Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Fud 9545]

There's chatter that Max Johnson is out and A&M is going to be on their third string QB

[RomaVicta 29773]

10 hours ago, deft said:

[Frank Drebin 5612]

2 minutes ago, Fud said:

There's chatter that Max Johnson is out and A&M is going to be on their third string QB

Woof.  

[Orange&White 5516]

2 minutes ago, Fud said:

There's chatter that Max Johnson is out and A&M is going to be on their third string QB

Because he’s legit injured or because Jimbo shoved him in the back in national tv?

[Fud 9545]

1 minute ago, Orange&White said:

Because he’s legit injured or because Jimbo shoved him in the back in national tv?

Mostly injury, I think 

[RomaVicta 29773]

10 hours ago, closetojumping said:

There are early rumblings that Kubiak’s camp would be involved in a potential hire. Don’t know what that means, exactly, but some of it is the notion that aggies need to hire “An Aggie Man” akin to “Michigan Man” syndrome. 

If any of this is true - aggies paying 9 figures to buyout Fisher and staff and hire a new one; Kubiak’s group being involved; needing an insider; holy fuck. We cannot lose. 

Aggie: We have a culture problem. 

Aggie solution: Hire an Aggie.

[markstanco 12503]

Okay aggy lurkers, hear me out on this: Instead of traveling for road games, just forfeit them. It has to cost in the 7 figures to move 150-200 people for a road game, and you are going to lose anyway. I call it a nice start for the buyout.

[nnm 36053]

It took me a few minutes to compile this today. After Nov. 4 games, the fightin’ texum aggy can legitimately say they’re not the worst Aggies on the gridiron:
Aggie Cup Standings

Delaware Valley 8-1

NMSU 7-3

UC Davis 5-4

TAMU 5-4

Utah State 4-5

Oklahoma Panhandle State 4-6

Murray State 2-7

NC A&T 1-8

 

[Js1 85092]

2 minutes ago, nnm said:

It took me a few minutes to compile this today. After Nov. 4 games, the fightin’ texum aggy can legitimately say they’re not the worst Aggies on the gridiron:
Aggie Cup Standings

Delaware Valley 8-1

NMSU 7-3

UC Davis 5-4

TAMU 5-4

Utah State 4-5

Oklahoma Panhandle State 4-6

Murray State 2-7

NC A&T 1-8

 

Middle of the pack. True to form. 

[closetojumping 62195]

34 minutes ago, Fud said:

There's chatter that Max Johnson is out and A&M is going to be on their third string QB

Is “Campbell95” legit? I don’t lurk enough over there but people seem to be taking his posts seriously. 

[satyanash 14281]

13 hours ago, Bevoette said:

Giving him the business 

 

[SimkinsMan 4348]

9 hours ago, Xminus6 said:

A poster on IT who seems to have legit contacts within the Aggy program is saying Max is done for the season. Did he get dinged up during their game?

The rumor is that he has broken ribs. 

[SamsCorner 395]

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Ok. 

He said the ‘80’s, that’s like 40 years ago.

[Wulaw Horn 18968]

8 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

The rumor is that he has broken ribs. 

That’s got to be incredibly painful especially behind that line. I’d be donezo if I was him. 

[RomaVicta 29773]

He's a tough motherfucker. Respect.

[Deej 76532]

3 minutes ago, SamsCorner said:

He said the ‘80’s, that’s like 40 years ago.

I was told there would be no math. 

[TexasMan 10786]

The best aggy 3rd string QB is now a TE at New Mexico State. They are so screwed lol. 

[Fud 9545]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Is “Campbell95” legit? I don’t lurk enough over there but people seem to be taking his posts seriously. 

He's consistently had accurate A&M info before it hits the public domain for awhile. Especially team stuff (recruiting has been more hit or miss). He's got buddies in the AD there 

[Macanudo 12925]

35 minutes ago, SamsCorner said:

He said the ‘80’s, that’s like 40 years ago.

Assume she's the same age as Kub and that would be a pretty good looking 61 year old woman.

I'm not sure the Aggies get by Mississippi State without losing at this point.   LSU might be interesting if Daniels stays hurt after Dallas Turner laid him out last night with a cheap shot.   But if A&M is starting a 3rd string QB....

[South Austin 52119]

Just now, Macanudo said:

LSU might be interesting if Daniels stays hurt after Dallas Turner laid him out last night with a cheap shot.   But if A&M is starting a 3rd string QB....

LSU could pull Guidry from the stands to play QB and they still beat aggy by 10.

[6th Street 6354]

3 hours ago, nnm said:

Ok. 

She looks like that nutty election conspiracy theorist Sidney Powell

[Deej 76532]

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

LSU could pull Guidry from the stands to play QB and they still beat aggy by 10.

aggy will sue if they pull someone from the stands.

[RomaVicta 29773]

43 minutes ago, SamsCorner said:

He said the ‘80’s, that’s like 40 years ago.

She looks great. Too many guys here judge everything by their masturbation material. At least, I assume that's what "would" refers to when judging women you'd never have a shot of even talking to.

[ousux 5586]

Does anyone know who this old guy is?

Random old ass aggy sitting in Jerryworld watching his team aggy things up? Hope this helps.

[RomaVicta 29773]

3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

But if A&M is starting a 3rd string QB....

By the LSU game? If Johnson is out, there's a pretty good chance A&M could be down to their 4th string QB by LSU. 

A scrub or a freshman will just be fresh meat trying to catch up to the game for the first time with A&M's "protection."

Somewhere, Georgia I guess, Haynes King cracks a crooked smile.

Edited November 5, 2023 by RomaVicta

[ousux 5586]

He probably went into hiding because of the rest of that video. What's up with that clip anyway? Why would you take out the best part of the video?

What is the best part? I've never seen anything but the screengrab

[LonghornBreeder 550]

15 minutes ago, ousux said:

12 hours ago, LonghornBreeder said:

He probably went into hiding because of the rest of that video. What's up with that clip anyway? Why would you take out the best part of the video?

What is the best part? I've never seen anything but the screengrab

I was mixing up videos. I was thinking of the old dude in the cowboy hat eating his boogers at an aggie game.

[Parliament 14124]

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

 

Does he want to apologize to the guy whose nads he punched?

And the replies to that tweet are peak Aggy.

[ousux 5586]

Met Garry Kubiak and his wife back in the '80s, she was really hot. That's all I got.

That's at minimum 33 years ago so you don't even have that anymore.

[hookem48 4631]

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

You idiots were saying this about Miami, then Alabama, then Tennessee, then Ole Miss, and now it will be LSU. It’s uninformed handwringing. 

These imbeciles have played an easy schedule to get this far and they’ll probably be 7-4 heading into the LSU game. Whoop! 

The combined record of the teams they have beaten this year is 16-29. Auburn, at 5-4, is the “best” opponent they have beaten. Auburn got to 5 wins by pummeling the death row jaggernauts of UMass, Cal, Samford, Miss State and Vanderbilt. That’s a combined opp record of 17-30. 

Texas ATM has beaten no one of merit. Miss State sucks. ATM will beat them and call it yet another “statement game”. They’ll chest pound and then beat an FCS opponent and question the integrity of the CFP rankings without any shame or irony because, by gawd, they’re the best 7-4 team in the country! 

They will forget that they are 0-9 in their last 9 away games and that Death Valley at night is brutal. They’ll have people in the media predicting they’re hot and primed for an upset. You guys on this site will have  followed them back up on the rollercoaster out of some sense of bizarre self-loathing, needing ATM to hurt you in order to feel whole. 

Then LSU will spank them in public and we will all point and laugh. Then the lot of you guys that do this shit will probably wait a few days before telling us why you’re worried and convinced that they’re going to roll their opponent in the Podunk Loser Bowl. 

You dumb fuck I said that because it would be funny, aggy back on the rollercoaster and Kelly turns a darker shade of purple.  No one really thinks it will happen. god damn

[ousux 5586]

I was mixing up videos. I was thinking of the old dude in the cowboy hat eating his boogers at an aggie game.

I think the best old aggy incident involved flying tortillas, goalposts coming down and being shoved into the visiting aggy stands and this geezer swinging his binoculars like a weapon

[hookem48 4631]

3 hours ago, nnm said:

Ok. 

was that 40 years ago? I really don't think so.

[ousux 5586]

I just want to see how many aggy sit out Abilene Christian with nagging "injuries". There is nothing to be gained in that game and literally nobody watching on tv. It would be the ultimate if one or more of their draft eligible guys goes down in that game and truly ends their season and can't even work out for NFL scouts. I can see Jimbo emptying the bench of all JAGs that day.

[closetojumping 62195]

21 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Does he want to apologize to the guy whose nads he punched?

And the replies to that tweet are peak Aggy.

This one was my favorite, he’s a champion, of something:

15 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

You dumb fuck I said that because it would be funny, aggy back on the rollercoaster and Kelly turns a darker shade of purple.  No one really thinks it will happen. god damn

 

The dumb fucks are the people who constantly post on this site about how “funny” it would be if ATM won a game or how “it makes sense” to hope OU wins a game somewhere.  Those are always dumb fucking takes posted by dumb fucks. 

I enjoyed the Kubiak wife story though.

 

[Drifterwood 159]

was that 40 years ago? I really don't think so.

Y’all don’t remember the 80s era NFL clear bag policy?

[Blotto 23427]

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

 

Shut up and take your teabagging like a man

[T-shirt Sip 2096]

Here’s a quick clip of the shove. Max does seem to be irritated by it. 

[dec3169 501]

14 hours ago, ousux said:

15 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

After 69 games (niiiice)
Kevin Sumlin: 47-22
Jimbo Fisher: 44-25

Maybe Jimbo should go out and get himself a DUI tonight? Under the influence of huffing his own farts that is.

Sumlin would be PISSED if he was sober.

[CosmoDog 298]

Armless blob gives birth to aggy during college football game.

Full story at ten on CNN.

 

[wild_turkey 3152]

I love that aggy was desperate enough to hire Bobby Petrino and they have 5-4 to show for it. Maybe next year they can get Art Briles and improve to 6-3.

[ATXhorn17 1610]

Is “Campbell95” legit? I don’t lurk enough over there but people seem to be taking his posts seriously. 

His track record is really solid (ex: hinted at the Petrino hire, Weigman out for the season, etc)… He clearly has friends that are A&M insiders or donors.

[txhorns 2407]

38 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Does he want to apologize to the guy whose nads he punched?

And the replies to that tweet are peak Aggy.

I like how all of the aggy talk and how they would have done the same thing and give him a ton of credit for taking responsibility for his actions.  That dumb fuck didn’t wake up and decide to write that tweet on his own.  It was 100% forced by the athletic department.

[Blotto 23427]

7 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Here’s a quick clip of the shove. Max does seem to be irritated by it. 

IMG_2021.mov

I can envision it now.... "Jimbo broke Johnson's ribs with that vicious cheap shot on the sideline. Fired for cause. Hey Dabo.....call me!"

[NoName 16290]

13 hours ago, Disco Strangler said:

Does anyone know who this old guy is?

[Eastwood 4394]

5 minutes ago, wild_turkey said:

I love that aggy was desperate enough to hire Bobby Petrino and they have 5-4 to show for it. Maybe next year they can get Art Briles and improve to 6-3.

Not just Petrino, but Durkin, too. Between Jimbo, Petrino, and Durkin, the Aggies have a FedEx MD-11F worth of baggage with very little to show for it.

[TOR 5364]

9 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

Not just Petrino, but Durkin, too. Between Jimbo, Petrino, and Durkin, the Aggies have a FedEx MD-11F worth of baggage with very little to show for it.

Did you mean DC-10?

 

Edited November 5, 2023 by TOR

[dec3169 501]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

LSU could pull Guidry from the stands to play QB and they still beat aggy by 10.

https://baseball.fandom.com/wiki/Ron_Guidry

[Dennis Taylor 18698]

23 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Here’s a quick clip of the shove. Max does seem to be irritated by it. 

IMG_2021.mov

[NoName 16290]

12 hours ago, closetojumping said:

There are early rumblings that Kubiak’s camp would be involved in a potential hire. Don’t know what that means, exactly, but some of it is the notion that aggies need to hire “An Aggie Man” akin to “Michigan Man” syndrome. 

If any of this is true - aggies paying 9 figures to buyout Fisher and staff and hire a new one; Kubiak’s group being involved; needing an insider; holy fuck. We cannot lose. 

 

only those morons would think that someone like Kubiak (who last coached in college 30+ years ago and is i his 60s now) and Dan Campbell (whose never coached in college football) would be a good leadership council to hire a CFB coach in 2023.

Kubiak:

Campbell:

everytime i think about him firing Jimbo i think about another way it is going to be awesome.

firing Jimbo in season and elevating Petrino? amazing.

firing Jimbo and getting told no by a bunch of people? amazing.

firing Jimbo and him going nuclear on the program? amazing.

there is no way that hayseed hillbilly fuck takes this sitting down and is ok with it. we are going to hear for the next decade about how they fired him too soon, he's going to leak negative shit about it for years and going to go out of his way to poison the well as much as possible with as many people as possible.

[NoName 16290]

11 hours ago, Xminus6 said:

A poster on IT who seems to have legit contacts within the Aggy program is saying Max is done for the season. Did he get dinged up during their game?

idk if ive ever seen a QB get hit as much and as hard as he has in the last few games. immense respect for him for getting back up and taking the hits.

if he's gone the rest of their QB room is the shitty transfer from Fresno State or Blake Bost.