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There are early rumblings that Kubiak’s camp would be involved in a potential hire. Don’t know what that means, exactly, but some of it is the notion that aggies need to hire “An Aggie Man” akin to “Michigan Man” syndrome. 

If any of this is true - aggies paying 9 figures to buyout Fisher and staff and hire a new one; Kubiak’s group being involved; needing an insider; holy fuck. We cannot lose. 

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2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

There are early rumblings that Kubiak’s camp would be involved in a potential hire. Don’t know what that means, exactly, but some of it is the notion that aggies need to hire “An Aggie Man” akin to “Michigan Man” syndrome. 

If any of this is true - aggies paying 9 figures to buyout Fisher and staff and hire a new one; Kubiak’s group being involved; needing an insider; holy fuck. We cannot lose. 

Met Garry Kubiak and his wife back in the '80s, she was really hot. That's all I got.

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Maybe they will bring a national championship to College Statio , but  not  to College Station, nor to Texas A&M. In the parallel universe off College Staio, only championships in meat judging and animal husbandry will occur, until glory hole and jizz jar championships are introduced , and then aggy will run the table for decades.

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5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

There are early rumblings that Kubiak’s camp would be involved in a potential hire. Don’t know what that means, exactly, but some of it is the notion that aggies need to hire “An Aggie Man” akin to “Michigan Man” syndrome. 

If any of this is true - aggies paying 9 figures to buyout Fisher and staff and hire a new one; Kubiak’s group being involved; needing an insider; holy fuck. We cannot lose. 

Only aggy could payoff a buyout this big to hire a shitty to mediocre sggy in his place . 

 

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3 minutes ago, deft said:


“Couldn’t even beat….” And goes to list two ranked opponents when aggy when was unranked in both contests. Unreal expectations abound.

They really are that loudmouth who thinks, by simply being loud and assertive, that it's how things are or will be. A similar quote appeared on another thread lamenting how aggy is "more like the Mississippi schools."

Itself a mark they are well below, since the "Mississippi schools" combined have now beaten them 5 straight times.

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21 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

There are early rumblings that Kubiak’s camp would be involved in a potential hire. Don’t know what that means, exactly, but some of it is the notion that aggies need to hire “An Aggie Man” akin to “Michigan Man” syndrome. 

If any of this is true - aggies paying 9 figures to buyout Fisher and staff and hire a new one; Kubiak’s group being involved; needing an insider; holy fuck. We cannot lose. 

I guess being incestuous is an upgrade from fucking sheep.

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No way they bring a new coach in with Texas on the home schedule next season.

Who knows. But whatever they do, I have full confidence that those fucknuts will make the worst decisions possible. They are hardwired for failure at an institutional level. They simply cant unfuck themselves.

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22 minutes ago, Xminus6 said:

A poster on IT who seems to have legit contacts within the Aggy program is saying Max is done for the season. Did he get dinged up during their game?

Dinged up? There are Max Johnson shaped craters littering every field aggy has played on since weigman got injured.  I swear every passing down, in the bits of their games that I’ve seen, Johnson has been pile driven into the dirt within 2 seconds of the snap. I honestly wouldn’t be shocked if this was  mom and dad deciding to pull the ripcord before their son is permanently confined to a wheelchair due to one too many snaps behind that porous line.

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43 minutes ago, Stinkpalm said:

Dinged up? There are Max Johnson shaped craters littering every field aggy has played on since weigman got injured.  I swear every passing down, in the bits of their games that I’ve seen, Johnson has been pile driven into the dirt within 2 seconds of the snap. I honestly wouldn’t be shocked if this was  mom and dad deciding to pull the ripcord before their son is permanently confined to a wheelchair due to one too many snaps behind that porous line.

Yeah. I realize he’s getting his ass kicked. Just didn’t watch the whole game to see if he actually sustained an obvious injury. But maybe you’re right that his parents are pulling the plug. Brad looked really pissed in the stands. 

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22 minutes ago, bluto said:

Funniest/saddest/worst part of watching the aggie offense is seeing how little they give a duck about maxs well being. Qb sneaks, naked boots, and owens at pass pro… less than zero ducks given

Please refrain from fowl language. 

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On 11/1/2023 at 11:56 AM, Tex Pete said:

At some point, that is how they're going to rationalize it.

We should want them to lose one more game this season and that's it.

Stay in the 4 loss range- football Purgatory. Latter Day Mack Brown or John Mackovic. It's torture for a fanbase, but they absolutely do not have the money to fire him. If it gets bad enough, they'll do everything possible to scrape the money together somehow.

They are not going 8-4. LSU's defense sucks but no way in hell do the corndogs not run train on them after last years debacle. Jimbo's road streak will march on into 2024.

Next season works out really well for them all 4 of their tough games are at home and they finally get some road patsies that Bilbo may finally snap his road skid.

I still don't see them doing much better than their traditional 8-4 next season but perhaps he shocks the world with a 9-3 or 10-2 mark which you know will fire those rejects up.

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6 hours ago, hookem48 said:

aggy will fuck around and beat LSU again

You idiots were saying this about Miami, then Alabama, then Tennessee, then Ole Miss, and now it will be LSU. It’s uninformed handwringing. 

These imbeciles have played an easy schedule to get this far and they’ll probably be 7-4 heading into the LSU game. Whoop! 

The combined record of the teams they have beaten this year is 16-29. Auburn, at 5-4, is the “best” opponent they have beaten. Auburn got to 5 wins by pummeling the death row jaggernauts of UMass, Cal, Samford, Miss State and Vanderbilt. That’s a combined opp record of 17-30. 

Texas ATM has beaten no one of merit. Miss State sucks. ATM will beat them and call it yet another “statement game”. They’ll chest pound and then beat an FCS opponent and question the integrity of the CFP rankings without any shame or irony because, by gawd, they’re the best 7-4 team in the country! 

They will forget that they are 0-9 in their last 9 away games and that Death Valley at night is brutal. They’ll have people in the media predicting they’re hot and primed for an upset. You guys on this site will have  followed them back up on the rollercoaster out of some sense of bizarre self-loathing, needing ATM to hurt you in order to feel whole. 

Then LSU will spank them in public and we will all point and laugh. Then the lot of you guys that do this shit will probably wait a few days before telling us why you’re worried and convinced that they’re going to roll their opponent in the Podunk Loser Bowl. 

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6 hours ago, Stinkpalm said:

Dinged up? There are Max Johnson shaped craters littering every field aggy has played on since weigman got injured.  I swear every passing down, in the bits of their games that I’ve seen, Johnson has been pile driven into the dirt within 2 seconds of the snap. I honestly wouldn’t be shocked if this was  mom and dad deciding to pull the ripcord before their son is permanently confined to a wheelchair due to one too many snaps behind that porous line.

That and several said in the game thread that near the end of the game, when he threw the non-interception, Bilbo shoved him in the back and yelled at him. Apparently Max visibly said “WTF” or something like that. I didn’t see it. But if true, could be big. 

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That and several said in the game thread that near the end of the game, when he threw the non-interception, Bilbo shoved him in the back and yelled at him. Apparently Max visibly said “WTF” or something like that. I didn’t see it. But if true, could be big. 

Did bilbo jump to push him in the back? Or did he push he ass like Max was fucking his wife?
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9 hours ago, closetojumping said:

There are early rumblings that Kubiak’s camp would be involved in a potential hire. Don’t know what that means, exactly, but some of it is the notion that aggies need to hire “An Aggie Man” akin to “Michigan Man” syndrome. 

If any of this is true - aggies paying 9 figures to buyout Fisher and staff and hire a new one; Kubiak’s group being involved; needing an insider; holy fuck. We cannot lose. 

It makes sense that aggy reminisce  on the glory years of the Kubiak era and want to rekindle that magical time and their conference record of (looks up 79-82 aggy football)...14-18 and 1 bowl appearance 

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1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Gomers will find a way to urn things around I am sure. Jimbo having a coaches meeting on the first floor as we speak

season 8 outhouse GIF

What they need to do is bring in all their former coaches whose buyouts they are still paying and have a coaching collective. 😂😵‍💫

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They want an “Aggie Man” because the truth of the matter is they need someone who will accept a smaller contract than what Jimbo got because they will be strapped for cash for a few years. Part of the compensation needs to be “being back on campus and the fulfillment that you get from helping your beloved university.”

If they do hire a former Ag and pay him significantly less, just watch. Looch already has that sentenced typed up to feed the masses. 

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