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18 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"This tweet was made for MrPhlegm. Too bad he’s in a Turkish prison."

Playing  "Hide the soap in the showers with the other prisoners"?

There’s soap in Turkish prisons???

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Corn Maze:

  • Unlikely to collapse and kill any drunken students.
  • So far, only a dozen severed toes from errant hoe application.
  • Teaches us that corn doesn't cut itself down to make a maze.
  • Takes enormous skill and work raising corn and cutting a maze. Only Aggies and aliens have this unique ability!
  • Provides the epitome of God's beauty: a sunflower field in College Station, Texas. 
  • Provides another way for Aggies to do something then fuck it up with a giant aTm logo.

 

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4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Love your avatar.   Friend/wife of yours?  Got more pic.  But FMEO.

She’s a close friend. 
plenty of pics, but FMEO.

FYI:

those are 60 y.o. Boobies……

And they are  fantabulous!!!!

 

 

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Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, TexasTroll said:

She’s a close friend. 
plenty of pics, but FMEO.

FYI:

those are 60 y.o. Boobies……

And they are  fantabulous!!!!

 

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8 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Yeah, whatever.  You should share with your surly brothers.

Yeah, I had a guy at work try and make a similar pitch. Before that, when a guy said something like "your wife is beautiful" I assumed it was just a compliment not an invitation to a swingers evening.

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aTm

average to mediocre.  It's the Applebee's of higher education.  The Chili's of athletics.  Nothing horrible, just that they are so goddamn content to just be in the middle.

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

aTm

average to mediocre.  It's the Applebee's of higher education.  The Chili's of athletics.  Nothing horrible, just that they are so goddamn content to just be in the middle.

Bruh what part of A&M athletics compares to the  greatness of Chili’s southwest egg rolls and big mouth bites?

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3 hours ago, Deej said:

Every planet, dumbass.

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The only one that matters, Earth. 
12thMan9 has never traveled further than Bryan, probably doesn’t really believe there are other ‘planets’. 

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Posted
12 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

True story:  reaction to two straight runs up the middle stuffed after having 1st and goal, down by 20, with 7 minutes left. 

Wrong: He had just read one of Derka’s posts.

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