Tell Me About Texas a&m

[GreenspointTexas 9600]

Random: even after the worst 12 year football span in Texas history, we still have more longhorns (34) currently playing the nfl than aggy does (33). And aggy is having arguably their 2nd best 12 year football span ever

[Bevo&Pevo 5128]

10 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Happy Thanksgiving, my fellow Surly assholes!

 

 

 

Not gonna lie, that was a GLORIOUS 3 seconds.  I was bombarded with aggy BS for 3 quarters,14 minutes and 57 seconds.  After the ball cleared the uprights, I turned around and said, "I don't think I need to say anything.  Scoreboard says enough".

[pyrohornIII 4814]

14 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

aggy ring day. Notice the horns down on the cloth.... rent free

That's for TAMIU or International aggy in Laredo.  A consistent rival of UT-Austin, right?  

[Duval Street 420]

51 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

That's for TAMIU or International aggy in Laredo.  A consistent rival of UT-Austin, right?  

TAMIU

Motto: Dust ‘em

Degree: School of Housekeeping

[Huckleberry 32851]

It's going to get ugly if this is reversed to a touchdown. 

[Jkwellborn 6697]

I’m confused, why did they cancel the bonfire? It’s big stack of logs. What ever they have just light it on fire and keep people back far enough to be safe. Honestly puzzled here.

It’s the stacking of logs that they have trouble with.

[Deej 76758]

4 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

It’s the stacking of logs that they have trouble with.

Worst Jenga players ever.

[59 Burst 434]

Statistically it is impossible that there isn’t at least one fucking aggy who knows what they are doing.
 

Yet, here we are…

[Born to Run 6569]

Like Romancing the Stone Danny Devito, or It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Danny Devito?

Not much of a Delta de Devito, just gota whack It harder if he's your fetish.

Happy Thanksgiving to your mama, she's always Cared about your education.

[BigHornedLurker 1936]

On 3/26/2018 at 4:57 PM, phdhorn said:

Alright, laughing it up in here, boss!  They're all good but this one in particular did the ol' burst out hee-haw guffaw.  Have some.

 

[Homesickhorn 2202]

On my way to San Antonio from Houston two days ago. Yes, this was on I-10 between Mason and Westgreen. So yeah…Katy.

[BERT 4358]

5 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

It's going to get ugly if this is reversed to a touchdown. 

Future Man, is that you?? 

[Gidnik 3268]

3 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

On my way to San Antonio from Houston two days ago. Yes, this was on I-10 between Mason and Westgreen. So yeah…Katy.

Why am I not surprised that an aggy drives a Honda ridgline?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

9 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Random: even after the worst 12 year football span in Texas history, we still have more longhorns (34) currently playing the nfl than aggy does (33). And aggy is having arguably their 2nd best 12 year football span ever

After a year of hearing about 5-7, the fact they are fighting for that record this weekend is absolutely glorious.

[Js1 85302]

9 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

That's for TAMIU or International aggy in Laredo.  A consistent rival of UT-Austin, right?  

TAMI(fl)U

[DaggerHorns 3083]

4 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

On my way to San Antonio from Houston two days ago. Yes, this was on I-10 between Mason and Westgreen. So yeah…Katy.

Those are pretty good trucks. Perfect for shopping malls and other disappointing journeys in life.

[Pimphand 5735]

Aggy dominates one thing and they dominate it well

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/35085584/college-football-bottom-10-tennessee-lands-list

[Tex Pete 20339]

2 hours ago, Gidnik said:

Why am I not surprised that an aggy drives a Honda ridgline?

My thought exactly. Subarus are much more manly vehicles. 

[MAUFRAIS 6622]

Worst Jenga players ever.

https://www.target.com/p/masterpieces-game-day-ncaa-texas-a-m-aggies-officially-licensed-tumble-tower-real-wood-blocks/-/A-87306941

[Bullneck 19073]

I'm starting to like this Amanda gal:

 

 

Edited November 25, 2022 by Bullneck

[Longhornstampede 3181]

On 11/22/2022 at 2:56 AM, Gidnik said:

 

It's like the Dread Pirate Roberts. Same name different person assumed the role. But the pirate wasn't a dork, because he was a pirate. 

[Horn80 6117]

Fitting the school that endlessly talks about the 12th man turdition that chickened out of playing in bowl game last year can’t qualify this year.  Hope aggy gets humiliated by LSU and twists the knife causing their vaunted fans to leave before halftime.

[coachherman'sgrill 2102]

Hope springs eternal......

[tx 3 putt 76891]

 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Gay

[ForTheCorner 51]

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Imagine packing a structurally unsound steel pile on a cold and rainy-ass Friday night for some mouthbreather in overalls to quote a Conor Macgregor reaction video at you.

hope kissing that date was worth it lmfao

[SHOOTER12 8800]

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

As the old saying goes...if you find yourself in a hole...quit digging.

[Crapinon 2253]

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Doesn't count. He didn't mention ol' Rock, the good ag

[GreenspointTexas 9600]

Lmao. Goddamn they are pathetic

[jimmyjazz 45897]

"and I heard that tu is gladly accepting."

Huh?  Getting into Texas is extraordinarily difficult at this point.  Getting into A&M isn't.  Sick burn, bro.

[dcar00 14178]

On 11/24/2022 at 8:10 PM, Bevo&Pevo said:

Not gonna lie, that was a GLORIOUS 3 seconds.  I was bombarded with aggy BS for 3 quarters,14 minutes and 57 seconds.  After the ball cleared the uprights, I turned around and said, "I don't think I need to say anything.  Scoreboard says enough".

Little did we know we had the best(and probably most clutch) kicker in NFL history to take that pressure packed kick.

[OB3 3608]

 

[Teryor 4458]

got beaten by a second

Edited November 26, 2022 by Teryor

[Nueces River Rat 5538]

16 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

Those are pretty good trucks. Perfect for shopping malls and other disappointing journeys in life.

It’s not really a truck.   Lol.   It’s more like a Honda Pilot without the third row seats and hatch.  

[GreenspointTexas 9600]

22 minutes ago, OB3 said:

 

Hahahahahahahahahahhahaah

[Laxtonto 12080]

 

 

[Wally Pryor 5261]

49 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

It's a shame these pep rallies aren't held more than 5 or 6 times a year. They really are pure comedic gold. Never disappoints.

[Tex Pete 20339]

9 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

 

 

Hilarious!

[mchookem 16325]

legit lololmao 🤣🤣🤣

[TrashMaster G 17551]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

The percentage of aggy students that could have gotten into Texas is a lot lower than he seems to think.

[jimmyjazz 45897]

10 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Hilarious!

That was extremely well done.  Kudos to the LSU dudes.

[40acredropout 2902]

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

That was extremely well done.  Kudos to the LSU dudes.

You can tell the dude watched the tape when at 4:05 he does the half spin with fancy hands to lead into his whoop.  Textbook.

[Topper13 3258]

24 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

 

 

I'm dead. 

[jimmyjazz 45897]

I wish I could say it was evidence that the rest of the world has caught up to A&M's bullshit, but LSU has been dialed into that quagmire for decades.

Still, I'm laughing.  

WE TOLD YOU.

[TexasMan 10891]

 

[Modessit 5598]

"From the inside we can't explain it. From the outside you can't understand it."

[Cairn Horn88 8260]

2 hours ago, dcar00 said:

Little did we know we had the best(and probably most clutch) kicker in NFL history to take that pressure packed kick.

aggy was totally tucked that night.

[NameAlreadyInUse 5111]

4 hours ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Gay

Don’t you put that evil on us motherfucker!!

[Deej 76758]

7 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Hope springs eternal......

Unless he was bow hunting, sounds like he was hunting illegally. 

[Leanderman 2275]

I cannot wait for L$U to push in the gomers turds. The dead dogs will be rolling over in their graves. Quite a few of my neighbors are L$U grads, I will tell them I am behind them today 100 percent.