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7 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

I hate to be that guy, but 'uphauling' is a wind surfing technique.  

The word thats escaping you is appalling. As in its appalling that you decided to be a nazi and ended it with a story about windsurfing in a landlocked city.

You DO know where you're posting...right?

22 minutes ago, deft said:


Negged to Bolivia

Mind bottling...

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7 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

I hate to be that guy, but 'uphauling' is a wind surfing technique.  

The word thats escaping you is appalling. As in its appalling that you decided to be a nazi and ended it with a story about windsurfing in a landlocked city.

End of username doesn't really check out.

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West Texas A&M University receives $20 million gift for new institute to promote “Texas Panhandle values”

University leaders say the new Hill Institute will promote values like family life, the free and open exercise of faith, and rugged individualism.

 

https://www.texastribune.org/2023/10/04/west-texas-am-hill-institute/?utm_campaign=trib-social&utm_content=1696524000&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR02QjDQHZ3ZcIWOQYUPGH4NWsiJjv9uCu7H_rr8vQXxd1MMCXiBwFpPtaY

 

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7 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

I hate to be that guy, but 'uphauling' is a wind surfing technique.  

The word thats escaping you is appalling. As in its appalling that you decided to be a nazi and ended it with a story about windsurfing in a landlocked city.

What guy? The guy clueless about this site's running gags? 

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19 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

This entire thread is absurd, even for aggy.  
 

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3407566

I hope the smoke around Milroes hamstring is rat poison  

 

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sip is not who you think they are, or what the media tells you they are. Bama played terrible against them, there's no denying that. But if you saw last weekend they're back to being bama.

It's unfortunate we don't get to play sip this year to expose them.

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We beat Bama, we take care of business, and route Georgia for the SEC Championship...

Blow out sip on national tv in the CFP before they head to the SEC?

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After we route Georgia, who will we beet in the semifinal game? Who will we meat in the final?

 

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34 minutes ago, markstanco said:

sip is not who you think they are, or what the media tells you they are. Bama played terrible against them, there's no denying that. But if you saw last weekend they're back to being bama.

It's unfortunate we don't get to play sip this year to expose them.

I don’t know how to characterize cognitive dissonance in someone who clearly has no cognition, so I’ll go with that… this is some serious-ass anticipatory cognitive dissonance.

He knows Texas beat Alabama’s ass and he’s anticipating that Alabama is going to kick A&M’s ass and he needs some way for his pea brain to keep believing that somehow A&M is still better than sip.

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:

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sip is not who you think they are, or what the media tells you they are. Bama played terrible against them, there's no denying that. But if you saw last weekend they're back to being bama.

It's unfortunate we don't get to play sip this year to expose them.

Ah yes, the annual "they played horribly against the sips but were much better when they played us" take.  Last year aggy can run with that excuse so they might as well use it.

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9 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

I hate to be that guy, but 'uphauling' is a wind surfing technique.  

The word thats escaping you is appalling. As in its appalling that you decided to be a nazi and ended it with a story about windsurfing in a landlocked city.

Check out the big brain on Braaaad!  You a smart muthafucka, that's right.

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A&M has been an opening script team 

In the opening two drives against Miami, Auburn, and Arkansas, they average 5, 3, and 5 points per drive

In the remaining drives (not counting end of half when they aren't trying to score), they averaged 1.7, 2.63, and 1.25 points per drive

Over those three games, they've averaged 4.33 points per drive on their first two drives, and 1.85 points per drive on their remaining real drives

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29 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Ah yes, the annual "they played horribly against the sips but were much better when they played us" take.  Last year aggy can run with that excuse so they might as well use it.

Big team Covid outbreak forthcoming for their second week in December bowl game. 

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I hate to be that guy, but 'uphauling' is a wind surfing technique.  
The word thats escaping you is appalling. As in its appalling that you decided to be a nazi and ended it with a story about windsurfing in a landlocked city.
Is this your first day on surly or is your (and your 5 upvoters) sarcasm meter broken? I sweatergawd noobs flood in here right before the bloU game every year.
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30 minutes ago, ousux said:
11 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:
I hate to be that guy, but 'uphauling' is a wind surfing technique.  
The word thats escaping you is appalling. As in its appalling that you decided to be a nazi and ended it with a story about windsurfing in a landlocked city.

Is this your first day on surly or is your (and your 5 upvoters) sarcasm meter broken? I sweatergawd noobs flood in here right before the bloU game every year.

He hasn't been around long, but he's been a fine poster overall outside of him committing the unforgiveable sin of not knowing one of the idiotic wordplays on the site. 

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He hasn't been around long, but he's been a fine poster overall outside of him committing the unforgiveable sin of not knowing one of the idiotic wordplays on the site. 
This is one of the last places on the entire Internet where idiocy is both mocked and celebrated. Therefore no neg to his post, just a friendly chiding.
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50 minutes ago, ousux said:
12 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:
I hate to be that guy, but 'uphauling' is a wind surfing technique.  
The word thats escaping you is appalling. As in its appalling that you decided to be a nazi and ended it with a story about windsurfing in a landlocked city.

Is this your first day on surly or is your (and your 5 upvoters) sarcasm meter broken? I sweatergawd noobs flood in here right before the bloU game every year.

 

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Oh we got ourselves a pre-Madonna here

 

19 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

He hasn't been around long, but he's been a fine poster overall outside of him committing the unforgiveable sin of not knowing one of the idiotic wordplays on the site. 

definitely a sarcasm thing, my humor can be dry as a post-madonna. 

pre-madonna pics as tribute to you all  

 

 

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1 minute ago, Foosters said:

The world seems to have collectively forgotten the Miami game three weeks ago. Over on Reddit, the Bama posters seems terrified by this aggy D with many saying they'll be lucky to put up 20 points on them. 

And it’s like people forgetting Arkansas gifted aggy some turnovers. 

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13 minutes ago, Foosters said:

The world seems to have collectively forgotten the Miami game three weeks ago. Over on Reddit, the Bama posters seems terrified by this aggy D with many saying they'll be lucky to put up 20 points on them. 

Isn't the average reddit poster the one who still lives in their parents basement well into their 30s?

I full expect St Natas to be pissed the fuck off by now and ready to make Aggy pay

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3 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Reddit is for idoits.

 

2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Isn't the average reddit poster the one who still lives in their parents basement well into their 30s?

 

5 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Reddit is for porn

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4 hours ago, Foosters said:

The world seems to have collectively forgotten the Miami game three weeks ago. Over on Reddit, the Bama posters seems terrified by this aggy D with many saying they'll be lucky to put up 20 points on them. 

20 will be enough.

Wins over a meh Auburn (wins over UMass, Cal, and Samford) and a real shitty Arkansas ( wins over WCU and Kent State), NM St, and LA Monroe doesn't make up for getting blown out by the only decent team they've played.  

They always believe they are going to be at Alabama, especially at home. They never lose qt home. Their 12th man advantage is too much for teams to handle... HAHA.

They really believe they will beat Alabama this year, based on tu doing so.  They can't help setting themselves up for those October setbacks. A September stumble and an October setback can only signify the sleeping giant is awakening so Georgia better look out. 

It isn't going to happen but it would be funny if we were to meet in a bowl game...  How they are going to kick our asses and the excuses of why they are going to lose all in the same  paragraph....  and the sweet sweet aggy tears. God I've missed getting drunk off aggy tears. 

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6 minutes ago, Gaffords said:

Wins over a meh Auburn (wins over UMass, Cal, and Samford) and a real shitty Arkansas ( wins over WCU and Kent State), NM St, and LA Monroe doesn't make up for getting blown out by the only decent team they've played.  

 

They beat UNM, not NMSU. 

NMSU is a much better team than UNM. UNM lost to NMSU 27-17. UNM is historically bad, and except for 10 years under Rocky Long and one or two other outliers, has always been, and always will be, historically bad. 

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Yeah but did you see how much gooder the ol ags looked against university of southwest New Mexico technical international than Miami (who is probably the best college team behind Georgia and the KC Chiefs)? It’s pretty much a guarantee that they’re gunna beat the hellouta bama because even TYew beat them and the ags are definitely the best 1 loss team.

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20 will be enough.
Wins over a meh Auburn (wins over UMass, Cal, and Samford) and a real shitty Arkansas ( wins over WCU and Kent State), NM St, and LA Monroe doesn't make up for getting blown out by the only decent team they've played.  
They always believe they are going to be at Alabama, especially at home. They never lose qt home. Their 12th man advantage is too much for teams to handle... HAHA.
They really believe they will beat Alabama this year, based on tu doing so.  They can't help setting themselves up for those October setbacks. A September stumble and an October setback can only signify the sleeping giant is awakening so Georgia better look out. 
It isn't going to happen but it would be funny if we were to meet in a bowl game...  How they are going to kick our asses and the excuses of why they are going to lose all in the same  paragraph....  and the sweet sweet aggy tears. God I've missed getting drunk off aggy tears. 
Just watched the piggy/aggy highlights (wasnt really watching the entire game live) and it seems to me a halfway competent piggy team beats aggy. Jefferson has somehow gotten worse and gifted aggy points..and their special teams suck in kick coverage.

Basically looked like a cripple fight, and Bama's D will be much more assignment sound than piggy. Anyone picking aggy to win is only doing it because Bama's one weakness over the years is true road games.
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