Tell Me About Texas a&m

[RomaVicta 30568]

37 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

That calzone QB out of Georgia is out 4-6 weeks. Broken rib.



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Ouch. That game sounds like a nightmare for the kid. I wonder what he'll think watching the A&M QBs get pulverized by Clemson and some of the SEC defenses. He'll still be healing when he's watching the Clemson game on TV.

[kopp0e 1135]

Jimbo says focus on the football team, not on a disgruntled former player... (I really ad libbed all that)

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

11 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

Jimbo says focus on the football team, not on a disgruntled former player... (I really ad libbed all that)

 

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

3 hours ago, kopp0e said:

Jimbo says focus on the football team, not on a disgruntled former player... (I really ad libbed all that)

 

Rank All 14 SEC Teams on Likelihood of Reaching the CFPPosted on 8/26/18 at 11:53 am

441

1. Alabama (no brainer) 
2. Georgia (good team with some questions) 
3. South Carolina (Bama such a lock in west makes them #3 but wayyyyy back) 
4. Florida (see above; SC slightly better) 
5. LSU (just because Mississippi schools would gag) 
6. Mississippi State (not sold; decent; NCSU level) 
7. Auburn (Gus is like a 2002 Accord with cloth seats) 
8. Texas A&M (too soft; scared to play Texas) 
9. Ole Miss (can't see them being all that good) 
10. Kentucky (one RB does not a team make) 
11. Missouri (they'd be mid grade in ACC) 
12. Arkansas (someone had to be 12) 
13. Vanderbilt (best team in Tennessee) 
14. Tennessee (13 fan bases love this pick) 

 

secsec knows aggy.  They ain't getting any mercy....which is a good thing.

[kopp0e 1135]

3 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Rank All 14 SEC Teams on Likelihood of Reaching the CFPPosted on 8/26/18 at 11:53 am

441

1. Alabama (no brainer) 
2. Georgia (good team with some questions) 
3. South Carolina (Bama such a lock in west makes them #3 but wayyyyy back) 
4. Florida (see above; SC slightly better) 
5. LSU (just because Mississippi schools would gag) 
6. Mississippi State (not sold; decent; NCSU level) 
7. Auburn (Gus is like a 2002 Accord with cloth seats) 
8. Texas A&M (too soft; scared to play Texas) 
9. Ole Miss (can't see them being all that good) 
10. Kentucky (one RB does not a team make) 
11. Missouri (they'd be mid grade in ACC) 
12. Arkansas (someone had to be 12) 
13. Vanderbilt (best team in Tennessee) 
14. Tennessee (13 fan bases love this pick) 

 

secsec knows aggy.  They ain't getting any mercy....which is a good thing.

Alabama CFP contender - then everyone else jockeying for a spot in the Sugar Bowl...

[Goodman 3282]

Who on here has a twitter account and 3 minutes to send the Koda Martin article to Rachel? On her show tonight she said she needs a 2nd player to collaborate how aggie and Maryland are similar beyond the LB going to zona. 

https://twitter.com/RachelBaribeau

 

 

[Machinator 32103]

[miguelito 11503]

That story is 0% true.

Other than Hawaii playing CSU.

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

8 minutes ago, miguelito said:

That story is 0% true.

Other than Hawaii playing CSU.

I'm amazed the Hawaii player didn't also have an anecdote about having visited College Station and thinking it had all of the beauty of the islands with twice the down home friendliness. 

Oh, and also how he went to Austin once and was attacked by the homeless gays and called the n word by every person he met. 

Add in those two elements and you have the aggy fictional story trifecta. 

Edited August 27, 2018 by Bill Lumbergh

[Ghost of Shag 2730]

19 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Rank All 14 SEC Teams on Likelihood of Reaching the CFPPosted on 8/26/18 at 11:53 am

441



1. Alabama (no brainer) 
2. Georgia (good team with some questions) 
3. South Carolina (Bama such a lock in west makes them #3 but wayyyyy back) 
4. Florida (see above; SC slightly better) 
5. LSU (just because Mississippi schools would gag) 
6. Mississippi State (not sold; decent; NCSU level) 
7. Auburn (Gus is like a 2002 Accord with cloth seats) 
8. Texas A&M (too soft; scared to play Texas) 
9. Ole Miss (can't see them being all that good) 
10. Kentucky (one RB does not a team make) 
11. Missouri (they'd be mid grade in ACC) 
12. Arkansas (someone had to be 12) 
13. Vanderbilt (best team in Tennessee) 
14. Tennessee (13 fan bases love this pick) 

 

secsec knows aggy.  They ain't getting any mercy....which is a good thing.

Where is this from?  I want to read the Aggy tears.  

[crimsonlonghorn 2313]

That is fucking gold. 

I'm pretty sure he said, "We're not ready to play Bama/LSU/Georgia yet" and aggy delusion took over from there. 

[Beau Vine 55863]

Oh sure.  Hawaii has played tOSU, Michigan, and Wisconsin in the last couple of years, and plays Washington next season, but they're afraid of A&M.

Yep.

[Scholz 12305]

"Big time SEC team".  In what world...?  I mean how delusional are aggys?  Is there no bottom?  My God.  Those people make me weep for humanity they're so GD stupid.  

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

"Big time SEC team".  In what world...?  I mean how delusional are aggys?  Is there no bottom?  My God.  Those people make me weep for humanity they're so GD stupid.  

Given your avatar, I have to ask, are we still doing "phrasing?" 

[Bevo14 8468]

5 minutes ago, Scholz said:

"Big time SEC team".  In what world...?  I mean how delusional are aggys?  Is there no bottom?  My God.  Those people make me weep for humanity they're so GD stupid.  

That anecdote is more believable if you interpret the Hawaii kid's response as extremely sarcastic

[miguelito 11503]

Maybe he meant that Hawaii's schedule was full.

[Machinator 32103]

 

[Scholz 12305]

Just now, Machinator said:

 

"aggy AD embarrassed by being outed as a pussy and trying to save face...."

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

54 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Where is this from?  I want to read the Aggy tears.  

Secrant football forum.

[Dennis Taylor 19345]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

1 hour ago, miguelito said:

That story is 0% true.

Other than Hawaii playing CSU.

Come on man, I'm sure he had an aggy shirt on too 

[Rockethorn1978 6205]

15 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

LOL. Dallas Morning news hired the biggest texags fluff piece writer beside Chin Pubes ever in ben baby. This guy is the worse, and he predicted aggy will go 8-4. LULLZzz I can't wait till they get butt fucked because i'm emailing him a lol after every loss.

[RomaVicta 30568]

48 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

That anecdote is more believable if you interpret the Hawaii kid's response as extremely sarcastic

Yep. Aggies are irony deaf.

Imagine an Aggie and his wife wearing their maroon SEC shirts approaching you to talk football. You're a player. The Aggies inevitably reveal their unjustified arrogance about being an SEC team from the toughest division in the toughest football conference in the world. "Maybe y'all would like to play us."

You look at a teammate then back at the Aggie. "Oh no, we couldn't handle a game with such a well known powerhouse."

As you expect, the Aggie takes you seriously. "Yeah, it's pretty tough. We beat 'Bama a few years ago."

"Nice talking to you, man." You leave the glowing Aggie shaking your head. "Texas people are idiots."

Thanks, Aggies.

or

The story is the typical lie they've made a tradition of telling themselves. Here's an example of a tu lie on Texags now:

Quote

I heard, through the grapevine (parents of some players) Herman is very aloof toward the players. Examples

• Doesn't remember player names
• Doesn't say hello or acknowledge them if he happens to see them in a hallway or on campus

Wouldn't surprise me if that's part of the reason for the exodus.

I suspect that all of the mandated kissing & hugging is an attempt to make up for (address) his anti-social behavior.

I broke my addiction to Texags idiocy. It was pretty easy since they just repeat the same things over and over again. It is fun to read when they're bad.

[sdm 929]

Hawaii has nothing to prove. Hawaii's already played and beaten Alabama and aggy is nothing but a pimple on Bama's ass.

[Leanderman 2363]

Did he lose his ring, and other aggies bought him a new one while he was at it?

 

[Orange&White 5573]

8 minutes ago, sdm said:

Hawaii has nothing to prove. Hawaii's already played and beaten Alabama and aggy is nothing but a pimple on Bama's ass.

EXCUSE ME SIR!!! Maybe you don't rememeber when they beat 'em that one time!

[C-Man 27779]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

[C-Man 27779]

39 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

LOL. Dallas Morning news hired the biggest texags fluff piece writer beside Chin Pubes ever in ben baby. This guy is the worse, and he predicted aggy will go 8-4. LULLZzz I can't wait till they get butt fucked because i'm emailing him a lol after every loss.

Somebody needs to jump on there and point out that aggy has not one but two open non-conference games to schedule in 2022 and 2023.

[Magus Ossis 2997]

So Woodward basically acknowledged that they are saving a spot in their schedule for a cupcake, and that is the reason "anytime, anywhere" has become "under the right circumstances."

[Beau Vine 55863]

Just now, Magus Ossis said:

So Woodward basically acknowledged that they are saving a spot in their schedule for a cupcake, and that is the reason "anytime, anywhere" has become "under the right circumstances."

No, they're saving spots for two cupcakes.  Two more cupcakes, actually. 

 

[C-Man 27779]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

No, they're saving spots for two cupcakes.  Two more cupcakes, actually. 

 

Incarnate Word and ACC are betting-line favorites at this point. Maybe A&M Consolidated.

[Chopper 17431]

aggy is only up for the challenge of playing Prairie View a&m once every ten years or so, that's how big of pussies they are.

[Scholz 12305]

56 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

or

The story is the typical lie they've made a tradition of telling themselves. 

In all honesty of course it’s this. Never seen such a consistently dishonest group of people in my life.

[deft 7059]

aggy is only up for the challenge of playing Prairie View a&m once every ten years or so, that's how big of pussies they are.

Thy don’t want to risk losing halftime.

[crimsonlonghorn 2313]

In all seriousness, being conflated with a "big time SEC team" is exactly why they got all hot and wet 7 years ago about leaving and couldn't get out the door fast enough.

They've never accomplished anything beyond winning the Cotton Bowl a few times, so the Osmotic Self-Esteem is all they've got. Hell, besides TOTTBB, the high point of their SEC existence was JFF beating OU in the Cotton Bowl. (plus ça change...)

I seriously doubt that the real Hawaii conversation went down the way it was described, but something was definitely said that was close enough that they immediately latched onto it and took it as validation that they really really are now "big time" and feared by other teams.

[Vic Mackey 47952]

Since it is officially game week, lets look at what Aggy did last year to open the season. Lulz. 

Or you can watch the 30min condensed version of the whole game

 

[hookem48 4843]

19 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

I seriously doubt that the Hawaii conversation happened in any way, shape, form or fashion.

fify

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

I seriously doubt that the Hawaii conversation happened in any way, shape, form or fashion.

 

2 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

fify

Yeah, this is where I sit.  It's completely made up.

Saw this on Twitter, can't verify if it's true or not, but I really hope it is:

 

[Leanderman 2363]

The only Austin school the gomers wanna play is the State School For The Deaf.

[PencilPusher 454]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Woodard clearly went to the Urban Meyer school of media relations, at least as it relates to coming up with a half-assed excuse to attempt to save face. He just got his ass handed to him by the media after clearly releasing this story to try to puff up A&M as being above playing UT and it was a complete failure. CDC basically said we made a legit offer, it was rebuffed, and we have now scheduled 15 years out with better programs. Woodard is left looking weak, and well frankly like little brother.

As David Byrne said......same as it ever was

[Machinator 32103]

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3873]

10 underclassmen starting and they are predicting they'll be a better team. Ouch.

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

2 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

10 underclassmen starting and they are predicting they'll be a better team. Ouch.

Clearly you're forgetting something with your big city logic and facts...

[po elvis 2138]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Or you can watch the 30min condensed version of the whole game

 

26:55 is must watch tv.

[NaTeWHO 870]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Since it is officially game week, lets look at what Aggy did last year to open the season. Lulz.  

I had forgotten how awesome that game was. So many laughs. I LOVE aggy crowd shots.

[Valmy77 13626]

Even watching it again it is hard to believe they managed to lose that game. 

[Machinator 32103]

 

[Valmy77 13626]

Did he get kicked out of Arizona to?

[Machinator 32103]

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Did he get kicked out of Arizona to?

Yes, a video surfaced of him making some racist statements.

[Valmy77 13626]

Just now, Machinator said:

Yes, a video surfaced of him making some racist statements.

What a piece of work.

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

15 minutes ago, po elvis said:

26:55 is must watch tv.

I've never actually watched the game, just read about what happened.  After watching from this mark on, that was a pretty epic meltdown that only aggy could achieve.

Ucla wasn't particularly spectacular throughout the comeback.  They had way too many penalties at critical moments, and at least 3 Rosen passes that should easily have been picks.  Over and over, aggy let them off the hook for just one more play, and that's all they needed.

It's beautiful that Mond was initially called for the first down on that final run, only to have it overturned.  I would've loved to have been at an aggy watch party in that moment.