Tell Me About Texas a&m

[tejas60 3564]

why is TEXAS wearing suspenders? or are those waders?

[Lou_Sassle 2995]

21 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

why is TEXAS wearing suspenders? or are those waders?

It's to keep the weight of his massive balls from dragging his pants down. 

[TexasGolf 5466]

On 6/14/2023 at 9:29 AM, mininghorn88 said:

Recently had some potential customers out of the Houston area visit our factory. I provided a presentation and a factory tour. One of the guys wanted his picture taken with one of our earthmoving pieces of equipment. He stood against the tire and smiled and gave the thumbs up.

All I said was, “aggy”?

He nodded and said, “Yes”.

 

tell him the price just went up

[Armybrat 41415]

1 hour ago, ousux said:

2 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Surprised no one has posted this hilarious nightmare yet. AI generated by MSU's twitter:

When you ask a computer to draw Aggie, this is what you get.

AI is some scary shit, ngl. Having said that, it nailed this one lol

I thought the Horns down was their hand sign?

[Armybrat 41415]

1 hour ago, Lou_Sassle said:

It's to keep the weight of his massive balls from dragging his pants down. 

Somebody better ‘splain to AI about steers.

[utee94 16090]

2 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

When you ask a computer to draw Aggie, this is what you get.

Seems appropriate:

 

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

Only my Texas A&M brethren will understand:  Great read….poor aggy, Arky, Neb., Mo., Colo.

“Sometimes you just have to get things off your chest. When Arkansas left the SWC in 1992, we didn't walk, we ran, to get away from Texas. I loved our rivalry with Texas, but the toxicity that all the SWC had to deal with at the time from UT made football not very fun at times. "How?" you ask. I wish I could explain it to you but I can't. 

Many of the Big 12 current members refer to Texas as the "Evil Empire." I know my Texas ATM brethren understand this, and they are chastised for it, but all schools in the SEC will soon understand. I'm excited to have Oklahoma in the SEC, but Texas? I thought I was done with that.”

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/only-my-texas-aandm-brethren-will-understand/108527893/

[UT_OB1 2266]

18 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Only my Texas A&M brethren will understand:  Great read….poor aggy, Arky, Neb., Mo., Colo.

“Sometimes you just have to get things off your chest. When Arkansas left the SWC in 1992, we didn't walk, we ran, to get away from Texas. I loved our rivalry with Texas, but the toxicity that all the SWC had to deal with at the time from UT made football not very fun at times. "How?" you ask. I wish I could explain it to you but I can't. 

Many of the Big 12 current members refer to Texas as the "Evil Empire." I know my Texas ATM brethren understand this, and they are chastised for it, but all schools in the SEC will soon understand. I'm excited to have Oklahoma in the SEC, but Texas? I thought I was done with that.”

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/only-my-texas-aandm-brethren-will-understand/108527893/

To go alone with the AI talk

 

[Gidnik 3496]

 

[Crapinon 2375]

Somebody made the mistake of blaspheming E King Gill on Texags.

Quote:In the early 70s he came through our dorm and we got to meet him. Seemed like a true gentleman based on the short conversation we had with him. Wish we gotten a pic.

Quote:
he is quite the celeb in C.Stn even though his time was in the 1920s
really, all he did was stand up during a game when everyone was falling, and he didn't even get to play.
while volunteering to play is a nice gesture, i think deifying him is overdoing things.
his fame/adulation far exceed his achievements and deeds

no offense.

Nice troll job...

I will respond any way.

I wouldn't say he has be "deified" but he certainly started something that has transcended what the student body represents for generations. While you are correct he never got to play, he stood ready to go in just in case he was needed and that in my opinion was pretty damn cool and worthy of the accolades he has received over the years. Here was a guy who didn't play football, but was willing to get out there and fill a spot just to make sure his team had enough players to continue on. In my opinion that tells me that he was a great Aggie and willing to do whatever it took to support his team and I admire that. 20231569

[BornOrange 1441]

1 hour ago, Crapinon said:

Somebody made the mistake of blaspheming E King Gill on Texags.

Quote:In the early 70s he came through our dorm and we got to meet him. Seemed like a true gentleman based on the short conversation we had with him. Wish we gotten a pic.

Quote:
he is quite the celeb in C.Stn even though his time was in the 1920s
really, all he did was stand up during a game when everyone was falling, and he didn't even get to play.
while volunteering to play is a nice gesture, i think deifying him is overdoing things.
his fame/adulation far exceed his achievements and deeds

no offense.

Nice troll job...

I will respond any way.

I wouldn't say he has be "deified" but he certainly started something that has transcended what the student body represents for generations. While you are correct he never got to play, he stood ready to go in just in case he was needed and that in my opinion was pretty damn cool and worthy of the accolades he has received over the years. Here was a guy who didn't play football, but was willing to get out there and fill a spot just to make sure his team had enough players to continue on. In my opinion that tells me that he was a great Aggie and willing to do whatever it took to support his team and I admire that. 20231569

Too bad no one was willing to follow his example against Wake Forest.

12th Man "tradition" is dead.

[Tex Pete 21489]

2 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Only my Texas A&M brethren will understand:  Great read….poor aggy, Arky, Neb., Mo., Colo.

“Sometimes you just have to get things off your chest. When Arkansas left the SWC in 1992, we didn't walk, we ran, to get away from Texas. I loved our rivalry with Texas, but the toxicity that all the SWC had to deal with at the time from UT made football not very fun at times. "How?" you ask. I wish I could explain it to you but I can't. 

Many of the Big 12 current members refer to Texas as the "Evil Empire." I know my Texas ATM brethren understand this, and they are chastised for it, but all schools in the SEC will soon understand. I'm excited to have Oklahoma in the SEC, but Texas? I thought I was done with that.”

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/only-my-texas-aandm-brethren-will-understand/108527893/

How ironic. Tiny dicks flock together.

[Vic Mackey 47969]

Edited June 16, 2023 by Vic Mackey

[Vic Mackey 47969]

[Armybrat 41415]

20 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

aggy needs to stfu about the “all male military academy back then”. That is no excuse, and They weren’t a military academy.

Notre Dame was an all male university back then too, with a smaller enrollment and won multiple national championships. Many other successful universities had similar male enrollment numbers. Did aggy run out of testosterone?

They claim to be the largest university in the country now, so what’s their problem with no championships?
 

[Born Burnt 6274]

"I loved our rivalry with Texas, but the toxicity that all the SWC had to deal with at the time from UT made football not very fun at times. "How?" you ask. I wish I could explain it to you but I can't."

Same ol' story, whether it's this inbred or aggies...

 

[Armybrat 41415]

It wasn’t “fun” for them most of the time because they lost.

[ousux 5639]

aggy needs to stfu about the “all male military academy back then”. That is no excuse, and They weren’t a military academy.
Notre Dame was an all male university back then too, with a smaller enrollment and won multiple national championships. Many other successful universities had similar male enrollment numbers. Did aggy run out of testosterone?
They claim to be the largest university in the country now, so what’s their problem with no championships?
 

Maybe they're arguing other teams had the unfair advantage of female players to choose from back then?

[nnm 37916]

8 hours ago, Armybrat said:

aggy needs to stfu about the “all male military academy back then”. That is no excuse, and They weren’t a military academy.

Notre Dame was an all male university back then too, with a smaller enrollment and won multiple national championships. Many other successful universities had similar male enrollment numbers. Did aggy run out of testosterone?

They claim to be the largest university in the country now, so what’s their problem with no championships?
 

Not to mention what the actual military academies did from the 40s to 50s. Since aggy always crows about how it couldn’t play decent football during the war years, I wonder how the actual military academies did during those years?

Army was winning the world war AND the MNC. And continued their all-male winning ways through the 50s:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Army_Black_Knights_football_seasons

Navy was posting multiple AP top-10 finishes through the 40s and 50s, when aggy said it couldn’t compete because it was all male and busy with wars while UT was sipping tea:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Navy_Midshipmen_football_seasons
 

GTFO with that idiocy, aggy. You have historically been mediocre to bad at football because you’re historically mediocre to bad at football. That’s all there is to it. 

Edited June 16, 2023 by nnm

[Tex Pete 21489]

9 hours ago, Armybrat said:

aggy needs to stfu about the “all male military academy back then”. That is no excuse, and They weren’t a military academy.

Notre Dame was an all male university back then too, with a smaller enrollment and won multiple national championships. Many other successful universities had similar male enrollment numbers. Did aggy run out of testosterone?

They claim to be the largest university in the country now, so what’s their problem with no championships?
 

Aggy is the largest game of institutional “grabass” ever played. Seriously.
 

Everything revolves around traditions and sayings, none of which include success or anything profound. 

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

GTFO with that idiocy, aggy. You have historically been mediocre to bad at football because you’re historically mediocre to bad at football. That’s all there is to it. 

No matter how bad aggy has been in the past 100+ years….it is Texas’ job now to insure they continue to be bad and continue not to have any fun along the way.  Now, that is a Horn’s tradition!

[bad_teammate 13550]

19 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Only my Texas A&M brethren will understand:  Great read….poor aggy, Arky, Neb., Mo., Colo.

“Sometimes you just have to get things off your chest. When Arkansas left the SWC in 1992, we didn't walk, we ran, to get away from Texas. I loved our rivalry with Texas, but the toxicity that all the SWC had to deal with at the time from UT made football not very fun at times. "How?" you ask. I wish I could explain it to you but I can't. 

Many of the Big 12 current members refer to Texas as the "Evil Empire." I know my Texas ATM brethren understand this, and they are chastised for it, but all schools in the SEC will soon understand. I'm excited to have Oklahoma in the SEC, but Texas? I thought I was done with that.”

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/only-my-texas-aandm-brethren-will-understand/108527893/

Holy shit they're saying "frick" over there like Mormon 11-year-olds.

 

[msucolt45 4233]

The Longhorns’ first National Championship, in football, was versus the Naval Academy in 1963.

Hook’em!!!

[RC Horn 164]

Below are some responses to some aggy on a Youtube video a while back.. IMHO, these should be our responses not only to aggy but any idiot that dares to defend them either on a BB or in the press.

1)Before 1964 A&M was an all male military college and you had to be a cadet and serve in the army to attend A&M. So A&M couldn’t recruit the big guys and talented players in the trenches like UT did for half a century because in the army there’s a height and weight test that you have to maintain. It’s like UT playing Army right now every year and claiming superiority. It’s just not fair. Aggies were to busy worried about serving their country rather than football. Most of UT’s wins were before the 60’s. 

Response #1:  A&M was a pseudo military school that was never affiliated  with either the USMA or USNA. It was the VMI or The Citadel of Texas. As far as recruiting was concerned, why was both Army and Navy ranked in the Top 15 the year that UT won its first MNC?   They were and always have been far more selective in admitting students to their schools than A&M.  Why did Army and Navy have better football programs than A&M in the 40s, 50s and 60s? BTW, you were only claiming one MNC until 2010

2) Scholarship cap: Before the 1976 there was unlimited number of scholarships a school could give to athletes. And Darrell Royal used this to his advantage. UT (having a lot of money at the time, now A&M has surpassed UT in the most valuable football program) would monopolize ten states recruits and hand out scholarships like candy and pack the team to prevent players to going to other universities. Once the NCAA placed a scholarship cap in 1975 Darrell left UT and they ended up sucking in the 80’s and 90’s. 

Response #2:  There was a 115 scholarship limit self imposed for SWC schools beginning the late 1950s. There was a push in the SEC to limit the football schoarships in the early 1960s. However it fell thru. Georgia Tech and Tulane left the conference as a result. Sure you couldl still sign as many players as you could in the SWC but you still had to be in and around 115 scholarships.  Interesting sidenote, in both 1960 and 1967, A&M signed more players that UT according to DAVE CAMPBELL'S TEXAS FOOTBALL. in 1960, A&M signed 47 players to UT"s 43.  In 1967, it was 47 to 40. What your sprouting is a total aggy myth.

[Longboard Horn 41363]

MSU AI did Tennessee wrong with that orange LMAO Reminded me of this 

[Redneck Mutha 8181]

If they're going to discount college football records prior to when they admitted women or prior to scholarship limits, they need to make some changes to the wall of "champions" at A&M-Kroger.

 

Edited June 16, 2023 by Redneck Mutha

[LW Goatman 1129]

That post from Kyle is just a textbook surgical castration. The man has great material, but holy hell did that deliver.

[JRThorn 30]

Curious, aggy is not very big on traditions? Real, or mostly made up.
 

 Even years played in Austin? 

Edited June 16, 2023 by JRThorn

[Armybrat 41415]

4 hours ago, RC Horn said:

Below are some responses to some aggy on a Youtube video a while back.. IMHO, these should be our responses not only to aggy but any idiot that dares to defend them either on a BB or in the press.

1)Before 1964 A&M was an all male military college and you had to be a cadet and serve in the army to attend A&M. So A&M couldn’t recruit the big guys and talented players in the trenches like UT did for half a century because in the army there’s a height and weight test that you have to maintain. It’s like UT playing Army right now every year and claiming superiority. It’s just not fair. Aggies were to busy worried about serving their country rather than football. Most of UT’s wins were before the 60’s. 

Response #1:  A&M was a pseudo military school that was never affiliated  with either the USMA or USNA. It was the VMI or The Citadel of Texas. As far as recruiting was concerned, why was both Army and Navy ranked in the Top 15 the year that UT won its first MNC?   They were and always have been far more selective in admitting students to their schools than A&M.  Why did Army and Navy have better football programs than A&M in the 40s, 50s and 60s? BTW, you were only claiming one MNC until 2010

2) Scholarship cap: Before the 1976 there was unlimited number of scholarships a school could give to athletes. And Darrell Royal used this to his advantage. UT (having a lot of money at the time, now A&M has surpassed UT in the most valuable football program) would monopolize ten states recruits and hand out scholarships like candy and pack the team to prevent players to going to other universities. Once the NCAA placed a scholarship cap in 1975 Darrell left UT and they ended up sucking in the 80’s and 90’s. 

Response #2:  There was a 115 scholarship limit self imposed for SWC schools beginning the late 1950s. There was a push in the SEC to limit the football schoarships in the early 1960s. However it fell thru. Georgia Tech and Tulane left the conference as a result. Sure you couldl still sign as many players as you could in the SWC but you still had to be in and around 115 scholarships.  Interesting sidenote, in both 1960 and 1967, A&M signed more players that UT according to DAVE CAMPBELL'S TEXAS FOOTBALL. in 1960, A&M signed 47 players to UT"s 43.  In 1967, it was 47 to 40. What your sprouting is a total aggy myth.

#2 response is incorrect.

The Texas football program is the most valuable among all colleges in the NCAA, being valued at $1.1 Billion.

A&M is not in the top 5.

https://www.sportskeeda.com/nfl/what-valuable-college-football-programs

[Armybrat 41415]

1 hour ago, JRThorn said:

Curious, aggy is not very big on traditions? Real, or mostly made up.
 

 Even years played in Austin? 

Correct, A&M played in Austin during even years. A longtime tradition.

[txhorns 2421]

23 hours ago, Crapinon said:

Somebody made the mistake of blaspheming E King Gill on Texags.

Quote:In the early 70s he came through our dorm and we got to meet him. Seemed like a true gentleman based on the short conversation we had with him. Wish we gotten a pic.

Quote:
he is quite the celeb in C.Stn even though his time was in the 1920s
really, all he did was stand up during a game when everyone was falling, and he didn't even get to play.
while volunteering to play is a nice gesture, i think deifying him is overdoing things.
his fame/adulation far exceed his achievements and deeds

no offense.

Nice troll job...

I will respond any way.

I wouldn't say he has be "deified" but he certainly started something that has transcended what the student body represents for generations. While you are correct he never got to play, he stood ready to go in just in case he was needed and that in my opinion was pretty damn cool and worthy of the accolades he has received over the years. Here was a guy who didn't play football, but was willing to get out there and fill a spot just to make sure his team had enough players to continue on. In my opinion that tells me that he was a great Aggie and willing to do whatever it took to support his team and I admire that. 20231569

Wasn’t Gill on the football team but then quite because he wasn’t going to actually play?  Meaning he wasn’t just some random student but an actual football player who quite on his team until they talked him into suiting back up to maintain numbers.

[Herpa Derpa 6344]

I'm quite sure you mean quit.

[Biff Tannen 46170]

3 hours ago, txhorns said:

Wasn’t Gill on the football team but then quite because he wasn’t going to actually play?  Meaning he wasn’t just some random student but an actual football player who quite on his team until they talked him into suiting back up to maintain numbers.

Wasn't there some duke around here that had all the details on this ad nauseum?  Whatever happened to that guy?

[General Specific 3508]

I'm quite sure you mean quit.

True, because aggy can’t. Ever. Be. Quite!

[Randolph Duke 4034]

43 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Wasn't there some duke around here that had all the details on this ad nauseum?  Whatever happened to that guy?

I’m still around. 

[ousux 5639]

Omg, almost Randy season

[deadshank 24654]

21 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

I’m still around. 

 

[Randolph Duke 4034]

5 minutes ago, ousux said:

Omg, almost Randy season

For 2023? 

Not for me. I’ll save mine for 2024. 

[ousux 5639]

For 2023? 
Not for me. I’ll save mine for 2024. 

aggy idiocy never takes a day off, why should you?

[TrashMaster G 18106]

4 hours ago, General Specific said:

True, because aggy can’t. Ever. Be. Quite!

Quite what?

[RC Horn 164]

9 hours ago, Armybrat said:

#2 response is incorrect.

The Texas football program is the most valuable among all colleges in the NCAA, being valued at $1.1 Billion.

A&M is not in the top 5.

https://www.sportskeeda.com/nfl/what-valuable-college-football-programs

My response is correct concerning aggy complaining about the unlimited scholarships. They led the SWC from 1960-1969 in players signed during that period. For them to state that UT was just stuffing our roster to keep other good players from competing against us is just plain laughable. Give them credit though. No one in the press corps in Texas is ever going to call them out for it. A total aggy myth that is still continues to this day.

Edited June 17, 2023 by RC Horn

[Born Burnt 6274]

5 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

I’m still around. 

[Armybrat 41415]

8 hours ago, RC Horn said:

My response is correct concerning aggy complaining about the unlimited scholarships. They led the SWC from 1960-1969 in players signed during that period. For them to state that UT was just stuffing our roster to keep other good players from competing against us is just plain laughable. Give them credit though. No one in the press corps in Texas is ever going to call them out for it. A total aggy myth that is still continues to this day.

Correct, but I was addressing only the part about aggy being the most valuable football program.

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

14 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

For 2023? 

Not for me. I’ll save mine for 2024. 

[msucolt45 4233]

The fact that we play “at aggy” brings our Strength of Schedule down for 2024. Eat that fact shit heads (aggy)!

Hook’em!!!

[markstanco 12798]

 

Unless it took him 7 years to get to his senior year, a quick Google would tell you who was coming to Kroger field the next 4 with maybe a couple of unknowns at best.

[Armybrat 41415]

11 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Unless it took him 7 years to get to his senior year, a quick Google would tell you who was coming to Kroger field the next 4 with maybe a couple of unknowns at best.

Maybe he transferred in from Blinn.

[Pancho 46331]

[DaysOff 8212]

Do some of these idiots actually believe we wouldn't play ou during the fair?

[demos 3036]

Do some of these idiots actually believe we wouldn't play ou during the fair?

Well, they’re regarded, so….