Tell Me About Texas a&m

[sdm 929]

What is Liucci hiding beneath his hat, receding hairline, thinning on the crown, lice? Haven't seen the guy bareheaded in close to a year.

[tbone_ 14454]

My freshman year at Texas, I took a course titled Beyoncé Feminism. The idea was that we were supposed to listen to her music to analyze the black experience in America. I think I took it to hit my GC flag requirement. 

JFC.

[Wishbone 4958]

1 hour ago, sdm said:

What is Liucci hiding beneath his hat, receding hairline, thinning on the crown, lice? Haven't seen the guy bareheaded in close to a year.

I think he’s just trying to minimize the ugly. And failing.

[Royale with cheese 1492]

2 hours ago, Wishbone said:

I think he’s just trying to minimize the ugly. And failing.

Shot at and missed; shit at and hit. 

[Herpa Derpa 6344]

13 hours ago, sdm said:

What is Liucci hiding beneath his hat, receding hairline, thinning on the crown, lice? Haven't seen the guy bareheaded in close to a year.

[jimmyjazz 47221]

Wow, Krist Novoselic has really let himself go.

[Longboard Horn 41363]

 

Edited June 21, 2023 by Longboard Horn

[Herpa Derpa 6344]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Wow, Krist Novoselic has really let himself go.

Unfortunately, your joke lands soft:

Now we all feel a little more older.

[Rudiger 1181]

6 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

The ol’ skullet. Nice. 

[ousux 5639]

Unfortunately, your joke lands soft:

Now we all feel a little more older.

This dude still slays better than most guys half his age. That should be worth something.

[Mittens 8748]

 

[CosmoDog 389]

15 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

To be fair, it will be a life changing experience.

[TreatyOak 17396]

[DFW Horn 6654]

1 minute ago, TreatyOak said:

Liucci as the bitch dog is the chef's kiss

[NeverMarryAStripper 22307]

31 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Loose-Loose?  You would think losers could at least spell lose correctly

[South Austin 53228]

27 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Liucci as the bitch dog is the chef's kiss

Petrino as the battered bride is also quite nice.

[DFW Horn 6654]

 

[YGIFS 19458]

"Officer of the Day"?  I never knew that had that.  Does he get like an extra serving of jar jizz and priority parking?  

[markstanco 12798]

36 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

"Officer of the Day"?  I never knew that had that.  Does he get like an extra serving of jar jizz and priority parking?  

Hey dumbass, they do this in the Army and Marines as well, the officer of the day thing.

Wait, that was gym teacher for the day my youngest got to do as a 2nd grader. Sorry. 

[YGIFS 19458]

It sounds like something Buster Bluth would say, "I have to go in early today, mother.  I'm shadowing the Officer of the Day at ARMY!" 

Edited June 22, 2023 by YGIFS

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

aggy bbq pit

Edited June 22, 2023 by Cairn Horn88

[markstanco 12798]

These burgers taste funny.  Did you use a lot of lighter fluid?

[deft 7059]

What an idoit.  

 

You gotta wash the carwash detergent out really good first so the food doesn't taste funny.

[YGIFS 19458]

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

aggy bbq pit

I'm picturing that scene in "Napoleon Dynamite" where he's judging milk for 4-H club.  But in this case it's Aggies judging meat quality...

"Uh this burger tastes like the deluxe wash at Chevron."  

[brown water 3788]

3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

"Officer of the Day"?  I never knew that had that.  Does he get like an extra serving of jar jizz and priority parking?  

The whoop de jour 

Edited June 23, 2023 by brown water

[TrashMaster G 18104]

14 minutes ago, brown water said:

The whoop de jour 

Well played, sir.

<applause gif>

[Deej 77846]

3 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

aggy bbq pit

Doubles as a submersible. 

[TrashMaster G 18104]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Doubles as a submersible. 

Smoke a brisket one night and sink next to the Titanic the next day.

[DFW Horn 6654]

 

[nnm 37916]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Smoke a brisket one night and sink next to the Titanic the next day.

They didn’t sink so much as implode. Poof, it’s over. 

[BornOrange 1441]

10 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

aggy bbq pit

[TrashMaster G 18104]

11 hours ago, nnm said:

They didn’t sink so much as implode. Poof, it’s over. 

Thanks for clarifying.

[lilMAC25 4003]

On 6/15/2023 at 10:47 PM, Armybrat said:

It wasn’t “fun” for them most of the time because they lost.

Nothing has changed. 

[DFW Horn 6654]

Fuck you, pay me.

 

[markstanco 12798]

[lilMAC25 4003]

18 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

aggy bbq pit

I’ve heard of Ugly Drum Smokers, but no way I would eat food from that thing.

 

Edited June 23, 2023 by lilMAC25

[Tex Pete 21489]

18 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

aggy bbq pit

Oooooh! I have had several of those. They never last very long, but I found a hell of a deal on them right after the wife and I got back from our vacation at Chernobyl.

Whoop!

[Tex Pete 21489]

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

Fuck you, pay me.

 

#HornsDown? What a hashtag! I am guessing there are scores of Texas tweeters who use #GagEm as a hashtag, right?

Fucking tard.

[Vertigo 20499]

54 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Fuck you, pay me.

 

This was a pretty weak list. I thought he was going to go for something a little more eye catching like:
 

15 Buggati Divos

A painting by Vincent Van Gogh or Claude Monet

6,900 Acres of farm land in Iowa

39 Vertical Oil Wells in the Permian Basin

78,550 square feet of office space in Manhattan

153 shares of Berkshire Hathaway stock

A 17% stake in Buccee's

The two most expensive private islands in the Caribbean including all property improvements

3 fully decked out Gulfstream G550's

... or this guy

 

 

 

[BurdineBandit 846]

On 6/19/2023 at 11:57 AM, texasdago said:

Honestly I'm not going to pick on them for having that class. Sounds like a good one and let's not forget that Texas used to have a class called The History of Rock and roll

Used to? You can take History of Rock Music, Jazz, Western Music, etc. this fall. They all fulfill a VAPA requirement, which is mandated by the state's core curriculum, and most universities offer some sort of similar music appreciation courses. Don't hold that against UT, they're offering packed classes to students who need to get a VAPA credit in order to graduate (so, everybody).

[markstanco 12798]

17 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

This was a pretty weak list. I thought he was going to go for something a little more eye catching like:
 

15 Buggati Divos

A painting by Vincent Van Gogh or Claude Monet

6,900 Acres of farm land in Iowa

39 Vertical Oil Wells in the Permian Basin

78,550 square feet of office space in Manhattan

153 shares of Berkshire Hathaway stock

A 17% stake in Buccee's

The two most expensive private islands in the Caribbean including all property improvements

3 fully decked out Gulfstream G550's

... or this guy

 

 

 

[DFW Horn 6654]

40 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

This was a pretty weak list. I thought he was going to go for something a little more eye catching like:

15 Buggati Divos

A painting by Vincent Van Gogh or Claude Monet

6,900 Acres of farm land in Iowa

39 Vertical Oil Wells in the Permian Basin

78,550 square feet of office space in Manhattan

153 shares of Berkshire Hathaway stock

A 17% stake in Buccee's

The two most expensive private islands in the Caribbean including all property improvements

3 fully decked out Gulfstream G550's

... or this guy

Agreed, but I still enjoy the aggy angst over being stuck with that retread, has-been.

Jimbo!

[TrashMaster G 18104]

PSA to all the aggy types out there:  When you respond to stuff like birth announcements, engagements, graduations (for non-aggy type folks), etc. on Facebook or other social media with a "WHOOP!", all it does is make you look like a fucking dork.

That is all.

[Hagbard Celine 11263]

better way to spend jimbo's buyout:

the Apocalypse Warlord Ram 1500 6x6 has a list price of a cool $250k

https://www.apocalypse6x6.com/apocalypse-warlord-2/

aggy forest corps has 93 field offices

txdot has 25 district offices

they will obviously get a volume discount of some kind, so let's say aggy sign a contract for 125 Warlords at $225k each, including factory-standard aggy-sec flair package

they could buy a Warlord, park it in front of every one of those offices for Projection of Authoritai, and STILL have have to find a way to burn an additional $50 million

a contract for 350 Warlords at $200k each (VOLUME!) works out to $70 million

sharpe will donate the remaining $7 million to the Adopt-a-Talkie-Bird project for orphan Psittacidae

[66BUFF 2608]

12 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

better way to spend jimbo's buyout:

the Apocalypse Warlord Ram 1500 6x6 has a list price of a cool $250k

https://www.apocalypse6x6.com/apocalypse-warlord-2/

aggy forest corps has 93 field offices

txdot has 25 district offices

they will obviously get a volume discount of some kind, so let's say aggy sign a contract for 125 Warlords at $225k each, including factory-standard aggy-sec flair package

they could buy a Warlord, park it in front of every one of those offices for Projection of Authoritai, and STILL have have to find a way to burn an additional $50 million

a contract for 350 Warlords at $200k each (VOLUME!) works out to $70 million

sharpe will donate the remaining $7 million to the Adopt-a-Talkie-Bird project for orphan Psittacidae

[bluto 4998]

Anybody heard/confirm tragic news on Terry Price?

[NoName 17154]

8 minutes ago, bluto said:

Anybody heard/confirm tragic news on Terry Price?

couple of things posted on twitter saying RIP and please don't be true from the last 2 min.

edit: here is a former player and GA seemingly confirming it like 30 min ago:

 

Edited June 23, 2023 by NoName

[Deej 77846]

Did Durkin kill him?

[lemonandaturd 4289]

Just now, Deej said:

Did Durkin kill him?

It was more likely all that butter.  

[horn4life 3838]

On 6/20/2023 at 6:27 PM, sdm said:

What is Liucci hiding beneath his hat, receding hairline, thinning on the crown, lice? Haven't seen the guy bareheaded in close to a year.

I think for Aggies, balding and hat wearing are sort of like the old argument about what came first? The chicken or the Egg?  So do all Aggies wear hats because they are bald, or are most Aggies bald because of the constriction and rubbing of wearing hats?  Which came first the hat or the bald head? Or is it the balding head then the hat? 

But was to what Lucci in particular is hiding under that hat?  I believe the absolutely correct answer is a "dick head" but a bald dick head would be more visually symbolic!