Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Tex Long 4,665]

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

FIFY...I think you're embellishing 

You've spelt embarrassing incorrectly.

[Tex Long 4,665]

4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Did she have blue hair?

By now, I'd think so, but in 1971... "curly red hair" applied to more than her head...

[Dennis Taylor 19,362]

1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

By now, I'd think so, but in 1971... "curly red hair" applied to more than her head...

Simpsons joke

[Herpa Derpa 6,344]

3 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

[Orangotango 17]

11 hours ago, Tex Long said:

I've not heard the words "wesson oil party" in a long, long time. No rubber sheets, though: mil-spec poly sheeting 20 feet wide and 8 or 10 mils thick - don't want any rips to get Wesson oil all over your nice shag carpet, right?

Her name was Marge. She was the receptionist on the top floor at Exxon Production Research, one of my consulting clients. She would come down to the lobby to escort people up, because the elevator needed a key to go to the executive level. She had short, curly red hair, prototype brick shithouse body, and dresses that left little to the imagination. On one visit, as the elevator ground its way upward, I asked her what she was doing that coming  weekend, and she replied that she was going to a Wesson oil party. Having no idea wtf that was, I queried her about it, and got invited to go along. Which I did. Your imagination can fill in the rest, but my clearest memory is hearing her say those dreaded seven words, "I thought it would be even bigger."

Our version was Crisco Twister... it a legitimate party game enjoyed by millions so nothing unsavory about that.

[Cairn Horn88 8,502]

In on page 1092....my goodness....still going strong.

[Hagbard Celine 11,258]

for those young enough or with partners still young enough.....

get hotel room

put down plastic sheet on the bed

cover her in grapeseed oil head to toe

do it again

use the palms of both hands to massage her entire body

front and back

twice

insert 3 fingers, start slow, with your palm against her clit, go up/down, not in/out

start increasing in speed but don't go for broke

edge, edge, plateau, then let 'er rip

$9.95

[Vertigo 20,498]

4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

for those young enough or with partners still young enough.....

get hotel room

put down plastic sheet on the bed

cover her in grapeseed oil head to toe

do it again

use the palms of both hands to massage her entire body

front and back

twice

insert 3 fingers, start slow, with your palm against her clit, go up/down, not in/out

start increasing in speed but don't go for broke

edge, edge, plateau, then let 'er rip

$9.95

I just tried this and my wife did not appreciate my fingers in her ass just fyi.

[Hagbard Celine 11,258]

/cuban takes a note .gif

[Hook1997 5,509]

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

for those young enough or with partners still young enough.....

get hotel room

put down plastic sheet on the bed

cover her in grapeseed oil head to toe

do it again

use the palms of both hands to massage her entire body

front and back

twice

insert 3 fingers, start slow, with your palm against her clit, go up/down, not in/out

start increasing in speed but don't go for broke

edge, edge, plateau, then let 'er rip

$9.95

Grant it I took a edible earlier but I started reading this page and I get to the bottom and I’m like I thought I clicked off I’d Pee In Her Butt and went to the football thread….  I was very confused for a bit.  

[lilMAC25 4,002]

aggy bucking NCAA. Let’s see how this one turns out.

 

 

[Deej 77,839]

But they ignore state laws when it comes to building safety. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,805]

14 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

aggy bucking NCAA. Let’s see how this one turns out.

 

 

Bjork has been a wonderful addition to the A&M image.

[markstanco 12,793]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

But they ignore state laws when it comes to building safety. 

we aint come here to play building safety.

[Tex Pete 21,489]

2 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

aggy bucking NCAA. Let’s see how this one turns out.

 

 

When ever in doubt, aggy hangs their hats on cheating. Their oldest turdition.

[Deej 77,839]

aggy: "NCAA can pound sand on this matter."

NCAA: "Ok, we'll drop it. Now about that 2022 recruiting class..."

[TheAuditor 1,047]

These hayseeds are great theater:  a) only Bjork would comment publicly like an ass about this - rubbing NCAA's nose in it has zero upside except to the red ass fan base,  b) if there is a school in the SEC that the league office would sacrifice on the NCAA alter on NIL,  it's ATM.  Adults do business in private,  Children do business in the press. 

[BornOrange 1,441]

We can make fun of aggy for tweeting about it and making themselves a target for the NCAA, but our leadership feels the same way.

[BurntOrange&White 41,885]

7 minutes ago, BornOrange said:

We can make fun of aggy for tweeting about it and making themselves a target for the NCAA, but our leadership feels the same way.

THIS!

[TrashMaster G 18,102]

11 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I just tried this and my wife did not appreciate my fingers in her ass just fyi.

Weird.  She likes it when I do it.

[Jersey Man10 3,801]

for those young enough or with partners still young enough.....
get hotel room
put down plastic sheet on the bed
cover her in grapeseed oil head to toe
do it again
use the palms of both hands to massage her entire body
front and back
twice
insert 3 fingers, start slow, with your palm against her clit, go up/down, not in/out
start increasing in speed but don't go for broke
edge, edge, plateau, then let 'er rip
$9.95

[TheAuditor 1,047]

27 minutes ago, BornOrange said:

We can make fun of aggy for tweeting about it and making themselves a target for the NCAA, but our leadership feels the same way.

Oh I agree 100%.  However, you don't see CDC talking to sports Illustrated about how the NCAA can Kiss our Ass.  Idiots. 

[ChickenNuggets 1,661]

1 hour ago, TheAuditor said:

These hayseeds are great theater:  a) only Bjork would comment publicly like an ass about this - rubbing NCAA's nose in it has zero upside except to the red ass fan base,  b) if there is a school in the SEC that the league office would sacrifice on the NCAA alter on NIL,  it's ATM.  Adults do business in private,  Children do business in the press. 

I think we can all agree that Bjork likely has a very, very, very, very small penis and is compensating... 

[MontereyMX 954]

1 hour ago, BornOrange said:

We can make fun of aggy for tweeting about it and making themselves a target for the NCAA, but our leadership feels the same way.

See the differences 

[Mittens 8,743]

Get ready for the Ol' Sarge meltdown:  To maximize the game-day experience for all Aggies and visitors, the 2023 season marks the last season the Corps of Cadets will conduct a march-in to Kyle Field.

 

[NoName 17,151]

1 hour ago, Mittens said:

Get ready for the Ol' Sarge meltdown:  To maximize the game-day experience for all Aggies and visitors, the 2023 season marks the last season the Corps of Cadets will conduct a march-in to Kyle Field.

 

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3384993

 

 

Edited June 28, 2023 by NoName

[Mr. Drummond 2,244]

15 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I just tried this and my wife did not appreciate my fingers in her ass just fyi.

That's strange, when I do it, she doesn't complain at all. 

[ousux 5,639]

I think we can all agree that Bjork likely has a very, very, very, very small penis and is compensating... 

So just like Jimbo, perfect fit for aggy?

[lilMAC25 4,002]

9 hours ago, BornOrange said:

We can make fun of aggy for tweeting about it and making themselves a target for the NCAA, but our leadership feels the same way.

[Dennis Taylor 19,362]

9 hours ago, BornOrange said:

We can make fun of aggy 

[Crapinon 2,373]

18 hours ago, NoName said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3384993

 

 

And to think it's going to happen in spite of their history as a military institution. 

The iconic Corps of Cadets go far toward shaping the Aggie gameday experience. To honor tradition and the university’s roots as a military institution, the presence of the 2,200 members can be felt as they make their way through campus.

https://today.tamu.edu/2023/06/28/corps-of-cadets-announces-march-in-schedule-for-2023-football-season/

 

[Deej 77,839]

5 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

To honor...the university’s roots as a military institution

[Tex Long 4,665]

34 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

... their roots as a military institution...

 

Actually, aggy roots are as a College of The University, much like the College of Mines (well, and Metallurgy). The latter merged with El Paso JC and became a standing institution, Texas Western and now UTEP. 

UT College Station is a more appropriate name for aggy, but the embarrassment of even closer association with them makes it impossible to go there.

[YGIFS 19,458]

Am I the only one learning there are 2,200 students in the Corps?  I thought it was a few hundred and they actually turned away some applicants. 

2,200 means that just like the school-at-large, they'll take anybody.  WTF?  I always knew they were goofballs but at least had some standards for being a goofball.   

[DFW Horn 6,654]

26 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Am I the only one learning there are 2,200 students in the Corps?  I thought it was a few hundred and they actually turned away some applicants. 

2,200 means that just like the school-at-large, they'll take anybody.  WTF?  I always knew they were goofballs but at least had some standards for being a goofball.   

Back in my day, aggy would admit less qualified students if they'd agree to play Army in the Corps. It's turdition

[66BUFF 2,608]

20 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Back in my day, aggy would admit less qualified students if they'd agree to play Army in the Corps. It's turdition

Still true.  My Daughter had a high school classmate in 2019 that got this offer.  He told them to fuck off and went to Tech

[DFW Horn 6,654]

2 minutes ago, 66BUFF said:

Still true.  My Daughter had a high school classmate in 2019 that got this offer.  He told them to fuck off and went to Tech

I don't see the point in the aggy Corps unless you're serious about ROTC and becoming a commissioned officer upon graduation. We know the percentage of aggy corps turds who go this route is low. No, I don't care to look it up. RD knows

[66BUFF 2,608]

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

I don't see the point in the aggy Corps unless you're serious about ROTC and becoming a commissioned officer upon graduation. We know the percentage of aggy corps turds who go this route is low. No, I don't care to look it up. RD knows

Cosplay

Seem to remember it was around 20 or 25%

[LW Goatman 1,129]

53 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Am I the only one learning there are 2,200 students in the Corps?  I thought it was a few hundred and they actually turned away some applicants. 

2,200 means that just like the school-at-large, they'll take anybody.  WTF?  I always knew they were goofballs but at least had some standards for being a goofball.   

In fact, I believe there is a provisional to gain entrance at aggy with underwhelming scores (you were not in the 70% acceptance rate of aggy, let that sink in) if you join the corps. I guess that kind of makes sense, die hard aggy who are dumber than the normal aggy, join the corps. I'm sure the corps is always hurting for kids to join. 

[YGIFS 19,458]

What do they need so many kids for?  What can do at 2,200 that they can't do at 1,500 and be a little more selective?  They only need a couple hundred for the band.  Why do they bend policy just to bring in more warm bodies?  They're not actually going to war, they don't need two full battalions.  I don't get it.

[BornOrange 1,441]

One of the most ridiculous "Corps traditions" is that they wear their pretend military uniforms at graduation, even if they aren't going into the military.

I went to a family member's graduation that was also the commissioning ceremony for those graduates receiving their military commissions. They were dressed in the uniform of whatever branch of the military they were entering. They received their degree from atm, and then their commission as an officer in whatever branch they were entering. All branches of the military were represented. That part of the ceremony was impressive and patriotic, and I felt grateful for all those deciding to serve their country. But I was dumbfounded to see all these corps turds wearing their pretend army costumes instead of a cap and gown, but not having the balls or the patriotism to serve their country.

My opinion of corps turds was already pretty low, but it certainly went down after that ceremony.

[TrashMaster G 18,102]

10 minutes ago, BornOrange said:

One of the most ridiculous "Corps traditions" is that they wear their pretend military uniforms at graduation, even if they aren't going into the military.

I went to a family member's graduation that was also the commissioning ceremony for those graduates receiving their military commissions. They were dressed in the uniform of whatever branch of the military they were entering. They received their degree from atm, and then their commission as an officer in whatever branch they were entering. All branches of the military were represented. That part of the ceremony was impressive and patriotic, and I felt grateful for all those deciding to serve their country. But I was dumbfounded to see all these corps turds wearing their pretend army costumes instead of a cap and gown, but not having the balls or the patriotism to serve their country.

My opinion of corps turds was already pretty low, but it certainly went down after that ceremony.

But, but, but.... THE BOOTS!!!

[Dennis Taylor 19,362]

1 hour ago, 66BUFF said:

Still true.  My Daughter had a high school classmate in 2019 that got this offer.  He told them to fuck off and went to Tech

Get yer grades up or get yer guns up!

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

I don't see the point in the aggy Corps unless you're serious about ROTC

There are plenty of pictures floating around as to why...most involve male nudity, some sort of water torture in the anus region, partially clad males hugging, etc...I'm sure someone can repost them

[DFW Horn 6,654]

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So go forth and be annoying, Aggies. Be free from the chains of historical statistics and drive every Longhorn up the wall.

 

Edited June 29, 2023 by DFW Horn
odd aggy writer

[ABSR 5,370]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

What do they need so many kids for?  What can do at 2,200 that they can't do at 1,500 and be a little more selective?  They only need a couple hundred for the band.  Why do they bend policy just to bring in more warm bodies?  They're not actually going to war, they don't need two full battalions.  I don't get it.

Do you even band bro!  They need kids who will march to the exact same routine year after year and either play, or pretend to play an instrument.

and dog poop doesn’t pick itself up either.

[Hagbard Celine 11,258]

20 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

So go forth and be annoying, aggy. Be free from the chains of historical statistics and drive every Longhorn up the wall.

They've done this for 140 years while enslaved by chains of historical statistics, so I don't see what's new here.

[Tex Pete 21,489]

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

I don't see the point in the aggy Corps unless you're serious about ROTC and becoming a commissioned officer upon graduation. We know the percentage of aggy corps turds who go this route is low. No, I don't care to look it up. RD knows

I know a girl who planned for years to be in the Corps at aggy as her ROTC program before entering the military.

She ended up transferring to the nursing program at UT after one semester or maybe one year and being in Naval ROTC in Austin before entering the Navy. She was also in several of those famous Hornfans/Shaggy pictures (don't remember what year it was -- mid-'00s) of the Corps doing stupid things. The same set that had the literal redass guys standing in the dorm hallway and had Corps doofuses yelling in people's faces. I never asked her about her transfer, but she was always a very normal person and I knew that she had no idea what she was in for when she signed up for aggy.

[Tex Pete 21,489]

44 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Get yer grades up or get yer guns up!

There are plenty of pictures floating around as to why...most involve male nudity, some sort of water torture in the anus region, partially clad males hugging, etc...I'm sure someone can repost them

That is the set of pictures I am referring to.

[SHOOTER12 8,886]

3 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

I don't see the point in the aggy Corps unless you're serious about ROTC and becoming a commissioned officer upon graduation. We know the percentage of aggy corps turds who go this route is low. No, I don't care to look it up. RD knows

If they are/were serious they wouldn't even consider that shithole.

[Beau Vine 55,867]

On 6/26/2023 at 3:50 PM, Mr. Drummond said:

Florence Henderson could get it.