Tell Me About Texas a&m

[CycleTex87 2953]

On 10/16/2023 at 11:09 PM, Blotto said:

Legit LoL. Holy shit. 
 

[msucolt45 3988]

Oh, the aggy culture started way before Jimbo. Only aggy could possibly think that their deal with him guaranteed success. They bought them a MNC sitting corch! Fill the Hall of Champions!

Hook’em!!!

[NAVY 6738]

1 hour ago, Jimbob said:

They have the only stadium modeled after an open tackle box, brought to you by Carls Jr., and Brawndo flowing from the taps.   
Life imitates art

It is the thirst mutilator. So that’s nice 

also I love you welcome to Costco 

[markstanco 12501]

Aggy looking for a bailout.

That’s funny.

I bet they could entice Kroger to put a sign about the main entrance for 5 years 20 million to get the ball rolling.

[Zeus 5945]

Washed up Coach on a 6 year highly paid vacation bright to you by Krogers.

Lmao

[Longboard Horn 40102]

[msucolt45 3988]

Grasping for school names for his story comparison, but like typical aggy, forgets that BYU has actually won a NC since 1980.

Hook’em!!!

[BlueGreySky 998]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Jesus Christ!  It's becoming self-aware. 

[gyroprotagonist 2591]

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

They had really talked themselves into thinking that Bama game was a for sure W after seeing Texas beat them and Milroe get benched/re-instated.  

[tbone_ 14020]

You want me to tell you about A&M? This pretty well sums it up.  Over on TexAgs right now there's a thread in which Aggies are earnestly arguing the superiority of white, male, Christian culture.  It's pretty amazing reading some of the comments. Some of them are arguing that society has penalized them for being white, Christian males. 

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3413535/1
 



 

That thread may be the pussiest thing I’ve ever read.

[markstanco 12501]

3 hours ago, BlueGreySky said:

Jesus Christ!  It's becoming self-aware. 

Yea but comparing themselves to BYU is not.  They won conference championships on a consistent basis until they went independent, and a MNC in the 80s.  He should have used Arizona State to be more accurate.   

[tbone_ 14020]

That thread may be the pussiest thing I’ve ever read.

Although to clarify, I only read the first page. Maybe it gets better as it goes on.

[BabaYaga 15205]

Meh, they're Michigan State - a large land-grant school living in the shadow of the primary state school who's main rival is another football powerhouse one state over.

Look at the numbers:

• Conference titles:  MSU (11) aggy (18)
• All-time record:  MSU (.599) aggy (.604)
• Bowl record MSU (.467) aggy (.476)
• Division titles (MSY (3) aggy (3)
• All Americans MSU (33) aggy (33)

It's fucking uncanny

[Tex Pete 20156]

25 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Meh, they're Michigan State - a large land-grant school living in the shadow of the primary state school who's main rival is another football powerhouse one state over.

Look at the numbers:

• Conference titles:  MSU (11) aggy (18)
• All-time record:  MSU (.599) aggy (.604)
• Bowl record MSU (.467) aggy (.476)
• Division titles (MSY (3) aggy (3)
• All Americans MSU (33) aggy (33)

It's fucking uncanny

Michigan State’s HC got a ridiculously stupid contract because they’re paranoid, and he just got fired for fucking around.

Aggy’s HC got a ridiculously stupid contract because they’re paranoid, and he needs to be fired for fucking the university. 

[Orange&White 5516]

Except that you don’t ever hear MSU fans screaming about nattys, and respect, and flagships, and history, etc, etc, etc. 

Its almost as if MSU understands who they are and don’t overinflated themselves.

[BabaYaga 15205]

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Michigan State’s HC got a ridiculously stupid contract because they’re paranoid, and he just got fired for fucking around.

Aggy’s HC got a ridiculously stupid contract because they’re paranoid, and he needs to be fired for fucking the university. 

Both contracts a result of the palpable inferiority of each school and their desperation for legitimacy.  Delicious.  

['stache 21744]

I’m at a hotel in Baton Rouge and aggy soccer girls team is here. Gotta admit, not too bad, not too bad.

[BabaYaga 15205]

Just now, Orange&White said:

Except that you don’t ever hear MSU fans screaming about nattys, and respect, and flagships, and history, etc, etc, etc. 

Its almost as if MSU understands who they are and don’t overinflated themselves.

They recently went back and claimed a handful of MNCs from back in the black/white TV days.  Very aggy of them

[Tex Pete 20156]

2 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Except that you don’t ever hear MSU fans screaming about nattys, and respect, and flagships, and history, etc, etc, etc. 

Of course that’s because no one in Texas has ever actually met a Michigan State fan.

You can’t pass an aggy on the highway without them throwing five pieces of aggy flair and at least one SEC sticker in your face. 

[ousux 5586]

They recently went back and claimed a handful of MNCs from back in the black/white TV days.  Very aggy of them

I thought the newly claimed ones were from pre-tv? As in even older than their glorious 1939.

[Vertigo 20265]

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

I’m at a hotel in Baton Rouge and aggy soccer girls team is here. Gotta admit, not too bad, not too bad.

It's tough to mess up a soccer body, even for aggy. 

[BabaYaga 15205]

37 minutes ago, ousux said:

1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:

They recently went back and claimed a handful of MNCs from back in the black/white TV days.  Very aggy of them

I thought the newly claimed ones were from pre-tv? As in even older than their glorious 1939.

Aggy claimed two from the 19-teens to make themselves look better to the rest of the SEC when they moved over.  Not sure when MSU did basically the same thing, but they added 3 more as well.  

[Jkwellborn 6651]

I’m at a hotel in Baton Rouge and aggy soccer girls team is here. Gotta admit, not too bad, not too bad.

Hard for us to tell, with all the pictures that didn’t show up.

[ousux 5586]

Aggy claimed two from the 19-teens to make themselves look better to the rest of the SEC when they moved over.  Not sure when MSU did basically the same thing, but they added 3 more as well.  

Ahh, my bad. The reference was for Mich State.

[Frank Drebin 5611]

5 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Aggy claimed two from the 19-teens to make themselves look better to the rest of the SEC when they moved over.  Not sure when MSU did basically the same thing, but they added 3 more as well.  

Ric Flair's claimed championships have more legitimacy than A&M's retro titles.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21781]

16 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Aggy looking for a bailout.

Someone really needs to explain how the PUF and AUF work and the constitutional restrictions placed on its use. \

 

[Deej 76524]

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

ggy’s HC got a ridiculously stupid contract because they’re paranoid, and he needs to be fired for fucking the university. 

the university fucked themselves.

[nnm 36041]

13 minutes ago, Deej said:

the university fucked themselves.

And Bilbo’s standing there watching, counting his sweet aggy bux. 

[Tex Long 4342]

Nobody has yet told us about the time and circumstances of JimBob removomg the (apparently silent) "b" from the end of his name. Do aggy know?

[TrashMaster G 17385]

3 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Meh, they're Michigan State - a large land-grant school living in the shadow of the primary state school who's main rival is another football powerhouse one state over.

Look at the numbers:

• Conference titles:  MSU (11) aggy (18)
• All-time record:  MSU (.599) aggy (.604)
• Bowl record MSU (.467) aggy (.476)
• Division titles (MSY (3) aggy (3)
• All Americans MSU (33) aggy (33)

It's fucking uncanny

Compelling....

 

2 hours ago, Orange&White said:

Except that you don’t ever hear MSU fans screaming about nattys, and respect, and flagships, and history, etc, etc, etc. 

Its almost as if MSU understands who they are and don’t overinflated themselves.

100% this.

So, aggy has the resume of Michigan State with the delusion of... well, aggy... on top of it.

Please, try to name a fanbase that is in their league when it comes to delusion.

[BabaYaga 15205]

7 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Please, try to name a fanbase that is in their league when it comes to delusion.

Dallas Cowboys......;)

[nnm 36041]

16 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Dallas Cowboys......;)

Nope. Championships in the 70s and 90s. And I am not a Cowboys fan. 

Edited October 26, 2023 by nnm

[ousux 5586]

Someone really needs to explain how the PUF and AUF work and the constitutional restrictions placed on its use. \
 

They still think NIL is handing recruits bags filled with Benjamins, how do you expect them to understand that?

[BabaYaga 15205]

Oldie but a goodie

#1 underachieving program in CFB - see ags, there's your championship right there!  Jimbo delivered after all!

Underachiever list!

[Vertigo 20265]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Nope. Championships in the 70s and 90s. And I am not a Cowboys fan. 

Dynasty in the 90's means they are we outside the stratosphere of anything a&m will ever be. 

['stache 21744]

3 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Hard for us to tell, with all the pictures that didn’t show up.

I ain’t lookin to get me too’d over here. I’m not exactly skilled in creeper pics.

[jimmyjazz 45538]

A&M = BYU

LOL.  BYU football picks bits of A&M football out of its stool.

[Armybrat 40710]

On 10/25/2023 at 10:18 AM, CooterBrown said:

So, he's buying bulk coffee from Sam's Club, repackaging it, and marking it up 100%?  

Honestly, I kind of admire the entry-level, low effort grift.

 

With the cream already added.

[Armybrat 40710]

7 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

They recently went back and claimed a handful of MNCs from back in the black/white TV days.  Very aggy of them

You mean from the prewar days of radio?

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5391]

8 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Meh, they're Michigan State - a large land-grant school living in the shadow of the primary state school who's main rival is another football powerhouse one state over.

Look at the numbers:

• Conference titles:  MSU (11) aggy (18)
• All-time record:  MSU (.599) aggy (.604)
• Bowl record MSU (.467) aggy (.476)
• Division titles (MSY (3) aggy (3)
• All Americans MSU (33) aggy (33)

It's fucking uncanny

Michigan state has a natty in a major sport since the invention of the enigma machine during world war 2. Aggy is way worse.

[TheBryMan81 2500]

4 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Michigan state has a natty in a major sport since the invention of the enigma machine during world war 2. Aggy is way worse.

And a playoff appearance.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5391]

Id say the closest thing to aggy is Houston. Fat, stupid, ugly fans, god awful campus, absolutely no accomplishment in any sport period, and yet they bleet constantly about daddy texas.

[TreatyOak 16148]

9 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

They had really talked themselves into thinking that Bama game was a for sure W after seeing Texas beat them and Milroe get benched/re-instated.  

[Crapinon 2250]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

You mean from the prewar days of radio?

There was excitement at hand during the broadcast

 

Edited October 26, 2023 by Crapinon

[Dennis Taylor 18690]

9 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Meh, they're Michigan State - a large land-grant school living in the shadow of the primary state school who's main rival is another football powerhouse one state over.

Look at the numbers:

• Conference titles:  MSU (11) aggy (18)
• All-time record:  MSU (.599) aggy (.604)
• Bowl record MSU (.467) aggy (.476)
• Division titles (MSY (3) aggy (3)
• All Americans MSU (33) aggy (33)

It's fucking uncanny

I remember rooting for Michigan St at least once 

 

 

[Thatguy 8492]

5 hours ago, ousux said:

6 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Someone really needs to explain how the PUF and AUF work and the constitutional restrictions placed on its use. \
 

They still think NIL is handing recruits bags filled with Benjamins, how do you expect them to understand that?

They should've by now......

[TrashMaster G 17385]

2 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Michigan state has a natty in a major sport since the invention of the enigma machine during world war 2. Aggy is way worse.

Negged for use of "natty".

[Longboard Horn 40102]

[Tex Pete 20156]

8 hours ago, Deej said:

the university fucked themselves.

Like that time the stack of logs made 12 aggies immortal?

[lilMAC25 3777]

15 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Like that time the stack of logs made 12 aggies immortal?

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