Tell Me About Texas a&m

[CosmoDog 389]

What are the odds on Evan Stewart and Ruben Owens portaling to Texas?

Owens could be taught how to block.

Stewart could see how he does in a good offense.

Edited November 6, 2023 by CosmoDog

[Thatguy 9393]

You can skip to the 2:35 mark........

 

 

[Pimphand 6373]

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

SMS'd to thujone I sent him the time stamped YouTube earlier and marveled at Looch's hand gesture mastery

[kevwun 16442]

Why would we want Owens? 

[Deej 77852]

So when does aggy play Georgia again?

The 2030's or the 2040's?

[Pimphand 6373]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

In today's injury update, Fisher stated that Moss is day to day.

I don't think Bilbo knows there are other injury statuses.  IIRC Weigman was day-to-day initially and per pillow fluffer Looch he's out for the season.

[Frank Drebin 5840]

3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Why would we want Owens? 

I don't.  So far he looks like a piss poor runner and pass blocker and decent receiver.  Why waste a spot or NIL for that?

[Rickylovesweed 15553]

6 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Why would we want Owens? 

Yeah, I can understand Stewart. He's produced on the field. 

Owens has 185 yards rushing and is only averaging 3 yards a carry. Now A&M's OL is shit but you're taking a headache on complete projection. No thanks on Owens. 

[Pimphand 6373]

2 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

That depends on whether BVD is still with us. That's a video of a sentient clogged artery.

Oh he's still crying like a bitch....
 

 

[lilMAC25 4003]

7 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Yeah, I can understand Stewart. He's produced on the field. 

Owens has 185 yards rushing and is only averaging 3 yards a carry. Now A&M's OL is shit but you're taking a headache on complete projection. No thanks on Owens. 

This. 
 

Baxter and whatever back #2 is (I think Blue has a chance to take over RB2 role if JB24 goes pro) is a better option.

[The Dog 44861]

 

[Beau Vine 55870]

4 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

So you are saying take ACU this weekend? 

If they do, Jimbo gets a $100K bonus for making a non-Jan1 bowl.  Seriously.

[Fud 9724]

59 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Enai White is no longer getting snaps.

Out for the year

[Vertigo 20500]

29 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

This. 
 

Baxter and whatever back #2 is (I think Blue has a chance to take over RB2 role if JB24 goes pro) is a better option.

Blue has shown a little something this year. I am glad that we are starting to see some real development on this team. 

[msucolt45 4234]

People keep mentioning ACU, as that is the following week. This Saturday’s evening tilt is MS-aggy vs aggy in CS. If MS-aggy wins, they’ll be 5-5. If our own aggy loses, they’ll be 5-5. Both are Maroon, so let’s have a “Maroon Out!”

Kind of like kissing your sister, because “cousin” might just bring a little more excitement!

Hook’em!!!

[Blotto 24028]

1 hour ago, Thatguy said:

You can skip to the 2:35 mark........

 

 

I assume these are for college football fans that also think Jimmy Fallon is the funniest comedian going. 

[deft 7060]

Didn’t someone post a white t shirt with “maroon out” on it? Classic aggy.

[Thatguy 9393]

3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I assume these are for college football fans that also think Jimmy Fallon is the funniest comedian going. 

Anyone making fun of aggy is funny to me

[Mittens 8754]

 

[SHOOTER12 8886]

3 hours ago, yoladu said:

I think he has got at least another year. look at their 2024 schedule.

• 7 home games
• all 4 non conference games at home.
• No Alabama
• 6 middling SEC opponents with a combined 11-24 record in conference play so far this season : Arkansas, Auburn, Florida, Miss St, South Carolina, Mizz
• 3 of their 4 non conference games are creampuffs
• a home game against a Notre Dame that hasn't been Notre Dame in decades.
• and then two tough conference games, LSU and Horns, also both home games.

Next year is the year, right?

 

 

I see 4and8 next year. 

[bigcigar 1224]

6 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

That’s one large, worthless piece of shit

[Armybrat 41420]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

So when does aggy play Georgia again?

The 2030's or the 2040's?

84 more years.

[Thatguy 9393]

3 hours ago, yoladu said:

I think he has got at least another year. look at their 2024 schedule.

• 7 home games
• all 4 non conference games at home.
• No Alabama
• 6 middling SEC opponents with a combined 11-24 record in conference play so far this season : Arkansas, Auburn, Florida, Miss St, South Carolina, Mizz
• 3 of their 4 non conference games are creampuffs
• a home game against a Notre Dame that hasn't been Notre Dame in decades.
• and then two tough conference games, LSU and Horns, also both home games.

Next year is the year, right?

 

 

All the underlined are losses. Jimbo doesn't win road games, and well, us. Note Dame will punch them in the mouth the same way Miami did. Then the LSU and Mizzou games are a toss up. I say between 5-7 or 7-5.

 

Edited November 7, 2023 by Thatguy

[nineliveslost 3011]

10 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

All the underlined are losses. Jimbo doesn't win road games, and well, us. Note Dame will punch them in the mouth the same way Miami did. Then the LSU and Mizzou games are a toss up. I say between 5-7 or 7-5.

 

What an embarrassment of a schedule. I guarantee you they will talk it up as the hardest schedule known to mankind when they go 6 and 6 or 5 and 7.

[Jkwellborn 7043]

I had bruised ribs and breathing was a bitch. Can’t imagine functioning with broken ribs.

Always heard bruised ribs were worse.

[C-Man 27789]

49 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

All the underlined are losses. Jimbo doesn't win road games, and well, us. Note Dame will punch them in the mouth the same way Miami did. Then the LSU and Mizzou games are a toss up. I say between 5-7 or 7-5.

 

New Mexico State is 7-3 this year.

[nnm 37927]

6 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

I mean Texas has been just as QB lucky as aggy.

Thompson

Card

Ewers

Card

Ewers

Murphy

The problem is Sarkisian has built a much better program around that 1 position to cover for the injuries and has gone 14-4 in his last 18 games. Including 2-1 on the road against Top 15 teams, and 4-4 against ranked teams.

Yeah, but you can’t compare UT against bdf with aggy against SECX3. After all, when is the last time UT won a road game against a SECX3 team?

[LonghornBreeder 550]

1 hour ago, Thatguy said:

All the underlined are losses. Jimbo doesn't win road games, and well, us. Note Dame will punch them in the mouth the same way Miami did. Then the LSU and Mizzou games are a toss up. I say between 5-7 or 7-5.

 

They could easily be 0-5 in SEC play and staring down LSU, Mizz and UT.

Crap, can you imagine ending the year with an Aggie team winless in SEC play? They'd show up to our first match up in 12 yrs like a pack of blood thirsty meth heads.

[nnm 37927]

6 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

They are right there with Alabama, Ole Miss and Tennessee, who I believe is a top-15 team right now. Throw LSU into the mix. I don't how they will do if Max Johnson doesn't play.

Weren’t there some pretty strong quotes from Looch and co. after week 1, definitively saying that Alabama was down this year?

[ousux 5639]

All of that and only one brief mention of Texas?  Is Billy ill?

He may actually be getting to the point of being more worried about aggy than what we do or don't do? Unthinkable..

Anyway, that was some authentic low IQ frontier gibberish. I didn't even read half of it, but he sounds like a beaten man trying to find light at the end of the tunnel.

[ousux 5639]

Reuben Owens can't get many reps on the field because he is a complete liability as a blocker. 
Stewart may or may not have had an actual injury. 
Brownlow-Dindy hasn't played a snap in weeks. They're speculating that he's heading to the portal.
 

Is aggy gonna do the Christian thing and pack up his dad's church to follow him where he goes? I think that will play more than a small role if he decides to stay.

[Royale with cheese 1493]

5 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Teacher: Freddie, do you mean "womb," like a woman's womb?

Foulmouth Freddie: Naw, Teach, I mean "woom," like a elephant fart. 

[ousux 5639]

With the talent exodus they’ll likely have, a terrible OL, and tons of question marks at QB, I think 8-4 is reasonable. 
 

The donors will use the money they saved by not shitcanning Jimbo on the player retention fund. That's the only reason I can see a chance the meat of their roster stays at aggy.

I mean, that and a lack of real portal buzz for some of them. Stewart could go anywhere, it would be nice if he joined his buddy Johntay Cook to finish out his college career.

[ousux 5639]

What are the odds on Evan Stewart and Ruben Owens portaling to Texas?
Owens could be taught how to block.
Stewart could see how he does in a good offense.

Stewart is a take all day every day, no thank you on Owens. He had his chance to be a Longhorn and blew it. Choice is doing just fine recruiting that position, as in RB's who can tote the rock AND pass block when needed.

[ousux 5639]

All the underlined are losses. Jimbo doesn't win road games, and well, us. Note Dame will punch them in the mouth the same way Miami did. Then the LSU and Mizzou games are a toss up. I say between 5-7 or 7-5.
 

I'd like to believe, but Gata and Cocks are beyond hapless this year and no reason to think they'll be much better next season.

[BabaYaga 15629]

Texags always delivers:

 

 

Quote

We've only won 10 games 10 times since 1940. Historically, we are a "meh" program

 

[Redneck Mutha 8190]

3 hours ago, Fud said:

Out for the year

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1279]

I assume these are for college football fans that also think Jimmy Fallon is the funniest comedian going. 

Maybe, but you can’t expect to make chicken salad from chicken shit.

[Pimphand 6373]

56 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Texags always delivers:

There is a subsector that gets it over there. You have to feel for them to be trapped in the mediocrity freakshow quagmire and get it must be tortuous.

[Tex Pete 21489]

11 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

There is a subsector that gets it over there. You have to feel for them to be trapped in the mediocrity freakshow quagmire and get it must be tortuous.

No. I don’t feel for them at all. 

[Nueces River Rat 5797]

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

New Mexico State is 7-3 this year.

Jerry Kill has turned that dumpster fire around big time.  They might be the best Aggies out there among the Aggie schools.   

[pacman 7509]

3 hours ago, bigcigar said:

That’s one large, worthless piece of shit

perfect example of aggy

[Revolution512 1518]

6 hours ago, Deej said:

All that reads like they don't have the money.

Sunk cost fallacy

[ClubWhatever 12317]

7 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

Sunk cost fallacy

It's more about affordability right?   If they want the next guy to be a top 10 coach he's going to demand the same amount, or more.  Can they seriously afford to spend an average of $20mm per year for the next 7 years on head coaching?   The money to Jimbo is committed but not spent (sunk).  

[Vermin 3171]

aggy also is on the hook for a $485 million stadium renovation. They are not a bottomless pit of money and feel pain at some point.

[CfRhTxStBobcats 608]

4 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

He has a better shot at putting down 175 lbs of Mexican food by the looks of him.

[Frank Drebin 5840]

I was getting gas a few months ago at the Chevron at Weslayan and 59 in Houston.  Walked inside to grab a soda.  There is a gigantic black man buying some swishers.  I talk to him a bit and turns out it is Kellen Heard.  He was high as shit.  

[HtownHorn 15235]

Interesting tidbit on that schedule. It looks like there will be an aggy off the week before our game. That might be a tougher game than they expect with Kill turning that program around.

[deft 7060]

 

“Didn’t train at the right altitude. Ran out of time.”

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2651]

RIP Torbush. ALS is a horrible disease