Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Evil Bill Obrien 3,510]

13 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

 

...and they ALWAYS win their spring game. 

 

7 minutes ago, TexasTroll said:

At least half of them do

To be fair, Aggy claiming the spring game as a W to get them over the hump to a double digit win season isn't that much worse than traditional SEC scheduling of Austin Pea, Furman, Youngstown State, Wofford, etc in addition to some bad G5 OOC to near guarantee 6 win bowl eligibility

[jimmyjazz 47,205]

22 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

To be fair, Aggy claiming the spring game as a W to get them over the hump to a double digit win season isn't that much worse than traditional SEC scheduling of Austin Pea, Furman, Youngstown State, Wofford, etc in addition to some bad G5 OOC to near guarantee 6 win bowl eligibility

I'm not sure beating the bench guys for a team that loses to App State really puts them above any of those powerhouses.

[nnm 37,908]

33 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

 

To be fair, Aggy claiming the spring game as a W to get them over the hump to a double digit win season isn't that much worse than traditional SEC scheduling of Austin Pea, Furman, Youngstown State, Wofford, etc in addition to some bad G5 OOC to near guarantee 6 win bowl eligibility

Scheduling App State should be a near guaranteed win to get to 6 win bowl eligibility. 

[US183 163]

aggy and some of the SEC can’t handle the 2024 SEC Media Days being held in Dallas at SEC Rant. Points to a UT takeover and a sure future collapse as TEXAS always wrecks whatever conference we touch.   
 

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/sec-media-days-to-be-in-dallas-next-year/108992521/

[Evil Bill Obrien 3,510]

15 minutes ago, nnm said:

Scheduling App State should be a near guaranteed win to get to 6 win bowl eligibility. 

It should be, but if it was we wouldn't have gotten this all timer hilarious scene:

 

 

That whole scene made even better when I got to watch Texas State bully App State about a month later, Aggy friends were so, so thrilled to see that

 

Edited July 17, 2023 by Evil Bill Obrien

[Homesickhorn 2,219]

 

Jimbo and Aggy are a match made in heaven aren't they? 

[Vertigo 20,497]

Cross Posting from the screenshots thread. Great find by @SydneyCarton

Guess what the official hand sign is for Texas A&M International in the beautiful and exotic Laredo, Texas?

[Vertigo 20,497]

 

 

[Leanderman 2,367]

No word on offense huh? Wing T or Wishbone?

[someguy 1,558]

Geez...the Petrino answer is even worse on video.  Check out the 9:10 mark of the video.  Reporter asks if they will see the pro-style, play action, under center offense or the Bobby Petrino, 4 wide, power spread.  Jimbo furrows his brow and says, incredulously, "have you ever watched Bobby? Bobby is a lot of underneath play action."  Follow by nervous laughter.  I know this isn't breaking news or anything, but he comes off as incredibly thin skinned and defensive.  He eventually lapsed into a word salad non-answer, but he couldn't help his initial reaction.

[Mitch Cumsteen 18,963]

5 minutes ago, someguy said:

Geez...the Petrino answer is even worse on video.  Check out the 9:10 mark of the video.  Reporter asks if they will see the pro-style, play action, under center offense or the Bobby Petrino, 4 wide, power spread.  Jimbo furrows his brow and says, incredulously, "have you ever watched Bobby? Bobby is a lot of underneath play action."  Follow by nervous laughter.  I know this isn't breaking news or anything, but he comes off as incredibly thin skinned and defensive.  He eventually lapsed into a word salad non-answer, but he couldn't help his initial reaction.

Ya know... Jimbo's not going to get up there and say what they're going to do and how they're going to do it, but everybody knows it's going to look exactly like it did before.

[TexasTroll 454]

1 hour ago, US183 said:

aggy and some of the SEC can’t handle the 2024 SEC Media Days being held in Dallas at SEC Rant. Points to a UT takeover and a sure future collapse as TEXAS always wrecks whatever conference we touch.   
 

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/sec-media-days-to-be-in-dallas-next-year/108992521/

The SEC has been tossing that idea around for a couple years even before Tx/ou inclusion

one can’t expect aggy to use the internet to search , not for propaganda, can we??

[TexasTroll 454]

48 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Cross Posting from the screenshots thread. Great find by @SydneyCarton

Guess what the official hand sign is for Texas A&M International in the beautiful and exotic Laredo, Texas?

Bottom pic

Some things just don’t look right. But as long as her shirt color is never moron, and she keeps her mouth shut….

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Edited July 17, 2023 by TexasTroll

[Wayne 625]

 

[Hagbard Celine 11,255]

and so it begins

[TexEx15 17,951]

5 minutes ago, Wayne said:

 

Are we just going to gloss over the players wearing sunglasses indoors? It reeks of the Texans and their letterman jackets. Or they just smoked a bunch of weed on the plane and are hiding their eyes.

Edited July 17, 2023 by TexEx15

[SydneyCarton 49,505]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Cross Posting from the screenshots thread. Great find by @SydneyCarton

Guess what the official hand sign is for Texas A&M International in the beautiful and exotic Laredo, Texas?

I appreciate the credit but goddamn you for summoning me to the football board and this dipshit’s fucking thread. I would be less offended if you Clockwork Orange’d my eyes open and forced me to watch Autistic Bum Fights. 

which btw is what this thread should be titled. 

[Hagbard Celine 11,255]

3 hours ago, NoName said:

and so it begins

[Hagbard Celine 11,255]

2 hours ago, US183 said:

aggy and some of the SEC can’t handle the 2024 SEC Media Days being held in Dallas at SEC Rant. Points to a UT takeover and a sure future collapse as TEXAS always wrecks whatever conference we touch.   
 

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/sec-media-days-to-be-in-dallas-next-year/108992521/

 

[Gaffords 778]

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Scheduling App State should be a near guaranteed win to get to 6 win bowl eligibility. 

I don't see aggy scheduling App St again within any of our lifetimes.  Their new 100 year decision. 

[TexasMan 11,456]

 

[TreatyOak 17,381]

10 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Which government Department is the NCAA part of???

The NCAA is actually a front for a shadowy global organization that is run by the Rothschilds, the Bilderberg Group and the Federal Reserve to form a cashless world government. They are purposely flooding the Western economies with cheap labor through the transfer portal. Only Aggys have the courage to stand up to them and speak the truth. Hence, Aggy is unfairly punished with fake, lower seedings and purposely hard schedules and biased refs. 

Wake up!!!!!!! 

[TonyTexas 10,772]

Lulz. aggy fans will not be happy

 

[Gatorubet 30,720]

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the Rothschilds, the Bilderberg Group and the Federal Reserve

The thing is, they are all controlled by Reptilians.   And I’m OK with that.

[The Deuce 1,094]

2 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

Are we just going to gloss over the players wearing sunglasses indoors? It reeks of the Texans and their letterman jackets. Or they just smoked a bunch of weed on the plane and are hiding their eyes.

[ousux 5,639]

"hopefully he'll call the game and have suggestions"

Is Bobby even contractually obligated to show up to pyle field on gameday? Jimbo certainly isn't. This shit sounds like Petrino will have the option to call plays if he feels like it...or more likely just wear a headset in the booth connected to his favorite Collie station country music.

[CTC2 2,865]

3 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

 

Don’t think they did a lot of this either.* Don’t care it isn’t been posted because it’s that good. 
 

 

Edited July 18, 2023 by CTC2

[Dewey 3,332]

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Lulz. aggy fans will not be happy

 

Taking the long way to NO. 

[Gaffords 778]

5 hours ago, US183 said:

aggy and some of the SEC can’t handle the 2024 SEC Media Days being held in Dallas at SEC Rant. Points to a UT takeover and a sure future collapse as TEXAS always wrecks whatever conference we touch.   
 

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/sec-media-days-to-be-in-dallas-next-year/108992521/

WRTS...

Better players.  Check. With the whole greatest class evar thing

Better coached.  Check, got Jimbo.. 

Better stadium, facilities, fans. Check. 

Better turditions. Check.

More alumni. Check

More popular. Check.

Better marching band. Check

Saved the world from Nazis and COVID. Check. 

As much, if not more money. Check

 

Now that (once again) they have a legitimate chance on a level playing field to once and for all put tu in their rearview, aggy hears things that go bump in the night at plain noon...

WE aren't even officially a member for another year, yet we already own the SEC.

What happened to "we would own the shorthorns if they weren't scared to play us"?  Instead, we get we want our rivalry with LSU, Alabama (moral victories count stupid sip) and anyone NOT tu as our rivals.  You know our new turditional rivals.

"Fine, whatever, we will but only if they come to our house!     Please? You owe for the whole Bevo thing and not putting us in the playoffs. Not to mention y'all didn't have our backs and allowed the App St. game to take place.

I can't wait to read the posts of how we payed the refs. Especially when we weren't even the one's who handed them the loss...   

Poor battered aggy... Whoop 

 

[Knoxtnhorn 6,309]

So in one day...

1. SEC moves media days to Texas YEARS after aggy has been in the SEC.
2. A. Smith doesn't know that Texas won the last matchup.
3. Jimbo or aggy or Petrino doesn't know who's calling the plays.
4. The players show up in sunglasses which - if you're GA or Bama - might have been cool, I guess.

LOLOLOL.

[Nueces River Rat 5,796]

7 hours ago, NoName said:

[nnm 37,908]

 

[NOOBSDUDE 596]

“What affected us was individualism and NIL now the ones coming in are big on NIL”? What do you remember about the last time they played? “A&M won”. The sunglasses thing, dude these guys have to blown off their asses lol.

[Zeus 6,864]

3 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

The thing is, they are all controlled by Reptilians.   And I’m OK with that.

 

[Longboard Horn 41,355]

[Dnaguy 12,630]

6 hours ago, Wayne said:

 

[wood 11,766]

8 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Cross Posting from the screenshots thread. Great find by @SydneyCarton

Guess what the official hand sign is for Texas A&M International in the beautiful and exotic Laredo, Texas?

I have so many questions ...

[Hagbard Celine 11,255]

2 hours ago, Zeus said:

 

habifropzipulops

[Longboard Horn 41,355]

Since it's Malik Jefferson days til kickoff 

[Pam Cummings 9,868]

What a bunch of clowns with those sunglasses. And these are the supposed "leaders" of that team. A real coach would probably teach them to look people in the eye when they communicate.

[closetojumping 65,429]

8 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

Hahahaha.  That skit is so awesome. I’d forgotten about it. Just terrific. 

[Your Mom 4,973]

11 hours ago, CTC2 said:

Don’t think they did a lot of this either.* Don’t care it isn’t been posted because it’s that good. 
 

 

1:16… too soon. 

[Deej 77,832]

On 7/16/2023 at 9:39 AM, tx ind said:

Don't forget they always win half-times and pre-rivalry game wood stacks.

I'm pretty sure the wood stack has scoreboard. 

[NoName 17,148]

 

[Knoxtnhorn 6,309]

39 minutes ago, NoName said:

 

Not near as far back as, say, 1939.

[Blotto 24,021]

On 7/16/2023 at 9:39 AM, tx ind said:

Don't forget they always win half-times and pre-rivalry game wood stacks.

I assume that's when  the  milkmen get together for a boisterous round of tummysticks before taking the field? 

[Mittens 8,738]

 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,803]

14 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Lulz. aggy fans will not be happy

 

yeah seems clear Jimbo is going to be calling plays again unless Petrino agrees to run Jimbo's offense in which case Petrino will be allowed to call Jimbo's plays.

[TreatyOak 17,381]

[Deej 77,832]

40 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

yeah seems clear Jimbo is going to be calling plays again unless Petrino agrees to run Jimbo's offense in which case Petrino will be allowed to call Jimbo's plays.