Tell Me About Texas a&m

[ShowmeyourTDs 1160]

34 minutes ago, PencilPusher said:

Woodard clearly went to the Urban Meyer school of media relations, at least as it relates to coming up with a half-assed excuse to attempt to save face. He just got his ass handed to him by the media after clearly releasing this story to try to puff up A&M as being above playing UT and it was a complete failure. CDC basically said we made a legit offer, it was rebuffed, and we have now scheduled 15 years out with better programs. Woodard is left looking weak, and well frankly like little brother.

As David Byrne said......same as it ever was

The best part is when aggy said, no we can’t schedule you.  CDC promptly went to Alabama and scheduled them ... checkmate bitches.

[joeycovers 399]

Up 44-31. Just under 6 min to go. 2 and 3 at the UCLA 15. Came away with nothing. That's when the game was over ATL SB style. 

[Scholz 12305]

1) Fake clocking of football for winning TD hilarious.

2) Is there anything more schadenfreude than looking at incredulous aggy faces in the crowd after yet another epic choke job?  Lulz.  You'd think they'd be used to it by now.

[GotThatFire 166]

4 hours ago, Machinator said:

Riiiiiighht. L O Fuckin L

[GotThatFire 166]

16 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

 The comments were good to go while he was at aggy,  but after he told on them for buying recruits the character assassination campaign began 

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

18 minutes ago, Scholz said:

1) Fake clocking of football for winning TD hilarious.

2) Is there anything more schadenfreude than looking at incredulous aggy faces in the crowd after yet another epic choke job?  Lulz.  You'd think they'd be used to it by now.

With 6 minutes left in the game, they were all celebrating how happy they were that they decided to spend the money and fly out to see the opener.  Whoo-oops.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Plus c'est la même chose.

This page a reminder that aggy is "all things 'plus' sized".

[Thetexashammer 1062]

Kellen Mond is their starting QB. 

[Jkwellborn 7035]

I’ve read where some ags are saying basically in baggins they trust. He’s a qb whisperer and Mond is improved. He completed 80% of his passes including drops one day in practice. Lol

[texasstrong12 4668]

if aggy doesn't win the SEC this year it's 20 years without a conference championship in football. 

This is incredible. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 minute ago, texasstrong12 said:

if aggy doesn't win the SEC this year it's 20 years without a conference championship in football. 

This is incredible. 

I'm pretty sure they word you were looking for was "when" not "if".

[Doc Reeves 6434]

3 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

if aggy doesn't win the SEC this year it's 20 years without a conference championship in football. 

This is incredible. 

aggy does what aggy is good at 

[Randolph Duke 4034]

10 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

aggy does what aggy is good at 

It’s 20 years for aggy without consecutive seasons with a winning record in conference play. Seriously. Two seasons in a row above .500 in their conference. Impossible for aggy over the last generation.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1160]

42 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

I’ve read where some ags are saying basically in baggins they trust. He’s a qb whisperer and Mond is improved. He completed 80% of his passes including drops one day in practice. Lol
 

In the words of Jordan Shipley, “once you present the suckler, that’s when the real whispering begins”.

it may be more of a paraphrase, but whatever.

Edited August 28, 2018 by ShowmeyourTDs
Can’t recall the quote from Melking the cow elk.

[Deej 77813]

40 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

if aggy doesn't win the SEC this year it's 20 years without a conference championship in football. 

This is incredible. 

It's not aggy's fault. All of college football has conspired with Texas to keep them from winning a conference title. 

[Wishbone 4958]

49 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

I’ve read where some ags are saying basically in baggins they trust. He’s a qb whisperer and Mond is improved. He completed 80% of his passes including drops one day in practice. Lol
 

Whose drops, his or his targets?

[Treefidy 1507]

56 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

I’ve read where some ags are saying basically in baggins they trust. He’s a qb whisperer and Mond is improved. He completed 80% of his passes including drops one day in practice. Lol
 

This is so aggy. 

Their QB completed 100% of his passes, they just ran out of receptions. 

[El Squared 1847]

7 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

 

 

Yeah, this is where I sit.  It's completely made up.

Saw this on Twitter, can't verify if it's true or not, but I really hope it is:

I think what likely happened is that the aggy smoked some Maui Wowie in Estes Park and got his delusions  even more aggified.

 

[Treefidy 1507]

11 minutes ago, El Squared said:

 

Actually Hawaii does fly commercial.  Makes sense with their distance of travel for games.  

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

1 hour ago, texasstrong12 said:

if aggy doesn't win the SEC this year it's 20 years without a conference championship in football. 

This is incredible. 

No....this is just aggy.

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

So, jimbo is making $7.5M this year....that's about $1-$1.25M per victory....if I figured that correctly.   Crazy $.

[The University 852]

14 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

So, jimbo is making $7.5M this year....that's about $1-$1.25M per victory....if I figured that correctly.   Crazy $.

stupid sip. every victry gonna broughten in $75M in t-shirt sales alone.

[Beau Vine 55863]

2 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

Kellen Mond is their starting QB. 

Starckel is ass, my dude.

[Deej 77813]

1.5 million a win.

[RamjetFDO 10648]

It's not aggy's fault. All of college football has conspired with Texas to keep them from winning a conference title. 

More a narcoleptic midget than a sleeping giant at this pace ...

[Gardner Barnes 1579]

I’ve read where some ags are saying basically in baggins they trust. He’s a qb whisperer and Mond is improved. He completed 80% of his passes including drops one day in practice. Lol

Serious question because I don’t know -
Historically, other than a once in a generational QB who has the QB whisperer whispered?

[Jkwellborn 7035]

Fuck if I know. I don’t think that Francois kid was terrible his freshman year.

[lemonandaturd 4289]

40 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:

 

Serious question because I don’t know -
Historically, other than a once in a generational QB who has the QB whisperer whispered?

 

Sweet nothings to Josh Booty and Jamarcus Russell?  

Edited August 28, 2018 by lemonandaturd

[Magus Ossis 2997]

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

So, jimbo is making $7.5M this year....that's about $1-$1.25M per victory....if I figured that correctly.   Crazy $.

It may be amusing to break that down in terms of how many grand per TD, depending on how the season goes.

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

26 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

It may be amusing to break that down in terms of how many grand per TD, depending on how the season goes.

It's still $20,548 per day.....let me repeat:  $20,548 PER DAY......win or lose.

[markstanco 12786]

Actually Hawaii does fly commercial.  Makes sense with their distance of travel for games.  

This makes sense, even though the story is false. Could not imagine the cost for a charter from Hawaii to denver vs buying power on commercial.

If anybody could find out if they flew commercial or charter....randy could.

[Vic Mackey 47952]

4 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

It’s 20 years for aggy without consecutive seasons with a winning record in conference play. Seriously. Two seasons in a row above .500 in their conference. Impossible for aggy over the last generation.

Wow this is pretty fucking pathetic.

[kopp0e 1135]

9 hours ago, po elvis said:

26:55 is must watch tv.

I think this was one of the better plays...

[Treefidy 1507]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

This makes sense, even though the story is false. Could not imagine the cost for a charter from Hawaii to denver vs buying power on commercial.

If anybody could find out if they flew commercial or charter....randy could.

There's an article in the coloradoan "hurricane Lane tough on Hawaii football team traveling to CSU"

[Doc Reeves 6434]

6 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

It's still $20,548 per day.....let me repeat:  $20,548 PER DAY......win or lose.

Now THATS fuck you money...

[Doc Reeves 6434]

4 hours ago, markstanco said:

This makes sense, even though the story is false. Could not imagine the cost for a charter from Hawaii to denver vs buying power on commercial.

If anybody could find out if they flew commercial or charter....randy could.

To the UHawaii boards!!

wait... does UH have a board?

 

[SHOOTER12 8886]

Watching College Football Live this morning and one of the talking heads made this comment about the Clemson defensive line.

"It's a high quality NFL defensive line, except....they're in college".......poooooor aggy.

[campcrunk 2551]

15 hours ago, Scholz said:

2) Is there anything more schadenfreude than looking at incredulous aggy faces in the crowd after yet another epic choke job?  Lulz.  You'd think they'd be used to it by now.

One of my absolute favorite things about aggy is that they will NEVER get used to it. They've spent so much time time repeating the standard aggy mantra about how they're a sleeping giant, just need the right corch, this is the year, they're headed back to some illusory "golden age" when they were really, really good (never mind that they've NEVER been really good, even when they were cheating like hell and still never managed to win anything), the 1-9 Junction team was one of the most magical teams ever because "BUHR BRAHENT!", they're a real SEC big boy, premier SEC west program in the state, etc., that the aggy hive mind has accepted these statements as absolute, unimpeachable truth.

They good enough, they're smart enough, and, doggone it, people like them.

Except they've never been good enough, they sure as hell have never been smart, and everyone thinks they're a bizarre cult filled with dog-worshiping, sheep-humping, jizz jar collecting weirdos.  Meanwhile, "click-clack" goes the roller coaster as it climbs toward new and unforeseen heights mere moments before the inevitable, crushing descent back to reality. I, for one, cannot wait.

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

Over the last few years I've had plenty of conversations with fans of other schools where I've said things like "yeah, Texas is just not very good right now, and probably won't be for a few more years." I don't like saying it, but anyone with two eyes already knows it, so why pretend? 

What strikes me is, for the entirety of my time watching cfb aggy has mostly been different shades of bad to average.  A couple of fluke good seasons, but for the most part a middling team.

Living in dfw, I encounter a lot of aggy, and I don't think I've once encountered one willing to admit the same.  There's always some excuse, some scapegoat, some reason why they're actually a much better team than how they performed this year.  Just wait, next year things will line up better and you'll see they were right.

This is why I think the season is so hard on them.  They really can't see how far they are and have been from good, and honestly believe they just need a couple of breaks to go their way for the world to finally see it.  This year if they'll just whoop a little louder, stand a little longer, and squeeze a little harder, the stars will align and you'll all see what they've known all along. 

Poor aggy. 

 

[campcrunk 2551]

28 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Over the last few years I've had plenty of conversations with fans of other schools where I've said things like "yeah, Texas is just not very good right now, and probably won't be for a few more years." I don't like saying it, but anyone with two eyes already knows it, so why pretend? 

What strikes me is, for the entirety of my time watching cfb aggy has mostly been different shades of bad to average.  A couple of fluke good seasons, but for the most part a middling team.

Living in dfw, I encounter a lot of aggy, and I don't think I've once encountered one willing to admit the same.  There's always some excuse, some scapegoat, some reason why they're actually a much better team than how they performed this year.  Just wait, next year things will line up better and you'll see they were right.

This is why I think the season is so hard on them.  They really can't see how far they are and have been from good, and honestly believe they just need a couple of breaks to go their way for the world to finally see it.  This year if they'll just whoop a little louder, stand a little longer, and squeeze a little harder, the stars will align and you'll all see what they've known all along. 

Poor aggy. 

 

Click clack click clack click clack....

[Leanderman 2362]

So if the gomers knew this tape of certain LB existed and didn't do anything about it until he transferred out, doesn't that make them just as racist for doing nothing?

[Scholz 12305]

45 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

So if the gomers knew this tape of certain LB existed and didn't do anything about it until he transferred out, doesn't that make them just as racist for doing nothing?

There are no racists at a&m.  

[Scholz 12305]

13 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

aggy does what aggy is good at 

This.  Not winning jack squat is their core competency.

[mbtex 697]

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"They take care of you down there," the younger McCoy told the Midland Reporter-Telegram. "I know from my brother they keep your pockets full, give you plenty of money, keep feeding you meals. Besides that all the help they give you with football. They keep you on your grades with private tutoring. Just good all-around."

https://www.theeagle.com/archives/recruit-s-slip-has-tongues-wagging/article_5d3c16f9-2e78-515c-919a-3c87f290a848.html

[The University 852]

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[Artie Fatso 161]

28 minutes ago, mbtex said:

https://www.theeagle.com/archives/recruit-s-slip-has-tongues-wagging/article_5d3c16f9-2e78-515c-919a-3c87f290a848.html

Please....the only way to take care of someone with a brain in Aggyville is to provide them a twelve pack, funnel, lots of Demerol and the first ticket out of town.

[kopp0e 1135]

5 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Watching College Football Live this morning and one of the talking heads made this comment about the Clemson defensive line.

"It's a high quality NFL defensive line, except....they're in college".......poooooor aggy.

But I thought Jimbo and A&M fans had the next 10 years to get ready for the game against Clemson, no..? 😏

[po elvis 2138]

the one thing aggy has going for it against Clemson is Clemson always throws out a few clunkers against some rather average teams.

[SHOOTER12 8886]

5 minutes ago, po elvis said:

the one thing aggy has going for it against Clemson is Clemson always throws out a few clunkers against some rather average teams.

But..but  what do they do against sleeping giants?

[Zavala 1384]

City of college station is so funny. I went to look up which building code they've adopted for work, wound up on some obscure looking blog full of girls bitching about how trashed their city is.

https://blog.cstx.gov/tag/code-enforcement/