Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Cairn Horn88 8,502]

3 hours ago, Fud said:

There's chatter that Max Johnson is out and A&M is going to be on their third string QB

Something, something possible broken ribs, something, something!

12th man get ready!

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,807]

Also rumors of Le'Veon Moss possible ACL injury from Ole Miss game

[tx 3 putt 78,725]

[The Dog 44,862]

 

[TrashMaster G 18,121]

4 hours ago, nnm said:

Ok. 

Would. 

[C-Man 27,796]

12 minutes ago, NoName said:

idk if ive ever seen a QB get hit as much and as hard as he has in the last few games. immense respect for him for getting back up and taking the hits.

if he's gone the rest of their QB room is the shitty transfer from Fresno State or Blake Bost.

COVID outbreak in 3 …. 2 …. 1 ….

[Treefidy 1,507]

45 minutes ago, Drifterwood said:

Y’all don’t remember the 80s era NFL clear bag policy?

No, but maybe I recall texting your complaints to #69050 back in the 80’s on a Verizon phone?

[HtownHorn 15,235]

Since Sarkisian became the Texas coach, he has as many SEC road wins as Jimbo does.

[nnm 37,965]

14 minutes ago, C-Man said:

COVID outbreak in 3 …. 2 …. 1 ….

COVID is so 2020. Flu, dude. Try to keep up. 

[TexMexBuddha 1,000]

Also rumors of Le'Veon Moss possible ACL injury from Ole Miss game

That would suck for the young man. He's played hard for them.

[Rudiger 1,181]

16 hours ago, Bevoette said:

 Now that’s targeting. 

[closetojumping 65,480]

Moss  had his knee blown up. Fisher downplayed it after the game and immediately said it wouldn’t require surgery. He said similar shit about Weigman’s injury. 

Edited November 5, 2023 by closetojumping

[Macanudo 13,328]

I didn't realize Dan Campbell was an Aggie.  I was kind of rooting for the Lions to make a playoff run.   A Bills-Lions Super Bowl would be awesome.  But I don't now if I can handle the Aggies crowing about that.

[NoName 17,164]

5 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I didn't realize Dan Campbell was an Aggie.  I was kind of rooting for the Lions to make a playoff run.   A Bills-Lions Super Bowl would be awesome.  But I don't now if I can handle the Aggies crowing about that.

he had 27 career catches for 3 TDs a long time ago - you don't remember it because he didn't do much.

[TexasGolf 5,466]

[BigHornedLurker 2,179]

Why does A&M assume every misfortunate soul who spent tour in College Station is just waiting for their offer to come back ? 

[ChickenNuggets 1,661]

the hive-mind we know as Aggy has evolved beyond sentience and appears to be self-aware...

sobering thought - 1998 Big 12 Championship Game | TexAgs 

[RomaVicta 30,607]

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

Does he want to apologize to the guy whose nads he punched?

And the replies to that tweet are peak Aggy.

No shit. I just read the first 5 or 6 and I could see the parrot instinct was kicking in. Great leader. I'd have done the same thing. Proud of you!

I think they imagine Shemar sharing the bunk above them in the Corps Dorm sharing good bull stories and reciting the honor code between homo-erotic S&M hazing.

[markstanco 12,804]

4 hours ago, nnm said:

It took me a few minutes to compile this today. After Nov. 4 games, the fightin’ texum aggy can legitimately say they’re not the worst Aggies on the gridiron:
Aggie Cup Standings

Delaware Valley 8-1

NMSU 7-3

UC Davis 5-4

TAMU 5-4

Utah State 4-5

Oklahoma Panhandle State 4-6

Murray State 2-7

NC A&T 1-8

 

Have some rep you surly asshole. 

[deadshank 24,654]

40 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

 

[markstanco 12,804]

43 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

the hive-mind we know as Aggy has evolved beyond sentience and appears to be self-aware...

sobering thought - 1998 Big 12 Championship Game | TexAgs 

They want to be a blue blood so bad, but I bet their record since then is worse than Tech.  

[RomaVicta 30,607]

2 hours ago, txhorns said:

I like how all of the aggy talk and how they would have done the same thing and give him a ton of credit for taking responsibility for his actions.  That dumb fuck didn’t wake up and decide to write that tweet on his own.  It was 100% forced by the athletic department.

Write it? I'd bet my car that he's never read it.

 

39 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

the hive-mind we know as Aggy has evolved beyond sentience and appears to be self-aware...

sobering thought - 1998 Big 12 Championship Game | TexAgs 

God, I love this kind of shit. First the op:

Some dumbass Aggie makes an assertion that he could have looked up. He doesn't, because that's not how Aggie facts are generated. He gets sweet, harsh rejection:

 

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,939]

22 thousand dollars per day for Jimbo.  PER DAY!

The Aggie jokes write themselves.

Since Johnny football they are 76-81-1 (48.4%) in the  SEC

Edited November 5, 2023 by Horn Under a Bad Sign

[ousux 5,643]

God, I love this kind of shit. First the op:

Some dumbass Aggie makes an assertion that he could have looked up. He doesn't, because that's not how Aggie facts are generated. He gets sweet, harsh rejection:

 
 

Not to mention he cites Clemson by name as if they've always been a powerhouse. Most of my lifetime Clemson was one of those schools who could occasionally put together a decent team and wreck someone else's season, but not feared as some juggernaut until recent years..and they seem to be sliding back to their mean lately.

[Cairn Horn88 8,502]

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Would. 

You misspelled this word!

[Laga4 1,270]

3 hours ago, NoName said:

idk if ive ever seen a QB get hit as much and as hard as he has in the last few games. immense respect for him for getting back up and taking the hits.

Zach Calzada sez hi.

[txhorns 2,421]

aggy is stupid for not firing Jimbo first thing this morning citing the shove to Max Johnson’s back as the reason.  They could have fired him for cause and likely gotten away with it.  They can’t use that excuse if they let him continue coaching for even one more game after that.

[deft 7,062]

https://deadspin.com/college-football-texas-a-m-jimbo-fisher-aggies-1850992921

So you can write about sports without watching the games it seems.  Just look at the stats line on the epsn app after the game and then write stupid shit. Unsuprisingly, the app doesn't track zebra favoritism.  

[SHOOTER12 8,888]

20 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

There might be something to that last part. Reading their boards and apparently Jim pushed Max in the back. 

I can also see, and am calling this to happen, that a GA goes to the SEC and NCAA to "self-report" shenanigans happening under Jim to get him out of there without paying him.

What's with the pushing Max in the back? I know at one point they were screaming at èach other when Max was coming off of the field. 

[General Specific 3,508]

 
Giving him the business 
 
 

I thought they only squeezed their own balls! Do they want the other team to experience their suffering? aggy gonna aggy!

[coachherman'sgrill 2,651]

4 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

What's with the pushing Max in the back? I know at one point they were screaming at èach other when Max was coming off of the field. 

So, I Googled "Jumbo pushed Max in the back" and got the first screenshot but thread has been deleted:

[SHOOTER12 8,888]

20 hours ago, ousux said:

On 11/3/2023 at 9:06 PM, Tex Pete said:

I assume he’s talking about not covering their knees with their pants. It used to be the rule.
 
I think it’s idiotic and looks dumb, but if guys want to expose their knees to helmets, that’s on them. 

Any kneepad that provides significant injury protection would also limit mobility. I always hated wearing kneepads and shoved them to the sides of my knees.

I know that uniform pants at one time HAD to cover the knees. As lightweight,  flexible and stretchable as uniform materials are today, mobility should not be an issue.

As a person who has always had bony assed knees I had my kneecaps cracked twice, and that is some miserable shit. No way I'd play wearing the glorified "shorts" so many players wear today.

[wutang75 459]

https://deadspin.com/college-football-texas-a-m-jimbo-fisher-aggies-1850992921
So you can write about sports without watching the games it seems.  Just look at the stats line on the epsn app after the game and then write stupid shit. Unsuprisingly, the app doesn't track zebra favoritism.  

What exactly do you see in this article that isn’t accurate?

[Tex Pete 21,492]

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

 

 

 

That leaves out the fact that in all that time, we have played exactly 1 FCS game. They’ve played dozens. 

[SHOOTER12 8,888]

15 hours ago, Xminus6 said:

Yeah. I realize he’s getting his ass kicked. Just didn’t watch the whole game to see if he actually sustained an obvious injury. But maybe you’re right that his parents are pulling the plug. Brad looked really pissed in the stands. 

Pretty sure he's been banged up for awhile but has been playing through it.  After Bilbos' childish screaming fit in front of the whole world yesterday,  Max probably said "fuck it, I'm hurt and I'm out of here".

[SimkinsMan 4,555]

I created a gif of the Fisher shove. Not a good look at all for Jimbo.

 

 

[Tex Pete 21,492]

2 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

I created a gif of the Fisher shove. Not a good look at all for Jimbo.

 

 

Y’all don’t encourage them. 
 

Aggy lurkers, Jimbo is a great mentor and coach. He just doesn’t have much personnel-wise to work with. I think y’all should extend him another 10 years and give him time to get his guys in there and work through this rough patch. 

[General Specific 3,508]

I created a gif of the Fisher shove. Not a good look at all for Jimbo.
 
 

Jimbo was confused, I read his lips. Jimbo yelled at him to “get in there and fuck my wife!”

[Dbeasy 15,608]

The Aggies really should report their recruiting violations, Fire Jimbo, and take the NCAA fine of $5,000 and two forfeited scholarships. 

[ClubWhatever 12,318]

7 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

I created a gif of the Fisher shove. Not a good look at all for Jimbo.

 

 

Did this same shit with Weigman when he was concussed. 

[South Austin 53,233]

9 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Not a good look at all for Jimbo.

 

When has he had a good look?

[Wulaw Horn 19,598]

Johnson have any eligibility left?  
I’d take him as a transfer to be the backup to arch in a heartbeat if our QB room plays out this spring like I think it will 

Edited November 5, 2023 by Wulaw Horn

[lilMAC25 4,003]

5 hours ago, ousux said:

I think the best old aggy incident involved flying tortillas, goalposts coming down and being shoved into the visiting aggy stands and this geezer swinging his binoculars like a weapon

Losing to Baylor, App St, or 2011 losing to us. Take your pick.

[Scholz 12,309]

3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

I didn't realize Dan Campbell was an Aggie.  I was kind of rooting for the Lions to make a playoff run.   A Bills-Lions Super Bowl would be awesome.  But I don't now if I can handle the Aggies crowing about that.

The most notable thing he did there was make the news for saying some homophobic shit at one of their cheering practices. “A&M is where boys like girls unlike Austin…” He’s a redneck aggy meathead dipshit.

[TexasGolf 5,466]

25 minutes ago, South Austin said:

When has he had a good look?

 

[lilMAC25 4,003]

8 minutes ago, Scholz said:

The most notable thing he did there was make the news for saying some homophobic shit at one of their cheering practices. “A&M is where boys like girls unlike Austin…” He’s a redneck aggy meathead dipshit.

And in Collie Station, they have a Glory Hole epidemic.

[TexLonghorn 5,737]

No way that shove is enough to fire Jimbo with cause - looks like he's just trying to get the team on the field before there are play clock issues.  It's not like Jimbo is leading with the crown of his helmet to Max's head and neck area.  (or to whatever area the little goblin's height would allow him to reach on Max - hip? thigh?).  

Besides, aggy is getting votes and is a ranked team!  At least they should be ranked according to the Lubbock AP guy:

Best 5-4 team in the country, baby!

[Texzilla58 4,793]

The most notable thing he did there was make the news for saying some homophobic shit at one of their cheering practices. “A&M is where boys like girls unlike Austin…” He’s a redneck aggy meathead dipshit.

You’re as prickly as Aggies over a little funny comment from like 30 years ago. Same shit gets said about them in this board today.

[SHOOTER12 8,888]

7 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

He's a tough motherfucker. Respect.

"When you're dumb, you better be tough"

[InkaUtexas 26,924]

44 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

I created a gif of the Fisher shove. Not a good look at all for Jimbo.

 

 

So he pushed a player who he knew was hurt? yeah, that is messed up.