Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Longboard Horn 41355]

[TrashMaster G 18094]

2 hours ago, texasdago said:

I bought one in 1990 after the UH game.  Pretty sure it wasn't licensed since it said, "The Cougars were Pussies"

I had that shirt too. Loved it.

[Horn Dogg 4297]

4 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

At least aggy beat me to it!

Hook’em !!!

Next year will Texas get a line that says “winning games and fucking bitches?”

[Elmer_Fudd 22994]

Aggy ring stories 

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3400805

[Thatguy 9367]

12 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Watch this clip of Harry Connick Jr.  He's frustrated that his lily white crowd is clapping on the 1 and the 3, instead of the expected 2 and the 4, so he inserts an extra beat (4/4 measure --> 5/4 measure) around 0:40 and the dumbass crowd has no idea that they've been flipped to clapping on the 2 and the 4.

 

 

  I  remember the first time I experienced this phenomenon. I was a teenager visiting my friends church and they were clapping on the 1&3. I was the off one and looking around confused as to why I couldn't get on beat. I kept trying to clap 1/3, but kept defaulting to the 2/4. It was a weird, frustrating experience.

[texasdago 7770]

Buddy of mine texted me that he bought club seats for today's game for $65 !!!

[Leanderman 2367]

"Buddy of mine texted me that he bought club seats for today's game for $65 !!!"

How many glory holes were included in that price?

[Wulaw Horn 19596]

20 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"Buddy of mine texted me that he bought club seats for today's game for $65 !!!"

How many glory holes were included in that price?

All of them. 

[ABSR 5370]

36 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

All of them. 

Then he’s going to be very sore after the game.

[Armybrat 41408]

11 hours ago, Waterboarder said:

We called them “Hitler Youth” when I was on campus 

I knew a guy who was in the Hitler Youth. 
He was not annoying like some aggies I knew.

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

"Buddy of mine texted me that he bought club seats for today's game for $65 !!!"

How many glory holes were included in that price?

The seats are $65, the glory holes, embarrassment, and shame are free.

[LTtxfan 50005]

Playing ULM today... aggy might score 50 

[CosmoDog 389]

7 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Playing ULM today... aggy might score 50 

Playing ULM today... aggy might lose

[blacklab 12064]

3 hours ago, texasdago said:

Buddy of mine texted me that he bought club seats for today's game for $65 !!!

He got ripped off. Lots of seats in the stadium going for $6

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2114]

2 minutes ago, blacklab said:

He got ripped off. Lots of seats in the stadium going for $6

Ya but the 10 jizz jars is what makes it a deal 

[ABSR 5370]

3 hours ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Ya but the 10 jizz jars is what makes it a deal 

So if an aggy brings 10 jizz jars to the game what kind of deal does he get?

[Focht Up 648]

8 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Aggy ring stories 

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3400805

This might be the weirdest aggy related thing I've seen 

[msucolt45 4230]

Jimbo actually played QB for his opponents Coach today. Terry Bowden has mentioned over the years that his QB play, at Samford, was one of his best ever QBs that he’s coached. The family connection lead him to Bobby’s staff at FSU.

Hook’em!!!

[Treefidy 1507]

The cameras will be mostly tight field shots so all the empty seats won’t be seen on TV, but it will be loud as fuck because they pipe in crowd noise.  
 

They have been called out for it before and should be embarrassed, but Aggie.   Lacks sportsmanship and shouldn’t be legal but it’s another tradition!

[ousux 5639]

Jimbo actually played QB for his opponents Coach today. Terry Bowden has mentioned over the years that his QB play, at Samford, was one of his best ever QBs that he’s coached. The family connection lead him to Bobby’s staff at FSU.

Hook’em!!!

Wait, what? Are you saying the hobbit actually played QB and his coach was Terry Bowden?

[atomheartbevo 90650]

 

[Michael Knight 13224]

 

[msucolt45 4230]

Wait, what? Are you saying the hobbit actually played QB and his coach was Terry Bowden?

Yes just a “little” known fact, no pun intended.

Hook’em!!!

[SHOOTER12 8886]

aggy swearing ULM watered the field down! lol

[Enchubben 5600]

Noah Thomas dinged up and walking to locker room. Evan Stewart not dressed out. Are we already seeing dissatisfaction? 

[BachelorTrek 3321]

https://www.thescore.com/ncaaf/news/2715558

 

Pooooooor aggy!

Lulz. 

[BurntOrange&White 41866]

2 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

https://www.thescore.com/ncaaf/news/2715558

 

Pooooooor aggy!

Lulz. 

Yeah right...

[Lhorn 5095]

Fighting Texum aggies getting it done tonight.  Ship has been righted.  Best one loss team.  All of their season goals are still one the table….. and what not. 

[Hozz 1035]

lol they aint finding shit

[Pancho 46313]

17 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:

https://www.thescore.com/ncaaf/news/2715558

 

Pooooooor aggy!

Lulz. 

[The Dog 44861]

 

[jimmyjazz 47205]

Let's see . . . Rice & Wyoming are both 2-1, neither has lost to any team but Texas, and both have beaten a P5 school.  "Two of the worst G5 programs?"  Hmmm.

[Sir Ulrich 5337]

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

 

5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Let's see . . . Rice & Wyoming are both 2-1, neither has lost to any team but Texas, and both have beaten a P5 school.  "Two of the worst G5 programs?"  Hmmm.

Per ESPN's FPI

[HtownHorn 15236]

23 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Let's see . . . Rice & Wyoming are both 2-1, neither has lost to any team but Texas, and both have beaten a P5 school.  "Two of the worst G5 programs?"  Hmmm.

Both will likely be deciding their conference championship if they can stay healthy.

[BigHornedLurker 2176]

On 9/16/2023 at 8:43 AM, ABSR said:

Then he’s going to be very sore after the game.

Penicillin, STAT!

[jimmyjazz 47205]

1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

Per ESPN's FPI

 

I'm not sure what that screenshot proves, but by that metric Wyoming is #75 and Rice #89 out of 133 D1 programs.  It's kinda hard to imagine that they're among the worst G5 teams.

[Sir Ulrich 5337]

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm not sure what that screenshot proves, but by that metric Wyoming is #75 and Rice #89 out of 133 D1 programs.  It's kinda hard to imagine that they're among the worst G5 teams.

Aggy played ULM and NM. Who are literally among the worst G5 teams. 

[jimmyjazz 47205]

13 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Aggy played ULM and NM. Who are literally among the worst G5 teams. 

Oh shit, got it.

[Rickylovesweed 15515]

The aggy non-conference schedule is remarkable. They scheduled 3 of the shittiest teams you can imagine. 

ULL's record the last 5 years: 4-8, 4-8, 0-10, 5-7, 6-6. 

New Mexico's record the last 5 years: 2-10, 3-9, 2-5, 2-10, 3-9. 

Abilene Christian's record the last 5 years at the FCS level: 7-4, 5-6, 1-5, 5-7, 6-5. 

This is truly pathetic scheduling. 

[bluto 4997]

It might turn into a shoot out but I think auburn puts up 35-40 this weekend. 

[jimmyjazz 47205]

41 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

The aggy non-conference schedule is remarkable. They scheduled 3 of the shittiest teams you can imagine. 

ULL's record the last 5 years: 4-8, 4-8, 0-10, 5-7, 6-6. 

New Mexico's record the last 5 years: 2-10, 3-9, 2-5, 2-10, 3-9. 

Abilene Christian's record the last 5 years at the FCS level: 7-4, 5-6, 1-5, 5-7, 6-5. 

This is truly pathetic scheduling. 

Look, they play in the SEC SEC SEC, and they run into Georgia once every twelve years.  You have no idea.

[nnm 37908]

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Look, they play in the SEC SEC SEC, and they run into Georgia once every twelve years.  You have no idea.

Weak in, weak out. It just means more. 

[Longboard Horn 41355]

 

[Magus Ossis 2997]

It has been 700 days since aggy won a true road game

[YGIFS 19458]

35 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

It has been 700 days since aggy won a true road game

Then put it up on the plaque all, dammit!  Burning daylight over here FFS.

[NoName 17148]

On 9/14/2023 at 4:10 PM, Grade of D as in David said:

If they go 5&7 this year, Jimbo is getting fired. They will hide behind sovereign immunity like tech did with Leach and likely not end up paying out the rest of the contract.

That's all good until Dabo says he requires all $150 million upfront.

aggy will find a way to fuck it up even worse from there.

if they try to get out of a fully guaranteed contract and do it their contracts aren't worth the paper they are written on and will have a hard time hiring anyone worth a damn (plus pissing off Jimmie Sexton is a bad move these days)

[TrashMaster G 18094]

1 hour ago, Magus Ossis said:

It has been 700 days since aggy won a true road game

They only have three true road games left this year, all against currently ranked teams.  That number could end up topping 1,000.

[utee94 16088]

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@JoelKlatt still can’t believe the lack of success from one of the most talented rosters in college football

I mean, as impressive as it is having twenty or thirty 5* defensive linemen on one roster, it does render the rest of the roster a little... uneven...

 

 

[Texzilla58 4792]

The aggy non-conference schedule is remarkable. They scheduled 3 of the shittiest teams you can imagine. 
ULL's record the last 5 years: 4-8, 4-8, 0-10, 5-7, 6-6. 
New Mexico's record the last 5 years: 2-10, 3-9, 2-5, 2-10, 3-9. 
Abilene Christian's record the last 5 years at the FCS level: 7-4, 5-6, 1-5, 5-7, 6-5. 
This is truly pathetic scheduling. 

Nothing would be funnier than Aggy loss to Abilene Church of Christ preaching school.

[tbone_ 14448]

True but just the concept of those dorks not being able to get out the bazillion dollar contract to a terrible coach is up there in the funny rankings.