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46 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

I always lose track of my speed when I'm going 85 in a 35-45 zone.

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Shemar Turner only had one tackle Saturday.

Police a month ago when Shemar was speeding.........

Police- "Son you need to slow down. We are gon let you slide. Good luck this season!"

Turner- "Thank you officer"

A month later Shemar has one tackle against Miami.........

Police knock at his door

Police- "Son looks like we won't be able to let that speeding slide after all"

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2 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

I always lose track of my speed when I'm going 85 in a 35-45 zone.

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I never tried it but I always assumed doubling the speed limit would result in something more than defensive driving and community service. Can anyone here shed light on what the average Joe would face with that charge?

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“However, if you exceed that 5 mph threshold by any amount—regardless of how small—your violation will be bumped up to a Class B Misdemeanor with penalties including fines from $100 - $2,000 and up to 180 days in jail. For more serious offenses such as going more than 25 mph over the speed limit or evading arrest altogether, you may face felony charges with penalties ranging from lengthy jail sentences to thousands of dollars in fines.”

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4 minutes ago, deft said:


Who’s selling this shit? Act like you’ve been there. It wasn’t a fucking bowl game.

The wife received this email this morning. She’s a huge Bama fan so she didn’t like seeing this first thing in the morning  

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This is still one of the all time stupidest moments in sports for me. 
Banana republics are more low key welcoming foreign world leaders.

People think we exaggerate and make shit up about aggy, or at least they used to until aggy unleashed themselves to the rest of the country.
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Dumb question amnesty please, but what’s the story behind the pic?  Jimbo arriving in CS after getting hired?
Yes, it's the famous tin pot dictator welcome pic. I wouldn't be surprised if they found an old 70's Mercedes 600..painted it maroon and affixed flags to the front fenders
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