Tell Me About Texas a&m

[RomaVicta 30,590]

Win ten games a year. Dominate your sorry asses. Play in another national championship game and should have played in the one the year before that. Other than that, Mack at Texas is just like Jimbo wherever the fuck he is.

[nnm 37,906]

Just now, Deej said:

They've really painted themselves into a corner with the narrative that we only beat Bama because Bama is down. 

If they beat Bama, Bama is down, so it doesn't mean anything. If they lose, they lost to a down Bama. 

 

Do you even aggy, bro?  If Bama beats them its because UT caught Bama early in the season and Bama always gets better as the season goes along, so aggy will have peak Bama whereas UT got down Bama.  

[NWAustinDude 2,266]

 

 

[Deej 77,826]

If Jimbo somehow wins 9 games, I hope they give him another extension. 

[Hagbard Celine 11,254]

4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

The amazing part is how that only affected aggy and Miami was unfazed by it

cons have special "logo cleats" from cuba

[Hagbard Celine 11,254]

requoting looch from 21, this *IS* the absolute stupidest meaningless assinine thing i have ever read on the intertrons:

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If it doesn't work, you lose money. Everyone is making a big deal about it, but it's like me and Olin living in the same neighborhood. If I saw him driving a Maserati, that's Olin's business. Not mine. The way the media is acting would be like me walking around the neighborhood calling Olin an idiot for spending that money on a car. Who's the idiot in that scenario?

what in the goddamn everloving fuck is he talking about here?  these knuckledragger mongoloids have wasted almost a BILLION DOLLARS of OUR MONEY in the past decade

where is the lege an UTIMCO in all this?  how can we allow their AUF check to be written?  it's like a banana republic inside a college that was never separated from it's parent university..... wait.... wut?

[MissingInAction 25,556]

3 hours ago, Hondo said:

The logo was at midfield.  Miami spent most of their time in the endzone.  

[Deej 77,826]

Has anyone in College Station ever owned a Maserati?

[msucolt45 4,229]

They sure as Hell didn’t buy it there!

Hook’em!!!

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,508]

This is aggy we're talking about. If they somehow beat Bama their narrative will be that this was the best  team Saban's ever coached, the Jimbo+Petrino experiment is working, Weigman for Heisman, etc.

Then they'll claim our win over the same squad was a fluke, the entire Bama team had Covid, the dirty t-sips cheated, blah, blah, blah.

[nnm 37,906]

29 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

requoting looch from 21, this *IS* the absolute stupidest meaningless assinine thing i have ever read on the intertrons:

what in the goddamn everloving fuck is he talking about here?  these knuckledragger mongoloids have wasted almost a BILLION DOLLARS of OUR MONEY in the past decade

where is the lege an UTIMCO in all this?  how can we allow their AUF check to be written?  it's like a banana republic inside a college that was never separated from it's parent university..... wait.... wut?

It’s all part of the aggy diploma mill master plan. Churn out enough aggy so they can control all parts of state guvmint and turn the tables on those durn ol’ sips. 

[ousux 5,639]

Has anyone in College Station ever owned a Maserati?

Probably. I mean Maserati sucks with the exception of a few older models out of production for decades now. These days they're either inferior copies of Ferrari or shitty unreliable sedans/crossovers.

Edit- no offense if you have one

[Armybrat 41,408]

1 hour ago, Horndog said:

For a group that vocally decries all forms of socialism, they don't seem to mind using other people's money when it comes to football.

Or TexAgs taking hundreds of thousands in taxpayer government money during the pandemic.

[Grade of D as in David 13,255]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Win ten games a year. Dominate your sorry asses. Play in another national championship game and should have played in the one the year before that. Other than that, Mack at Texas is just like Jimbo wherever the fuck he is.

The fucking audacity of that dip shit to compare crab legs to football Jesus.

[Js1 87,183]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

If Jimbo somehow wins 9 games, I hope they give him another extension. 

How many years does he need to win those 9?

[Rudiger 1,181]

7 hours ago, Hondo said:

Most schools have aircraft, but state schools probably aren't getting away with a Gulfstream.  Think King Air or Citation.

That "A&M" jet is a 1997 G-IV; owner is based out of Ft. Worth/Benbrook.  Either a workaround for the University so they don't have to answer to the state legislature, or a wealthy alumnus/fan who owns and operates it, "donating" flight time to the school.

A twenty-year-old (at the time) GIV is pretty low rent, all things considered.
 

When we hired Sark, my colleague lent his new Challenger 650 to pick him up. 

[SHOOTER12 8,886]

2 hours ago, nnm said:

If this site is an RV, what it really needs to do is offload. A read of most posts (especially mine) will tell you there’s no doubt the shitter’s full. 

That's because we're all full of shit most of the time.....or all of the time. 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,169]

This is the only score shirt I’ve ever owned.  I don’t wear it, but it’s a nice thing to own.  Poor aggy won’t ever know what this is like!

I wear that exact shirt around the house all the time. In fact just took it off after some yard work. My favorite single game shirt ever, though, and someone in my family is an ass and threw it out, was a picture of Jesus holding a football with the caption “To hell with OU”. Fucking loved that shirt. I guess technically it was only a single game shirt because I bought it just before my first TX/OU game in 1990 and it was sold for that game but it was before the game and therefore no scoreboard.

[msucolt45 4,229]

Or TexAgs taking hundreds of thousands in taxpayer government money during the pandemic.

I like how how all the “insurance agents” can cobble enough dough to buy out Jimbo!
Good luck with that! Jimbo is riding the train like Mack did his last 2-3 years, except Mack didn’t have a gravy train/ guaranteed contract like Jimbo.

Hook’em!!!

[deft 7,059]

Has anyone in College Station ever owned a Maserati?

Aggy’s Maserati does 185
They lost their license and now they don’t drive play the first quarter against ULM

[Beau Vine 55,867]

1 hour ago, ousux said:

Probably. I mean Maserati sucks with the exception of a few older models out of production for decades now. These days they're either inferior copies of Ferrari or shitty unreliable sedans/crossovers.

Edit- no offense if you have one

I'm offended because mine does 185.

[closetojumping 65,427]

7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I'm offended because mine does 185.

Mine did too, but I lost my license, so now I don’t drive. 

[msucolt45 4,229]

I’ve even worn my Bama vs UT Rose Bowl shirt from ‘09. I’ve had multiple aggy over the years that have seen it and “commented”, like “how did that go for y’all?” All I could say was at least we were in a game where you could get a shirt at Academy! Hook’em Horns!! MFer!

Hook’em!!!

[YGIFS 19,458]

I just found a shirt earlier this summer that I apparently, according to my wife, paid $15 for after the 2006 Rose Bowl.  It had "USC National Champions"on it with both our helmet logos and the date.  Obviously one of those they work up for both teams and this street vendor got ahold of a box of 'em before the rest headed to LAX to be shipped overseas.  I had a few laughs and then put in a box with some other shit we donated to goodwill with some stuff the kids have outgrown.  

But that moment a few weeks ago and this thread gave me an idea.  Through our church or some other non-profit, I want to make a run of like 100 shirts, nothing crazy.  And they say "Texas A&M:  2024 National Champions." with all the logos and trappings and color schemes and CFP trophy shit.  And have them shipped directly to some missionary village in South America or Africa.  And have photographs taken of kids wearing the shirts.  And then send them to every single Aggie I know, and every single member of their Athletic Dept. and System offices. 

They're notorious about claiming fake dates for titles.  But this is from "the future."  But it may also suggest to them, they played for the national title but didn't win it, hence the excess shirts getting sent overseas.  But maybe, there's some Aggie chapter tradition in Ecuador or Swaziland where they get the shirts early to throw out good vibes for the season.  I don't know exactly how it goes.  Sometimes the slow kid at the end of the lunch table just wants to be in on the joke, and you get enough of them together and they form a tradition called Aggieland.  

[Dennis Taylor 19,355]

1 hour ago, Rudiger said:

A twenty-year-old (at the time) GIV is pretty low rent, all things considered.
 

When we hired Sark, my colleague lent his new Challenger 650 to pick him up. 

[AUS-97HORN 12,051]

Frankly, If I was an aggy big doner, I would be thinking about ways of paying like 4 or 5 high end escorts to entrap Jimbo in some sort of compromising position/ scandal/ etc so that you have a chance to enact the morality clause to save yourself $70m in buyout.   probably could do it for less than $500k

[Jkwellborn 7,036]

Frankly, If I was an aggy big doner, I would be thinking about ways of paying like 4 or 5 high end escorts to entrap Jimbo in some sort of compromising position/ scandal/ etc so that you have a chance to enact the morality clause to save yourself $70m in buyout.   probably could do it for less than $500k

You gonna pay 4 or 5 man whores to fuck his wife while he watches? He probably already does that.

[msucolt45 4,229]

Frankly, If I was an aggy big doner, I would be thinking about ways of paying like 4 or 5 high end escorts to entrap Jimbo in some sort of compromising position/ scandal/ etc so that you have a chance to enact the morality clause to save yourself $70m in buyout.   probably could do it for less than $500k

I read that like “big boner” my bad, too many post-work cold ones on the back porch! Mama leaves me alone out there, as she says I sweat out half I drink. Good on her - 31 years!

Hook’em!!!

[deft 7,059]

“Big donator”
~rocko20

[msucolt45 4,229]

aggy needs more RNs as donors! Talking about discretionary income!

Hook’em!!!

[honolulu horn 6,230]

I have no idea what in the fuck half of this page is talking about. 

[msucolt45 4,229]

I have no idea what in the fuck half of this page is talking about. 

You’re not drinking enough on your back porch to understand!

Hook’em!!!

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,921]

 

 

[Horn Dogg 4,297]

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Win ten games a year. Dominate your sorry asses. Play in another national championship game and should have played in the one the year before that. Other than that, Mack at Texas is just like Jimbo wherever the fuck he is.

Jimbo got paid more, so he’s winning that stat!

[Blotto 24,021]

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Has anyone in College Station ever owned a Maserati?

+     =  

 

 

 

Maybe a Mazdarati if they can scrounge up $30K. Maybe

[CooterBrown 18,288]

Frankly, If I was an aggy big doner, I would be thinking about ways of paying like 4 or 5 high end escorts to entrap Jimbo in some sort of compromising position/ scandal/ etc so that you have a chance to enact the morality clause to save yourself $70m in buyout.   probably could do it for less than $500k

I thought the deal with the contract was he can do fuck all and still get paid. As long as he doesn’t voluntarily quit, they have to pay up.

[honolulu horn 6,230]

Just now, CooterBrown said:

I thought the deal with the contract was he can do fuck all and still get paid. As long as he doesn’t voluntarily quit, they have to pay up.

That's what I understood as well. 

[msucolt45 4,229]

Guaranteed!!!! Only Fng aggy!!! Hell I’d be on my fishing boat 3 hours away and show up for team meetings Friday night!

Hook’em!!!

[mrhorn 1,474]

That’s not Mr. Belding..   That’s the replacement one they had for a bit I think.  

It’s the NBC president who was friends with Mr. Belding. He came to Bayside to shoot an anti-drug commercial. I used to watch the shit out of some Saved By the Bell.

[Sir Ulrich 5,337]

 

 

On 9/11/2023 at 10:41 PM, DalTxHornFan said:

Full context:

 

Bumping this gem I made a couple years back

[OU Sucks 9,392]

4 hours ago, nnm said:

Do you even aggy, bro?  If Bama beats them its because UT caught Bama early in the season and Bama always gets better as the season goes along, so aggy will have peak Bama whereas UT got down Bama.  

Yup, that's exactly how that will go. You can bet some aggy will say "why couldn't Milroe pass like this against Texas?", with no mention of the pressure we put on him or any other contributing factors.

Edited September 13, 2023 by OU Sucks

[NoRagrets 1,141]

Their donors could save a lot money if they just preghozin the wing the next time Jimbo borrows the jet.

 

Edited September 13, 2023 by NoRagrets

[Lhorn 5,094]

Given their history of mediocrity and the size of that contract, riding out the contract to 8-4 seasons should be perfectly acceptable to them.  Problem with that is 8-4 might be their ceiling, not their average and having to pay “bum of the week” type non conference opponents just to have a chance at 8-4 looks bad. 

[BigHornedLurker 2,176]

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I just found a shirt earlier this summer that I apparently, according to my wife, paid $15 for after the 2006 Rose Bowl.  It had "USC National Champions"on it with both our helmet logos and the date.  Obviously one of those they work up for both teams and this street vendor got ahold of a box of 'em before the rest headed to LAX to be shipped overseas.  I had a few laughs and then put in a box with some other shit we donated to goodwill with some stuff the kids have outgrown.  

But that moment a few weeks ago and this thread gave me an idea.  Through our church or some other non-profit, I want to make a run of like 100 shirts, nothing crazy.  And they say "Texas A&M:  2024 National Champions." with all the logos and trappings and color schemes and CFP trophy shit.  And have them shipped directly to some missionary village in South America or Africa.  And have photographs taken of kids wearing the shirts.  And then send them to every single Aggie I know, and every single member of their Athletic Dept. and System offices. 

They're notorious about claiming fake dates for titles.  But this is from "the future."  But it may also suggest to them, they played for the national title but didn't win it, hence the excess shirts getting sent overseas.  But maybe, there's some Aggie chapter tradition in Ecuador or Swaziland where they get the shirts early to throw out good vibes for the season.  I don't know exactly how it goes.  Sometimes the slow kid at the end of the lunch table just wants to be in on the joke, and you get enough of them together and they form a tradition called Aggieland.  

Listen, I'm from the future man . Do not fuck with causality 

Edited September 13, 2023 by BigHornedLurker

[Eugene11 379]

5 hours ago, Deej said:

Has anyone in College Station ever owned a Maserati?

To be fair who the hell would buy a Maserati. This things are shit 

[SHOOTER12 8,886]

10 hours ago, Armybrat said:

 

My wife bought me the shirt on the left shortly after we beat the almighty condoms. I wore the hell out of that shirt with pride until a few years ago when I had it framed and hung on the wall. I've been blessed to have been alive and seen all of Texas' national championships, 3 with my father and I'll guarandamntee, if Texas wins another in my lifetime  I'll wear it proudly and probably be buried in it.

Hook 'Em, give us one more boys

[Grade of D as in David 13,255]

2 hours ago, NoRagrets said:

Their donors could save a lot money if they just preghozin the wing the next time Jimbo borrows the jet.

 

Jimbo might need to worry if they move the spring game to Qatar.

[Longboard Horn 41,353]

aggy is last place in the SEC 

[nnm 37,906]

19 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

aggy is last place in the SEC 

Yeah, but that’s like 1st place in any other conference, so ….

[Armybrat 41,408]

4 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

My wife bought me the shirt on the left shortly after we beat the almighty condoms. I wore the hell out of that shirt with pride until a few years ago when I had it framed and hung on the wall. I've been blessed to have been alive and seen all of Texas' national championships, 3 with my father and I'll guarandamntee, if Texas wins another in my lifetime  I'll wear it proudly and probably be buried in it.

Hook 'Em, give us one more boys

The two orange shirts are duplicates that have never been worn yet. I wore out the first two years ago and the wife cut out the front of one to frame it. 
One of my sons has it hanging on the wall of his office.