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1 hour ago, DalTxHornFan said:

He overcame a lot of adversity. Taylor Duck, aggy Corp dork.  But was later a UT grad and member of Texas Sigma Chi.  What was his handle on TOS?

You can bet aggy claims him. Like they claim Horace Carswell, who attended aggy one year, hated it, transferred to TCU, lettered in football on a MNC team, graduated from TCU, and was awarded the MoH posthumously. Since he’s dead and can’t object, aggy claims him as one of their MoH winners. 

Stolen valor. Another aggy turdition. 

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15 hours ago, South Austin said:

He’s still aggy, so I’m Torn on this one.

So was Rip.

He was in the Corps before graduating from Texas.

 

ETA: Damn, AB beat me, but only by like 12 hours.  ;)

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"Lots of talk in the news about the first California tropical storm since 1939.  You know what else happened in 1939?  Whoop!"
If Poland is invaded by Germany it shall be a sure sign. 
If Poland invades Germany does that reverse history and take away aggys lone trophy?
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1 hour ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Fake Liberty Bell in College Station" is some straight up "Paris, China" LOL:

That must be what keeps them free from all those championships and cheerleaders without beanbags. 

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Many years ago on one of the now defunct Longhorn message boards, somebody said "aggys were the greatest unintentional comedians of all time," or something to that effect.  Truer words have never been spoken.   "Ignoring the athletic record for a minute" should read "ignoring the athletic record for over 100 years."

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2 hours ago, Zone Read said:

Many years ago on one of the now defunct Longhorn message boards, somebody said "aggys were the greatest unintentional comedians of all time," or something to that effect.  Truer words have never been spoken.   "Ignoring the athletic record for a minute" should read "ignoring the athletic record for over 100 years."

God's gift to unintentional comedy

You're welcome. 

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5 hours ago, Zone Read said:

Many years ago on one of the now defunct Longhorn message boards, somebody said "aggys were the greatest unintentional comedians of all time," or something to that effect.  Truer words have never been spoken.   "Ignoring the athletic record for a minute" should read "ignoring the athletic record for over 100 years."

Over 100 years?

Try over 129 years.

And the "Liberty Bell" was to help sell U.S government debt in or about 1947. There were given to each state and several more were made available. The state of Texas was more about the Texas state independence. 

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17 hours ago, Doctor of Neighborhood said:

From a characteristic standpoint, “stand a candle” doesn’t mean a thing.  

Beyond that, I celebrate the writer’s bold use of semi-coherent phrases as stand-alone sentences.  You, sir, have represented your mechanical college well.

“stand a candle”?

Those jackoffs can’t even stand firewood.

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1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Who “stands” firewood?

People who fall off of it.  Our poor taste jokes aside, their alumni, student groups, and administration should have been prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for that shitshow.  Fuck them, fuck that entire cult.  And for every Longhorn who thinks like they do.  It's all the same shit.  It's just shit.

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