Sounds like they're looking for a way out of the corner they've backed themselves into.

[ztejas 42,750]

 

[Lurch 5,916]

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

 

Slade Elementary?

Big Jim Slade?

[Colt45 5]

Aggy melting down over on texags lol they were pushing the 247 rankings all year but now believe it’s unreliable. Already hoping that Bru blows his knee out, real classy bunch as usual. 

[Cairn Horn88 8,038]

8 minutes ago, Colt45 said:

Aggy melting down over on texags lol they were pushing the 247 rankings all year but now believe it’s unreliable. Already hoping that Bru blows his knee out, real classy bunch as usual. 

The sheep will all have smiles on their faces tonight!

[Beau Vine 53,644]

5 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3017213

HeisMond 2019

You have to go up before you come crashing down 

They're a little early:

imgur

[HtownHorn 14,296]

23 hours ago, satyanash said:

Uh-oh. Barstool Sports' A&M twitter guy is feeling combative tonight.

 

Being "back" connotes you were ever somewhere to begin with, so of course an aggy QB could never say they are "back."

[Tex Pete 20,021]

[bigcigar 1,154]

5 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3017213

HeisMond 2019

You have to go up before you come crashing down 

It’s dumbfounding how they have so much confidence in jimbo. We’d have a fire jimbo thread immediately following the announcement. Guess the real purpose of fish camp is to wipe out any capacity for critical thinking

[Tex Pete 20,021]

Just now, bigcigar said:

It’s dumbfounding how they have so much confidence in jimbo.

They always buy their own bullshit and then fail miserably. It's their original turdition.

Seriously, groupthink is so pervasive in that shit hole that they never look in the mirror. They just go on and on about whatever bullshit they've convinced themselves of. Personally, I'm still waiting on the worm, since it turned when they hired Fran.

[texaslong 678]

9 hours ago, bigcigar said:

It’s dumbfounding how they have so much confidence in jimbo. We’d have a fire jimbo thread immediately following the announcement. Guess the real purpose of fish camp is to wipe out any capacity for critical thinking

Every time they say “we have Jimbo”, it’s them reassuring themselves that everything is going to be okay.  It’s the same thing as them telling everyone that they are in the SEC after every big Texas win. I still laugh every time I see that video of Jimbo getting off the plane in College Station for the first time. They went crazy without him having done shit for them yet. That’s how they celebrate everything. When the results come in it’s nothing like they expected. 

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,254]

14 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Every time they say “we have Jimbo”, it’s them reassuring themselves that everything is going to be okay.  It’s the same thing as them telling everyone that they are in the SEC after every big Texas win. I still laugh every time I see that video of Jimbo getting off the plane in College Station for the first time. They went crazy without him having done shit for them yet. That’s how they celebrate everything. When the results come in it’s nothing like they expected. 

Rinse and repeat

[Cairn Horn88 8,038]

53 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Every time they say “we have Jimbo”, it’s them reassuring themselves that everything is going to be okay.  It’s the same thing as them telling everyone that they are in the SEC after every big Texas win. I still laugh every time I see that video of Jimbo getting off the plane in College Station for the first time. They went crazy without him having done shit for them yet. That’s how they celebrate everything. When the results come in it’s nothing like they expected. 

Apparently “They DO get fooled again”!

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,624]

12 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Apparently “They DO get fooled again”!

They don't get fooled, they just run out of confusion.

[Deej 76,118]

Just checked over at TexAgs...

[markstanco 12,425]

When the results come in it’s nothing like they expected. 

2014: 8-5
2015: 8-5
2016: 8-5
2017: 7-6
2018: 9-4
2019: ????
2020: 16-0*


Can you not see the difference and how 2020 will be the year to get a natty you stupid sip?



*Spring game victory included

[Butch Had Not 2,925]

My hope is that in the next 2 years the NFL becomes even more spread and college offense oriented to the point that jimbo and his boring offense and style fades away like the 80's triple option.

[THEHORN5561 2,583]

 

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Every time they say “we have Jimbo”, it’s them reassuring themselves that everything is going to be okay.  It’s the same thing as them telling everyone that they are in the SEC after every big Texas win. I still laugh every time I see that video of Jimbo getting off the plane in College Station for the first time. They went crazy without him having done shit for them yet. That’s how they celebrate everything. When the results come in it’s nothing like they expected. 

Ya know all that shit was nice and all but until aggy can get Publix to build and stock a store in Tha Station wit freezers full of crab legs Jimbo ain't gonna do shit there.

[dcar00 13,862]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Just checked over at TexAgs...

too soon

[Pato del Muerto 51,945]

24 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

too soon

Jimbo Jones 

[Walden Ponderer 12,638]

41 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Jimbo Jones 

I never understood why Jim Jones was considered charismatic until I heard interviews with some of his followers. The gullibility and shallowness make it an apt comparison.

[vin2basketball 10]

http://captiongenerator.com/1259712/Texas-AM-2019-Recruiting-Class

[dcar00 13,862]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Jimbo Jones 

The Station Punch

[Pato del Muerto 51,945]

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

The Station Punch

Station-ade maroon carrot juice

Edited January 26, 2019 by Pato del Muerto

[Hagbard Celine 10,501]

1 hour ago, vin2basketball said:

http://captiongenerator.com/1259712/Texas-AM-2019-Recruiting-Class

"That was before WW 2".

 

We need to strap looch in to a chair with his eyes pried open (Clorkwork-Orange-style) and have that content forced in to his brain.

[THEHORN5561 2,583]

 

[THEHORN5561 2,583]

Think we got a good one boys!

 

 

 

[satyanash 14,130]

Courtesy of Taylor Hamm's former intern

 

[Henry Hill 3,156]

No surprise here. One of the biggest pieces of shit on Texags, txjortsagent, is an even bigger piece of shit in real life:

Damon Dean Robertson is a Cunt

Texags has and still worships this ass hat for reasons we’ll never know. 

[LTtxfan 48,698]

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

Courtesy of Taylor Hamm's former intern

 

 

Here's one of Jimbo Baggins 2019 highlights

 

[Walden Ponderer 12,638]

57 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

No surprise here. One of the biggest pieces of shit on Texags, txjortsagent, is an even bigger piece of shit in real life:

Damon Dean Robertson is a Cunt

Texags has and still worships this ass hat for reasons we’ll never know. 

What a train wreck of a culture. Can you imagine anyone here defending txtow? I suppose Russell Erxleben might be a better parallel, but 1) nobody here defends him, either, and 2) Erxleben was actually talented, so the temptation to defend him as part of the tribe would seem more plausible. A piece of shit is still a piece of shit, though, tribal connection or not.

[George Clooney 378]

Most Aggies don't believe one of their own could possibly be an immoral person. It's incredibly bizarre, but they really do think every one of their own is a down-to-earth, God-fearing, righteous person.

Edited January 27, 2019 by George Clooney

[kopp0e 1,135]

How quickly it all changed, as UT has usurped A&M as the better recruiting winner this cycle:

 

[kopp0e 1,135]

 

[kopp0e 1,135]

13 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I never understood why Jim Jones was considered charismatic until I heard interviews with some of his followers. The gullibility and shallowness make it an apt comparison.

A perfect fit for College Station...

[Longboard Horn 39,829]

[Longboard Horn 39,829]

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Here's one of Jimbo Baggins 2019 highlights

 

Not the first time he's done it

[Longboard Horn 39,829]