Tell Me About Texas a&m

[nnm 37930]

If by “stripe the stands” they mean “leave them empty,” I’m sure they’ll succeed. 

 

[WBT 20987]

I'm glad we never do any of that dress up look at me bullshit.  Whiteots, blackouts, stripes...just wear your school colors.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9514]

7 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

That was extremely well done.  Kudos to the LSU dudes.

Don't you mean "L - S - poo poo" dudes, you damn t-sip?

[Doc Daneeka 6793]

36 minutes ago, nnm said:

If by “stripe the stands” they mean “leave them empty,” I’m sure they’ll succeed. 

 

Great day to own a seat cover business there, maybe. 

[Dennis Taylor 19366]

Looks like 'Lil Cooper made a trip to DKR Friday. Probably cheering for Bible aggy to stay on brand. Fun fact: 'Lil Coop was relegated to Sea aggy campus, couldn't quite get in at the mothership just yet. Either way, sorry you got sent home disappointed 

 

 

[Dewey 3333]

9 hours ago, 40acredropout said:

You can tell the dude watched the tape when at 4:05 he does the half spin with fancy hands to lead into his whoop.  Textbook.

Fancy hands is awesome. Lol

[Mittens 8755]

21 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Fun fact: 'Lil Coop was relegated to Sea aggy campus, couldn't quite get in at the mothership just yet.

That's awesome.  I hate that little cunt.  He's been shittalking on Twitter and social media since he was like a freshman in HS.  If he got hit by a cement truck, I'd have 1000 rainbow balloons delivered to his funeral and call those Westboro Baptist bitches w/ the address.

[Elmer_Fudd 23017]

Let's see what SEC Rant thinks about the latest midnight yell.

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/heres-tonights-yell-practice/105636361/

[Wally Pryor 5410]

Nathan looks like the 11-1/2 man. 

Woop.

[ClubWhatever 12317]

7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Let's see what SEC Rant thinks about the latest midnight yell.

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/heres-tonights-yell-practice/105636361/

“Best university in the SEC”.  He forgot to say SEC West*.   Vanderbilt, Georgia, and Florida are all significantly better.  
 

*Until 2024. 

Edited November 26, 2022 by ClubWhatever

[jimmyjazz 47231]

Quote

"Why did LSU change their field from grass to artificial turf?"

"To keep their cheerleaders from grazing on the field."

*leg kick*

WHOOP

 

 

Edited November 26, 2022 by jimmyjazz

[DFW Horn 6666]

11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Blonde in the 2nd Row, middle, had better not get too close to Jabba on her left.

Looks to me like he ate a cheerleader at some point. (*consumed)

Edited November 26, 2022 by DFW Horn
Giggity

[MAUFRAIS 6742]

Seems like we’re going to be severely outnumbered in dude cheerleaders and girl twirlers in the SEC.

[C-Man 27790]

Unless he was bow hunting, sounds like he was hunting illegally. 

Or else his whole story is simply made up

[Pimphand 6373]

I still wish we would have joined the Pac 16 back in 2012 and fled the BDF then at least then we would have had some competition from the cheerleaders instead we will get beatdown by the trisomy 21 brigade and yet it will still be better than the BDF.

[DFW Horn 6666]

10 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Seems like we’re going to be severely outnumbered in dude cheerleaders and girl twirlers in the SEC.

Texas Pom > Twirlers? IDGAF about dude cheerleaders

 

[C-Man 27790]

Looks like 'Lil Cooper made a trip to DKR Friday. Probably cheering for Bible aggy to stay on brand. Fun fact: 'Lil Coop was relegated to Sea aggy campus, couldn't quite get in at the mothership just yet. Either way, sorry you got sent home disappointed 
 
 

Who is Lil Cooper?

[Slacks 7066]

started the season ranked 6.

Laugh.

[Dennis Taylor 19366]

8 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Who is Lil Cooper?

A wanna- be Taylor Hamm

[Wally Pryor 5410]

[conVINCEd 21477]

10 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Who is Lil Cooper?

Lil Wayne’s lil brother.

[Dewey 3333]

15 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Or else his whole story is simply made up

Couldn't be on account that gomer doesn't lie, steal or cheat, and it's a hunting story. 

[DFW Horn 6666]

3 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Desmond makes late-career Corso look like a goddam genius.

[C-Man 27790]

Fucking moron

[Wally Pryor 5410]

11 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Fucking moron

It truly is amazing that he is still employed by Disney. Brings absolutely nothing to the set and more times than not simply doesn't seem to know what he's talking about.  

Desmond is good at saying "Wow", I'll give him that. Has the market cornered on those 3 letters.

 

Edited November 26, 2022 by Wally Pryor

[ASDFASDF 266]

3 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

It truly is amazing that he is still employed by Disney. Brings absolutely nothing to the set and more times than not simply doesn't seem to know what he's talking about.  

Desmond is good at saying "Wow", I'll give him that. Has the market cornered on those 3 letters.

 

[jimmyjazz 47231]

Here's how bad Desmond is:  Mike Hardge would be an upgrade.  Bonus, he'd be off my radio.

[Treefidy 1507]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

 

 

Looks like the photographer is a guy laying on the ground without pants on.

[Pimphand 6373]

Bilbo will have the hobbits ready to get boofed by the corndogs

4-8 spanked by App State

[deft 7061]

If by “stripe the stands” they mean “leave them empty,” I’m sure they’ll succeed. 
 

I feel like we haven’t talked about how fucking ugly that stadium is in some time. They crow on and on about having more money than god and facilities but that is one ugly ass upgrade they paid for over there. It’s like a truck bed welded on to the back of a Chevy lumina and then the bondo was put on by a blind guy and never sanded.

[Biff Tannen 46173]

13 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

"and I heard that tu is gladly accepting."

Huh?  Getting into Texas is extraordinarily difficult at this point.  Getting into A&M isn't.  Sick burn, bro.

Also, I was not aware highway 6 went to Austin.

[MH BEVO 1265]

Do we anticipate a long list of…. “Injuries” or “illness” today?

[StrippersAndNobelPrizes 855]

13 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Also, I was not aware highway 6 went to Austin.

Did they actually mention Hwy 6 in reference to UT?

 

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

27 minutes ago, MH BEVO said:

Do we anticipate a long list of…. “Injuries” or “illness” today?

Today is the LSU Bowl……they’ll try to have all dudes on hand to see if they can get a Jimbo bonus win today.  Portals open manana!

[Neonmoon 38130]

Don’t portals technically open Dec 5?

I guess since Aggy season is done after today, they open tomorrow for them basically 

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Don’t portals technically open Dec 5?

I guess since Aggy season is done after today, they open tomorrow for them basically 

I think you are correct…..manana will be pre-portal prep day.

[Macanudo 13328]

Mizzou won to become bowl eligible.  Quite the big ask for Vandy and Auburn to win but if they did, the entire SEC would be bowl eligible. 

Except the Aggies.

 

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

Irony

[Crapinon 2381]

4 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Irony

Texags had a thread on the game yesterday. On the first page someone made a reference to RG3 saying this in pregame. Instead of commenting on it being funny or in poor taste, the 1st page turned in a big argument on race. 

[jimmyjazz 47231]

2 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

Texags had a thread on the game yesterday. On the first page someone made a reference to RG3 saying this in pregame. Instead of commenting on it being funny or in poor taste, the 1st page turned in a big argument on race. 

I can't stop laughing at this.

[Steel Shank 9556]

14 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

"and I heard that tu is gladly accepting."

Huh?  Getting into Texas is extraordinarily difficult at this point.  Getting into A&M isn't.  Sick burn, bro.

It's harder getting into South Austin's mom's panties than it is getting into aggy.

[Cajun 11778]

NSIAP -

https://twitter.com/MattMoscona/status/1596346803196157953?s=20&t=HlphSBPIwcou8c0wK-6DnQ

Edited November 26, 2022 by Cajun

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2115]

9 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

It's harder getting into South Austin's mom's panties than it is getting into aggy.

Please make this the new motto!

[Pimphand 6373]

Muy with the ultimate moral victory

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3344786

We almost didnt totally suck!

[WBT 20987]

1 hour ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

Did they actually mention Hwy 6 in reference to UT?

 

Nah, you just have to take hwy 6 for awhile to get anywhere when leaving that podunk town

[WBT 20987]

3 hours ago, Pimphand said:

4-8 spanked by App State

Remember all the 8T4 memes this offseason?

Edited November 26, 2022 by WBT

[CooterBrown 18289]

It's harder getting into South Austin's mom's panties than it is getting into aggy.

Narrator: She doesn’t even own panties.

[Cajun 11778]

^^What would be the point other than to waste time?

[deft 7061]

Keeps the musk on the pelt

ARISTOCRATS

[wood 11766]

1 hour ago, Cajun said:

NSIAP -

https://twitter.com/MattMoscona/status/1596346803196157953?s=20&t=HlphSBPIwcou8c0wK-6DnQ

"What else did you like about College Station?"

"All the championships" 

:hysterical laughter: