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On 4/16/2023 at 7:51 PM, DanTheHorn said:

Josh Pate said aggy has lots of talent that should win 8 to 9 games by being average. He said A&M go out there and be average and you will improve. Does he not know they are great at being average?

They only have 4 true road games, and you would think Conner will be much improved.  Cant wait till next month when Vegas releases the o/u win lines.  They would certainly be at 8 minimum. 

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1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

Stay tuned cause I've got so much TexAgs Gold coming your way. 

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Wait, the last time A&M won a conference championship in football...shortly thereafter...John F. Kennedy, Jr. was killed in an ascent to greatness.  Only to crash and  burn.  But rise again like a Phoenix to operate a dynasty in exile the likes of which the world hasn't seen since A&M 12th football?  

Yeah, that sounds about right for this simulation.  Only thing left to do is mock up the aTm logo with the Qanon logo and alll these stupid shit for brains rot in hell.  

How in the fuck do so many of you work and live near these pieces of shit?  

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Generational Morons they are!

aggy will always be aggy. Neighbors and/or coworkers, aggy will always associate and be within the hive of aggy! That’s what they know and associate with - aggy.

See them up close and from a far, but they’ll always be aggy.

Hook’em!!!

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13 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Wait, the last time A&M won a conference championship in football...shortly thereafter...John F. Kennedy, Jr. was killed in an ascent to greatness.  Only to crash and  burn.  But rise again like a Phoenix to operate a dynasty in exile the likes of which the world hasn't seen since A&M 12th football?  

Yeah, that sounds about right for this simulation.  Only thing left to do is mock up the aTm logo with the Qanon logo and alll these stupid shit for brains rot in hell.  

How in the fuck do so many of you work and live near these pieces of shit?  

can we crowdsource getting this guy a ticket to an A&M game and a speaking gig on campus next year?

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We had a DEI seminar today. The speaker put a list of different ethnic and religious groups on the overhead, and said to take the ones you had a bias towards and examine why your bias existed. I asked if I could include aggy, as I was cool with the ones she listed. 

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25 minutes ago, Deej said:

We had a DEI seminar today. The speaker put a list of different ethnic and religious groups on the overhead, and said to take the ones you had a bias towards and examine why your bias existed. I asked if I could include aggy, as I was cool with the ones she listed. 

She quickly replied, "no, we all know about those dipshits. This exercise is about bias without merit."

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How is it possible that Texas A&M has been touting the SEC SEC, hasn't made themselves a force to be reckoned with, yet somehow, have made themselves universally despised by the other SEC teams?

Matt Be Great has a very entertaining college football YouTube page. A big Bama supporter, he hates Jimbo Fisher and Texas A&M. He likes Texas. 

Check out his latest video. Texas A&M now has 30 players in the portal including all 4 of their star cornerbacks from "the greatest recruiting class of all time."   

 

 

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14 hours ago, Deej said:

We had a DEI seminar today. The speaker put a list of different ethnic and religious groups on the overhead, and said to take the ones you had a bias towards and examine why your bias existed. I asked if I could include aggy, as I was cool with the ones she listed. 

Growing up, a couple of times my brother or I came home from school with a joke that made fun of some group of people. My dad would quickly stop us and say:

”No.  We’re not that kind of people. We don’t tell those kinds of jokes. We respect all people.”

”Except aggies (he didn’t know “aggy”). You can tell jokes about them. Those jokes are true.”

 

True story. 

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I love it.  From the alumni base that invented the whining narrative "these kids today get a participation trophy for everything.  We need to tough them up!"  And they give out fucking MVP's at their own intra-squad game.  JFC.  Literally everything that comes out of that black hole of critical thinking is just an indicator of how not to live your life.  

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On 4/19/2023 at 6:09 PM, TreatyOak said:

How is it possible that Texas A&M has been touting the SEC SEC, hasn't made themselves a force to be reckoned with, yet somehow, have made themselves universally despised by the other SEC teams?

Matt Be Great has a very entertaining college football YouTube page. A big Bama supporter, he hates Jimbo Fisher and Texas A&M. He likes Texas. 

Check out his latest video. Texas A&M now has 30 players in the portal including all 4 of their star cornerbacks from "the greatest recruiting class of all time."   

 

 

the average secrant fan is still in the jaw-dropped gawking phase having finally awoken to the infinite stupidity of aggy

 

this guy may 'hate' aggy, but he is still in the denial phase; he understands that the level of fuckup/strategery "today" is unmeasurable with current technology.....

but his take is entirely contemporary, as if the sheer lunacy of aggy current events is a "new" thing

 

they are still 10 years away from reaching the ultimate end-state of reality at the aggy event horizon: fear and loathing

this will accelerate depending on our success once we move over

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2 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

6 cows in Texas found dead and mutilated with their tongues cut out have left police searching for answers

https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/23/us/texas-madison-county-cow-deaths

Aggy gonna Aggy

It definitely was aggy

Spoiler

On two of the cows, a circular cut had also been made, removing the anus and the external genitalia.

Sick fucks

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On 4/22/2023 at 1:34 PM, Your Mom said:

Well it’s the same team that gave their coach a National Championship trophy just for showing up and agreeing to steal a hundred or so million from them.  

It's worse than that.

They were honoring the A&M Kingsville coach for winning a national championship and they felt that they couldn't give him a plaque without giving one to Jimbo too.

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