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1 hour ago, Jimbob said:

They have the only stadium modeled after an open tackle box, brought to you by Carls Jr., and Brawndo flowing from the taps.   
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It is the thirst mutilator. So that’s nice 

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You want me to tell you about A&M? This pretty well sums it up.  Over on TexAgs right now there's a thread in which Aggies are earnestly arguing the superiority of white, male, Christian culture.  It's pretty amazing reading some of the comments. Some of them are arguing that society has penalized them for being white, Christian males. 

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3413535/1
 



 

That thread may be the pussiest thing I’ve ever read.
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3 hours ago, BlueGreySky said:

Jesus Christ!  It's becoming self-aware. 

Yea but comparing themselves to BYU is not.  They won conference championships on a consistent basis until they went independent, and a MNC in the 80s.  He should have used Arizona State to be more accurate.   

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Meh, they're Michigan State - a large land-grant school living in the shadow of the primary state school who's main rival is another football powerhouse one state over.

Look at the numbers:

  • Conference titles:  MSU (11) aggy (18)
  • All-time record:  MSU (.599) aggy (.604)
  • Bowl record MSU (.467) aggy (.476)
  • Division titles (MSY (3) aggy (3)
  • All Americans MSU (33) aggy (33)

It's fucking uncanny

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25 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Meh, they're Michigan State - a large land-grant school living in the shadow of the primary state school who's main rival is another football powerhouse one state over.

Look at the numbers:

  • Conference titles:  MSU (11) aggy (18)
  • All-time record:  MSU (.599) aggy (.604)
  • Bowl record MSU (.467) aggy (.476)
  • Division titles (MSY (3) aggy (3)
  • All Americans MSU (33) aggy (33)

It's fucking uncanny

Michigan State’s HC got a ridiculously stupid contract because they’re paranoid, and he just got fired for fucking around.

Aggy’s HC got a ridiculously stupid contract because they’re paranoid, and he needs to be fired for fucking the university. 

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1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Michigan State’s HC got a ridiculously stupid contract because they’re paranoid, and he just got fired for fucking around.

Aggy’s HC got a ridiculously stupid contract because they’re paranoid, and he needs to be fired for fucking the university. 

Both contracts a result of the palpable inferiority of each school and their desperation for legitimacy.  Delicious.  

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Just now, Orange&White said:

Except that you don’t ever hear MSU fans screaming about nattys, and respect, and flagships, and history, etc, etc, etc. 

Its almost as if MSU understands who they are and don’t overinflated themselves.

They recently went back and claimed a handful of MNCs from back in the black/white TV days.  Very aggy of them

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2 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Except that you don’t ever hear MSU fans screaming about nattys, and respect, and flagships, and history, etc, etc, etc. 

Of course that’s because no one in Texas has ever actually met a Michigan State fan.

You can’t pass an aggy on the highway without them throwing five pieces of aggy flair and at least one SEC sticker in your face. 

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37 minutes ago, ousux said:
1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:
They recently went back and claimed a handful of MNCs from back in the black/white TV days.  Very aggy of them

I thought the newly claimed ones were from pre-tv? As in even older than their glorious 1939.

Aggy claimed two from the 19-teens to make themselves look better to the rest of the SEC when they moved over.  Not sure when MSU did basically the same thing, but they added 3 more as well.  

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5 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Aggy claimed two from the 19-teens to make themselves look better to the rest of the SEC when they moved over.  Not sure when MSU did basically the same thing, but they added 3 more as well.  

Ric Flair's claimed championships have more legitimacy than A&M's retro titles.

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3 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Meh, they're Michigan State - a large land-grant school living in the shadow of the primary state school who's main rival is another football powerhouse one state over.

Look at the numbers:

  • Conference titles:  MSU (11) aggy (18)
  • All-time record:  MSU (.599) aggy (.604)
  • Bowl record MSU (.467) aggy (.476)
  • Division titles (MSY (3) aggy (3)
  • All Americans MSU (33) aggy (33)

It's fucking uncanny

Compelling....

 

2 hours ago, Orange&White said:

Except that you don’t ever hear MSU fans screaming about nattys, and respect, and flagships, and history, etc, etc, etc. 

Its almost as if MSU understands who they are and don’t overinflated themselves.

100% this.

So, aggy has the resume of Michigan State with the delusion of... well, aggy... on top of it.

Please, try to name a fanbase that is in their league when it comes to delusion.

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8 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Meh, they're Michigan State - a large land-grant school living in the shadow of the primary state school who's main rival is another football powerhouse one state over.

Look at the numbers:

  • Conference titles:  MSU (11) aggy (18)
  • All-time record:  MSU (.599) aggy (.604)
  • Bowl record MSU (.467) aggy (.476)
  • Division titles (MSY (3) aggy (3)
  • All Americans MSU (33) aggy (33)

It's fucking uncanny

Michigan state has a natty in a major sport since the invention of the enigma machine during world war 2. Aggy is way worse.

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9 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Meh, they're Michigan State - a large land-grant school living in the shadow of the primary state school who's main rival is another football powerhouse one state over.

Look at the numbers:

  • Conference titles:  MSU (11) aggy (18)
  • All-time record:  MSU (.599) aggy (.604)
  • Bowl record MSU (.467) aggy (.476)
  • Division titles (MSY (3) aggy (3)
  • All Americans MSU (33) aggy (33)

It's fucking uncanny

I remember rooting for Michigan St at least once 

 

 

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5 hours ago, ousux said:
6 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:
Someone really needs to explain how the PUF and AUF work and the constitutional restrictions placed on its use. \
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They still think NIL is handing recruits bags filled with Benjamins, how do you expect them to understand that?

They should've by now......

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