Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Beau Vine 54261]

1 hour ago, OrangEngr said:

What, no Jodhpurs on the baseball uniform??? Can’t even do fake fake army uniforms right

Repped for teaching me a new word!

[deft 6857]

The players can wear their fancy boots and boot slide into the bases too.

[Wishbone 4762]

10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Waldo alert!

[Deej 76841]

10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

That'll have aggy pining for the good old days when they actually won something and there were no colored people or women around. 

[bar 396]

23 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Said no one ever. 

My uncle still complains about that tournament game against UCLA from 15 years ago.

[Herpa Derpa 6126]

20 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

I see a lot of companionship in those boys. Lot of looks of love and soft touches. 

NTTIAWWT.

[SamsCorner 395]

13 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Cannot forget the sea gomers drive halfway across the city 24/7 365 days a year to hold watch on a ship that is moored up. 

Say wat?

[Longboard Horn 40378]

Speaking of the sea gomers, here's a guy I went to high school with and was in Boy Scouts with. Nice kid, but still aggy so.... He is currently on active duty orders with the Navy Reserve at Texas A&M Maritime Academy's Naval Science Department as a Liaison Officer for the Strategic Sealift Officer Force.

[Deej 76841]

NTTAWWT...

[66BUFF 2564]

On 2/20/2023 at 7:33 AM, South Austin said:

Abe Lemon’s what?

 

[tbone_ 14131]

He is currently on active duty orders with the Navy Reserve at Texas A&M Maritime Academy's Naval Science Department as a Liaison Officer for the Strategic Sealift Officer Force.

Wtff does this even mean?

[nnm 36470]

28 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Speaking of the sea gomers, here's a guy I went to high school with and was in Boy Scouts with. Nice kid, but still aggy so.... He is currently on active duty orders with the Navy Reserve at Texas A&M Maritime Academy's Naval Science Department as a Liaison Officer for the Strategic Sealift Officer Force.

Just like the actual ROTC guys at aggy, I have no problem with this guy because he’s actually committed to real military, even if he has some BS posting. It’s the rest of fake army and the stolen valor culture they’ve built around it that are so offensive.
 

Every school, including <gasp> ol’ tu has ROTC (shockingly to aggy, UT students bled and died in WWII, just like students from virtually every other university).  But aggy is the only school that isn’t actually affiliated with the military that has co-opted all the military trappings and presented itself as a military academy. And particularly egregious is co-opting people like Carswell as aggy, even though he wanted nothing to do with them and actually lettered in football and graduated TCU.

[Native Horn 3504]

17 hours ago, TexasBeta said:

Over on SEC Rant - b/c a slow day. Posted by some aggy proud of this - Fake Army Uniform for Baseball Team - 

 

x, x, x, x, 3

[Longboard Horn 40378]

26 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Wtff does this even mean?

Nobody knows 

[MontereyMX 869]

55 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Speaking of the sea gomers, here's a guy I went to high school with and was in Boy Scouts with. Nice kid, but still aggy so.... He is currently on active duty orders with the Navy Reserve at Texas A&M Maritime Academy's Naval Science Department as a Liaison Officer for the Strategic Sealift Officer Force.

that fucking figurelli?

[Longboard Horn 40378]

8 minutes ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

that fucking figurelli?

Don't compare that kid to figurelli. Unlike Danny boy this kid isn't racist or a piece of shit. 

[Hagbard Celine 10875]

On 2/21/2023 at 4:22 AM, Longboard Horn said:

The fake Navy at aggy Galveston getting ready for Mardi Gras 

what is the cosplay rationale for having the dog in new orleans?

why?

[South Austin 52521]

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

what is the cosplay rationale for having the dog in new orleans?

why?

She's the highest ranking member of the Corps of Cadets.  They'd be lost without her.

[Hagbard Celine 10875]

On 2/21/2023 at 4:30 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Speaking of aggy Galveston, here's a throwback from Mardi Gras 2014. The fake Navy showed up late for the parade and still marched after it was over. Oh aggy, never stop being you! 

@aggypedia please enter this if it's not already in the wiki

[Hagbard Celine 10875]

On 2/21/2023 at 7:25 AM, Armybrat said:

His wife is on the left…

 

this is how you fulfill regulatory requirements

x, 1, 1, x

[Tex Pete 20402]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

She's the highest ranking member of the Corps of Cadets.  They'd be lost without her.

Somebody has to bark orders at them. They're the only group of people dumb enough to follow a dog's orders.

[South Austin 52521]

Just now, Tex Pete said:

Somebody has to bark orders at them. They're the only group of people dumb enough to follow a dog's orders.

Does David Berkowitz have an aggy degree?

[Tex Pete 20402]

1 hour ago, Native Horn said:

x, x, x, x, 3

We see you answer. I think you're going to have to show your work.

[ChickenNuggets 1631]

40 minutes ago, South Austin said:

She's the highest ranking member of the Corps of Cadets.  They'd be lost without her.

The highest ranking member of the Corp is such a bitch....

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

39 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Somebody has to bark orders at them. They're the only group of people dumb enough to follow a dog's orders.

My dog barks orders at me and if I don’t obey I have a mess to clean up

[markstanco 12581]

20 hours ago, TexasBeta said:

Over on SEC Rant - b/c a slow day. Posted by some aggy proud of this - Fake Army Uniform for Baseball Team - 

 

[Tex Pete 20402]

23 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

My dog barks orders at me and if I don’t obey I have a mess to clean up

I am going to assume your dog barks basic orders such as "Feed me"" or "Let me go outside."

Theirs tells them things like "Hey! Why don't you boot goof down this piece of cement" or "Class dismissed!" or "Those other dead Reveilles need to see the score of the football games through the feet of dirt you shoveled on top of them" or "Now is the time to squeezez  "You should major in Chicken Fucking" or "Attack that cheerleader with a sword because he walked on the football field I just took a shit on!" or "Throw some horseshit into the tee yew band" or "Haphazardly build a huge unstable stack of logs while you're drunk" or "Try sucking some guys' dicks through a hole in a bathroom stall wall" or "Whip your dick out in your car and ask every girl who comes by 'Can you help me with this?' " or "John, It would be a great idea to admit any doofus who applies to this university so we can be bigger than tee yew."

[TrashMaster G 17568]

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Don't compare that kid to figurelli. Unlike Danny boy this kid isn't racist or a piece of shit. 

He LOOKS like Figurelli.  Tell him to consider plastic surgery.

[Fudge Nuggets 19207]

22 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

It occurred to me that usc and ucla probably don’t jump for the big 10 if Texas and ou don’t do the sec move.

So why aren’t they giving us credit for killing the pac 10 too?

Texas : Athletic conferences as Ted Bundy : Chi O’s

Edited February 24, 2023 by Fudge Nuggets

[Guadaloopy 10975]

4 hours ago, Native Horn said:

x, x, x, x, 3

The 3 implies the existence of a 1 and 2.  NTTAWWT.

[Native Horn 3504]

7 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

The 3 implies the existence of a 1 and 2.  NTTAWWT.

Nah, just don't think she's worthy of a 1 or 2.  

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

14 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Nah, just don't think she's worthy of a 1 or 2.  

Meh, I would give her a golden shower or Cleveland steamer 

[Kel Varnsen 8539]

7 hours ago, Native Horn said:

Nah, just don't think she's worthy of a 1 or 2.  

[ousux 5598]

this is how you fulfill regulatory requirements
x, 1, 1, x

Don't lie, you'd be all over young brat

NTTAWWT

[Jkwellborn 6713]

My heat transfer prof had an Olds 442.  It was a rustbucket, but was presumably nice when he bought it.
I'm pretty sure most people had no idea what the 4-4-2 meant.

I’m pretty sure when they came out people did.

[Jkwellborn 6713]

I never did like having my pic taken much.

You afraid it was gonna steal your soul or something?

[markstanco 12581]

We need JT to chime in.

[RomaVicta 29936]

Jeezus. Guy makes joke that isn't bad by bending a tired tradition, and he gets taken to the World Court for trying something new.

[JRThorn 30]

A little but of knowledge from an aggy in sec rant

[JRThorn 30]

1 minute ago, JRThorn said:

A little but of knowledge from an aggy in sec rant

*A little bit , not but 

 

 

[SHOOTER12 8811]

17 minutes ago, JRThorn said:

A little but of knowledge from an aggy in sec rant

Boy the fish camp brainwashing really had the desired effect on that moron.

[tbone_ 14131]

Vibrant huh? Lol

[QuesoEspecial 255]

How does aggy reconcile their argument that when they were playing football as a military school (according to their claims) Army at West Point won 3 National Championships and 3 Heisman trophies? They still underperformed as a fake military football school…some things never change 🤷‍♂️

[Beau Vine 54261]

1 hour ago, QuesoEspecial said:

How does aggy reconcile their argument that when they were playing football as a military school (according to their claims) Army at West Point won 3 National Championships and 3 Heisman trophies? They still underperformed as a fake military football school…some things never change 🤷‍♂️

aggy reconcile?  Are you new here?

[Deej 76841]

I seem to recall for National Titles for Texas since 1939, but I guess that makes us even. 

[Dennis Taylor 18837]

On 2/24/2023 at 1:16 PM, Native Horn said:

Nah, just don't think she's worthy of a 1 or 2.  

[Dennis Taylor 18837]

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Edited February 25, 2023 by Dennis Taylor

[Dennis Taylor 18837]

aggy hoping to avoid getting swept at home tomorrow by something called the Portland Pilots 

 

[RomaVicta 29936]

 

Who hasn't won dick.

It's a shame working up a froth while shouting lies isn't a sanctioned NCAA sport. A&M would rule!

[billfromlaketravis 11519]

So I was listening to Houston sports talk yesterday. aggy's home network in Houston is ESPN 97.5. They played their promo and it went like this : 

"We don't play for national recognition, we play for aggy nation!" 

Yeah, no shit aggy doesn't play for national championships.