Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Blotto 24044]

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Port Arthur, TX is closer, mileage-wise, to Chicago than it is to El Paso.

Is this person under the impression that the rest of us dont have access to maps/internet?

[NoName 17171]

19 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Is this person under the impression that the rest of us dont have access to maps/internet?

i think the person replying assumes that the OP never had left their own state.

[TreatyOak 17409]

 

[Mittens 8776]

 

[LW Goatman 1129]

7 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

 

Its because it don't make a shit and at some point one of them will let it slip and say that its safe because they don't have black people there. 

[RomaVicta 30624]

I was getting robbed, stabbed, and shot all the time when I was a student. Nobody went out to bars or parties or games because of the fear of knife bearing dragworms and robbers. It was like living in a military prison where there is nothing to do. A&M would be a much better military prison than UT.

[BurntOrange&White 42005]

21 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

From the comments:

Edited April 14, 2023 by BurntOrange&White

[markstanco 12804]

On 4/13/2023 at 6:36 AM, BurntOrange&White said:

 

It's not just Whataburger it's Home Depot as well

 

The Hooters is is Bryan so it technically doesn't have to have the maroon branding that College Station requires. And if I'm remembering correctly I believe that Hooters originally wanted to put the location in College Station but chose Bryan because of that.

That is actually very smart of C-stat.  Who would want the tax dollars on ridiculously overpriced beer over a paint color? 

[NAVY 6971]

Texas has the Orange and White spring game. Guessing that aggy brands their game Dumb and Dumber 

[Scheiss Meister 8475]

2 hours ago, NAVY said:

Texas has the Orange and White spring game. Guessing that aggy brands their game Dumb and Dumber 

No, they call it... wait for it... the Maroon and White spring game.  But your suggestion is much more accurate.

[lemonandaturd 4289]

Jimbo would cut off his let nut and stick a stolen crab leg up his ass if he could get Maalik Murphy,  

[demos 3042]

[demos 3042]

aggys do like buying other teams merch.

[ousux 5649]

No, they call it... wait for it... the Maroon and White spring game.  But your suggestion is much more accurate.

I think white maroons game would be more accurate, but aggy didn't ask for my input.

[Modessit 5667]

White Crocs can be found at most any Walmart.

[Leanderman 2373]

"No, they call it... wait for it... the Maroon and White spring game.  But your suggestion is much more accurate."

Call their spring game blaggies and aggies  .

[Vertigo 20502]

Weigman just absolutely melts under pressure.

Edited April 16, 2023 by Vertigo

[Gidnik 3506]

https://www.tennessean.com/story/sports/college/SEC/2023/04/12/sec-expansion-2024-oklahoma-texas-bobby-bowden-florida-state/70097800007/

 

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Adding Arkansas and South Carolina allowed the SEC to split into divisions and launch a trendsetting conference championship game. Still, other schools the SEC had eyed – FSU, Miami and Texas, among them – would have boosted the conference’s profile more. Neither Arkansas nor South Carolina has ever won an SEC football championship.

When the conference realignment carousel twirled again two decades later, the SEC further expanded its footprint. Texas A&M and Missouri came with television markets in tow and greased the wheels for the SEC Network’s launch. The Aggies’ culture meshes with the SEC, but Missouri still presents as a Big 12 school that stumbled into the SEC’s party and somehow talked its way past the bouncer.

The past two rounds of SEC expansion each served a purpose, but they didn’t elevate the conference like Oklahoma and Texas can when they arrive in 2024. That’s what makes this the SEC’s best expansion yet. These schools wield the football clout the SEC missed on when Bobby Bowden’s Seminoles embraced the ACC.

 

[Vertigo 20502]

53 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

https://www.tennessean.com/story/sports/college/SEC/2023/04/12/sec-expansion-2024-oklahoma-texas-bobby-bowden-florida-state/70097800007/

 

 

Aggy triggering intensifies.

[DanTheHorn 5092]

Josh Pate said aggy has lots of talent that should win 8 to 9 games by being average. He said A&M go out there and be average and you will improve. Does he not know they are great at being average?

[Steel Shank 9559]

I'm getting like super duper nervous that the sleeping giant that is A&M is about to be woke.

A super woke A&M is a very dangerous animal. Tricky. And cunning. Powerful , yet swift and dangerous. Just when you think you've figured them out, they pull out something so ingenious that you'll go running home to momma, crying for some tittie milk. 

I think this is it fellas. Party's over.

Edited April 17, 2023 by Steel Shank
dang punctuation error

[Longboard Horn 41387]

 

[Blotto 24044]

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

A super woke A&M is a very dangerous animal. Tricky. And cunning. Powerful , yet swift and dangerous. Just when you think you've figured them out, they pull out something so ingenious that you'll go running home to momma, crying for some tittie milk. 

Like a maroon carrot?

[SHOOTER12 8890]

52 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Are you freaking kidding me?  Kind of like the tallest midget award?

[Longboard Horn 41387]

Just realized that they’re not even playing on a full length field 🤣🤣🤣

[NorLa Horns 1458]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Just realized that they’re not even playing on a full length field 🤣🤣🤣

Aggy so good,  they don't need the whole field,  ya stupid sip. 

[SHOOTER12 8890]

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Just realized that they’re not even playing on a full length field 🤣🤣🤣

Half field for half wits?

[Guest]

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Just realized that they’re not even playing on a full length field 🤣🤣🤣

Maybe they hate the color red too.  Nothing inside the 20's...

[DanTheHorn 5092]

Don't remember seeing this on the board and I took a cursory look at post between the 2nd and 7th and did not see it so SIAP. Just saw this on the Epic Meltdown on Twitter thread on texags. Looks like a troll job but I could picture a parallel universe in which aggy bought into gentlemen's agreement not only once but twice.

 

[Longboard Horn 41387]

Jerk off dorks 

 

[South Austin 53262]

Horns down and trophies at a Spring scrimmage.  aggy as ever.

[TexasTroll 454]

11 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

I put this right with “The Pimp Stick”

[TrashMaster G 18132]

On 4/15/2023 at 1:59 PM, NAVY said:

Texas has the Orange and White spring game. Guessing that aggy brands their game Dumb and Dumber 

How would they decide who is on which team?

[FloridaHorn 4887]

39 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Horns down and trophies at a Spring scrimmage.  aggy as ever.

Hold on a damn minute, I bet you were never named to the “all spring game team”

 

show some respect 

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

12 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Those are the only trophies they will see in the near future.

[Tex Pete 21510]

2 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Half field for half wits?

Just like their "Olympic" swimming pool that was several inches short of regulation. Dummies. 

[The Gimp 354]

13 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

More Hardware for the Hall of Champions!

[DigglerontheHoof 21563]

Laugh all you want but they'll be the only cfb team going into next season 1-0.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22321]

Technically wouldn't they be 1-1 since they also lost the spring game

[DigglerontheHoof 21563]

11 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Technically wouldn't they be 1-1 since they also lost the spring game

 

For most universities...sure, but not aggy.

[Nueces River Rat 5799]

TEXAS-OBSESSED AGGIES FANS COULDN’T STOP THROWING ‘HORNS DOWN’ AT TEXAS A&M SPRING GAME

 

https://www.outkick.com/texas-am-aggies-longhorns-rivalry-horns-down-spring-game-sec-2024/

Edited April 17, 2023 by Nueces River Rat

[Nueces River Rat 5799]

On 4/12/2023 at 5:21 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

Dumbest shit ever

This is what happens when a private equity firm from Chicago gets it's hands on a good thing.

[jimmyjazz 47303]

4 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Those are the only trophies they will see in the near future.

Dude, Alabama could kick ass this year.

[Dennis Taylor 19375]

8 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

This is what happens when a private equity firm from Chicago gets it's hands on a good thing.

Nah they were like that in the 80s as well. 

[NoName 17171]

21 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

This is what happens when a private equity firm from Chicago gets it's hands on a good thing.

the stripe has been there since the mid 90s.

[EZ$ 2129]

They have a problem with Syracuse orange???

[n64ra 1150]

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Jerk off dorks 

 

I was told aggys only do that when the opponent is boring. Makes sense since aggy's opponent was aggy.

[TrashMaster G 18132]

5 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Technically wouldn't they be 1-1 since they also lost the spring game

Do you even aggy, bro?

[Doctor of Neighborhood 439]

10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Jerk off dorks 

 

Was this one of those “Hey, ChatGPT, generate an AI nightmare image” situations?

[Longboard Horn 41387]