Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Dennis Taylor 19372]

 

 

[Leanderman 2367]

So will the gomers include a tour to sully statue and the kow kream robe collection for Grimes?

[AeroHorn 793]

3 hours ago, Chopper said:

Lifted from the comments

Marquis Groves-Killebrew

Committed 12/15/2021

Transfer Portal 12/15/2022

 

 

 

The bag comes with a one year vesting period? Or maybe long term gains on bag options? I don’t know; I am not an accountant. 

[oldhorn2 447]

Aggy booster is sorta like....no, exactly like a blackmail victim that has to keep paying more and more with no end in sight. They are gonna have to pony up for Big NIL money to try and rebuild the team.... And they still have Jimbo.

 

 

All the while thinking they should have thought the whole thing through.

[Armybrat 41429]

[tx ind 7057]

I remember a couple months ago a post game locker room  speech from Jimbo that got posted; dudes were beyond disinterested and we’re seeing the fallout now.

[Blotto 24042]

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3349792

thread about the following, which leads to a discussion of the corps. 

per usual, I could only make it a couple of pages into a debate by those fucking weirdos, but there's some funny shit in there

 

[Xminus6 839]

15 minutes ago, Blotto said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3349792

thread about the following, which leads to a discussion of the corps. 

per usual, I could only make it a couple of pages into a debate by those fucking weirdos, but there's some funny shit in there

 

selling insurance to Aggies.

[tx ind 7057]

Probably belongs in 9.95 but still funny nonetheless

 

 

[Sandbagging Steve 982]

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3349792

thread about the following, which leads to a discussion of the corps. 

per usual, I could only make it a couple of pages into a debate by those fucking weirdos, but there's some funny shit in there

 

Nerd admits to playing make believe Army in college and then boasts that he's not socially awkward while having the following as his signature:

Trump 2024

Jimbo 2023 

This is the only way

As if the socially awkward would ever be able to prepare a self-evaluation.

[TKthunder2 5059]

No CR so I’ll skip the second one (but at least I understand what it means), but wtf does Jimbo 2023 mean?

Is he running for Mayor or something?

[mchookem 16779]

4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

 

[Updawg 2387]

Nerd admits to playing make believe Army in college and then boasts that he's not socially awkward while having the following as his signature:
Trump 2024
Jimbo 2023 
This is the only way
As if the socially awkward would ever be able to prepare a self-evaluation.

It’s amazing how many there are.

It should just be a cult like 5k that is isolated

[CustersDoctor 585]

Aggie portal defections now at 25.

https://thespun.com/college-football/sec-program-reportedly-had-25-players-enter-transfer-portal

[Funk Doctor Spock 13290]

11 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Even Rip Van Winkle didn't sleep as long as the aggy "giant"

Rip Van Aggy 

[Leanderman 2367]

"Aggie portal defections now at 25."

Another gomer turdition for sure, come on gomers let us go for 50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Bevo14 8469]

14 hours ago, Blotto said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3349792

thread about the following, which leads to a discussion of the corps. 

per usual, I could only make it a couple of pages into a debate by those fucking weirdos, but there's some funny shit in there

 

His career:

[Magus Ossis 3004]

It must be painful for aggy to realize that they aren’t even eligible to forfeit their bowl in a year that UAB has won one.

[Kel Varnsen 8749]

Largest Portal Class in NCAA History! Put it on the wall!!

[Jkwellborn 7049]

Largest Portal Class in NCAA History! Put it on the wall!!

I wonder how many they have by the time the dust settles.

[RomaVicta 30613]

They're just depth guys not big contributors. Jimbo's got this.

[YGIFS 19458]

17 hours ago, Armybrat said:

I like the Texas decal, but otherwise it has to be of cold comfort to advertise you're mentally retarded while driving.  Poor bastard.  

 

Also, thoughts and prayers go out to the city of Fort Worth.  Which I like a lot.  Aggie going to open up a full-fledged branch campus there in the very near future.  

Edited December 17, 2022 by YGIFS

[Pimphand 6376]

 

[Steel Shank 9558]

that's ice cold

[Deej 77857]

1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

 

They aren't counting meat judging?

[YGIFS 19458]

When are these Aggie half-tards gonna bullshit-fund their athletic department with digital trading cards?  

[MontereyMX 955]

2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

When are these Aggie half-tards gonna bullshit-fund their athletic department with digital trading cards?  

you need to be careful with what you wish far.  lol

[Deej 77857]

19 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

When are these Aggie half-tards gonna bullshit-fund their athletic department with digital trading cards?  

They are still setting up their yell leader car wash and calendar.

[Pimphand 6376]

Hahahahah

 

[Pimphand 6376]

 

[Pimphand 6376]

Twitter is not an aggy safe space

 

[deadshank 24654]

 

 

[hornian 5299]

3 hours ago, Pimphand said:

 

 

this would have been more apropos 

[deadshank 24654]

1 minute ago, hornian said:

 

this would have been more apropos 

 

[GreenspointTexas 9989]

With the volleyball national championship tonight, we now have more national championships in the last 10 years than aggy has in their entire 150 year history

[Henry Hill 3156]

5 hours ago, deadshank said:

 

 

Good biography. Add it to the hall.

[markstanco 12804]

I wonder how many they have by the time the dust settles.

Spring ball typically loses a few. But I bet the remaining kids stay since they are down to 60ish scholarships most will stay. Grab 20 HS kids and 10 transfers.

Playing the mercenary thing with paying big bucks for 5 star players is interesting for kids not used to redneck east texas football. It will be fun to watch going forward.

[markstanco 12804]

With the volleyball national championship tonight, we now have more national championships in the last 10 years than aggy has in their entire 150 year history

Are you including meat judging? I bet not.

[Doctor of Neighborhood 439]

8 hours ago, markstanco said:

Are you including meat judging? I bet not.

 

[DFW Horn 6670]

13 minutes ago, Doctor of Neighborhood said:

 

The Boss Hogg of meat-judging.

[Doc Daneeka 6793]

23 minutes ago, Doctor of Neighborhood said:

 

 

 

There’s a “have they ever even seen any meat” joke to be made here, but I have to get to church. 

[GTNY 285]

15 hours ago, Pimphand said:

 

Is this midnight yell?

[quigley 1565]

31 minutes ago, Doctor of Neighborhood said:

 

 

 

New definition of 12(th) - Man: picture with a bunch of 12th place finishers and dudes: 12, 12, dude, 12,12,12,dude, 12,12,12, 1, dude

Holy shit! What even is this? Serious question. Any random collection of college-aged women has to be better than this.

[tx ind 7057]

Does the meat judging team have to deal with recruiting, redshirts, scholarships, portal, etc?  If so, Jimbo needs go study how they are successful and apply it.

[RomaVicta 30613]

Hard to avoid a red shirt when judging meat.

[Deej 77857]

3 hours ago, Doctor of Neighborhood said:

How did young John Sharp travel forward in time?

[Lou_Sassle 2995]

4 hours ago, Doctor of Neighborhood said:

 

4th one from the right looks like Corky from Life Goes On....or maybe Rocky from Mask

Edited December 18, 2022 by Lou_Sassle

[Reese Bennett 3664]

This is a fun little site to play around with. For instance, the smallest asteroid I could come up with that would totally obliterate Kyle Field is 200 feet in diameter traveling at 2,000 mph and hitting the 50-yard line at a 45 degree angle.

https://neal.fun/asteroid-launcher/

[Gaffords 778]

3 hours ago, quigley said:

 

New definition of 12(th) - Man: picture with a bunch of 12th place finishers and dudes: 12, 12, dude, 12,12,12,dude, 12,12,12, 1, dude

Holy shit! What even is this? Serious question. Any random collection of college-aged women has to be better than this.

I believe that "1" is a bobblehead.

[deft 7063]

It better get here fast or there won’t be anything left to destroy at the rate jimbo is going