Jump to content

Tell Me About Texas a&m

MrPhlegm

By MrPhlegm
in Football

 Share

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 78.9k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • Longboard Horn

    2165

  • Randolph Duke

    2141

  • Deej

    2061

  • Cairn Horn88

    1601

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Popular Posts

MachoMan
MachoMan
Mittens
Mittens
TexLonghorn
TexLonghorn

Posted Images

Dennis Taylor

Dennis Taylor 18679

Posted
Posted
1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Speaking of aggy Galveston, here's a throwback from Mardi Gras 2014. The fake Navy showed up late for the parade and still marched after it was over. Oh aggy, never stop being you! 

713efbe6c195937de9b2d38cb08eab6b--mardi-

This would be hard to believe if it was any other group of morons...but it is so perfectly aggy that it's easy to understand 

  • Hook 'Em 2
  • Like 3
  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
GhostofDanJones

GhostofDanJones 336

Posted
Posted
4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Speaking of aggy Galveston, here's a throwback from Mardi Gras 2014. The fake Navy showed up late for the parade and still marched after it was over. Oh aggy, never stop being you! 

713efbe6c195937de9b2d38cb08eab6b--mardi-

Geez what losers. All that trash they're walking through really says a lot about their "military program."

Also obligatory:

 EYyX.gif?resize=479,366&ssl=1

  • Haha 7
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Tex Pete

Tex Pete 20136

Posted
Posted
21 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

It's turdition that UT hosts aggy in even years, you dumb sonofabitch.

aggy sure can pick 'em, huh?

They've always been petulant children. They ran away from the Big 12 like pussies because they were tired of getting their asses beaten.

They had been negotiating behind the backs of all of their conference mates for at least a couple of years, even before the Longhorn Network was being discussed. They made sure to run away after playing the presumed-last game of the series at Pyle Field, of course thinking they would win and have scoreboard. It was petty and spiteful, and blew up in their fucktarded faces, much like an overheated jizz jar at the bonfire.

Now of course they want the next game to be at Pyle despite the series ending previously because of their own pettiness and lack of integrity as an institution.

  • Hook 'Em 5
  • Like 1
  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Vertigo

Vertigo 20257

Posted
Posted
7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Speaking of aggy Galveston, here's a throwback from Mardi Gras 2014. The fake Navy showed up late for the parade and still marched after it was over. Oh aggy, never stop being you! 

713efbe6c195937de9b2d38cb08eab6b--mardi-

Wait a minute.. so the corps in Galveston is fake Navy while the corps in Colleyville is fake Army? Are the other campuses other fake branches of the military? 
 

How much valor can one institution steal?

  • Like 4
  • Haha 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
ChickenNuggets

ChickenNuggets 1610

Posted
Posted
On 2/17/2023 at 9:49 AM, Crapinon said:

I try to stay off Texags but sometimes it's a good source of lunacy and humor. A writer at the Battalion suggest they quit worrying about the University of Texas (she get s called out for this naming heresy) and that they do act like the crazy ex-girlfriend. So 1/2 of Texags go crazy ex-girlfriend to say how she's wrong. 

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3361655/1 

Texags is as amusing as the pontification posted in our own CR room... I go once a week to get my giggles at the lunacy.

  • Hook 'Em 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Cairn Horn88

Cairn Horn88 8148

Posted
Posted
On 2/20/2023 at 12:40 PM, fatheryeet said:

All that talk Aggy was gonna host the first game? Turns out aggy may have prematurely shot their wad again, from The Athletic:

  Hide contents

One thing Bjork is certain of: The return of the rivalry will take place at Kyle Field. Asked why he’s so sure, he said, “just because of everything that’s transpired, and that’s something that we’ve expressed to the SEC, and I guess we’ll just leave it at that.”

Bjork, who first relayed that expectation last year to the Houston Chronicle, declined to say he received such assurances from Sankey or the league office, but added: “Let’s just say that is a very, very firm position from our standpoint.”

Del Conte, however, said, “that’s all news to me.”

“I haven’t heard that from anybody,” Del Conte said. “I read it somewhere, I just haven’t heard it from the powers that be. … As far as I know, that’s just internet fodder.”

Well, aggy knows fodder!

Link to comment
Share on other sites
markstanco

markstanco 12489

Posted
Posted
20 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Wait a minute.. so the corps in Galveston is fake Navy while the corps in Colleyville is fake Army? Are the other campuses other fake branches of the military? 
 

How much valor can one institution steal?

When they open up this Ft. Worth campus, maybe they can all get cowboy hats, chaps, boots, etc.  They could come up with a creative name like..."Texas Cowboys"

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Lidig8r

Lidig8r 1852

Posted
Posted
On 2/21/2023 at 7:25 AM, Armybrat said:

His wife is on the left…

 

3F6593F2-1ED5-4CFC-BE58-03416FD13294.jpeg

In  my younger years, I had a bit of a cavalierly loose interpretation of my own morality.

Having said that, I have seen THAT look in women's eyes before.

YOU WERE SWINGERS!!!!

Brat... you Magnificent Bastard you!

  • Hook 'Em 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
nnm

nnm 35991

Posted
Posted
6 hours ago, Lidig8r said:

In  my younger years, I had a bit of a cavalierly loose interpretation of my own morality.

Having said that, I have seen THAT look in women's eyes before.

YOU WERE SWINGERS!!!!

Brat... you Magnificent Bastard you!

WERE?

You think Brat’s maturity has reduced his virility?  Senior centers are hotbeds of STDs. Viagra has made them dens of iniquity. Y’all yunguns don’t have the corner on hedonism  


https://www.everydayhealth.com/stds/rise-sharply-among-older-americans/

STDs Rise Sharply Among Older Americans

Is the summer of love making a comeback for baby boomers and the silent generation?

  • Haha 1
  • Fuck Around and Find Out 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
 Share
Go to topic listing


Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

×
×
  • Create New...