Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Longboard Horn 40,300]

20 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Meh, they're Michigan State - a large land-grant school living in the shadow of the primary state school who's main rival is another football powerhouse one state over.

Look at the numbers:

• Conference titles:  MSU (11) aggy (18)
• All-time record:  MSU (.599) aggy (.604)
• Bowl record MSU (.467) aggy (.476)
• Division titles (MSY (3) aggy (3)
• All Americans MSU (33) aggy (33)

It's fucking uncanny

Only difference is that Michigan State fans aren't annoying and delusional like aggy. Also, unlike aggy, MSU has won a conference title in the playoff era and made the CFP.

[BabaYaga 15,290]

15 hours ago, Armybrat said:

You mean from the prewar days of radio?

There's too many Brat jokes to make on this one.....;)

[alincoln 2,371]

MSU is a basketball school.  aggy is a meat judging school

[Longboard Horn 40,300]

26 minutes ago, alincoln said:

MSU is a basketball school.  aggy is a meat judging school

 

[BabaYaga 15,290]

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Only difference is that Michigan State fans aren't annoying and delusional like aggy. Also, unlike aggy, MSU has won a conference title in the playoff era and made the CFP.

[lilMAC25 3,792]

26 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

A Pimp Named Meat Judge

[66BUFF 2,562]

53 minutes ago, alincoln said:

MSU is a basketball school.  aggy is a meat judging school

U of H would be a golf school based on past results

aggy would be a outdoor track and field school based on titles

NCAA team championships[edit]

Texas A&M has won 13 NCAA team national championships.^[39]

• Men's (6)

• Golf (1): 2009
• Indoor Track and Field (1): 2017
• Outdoor Track & Field (4): 2009, 2010, 2011, 2013

• Women's (7)

• Basketball (1): 2011
• Outdoor Track and Field (4): 2009, 2010, 2011, 2014
• Softball (2): 1983, 1987

 

[South Austin 52,462]

33 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Why this guy doesn't already have his own statue in College Station is beyond me.

[nineliveslost 2,753]

for some reason this cracked me up on Reddit

Texas A&M Aggies Coach Jimbo Fisher ‘Shocked’ By Struggles on Offense

first reply

 

lunchboxthegoat

·2 hr. ago

Jimbo in a hotdog costume: "We're all trying to find the guy who did this"

 

 

 

 

[TrashMaster G 17,551]

26 minutes ago, 66BUFF said:

U of H would be a golf school based on past results

aggy would be a outdoor track and field school based on titles

NCAA team championships[edit]

Texas A&M has won 13 NCAA team national championships.^[39]

• Men's (6)

• Golf (1): 2009
• Indoor Track and Field (1): 2017
• Outdoor Track & Field (4): 2009, 2010, 2011, 2013

• Women's (7)

• Basketball (1): 2011
• Outdoor Track and Field (4): 2009, 2010, 2011, 2014
• Softball (2): 1983, 1987

 

Sometimes you gotta run pretty fast to catch those sheep!

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

56 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Sometimes you gotta run pretty fast to catch those sheep!

Yep, so many outdoor champs and only one indoor.

[TrashMaster G 17,551]

8 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Yep, so many outdoor champs and only one indoor.

Some sheep are in the rodeo.

[Deej 76,758]

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Someone stole John Sharp's jizz out of the jar and inseminated some poor woman. 

[Steel Shank 9,422]

A Pimp Named Meat Judge

/band name

[Honeysucklerose 987]

https://fb.watch/nXN7iJa3BE/?mibextid=HSR2mg

“finute”

[South Austin 52,462]

17 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Would be awesome if they mentioned this game on the jumbotron tomorrow.

[Jkwellborn 6,697]

Would be awesome if they mentioned this game on the jumbotron tomorrow.

I’m pretty sure it will be mentioned on the broadcast.

[TrashMaster G 17,551]

20 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

To be fair, it's also more yards than any UT QB has passed for in a game. 

The record is 470 by Colt vs UCF.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,889]

Yeah, but the most yards passing that UT has ever given up is only 533 (UH in 92).  Advantage UT (by 3 yards) 

[CosmoDog 298]

8 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Yeah, but the most yards passing that UT has ever given up is only 533 (UH in 92).  Advantage UT (by 3 yards) 

Yeah, but Jimbo didn’t do it to us.

so more than three yards in value.

[TheAuditor 1,035]

11 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Only difference is that Michigan State fans aren't annoying and delusional like aggy. Also, unlike aggy, MSU has won a conference title in the playoff era and made the CFP.

They also won a national title in 1952 and shared a national title in 1965.  They have another whole generation of football irrelevance to get into ATM's neighborhood.  

[ousux 5,597]

To be fair, it's also more yards than any UT QB has passed for in a game. 
The record is 470 by Colt vs UCF.

Damn, aggy was either extremely piss poor in the late 90's or our corch was an awesome college QB.

[Longboard Horn 40,300]

[Deej 76,758]

I'm sure a coach who lies, cheats, and steals would fit right in with their fake honor code. 

[Steel Shank 9,422]

1 hour ago, TheAuditor said:

They also won a national title in 1952 and shared a national title in 1965.  They have another whole generation of football irrelevance to get into ATM's neighborhood.  

Johnny Manziel >> Magic Johnson -- aggy (Johnson never won a Heisman)

[GhostofDanJones 336]

On 10/26/2023 at 7:05 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

I remember rooting for Michigan St at least once 

 

 

Can anyone find that gif of the Baylor punter laying there and his ghost leaving his body? That was a classic.

[Tex Long 4,384]

14 hours ago, TheAuditor said:

They [Meatchicken State] also won a national title in 1952 and shared a national title in 1965.  They have another whole generation of football irrelevance to get into ATM's neighborhood.  

I think that's the year they bookended UCLA. Beat 'em the first game and then lost to them in the last one, Rose Bowl. An aggyish thing to do, imo. /2001

[Orale 1,087]

Someone stole John Sharp's jizz out of the jar and inseminated some poor woman. 

Ewe!

[Tex Pete 20,339]

14 hours ago, ousux said:

16 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

To be fair, it's also more yards than any UT QB has passed for in a game. 
The record is 470 by Colt vs UCF.

Damn, aggy was either extremely piss poor in the late 90's or our corch was an awesome college QB.

They were actually very tough most years. But they were built primarily to stop the run and to run.  

[CosmoDog 298]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

They were actually very tough most years. But they were built primarily to stop the run and to run.  

Steve Young, Jim McMahon, and Ty Detmer might disagree.

[Twizzler 161]

10 minutes ago, CosmoDog said:

Steve Young, Jim McMahon, and Ty Detmer might disagree.

Y'all might be taking about different teams. Or I just misread the angle.

Edited October 28, 2023 by Twizzler

[66BUFF 2,562]

35 minutes ago, CosmoDog said:

Steve Young, Jim McMahon, and Ty Detmer might disagree.

Edited October 28, 2023 by 66BUFF

[deft 6,843]

I guess Johnny foozballs bar is open now

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cx6OA8DySHj/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[gofuckyourself 8,209]

That somehow is more pathetic than I imagined. Much like my first trip to College Station.

[Tex Pete 20,339]

4 hours ago, Twizzler said:

Y'all might be taking about different teams. Or I just misread the angle.

Yes. I am able to read AND comprehend. Apparently he is not. 

[LonghornBreeder 550]

8 minutes ago, deft said:

I guess Johnny foozballs bar is open now

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cx6OA8DySHj/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

 

 

Pretty sweet toilet stalls in that place.

 

[mdleast 8,289]

Jimbo just needs to get them to schedule South Carolina each week and the Ws will come tumbling in.

[Lhorn 4,912]

10 minutes ago, deft said:

I guess Johnny foozballs bar is open now

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cx6OA8DySHj/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Lol. Just a bunch of close up clips of hot chicks dancing and a Heisman (of course).  Visitors should be prepared to be underwhelmed.  

[Lhorn 4,912]

Johnny loves a theme night.

[Stringer 1,438]

Just straight trash.

[DFW Horn 6,123]

15 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Johnny loves a theme night.

Does Johnny have to bus these party girls in, or what?

[deft 6,843]

I may have commented

[msucolt45 4,057]

Only aggy would celebrate the huge win over a “two win” South Cackalacky!

Hook’em!!!

[mchookem 16,325]

that bar looks gross. but i'm sure the kids will like it. 

[MAUFRAIS 6,623]

The Bonham trophy is coming home … if they can figure out which closet it’s buried in at the GLO.

[Deej 76,758]

4 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

The Bonham trophy is coming home … if they can figure out which closet it’s buried in at the GLO.

Look in the closet of the yell leaders 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,394]

 

 

[Pimphand 5,735]

On 10/23/2023 at 7:14 PM, TexasMan said:

Well damn...

 

 

SS Rum Runner nickname checks out

[Pimphand 5,735]

On 10/26/2023 at 8:29 PM, Longboard Horn said:

Hoes Mad

[StrippersAndNobelPrizes 844]

Manziel’s ¢Bar¢ not letting the wheelchair crowd in. aggy, never stop being you! And may I add, what a lit crowd hanging out at the ¢Bar¢. 🤣

 

https://www.kcentv.com/video/news/local/johnny-manziels-money-bar-officially-opens/500-3bfc6a5e-33c3-4b26-bc31-4d8ee8c6a3b3