Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Beau Vine 55,867]

50 minutes ago, deft said:

Jesus Christ, I know we’re all having fun with aggy misery but can we bring back the repost bannanation threat?

Didja hear that Sandusky wrote a book?

[Lhorn 5,095]

Dear Lord, I had no idea how bad UMass was.  Even in a win the aggy have fallen even further.  

[RomaVicta 30,601]

8 hours ago, PhillyD said:

 

Aggy lying again.  In other news, water is wet 

 

7 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

don't forget that aggiehank86 above told us that:

"The Corps has a whole list of things that they do in a very specific order before every game. Foul up one of them, and the whole thing goes off the rails."

aggy had not just scored a touchdown, and aggy were not running out on to the field, but by god, they had to fire that cannon to keep their traditions on track

 

They don't think it odd that they have a real artillery piece near the playing field. That's just accepted because it's their tradition. 

We warned the guys. They didn't move. So we fired anyway.

That's crazy as the middle tweet above says. The fact that they recognize the need for a warning indicates that they recognize that it's dangerous. Still, they fired. I guess if they had a tradition of running a Sherman tank through the endzone, it would have been tough luck for the guys praying.

Get the fucking real cannon off the field you stupid, dangerous twits! 

Maybe our first rule suggestion with the SEC should be no real military equipment near the field. 

[RomaVicta 30,601]

7 hours ago, Sheep Have Wool said:

While clicking through, I noticed that The Commandant™ has a survey up, seeking thoughts on the current state of the corps.

https://corps.tamu.edu/commandants-feedback-form/

[Alphie Solomons. 231]

It's the same shit group -think that drives the

• 'you should know about walking on this grass or stepping on this field that a 'pummeling' is coming' ,
•  that you should expect horse shit shovelled from behind whatever fake 'Cavalry Outfit' they parade out there be thrown onto visiting alumni who were actually there in actual representing the actual military
• or, hell, 'you should expect violence in your own stadium' from our blistered ass hurt fans who are obviously and implicitly are going to utilize YOUR stadium for our 'yell practice' while you are trying to celebrate -

All from the he bird chested core dorks with ZERO shot of getting laid who continue to not only get their own asses whipped by whomever they confront

 

• from the Baylor Student Section
• The SMU cheerleaders
• The Rice Band
• The Texas Railroad Commission in Waco
• University of Texas Cowboys
• Their own idiot player's fathers/alumni in Lubbock who beat on their own students with Binoculars 'like they were at the Alamo'

To any reasonable on looker, they, at BEST continue to embarrass their school en masse.    It would be one thing if they were some rogue 'frat' like thing that could be disciplined and brought under control.

What EVERYONE is finding out (that we've kept from the general public lo all these years of hiding our retard little sibling) this is not 'rouge' at all.   This is EXACTLY who they are, who they are proud of being and their raison d'etre. 

It's manically ubiquitous, not only within the 'core' but the faculty, the administration, the BOR, the Chancellor, Rick Perry and everyone attending those idiot Midnight Yell practices.

There's no 'fixing' this behavior when it is their essence. 

The call is coming from inside the house.

Edited November 20, 2022 by Alphie Solomons.

[SHOOTER12 8,886]

11 hours ago, elfenix said:

aggy radio broadcast sounded like officiating a funeral today

They were....

[59 Burst 434]

That’s a lot of words to say aggy is fucking weird….

[SHOOTER12 8,886]

43 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

 

 

They don't think it odd that they have a real artillery piece near the playing field. That's just accepted because it's their tradition. 

We warned the guys. They didn't move. So we fired anyway.

That's crazy as the middle tweet above says. The fact that they recognize the need for a warning indicates that they recognize that it's dangerous. Still, they fired. I guess if they had a tradition of running a Sherman tank through the endzone, it would have been tough luck for the guys praying.

Get the fucking real cannon off the field you stupid, dangerous twits! 

Maybe our first rule suggestion with the SEC should be no real military equipment near the field. 

From the inside you can't explain it....from the outside, you're liable to be maimed or killed.

Fuck aggy and their Cuntendant. 

[SHOOTER12 8,886]

33 minutes ago, Alphie Solomons. said:

It's the same shit group -think that drives the

• 'you should know about walking on this grass or stepping on this field that a 'pummeling' is coming' ,
•  that you should expect horse shit shovelled from behind whatever fake 'Cavalry Outfit' they parade out there be thrown onto visiting alumni who were actually there in actual representing the actual military
• or, hell, 'you should expect violence in your own stadium' from our blistered ass hurt fans who are obviously and implicitly are going to utilize YOUR stadium for our 'yell practice' while you are trying to celebrate -

All from the he bird chested core dorks with ZERO shot of getting laid who continue to not only get their own asses whipped by whomever they confront

 

• from the Baylor Student Section
• The SMU cheerleaders
• The Rice Band
• The Texas Railroad Commission in Waco
• University of Texas Cowboys
• Their own idiot player's fathers/alumni in Lubbock who beat on their own students with Binoculars 'like they were at the Alamo'

To any reasonable on looker, they, at BEST continue to embarrass their school en masse.    It would be one thing if they were some rogue 'frat' like thing that could be disciplined and brought under control.

What EVERYONE is finding out (that we've kept from the general public lo all these years of hiding our retard little sibling) this is not 'rouge' at all.   This is EXACTLY who they are, who they are proud of being and their raison d'etre. 

It's manically ubiquitous, not only within the 'core' but the faculty, the administration, the BOR, the Chancellor, Rick Perry and everyone attending those idiot Midnight Yell practices.

There's no 'fixing' this behavior when it is their essence. 

The call is coming from inside the house.

Randy?  Is that you?

[Fudge Nuggets 19,456]

5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I answered the "If you were Commandant, what would you do?" question with "Hang my head in shame."

[hookemATL 12,292]

5 hours ago, Alphie Solomons. said:

It's the same shit group -think that drives the

• 'you should know about walking on this grass or stepping on this field that a 'pummeling' is coming' ,
•  that you should expect horse shit shovelled from behind whatever fake 'Cavalry Outfit' they parade out there be thrown onto visiting alumni who were actually there in actual representing the actual military
• or, hell, 'you should expect violence in your own stadium' from our blistered ass hurt fans who are obviously and implicitly are going to utilize YOUR stadium for our 'yell practice' while you are trying to celebrate -

All from the he bird chested core dorks with ZERO shot of getting laid who continue to not only get their own asses whipped by whomever they confront

 

• from the Baylor Student Section
• The SMU cheerleaders
• The Rice Band
• The Texas Railroad Commission in Waco
• University of Texas Cowboys
• Their own idiot player's fathers/alumni in Lubbock who beat on their own students with Binoculars 'like they were at the Alamo'

To any reasonable on looker, they, at BEST continue to embarrass their school en masse.    It would be one thing if they were some rogue 'frat' like thing that could be disciplined and brought under control.

What EVERYONE is finding out (that we've kept from the general public lo all these years of hiding our retard little sibling) this is not 'rouge' at all.   This is EXACTLY who they are, who they are proud of being and their raison d'etre. 

It's manically ubiquitous, not only within the 'core' but the faculty, the administration, the BOR, the Chancellor, Rick Perry and everyone attending those idiot Midnight Yell practices.

There's no 'fixing' this behavior when it is their essence. 

The call is coming from inside the house.

I’ll add to this and say that this feeling and attitude from aggy is palpable when you are in BCS. You can sense the anger and inadequacy pulsing off of people in that shitass town. I have never been in a place that made me feel so icky and unsettled all the damn time. 
 

everyone should go to BCS as a part of cultural studies to see how truly confounding and fucked up it is. The same way we teach folks about the atrocities of Auschwitz, scenes of BCS with sad violin music in the background should be shown to young children in schools to properly warn them of the ever-present danger that aggy poses to society and the overall mental stability of our state. 
 

fuck them to death. It’s been a frustrating season for the Horns, but goddamn I have enjoyed watching aggy flail and contort themselves in the face of yet another failed regime. May sorrow continue to be visited upon them, and may LSU ream them to the point of prolapse in their season finale. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,456]

LSU alum buddy of mine offered a ride and ticket to go with him to their game next week.

Naaah, I'm good but I do hope the corndogs hang 80 on them.

[bornbama1 106]

6 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

 

 

They don't think it odd that they have a real artillery piece near the playing field. That's just accepted because it's their tradition. 

We warned the guys. They didn't move. So we fired anyway.

That's crazy as the middle tweet above says. The fact that they recognize the need for a warning indicates that they recognize that it's dangerous. Still, they fired. I guess if they had a tradition of running a Sherman tank through the endzone, it would have been tough luck for the guys praying.

Get the fucking real cannon off the field you stupid, dangerous twits! 

Maybe our first rule suggestion with the SEC should be no real military equipment near the field. 

Maybe get rid of all the racist, homophobic, "traditions" that CULT embraces. Before coming to the SEC I had no idea about any of it. 

Get rid of the fake army and gay milkmen/yell leaders as well.

[Macanudo 13,328]

Holy shit.   That survey is open to errbody!  This won't go well for them.

[hornian 5,295]

56 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

fuck them to death. It’s been a frustrating season for the Horns, but goddamn I have enjoyed watching aggy flail and contort themselves in the face of yet another failed regime. May sorrow continue to be visited upon them, and may LSU ream them to the point of prolapse in their season finale. 

Death by bunga bunga? May be the only time those dorks get laid. 

[Dewey 3,332]

Not looking forward to being in the same conference with them, I get the move, but it has been nice having them at a distance. We're about to walk back into the house with the bratty kid who blames us for their shitty existence. 

[Bama Llama 1,508]

These guys make Doug Niedermeyer look like Mr. Vandreesen.

[statsman 5,693]

So, “they warned them”?

I guess that’s like how the Texas fans that celebrated the last SEC title by running onto Kyle Field were “warned” first, so it was ok for the corps to start throwing punches?

[Hermanator 7,674]

11 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

To quote the great Randolph Duke: "The State of Texas deserves better than Texas A&M".

Texas really doesn't. 

Some Texans deserve better than the state of Texas at this point. 

[Harvdog 2,417]

13 hours ago, Chopper said:

"Coach" Braxton was on an excellent adventure today at Pyle Field with the other half of his dynamic duo. He's "Warm," and She's "Dry."

With that vest, the croakies strap for his sunglasses at a game where it’s overcast and raining, and his maroon issued clothes….I bet that’s not the only thing in her life that stays dry. 

[Neonmoon 38,130]

She looks noticeably older than him 

[CowtownHorn 5,126]

[Tex Pete 21,489]

23 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Texas really doesn't. 

Some Texans deserve better than the state of Texas at this point. 

Stop this, you moron. 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

An RD sock appearance is one of the signs of the apocalypse.

Giddy up, heathens. 

[General Specific 3,508]

From the inside you can't explain it....from the outside, you're liable to be maimed or killed.
Fuck aggy and their Cuntendant. 

From the inside your highly likely to be killed, from the outside, you’re likely to be only maimed or wounded!

[ousux 5,639]

An RD sock appearance is one of the signs of the apocalypse.
Giddy up, heathens. 

Speaking of, everyone should watch Ancient Apocalypse on NF. About to finish the binge I started last Sunday.

[General Specific 3,508]

She looks noticeably older than him 

It’s not the years, it’s the mileage. Because as you know, it’s now tradition for the husband to watch!! Whoop!

[conVINCEd 21,477]

25 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

I hear John Elway is in the market for a new side piece.

[MirrOlure 15,283]

[South Austin 53,228]

[closetojumping 65,444]

1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

Texas really doesn't. 

Some Texans deserve better than the state of Texas at this point. 

Take your shitty political bullshit and shove it straight up your boring, one-note ass. Scurry back off to your Cloak Room safe space with that fucking shit. All of you honks that insist on inserting politics into every thread should be fucking banned. 

 

[Hermanator 7,674]

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Take your shitty political bullshit and shove it straight up your boring, one-note ass. Scurry back off to your Cloak Room safe space with that fucking shit. All of you honks that insist on inserting politics into every thread should be fucking banned. 

 

There was nothing political about what I said. Your hyper sensitive juvenile ass made it political. 

How about if it's stated this way:

Texas doesn't deserve better than Texas A&M...

Texas doesn't deserve an institution as academically strong as The University of Texas. 

 

[BigHorn'13 3,494]

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

Texas doesn't deserve an institution as academically strong as The University of Texas. 

[Red Five 41,743]

It's amazing to me how through the years, aggies are always aggies. Like when I was growing up, this current crop of aggies hadn't even been born yet. But it's like they've got a manufacturing line or something because they are indistinguishable from the aggies 30 years ago. Any other fanbase, even in the SEC, will look and act wildly different. But not them. It's amazing. 

[tbone_ 14,451]

The dork that lived next door to me in Irving in the third grade and his dork dad were aggy. This was 1976. Nothing has changed at all.

[closetojumping 65,444]

5 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

There was nothing political about what I said. Your hyper sensitive juvenile ass made it political. 

How about if it's stated this way:

Texas doesn't deserve better than Texas A&M...

Texas doesn't deserve an institution as academically strong as The University of Texas. 

 

You would be more effective with this kind of rhetoric if you were on a board with people less intelligent than you. But you’re not. You know what you’re doing. Being a cunt about it is your preferred course rather than just owning it and shutting the fuck up, and that’s a shame for the rest of us. 

I’ve said my piece. I’ll put your dumb ass on ignore from here and go back about my business of generally enjoying this thread. 

[DFW Horn 6,654]

SIAP, but not really. aggy is delusional about everything, including attendance.

[Gaffords 778]

40 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Last in the SEC before 1st in their own division. Poor aggy

[miguelito 11,505]

Quote

The sloppy contest in rain and 40-degree temperatures was sparsely attended to begin with, and once the Aggie Band performed at halftime even more fans headed home, in what was easily the lowest attended game of the five-season Jimbo Fisher era. 

“Some stuff like that is expected,” A&M offensive lineman Layden Robinson said of Kyle Field being at only about a tenth of its capacity of 102,000 in the second half. “We don’t really pay too much attention to the crowd (either way). We have to play the game no matter if there are zero people in the stadium, a thousand people in the stadium or the stadium is fully packed. 

“We have to do our job and we have to play.” 

Lineman doesn't give a shit about the 12th man.

 

 

https://www.expressnews.com/sports/aggies/article/Texas-Aggies-20-UMass-3-recap-17597740.php

Edited November 20, 2022 by miguelito
link from Express News article

[DFW Horn 6,654]

 

[coachherman'sgrill 2,651]

I’ll add to this and say that this feeling and attitude from aggy is palpable when you are in BCS. You can sense the anger and inadequacy pulsing off of people in that shitass town. I have never been in a place that made me feel so icky and unsettled all the damn time. 
 
everyone should go to BCS as a part of cultural studies to see how truly confounding and fucked up it is. The same way we teach folks about the atrocities of Auschwitz, scenes of BCS with sad violin music in the background should be shown to young children in schools to properly warn them of the ever-present danger that aggy poses to society and the overall mental stability of our state. 
 
fuck them to death. It’s been a frustrating season for the Horns, but goddamn I have enjoyed watching aggy flail and contort themselves in the face of yet another failed regime. May sorrow continue to be visited upon them, and may LSU ream them to the point of prolapse in their season finale. 

Good bull

[CosmoDog 389]

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

 

Jimbo has surpassed my wildest dreams in terms of inflicting aggy misery. Please let this go one for years. 😂

[DFW Horn 6,654]

1 minute ago, CosmoDog said:

Jimbo has surpassed my wildest dreams in terms of inflicting aggy misery. Please let this go one for years. 😂

Don't care, got Jimbo

[futureman 22,704]

1 hour ago, MirrOlure said:

x’s 3?

did you fill that out?

[Cairn Horn88 8,502]

31 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Don't care, got Jimbo

If Texas knew what an ineffective and terrible coach Jimbo would be, we’d have paid for his extension!

[Gaffords 778]

39 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

 

I love aggy on aggy strongly worded letters.

[Foosters 18,285]

Imagine being a UMass player. Had this game circled on the calendar for some time. Obviously no chance of winning, but playing at a packed house of 100k in the intimidating and impossible-to-find Kyle field against a top 10 SEC team, is an experience you tell your grandkids about.

Instead, they're playing in front of like nine thousand people in a cold rain against a 3-6 dumpster fire. Then, aggy is so bad that you actually have hope you're going to win the game. Only to realize victory is once again slipping away and then you look up through the cold rain and see half clothed feral aggies running laps around the empty upper deck. Just an emotionally devastating experience.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22,305]

1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

There was nothing political about what I said. Your hyper sensitive juvenile ass made it political. 

How about if it's stated this way:

Texas doesn't deserve better than Texas A&M...

Texas doesn't deserve an institution as academically strong as The University of Texas. 

 

Texas is just like France now.  France would be a great place if it wasn’t full of French people.

[conVINCEd 21,477]

3 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Imagine being a UMass player. Had this game circled on the calendar for some time. Obviously no chance of winning, but playing at a packed house of 100k in the intimidating and impossible-to-find Kyle field against a top 10 SEC team, is an experience you tell your grandkids about.

Instead, they're playing in front of like nine thousand people in a cold rain against a 3-6 dumpster fire. Then, aggy is so bad that you actually have hope you're going to win the game. Only to realize victory is once again slipping away and then you look up through the cold rain and see half clothed feral aggies running laps around the empty upper deck. Just an emotionally devastating experience.

3-7.  Otherwise good job.

[StrippersAndNobelPrizes 855]

20 minutes ago, Gaffords said:

I love aggy on aggy strongly worded letters.

Wait - once you put it on the stadium, you can't take it down. aggy being the smartest guys in the room were bragging that they tried to lock him up for 15 years. No takesies backsies (pretty sure that is the exact legal language in the contract). Gotta love John Sharp's arrogance in answering that question and having no clue that people were calling him an idiot for doing this - aggy, never stop being aggy 🤣