Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Hornlover 8945]

45 minutes ago, utee94 said:

 

Yup.  Removing the ag blinders regarding the myth of the "SEC gauntlet" and the "SEC grind" is going to be one of the most fun parts of Texas joining the SEC.  Not that they'll actually ever be able to acknowledge their idiocy.

 

 

Oh, c'mon. It will be that Texas ruined the SEC by watering down the league, and bullying everyone and making the league terrible for all of the other teams, and it will never be as difficult as it was in the glory days of 2012-2023.

RIP SEC

[Beau Vine 55867]

40 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

I've been trying to find this clip for years. Props!

My pleasure, that was the entire 2008 Husky season highlight film.  

[nnm 37911]

1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

It.  Just. Means.  More.

Weak in and weak out. 

[Deej 77842]

46 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

What if other aggies keep trying to lick his balls?

They are trying to lick Max Johnson's balls, now. 

[closetojumping 65443]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

They are trying to lick Max Johnson's balls, now. 

On the 247 site, like clockwork, there are various threads popping up lauding Max Johnson.

So far, and by far, my favorite is one titled: Miami Loses To Max Johnson 

here is the OP text:

"Johnson doesn’t have the touch, arm, or athleticism that Weigman has, but his head is cool and he recognizes what he needs to make the play.

We also just play different with him. Play action, boot, movement before the snap. We do that for CW and he goes up a level.

Max at least was able to get a goal line heavy set play off without having to constantly check the line"

I will give Tarp credit. He drove by on the thread and said only "This is the worst take ever"

[BigHornedLurker 2176]

1 hour ago, Hornlover said:

Oh, c'mon. It will be that Texas ruined the SEC by watering down the league, and bullying everyone and making the league terrible for all of the other teams, and it will never be as difficult as it was in the glory days of 2012-2023.

RIP SEC

Yet they'll still be averaging as middle of the conference as their historical mean , regardless of who's on top 

[Sir Ulrich 5337]

 

Georgia Tech going the aggie route of mid day flow in the dark unis

[South Austin 53228]

Glow-in-the dark clothing for a daytime game, from one of the most reputable engineering schools in the nation.  

Strange days.

[Horndog 2300]

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

 

Strange days.

Indeed. Most peculiar, Mama.

[markstanco 12794]

17 hours ago, YGIFS said:

This is media conspiracy bullshit.  There is no QB curse for the Aggie.  They have plenty of highly-talented backups in McKernan, Godchaux, Mydland, and Welnick

If they believe in a curse or jinx or whatever, after the next rain they need to go get the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow for NIL/get rid of Jimbo money.  Or find and sell a unicorn. 

[Deej 77842]

7 minutes ago, markstanco said:

If they believe in a curse or jinx or whatever, after the next rain they need to go get the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow for NIL/get rid of Jimbo money.  Or find and sell a unicorn. 

Do they need to follow the rainbow? They know where to find the Leprechaun. Hell, they gave him his pot of gold. 

Edited September 28, 2023 by Deej

[Dennis Taylor 19363]

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Glow-in-the dark clothing for a daytime game, from one of the most reputable engineering schools in the nation.  

Strange days.

Weird that one of the most reputable engineering schools in the nation did that. Not so weird that aggy did it though 

[msucolt45 4233]

Glow-in-the dark clothing for a daytime game, from one of the most reputable engineering schools in the nation.  
Strange days.

Well - at least they have a “former” aggy at QB.

Hook’em!!!

[markstanco 12794]

38 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Weird that one of the most reputable engineering schools in the nation did that. Not so weird that aggy did it though 

Haynes King's idea.

[Leanderman 2367]

'Weird that one of the most reputable engineering schools in the nation did that. Not so weird that aggy did it though"

Just remember their swimming pool. Missed it by this much Chief.

 

[msucolt45 4233]

Who knows how much aggy had to spend to correct that swimming pool? They thought that if they built it, all would come to B/CS. All records broken in that pool were erased. Thanks aggy.

Hook’em!!!

[ousux 5639]

Yup.  Removing the ag blinders regarding the myth of the "SEC gauntlet" and the "SEC grind" is going to be one of the most fun parts of Texas joining the SEC.  Not that they'll actually ever be able to acknowledge their idiocy.
 
 

We will be facing better athletes on a week to week basis, but that doesn't always translate to better team. Of course next year's schedule for us really will be a gauntlet compared to bloU and aggy.

[Huckleberry 34668]

20 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Who knows how much aggy had to spend to correct that swimming pool? They thought that if they built it, all would come to B/CS. All records broken in that pool were erased. Thanks aggy.

Hook’em!!!

It's a movable bulkhead that they set in the wrong spot for that meet. It's a mistake that they made themselves, let's not blame an innocent third party contractor. 

[Deej 77842]

I think they refer to it as a cement pond. 

[DFW Horn 6654]

21 minutes ago, Deej said:

I think they refer to it as a cement pond. 

Stop insulting hillbillies by comparing them to aggy

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

12 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Stop insulting hillbillies by comparing them to aggy

[Dennis Taylor 19363]

15 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

 

[Modessit 5667]

The only QB "curse" that aggy has is that whomever they trot out at QB, most everyone else says, "Who the fuck is THIS guy?"

[Crapinon 2374]

1 hour ago, Modessit said:

The only QB "curse" that aggy has is that whomever they trot out at QB, most everyone else says, "Who the fuck is THIS guy?"

Click, click, click..........."I will feel a lot better if we can get by the Hogs and I believe we can beat Bama and the Mississippi teams, we will beat LSU. I see us winning the West I really do. This year is our best chance."        https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3405008

[msucolt45 4233]

aggy is going to lose to Arky in Jerry World. Just saying, as it’ll make Jerry happy.

Hook’em!!!

[BurgleBro 986]

13 hours ago, utee94 said:

 

Yup.  Removing the ag blinders regarding the myth of the "SEC gauntlet" and the "SEC grind" is going to be one of the most fun parts of Texas joining the SEC.  Not that they'll actually ever be able to acknowledge their idiocy.

 

 

Neither will the dumb ass recruits who are prone to falling for their bull shit lol

Oh well.   At this point their recruiting is making teams like alabama weaker by default .

[Jkwellborn 7041]

aggy is going to lose to Arky in Jerry World. Just saying, as it’ll make Jerry happy.

Hook’em!!!

Has that happened yet?

[Dennis Taylor 19363]

2 hours ago, Crapinon said:

Click, click, click..........."I will feel a lot better if we can get by the Hogs and I believe we can beat Bama and the Mississippi teams, we will beat LSU. I see us winning the West I really do. This year is our best chance."        https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3405008

[utee94 16090]

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

Has that happened yet?

Yeah the pigs won 20-10 at Jerryworld in 2021, same year they humiliated Texas 41-20 in FayetteNam.

That's their only win against the ags since the "100 year decision" but they also won all three in Arlington immediately before the big move.

 

Edited September 29, 2023 by utee94

[Hagbard Celine 11259]

7 hours ago, markstanco said:

If they believe in a curse or jinx or whatever, after the next rain they need to go get the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow for NIL/get rid of Jimbo money.  Or find and sell a unicorn. 

sell the unicorn? seriously? there will be a line out door to fuck that unicorn

[Hagbard Celine 11259]

5 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

It's a movable bulkhead that they set in the wrong spot for that meet. It's a mistake that they made themselves, let's not blame an innocent third party contractor. 

aggy only contracts with aggy

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

https://www.texastribune.org/2023/09/28/texas-am-student-president-impeached/

[linux 1787]

It is just unbelievable how bad A&M is at pass blocking, a corner blitz is guaranteed to hammer the QB.

I have never seen a fucking 0.0 before and with 9 PBLK snaps too, was he sitting down?

Ruben Owens with a 15 grade too but the rest of the running backs room is also horrific save for Moss with only 5 PBLK snaps though.

[TrashMaster G 18103]

8 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

https://www.texastribune.org/2023/09/28/texas-am-student-president-impeached/

“Unfortunately, I made inaccurate decisions that were not indicative of my character in trying to defend a member of my family.”

This dude is even horrible at political doublespeak. Wtf is an "innacurate decision"?

I'm sure he will be governor someday.

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1279]

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

“Unfortunately, I made inaccurate decisions that were not indicative of my character in trying to defend a member of my family.”

This dude is even horrible at political doublespeak. Wtf is an "innacurate decision"?

I'm sure he will be governor someday.

"Hi. This is Sal Governale...."

[RomaVicta 30601]

16 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

“Unfortunately, I made inaccurate decisions that were not indicative of my character in trying to defend a member of my family.”

This dude is even horrible at political doublespeak. Wtf is an "innacurate decision"?

I'm sure he will be governor someday.

I read the letter, too. The guy's a moron and a phony.

He was actually acting virtuously in his scheme for nepotism. And who wouldn't want for one's brother to "see what was best for him to occur?"

As you point out, "inaccurate decisions" evidently got in the way of seeing what best for his brother to occur.

How was he defending anybody? I think his impeachment and removal was the right thing for him to occur!

 

 

Edited September 29, 2023 by RomaVicta

[TrashMaster G 18103]

3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I read the letter, too. The guy's a moron and a phony.

He was actually acting virtuously in his scheme for nepotism. And who wouldn't want for one's brother to "see what was best for him to occur?"

As you point out, "inaccurate decisions" evidently got in the way of seeing what best for his brother to occur.

How was he defending anybody? I think his impeachment and removal was the right thing for him to occur!

 

 

I don't know.  The guys seem perfect for aggy.

[Fud 9724]

9 hours ago, linux said:

It is just unbelievable how bad A&M is at pass blocking, a corner blitz is guaranteed to hammer the QB.

I have never seen a fucking 0.0 before and with 9 PBLK snaps too, was he sitting down?

Ruben Owens with a 15 grade too but the rest of the running backs room is also horrific save for Moss with only 5 PBLK snaps though.

Fatheree not playing for some reason probably kills them there

[NoName 17154]

9 hours ago, linux said:

It is just unbelievable how bad A&M is at pass blocking, a corner blitz is guaranteed to hammer the QB.

I have never seen a fucking 0.0 before and with 9 PBLK snaps too, was he sitting down?

Ruben Owens with a 15 grade too but the rest of the running backs room is also horrific save for Moss with only 5 PBLK snaps though.

if Aki was going up against women that rate would probably be a lot higher. it's a lot harder for him to assault a DL evidently.

[closetojumping 65443]

Update from the Aggie 247 board regarding players and comedy:

-Aggie fans are now fully into the stage where they're pleading for younger offensive linemen to get playing time ahead of the older players because the younger guys have to be better, right? God. I remember going through seeing this on Shaggy and Surly for a decade.

-Dewberry, who they bagged up for 6 figures in the 2022 class, is now comfortably second string behind the Nabou guy from Washington state. He's also from the 2022 class and didn't get paid a dime.

-Fatheree, per Tarp, is fully healthy and not playing.

-Bisontits has some sort of recurring injury but they're pushing him to keep playing through it. He is currently starting ahead of Fatheree. 

-Foster had another low effort embarrassment of a game against Auburn but Tarp says the problem there is that, in order to bench him, they'd likely move Nabou there. Apparently Nabou at C and Dewberry at G is a worse combo than Foster snapping the ball and saying "fuck it" as guys blow by him at C and Nabou at G. There's also the distinct possibility that benching Foster would cause his mother to come unhinged and show up redassed and barking in Fisher's office before the sun sets.

-Layden Robinson, I believe a 5th year senior, is also grading out really low weekly. Anyone got PFF grades on the aggie OL this year? They're clamoring for someone, anyone to replace him.

-They are praising Demeyune Craig for his excellent development of the WR room and giving him credit for "finally signing some studs". One guy goes on to show the WR classes that he's signed and, with a straight face, claims that the 2022 class was the first blue chip class. He literally lists out Dylan Wright, Demand Dumas, and Moose Muhammad as part of the lower ranked classes prior to 2022. 

Honestly, reading that board is entertaining but they truly speak at times in some sort of code that is largely indecipherable. It's also hard to determine who is actually as full blown stupid as their posts look, and who might be a troll or working on some form of performance art.

[Royale with cheese 1492]

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Honestly, reading that board is entertaining but they truly speak at times in some sort of code that is largely indecipherable. 

 

[NoName 17154]

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

-Layden Robinson, I believe a 5th year senior, is also grading out really low weekly. Anyone got PFF grades on the aggie OL this year? They're clamoring for someone, anyone to replace him.

@linux posted these upthread yesterday, has pass block and run block

[utee94 16090]

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Honestly, reading that board is entertaining but they truly speak at times in some sort of code that is largely indecipherable.

 

1 minute ago, Royale with cheese said:

 

[Doc Daneeka 6793]

3 minutes ago, utee94 said:

 

JFC, that’s an obscure reference even for here. Well done. 

[TreatyOak 17393]

[Longboard Horn 41363]

Jesus…….

[Herpa Derpa 6344]

o/u on how long the doors stay open?

I'd say about 15 months.

[BabaYaga 15625]

I know!  Let's open a bar!

Drug and booze abuse

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But friends of the troubled star have revealed that things are so out of control they fear he may die soon unless someone can get him help.

[Wulaw Horn 19597]

8 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

I know!  Let's open a bar!

Drug and booze abuse

And that someone is Billy Lucci.

[SHOOTER12 8886]

15 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

o/u on how long the doors stay open?

I'd say about 15 months.

I'll take the under.