Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Blotto 23,418]

How am I not surprised that this guy made aggy his bitch.

[Machinator 32,097]

[kopp0e 1,135]

3 hours ago, campcrunk said:

Actually, here's a better copy of the video:

 

Hey, the video ends with about 5:00 minutes left in the 3rd quarter... But at least we know the outcome, #aggyfails...

[campcrunk 2,346]

1 hour ago, kopp0e said:

Hey, the video ends with about 5:00 minutes left in the 3rd quarter... But at least we know the outcome, #aggyfails...

Sorry - I must have embedded it wrong. It was supposed to skip right to Fran's failed attempt to the ice the kicker. Then you get a magical shot of all the aggy players kneeling and praying on the sideline on for the inevitable to crush aggy's little dream world. For the billionth time. 

[Vic Mackey 46,919]

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

How am I not surprised that this guy made aggy his bitch.

Is this a man or woman?

[Katfid54 8,591]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Is this a man or woman?

Definitely. 

[South Austin 52,037]

9 hours ago, campcrunk said:

Please excuse the shitty video quality. It was the only video I could find of just the winning kick.

As background, it was 24-22 aggy, who were favored (of course), with four and half minutes left in the 4th quarter. Reggie "Real Deal" McNeal gets the ball back, so it's basically a guaranteed TD to put Clemson away, right?

aggy promptly goes three and out. No worries though, aggy, the Rectum Crew will stop an anemic Clemson offense led by world-beater Will Proctor, Freshman James Davis, and handful of JAGs at WR, right???

Proctor, Davis, and the Tigers drive the length of the field to set up a 42 yard field goal for moderately androgynous kicker, Jad Dean with 6 seconds left. Fran tries to freeze him with a timeout. Dean responds by setting a new Clemson school record when he drills his sixth consecutive field goal of the night to win it for Clemson. Torbush looks more baffled than usual. The video of Fran's face is beyond priceless.

Meanwhile everyone who'd ever had the misfortune of dealing with aggy was like:

I'm glad there are people on this board born before 2000 who got the Jad Dean reference.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Is this a man or woman?

Her name is Lola.

[Rabidhorn 121]

The funny thing is Dumbo is already trouble with the NCAA before the season starts, aggy will stall out and then have to fire his ass before next season.

[The Golden Hat 299]

 

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

The hole wasn't big enough.

Tape

Measure

aggy dumbass, do you speak it?

[kopp0e 1,135]

Gonna be kinda epic, in seeing the buildup for College Gameday, just to get routed at home... A&M better enjoy the next 6 days...

 

[clapclapclap 9,000]

23 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Her name is Lola.

She was a showgirl

Edited September 2, 2018 by clapclapclap
But that was 30 years ago, when they used to have a show

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

She was a showgirl

No offense to the great Barry Manilow, but it was a reference to "I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man, oh my Lola"

[Butch Had Not 2,940]

Page 2? This is the true tragedy of this weekend.  

Fuck aggy. Clemson is gonna kill mond.

[Moby Ric 2,058]

I was going to go ride the roller coaster at a texags and site won't open.  They taking a break to fill some more jazz jars for the upcoming game?

[Scholz 11,923]

"Guess what, MFers, we're going to win."

Peak roller coaster.  Apex.

[UTEX_ME 4,754]

17 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

I was going to go ride the roller coaster at a texags and site won't open.  They taking a break to fill some more jazz jars for the upcoming game?

live look at Texags

[kopp0e 1,135]

On 9/1/2018 at 3:32 PM, MrPhlegm said:

 

Clock is #AggieAccurate... #BackwardsAtTimes

[Uncle Nate 2,097]

40 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

I was going to go ride the roller coaster at a texags and site won't open.  They taking a break to fill some more jazz jars for the upcoming game?

Dress rehearsal for the meltdown?

Pre-emptive meltdown?

[kopp0e 1,135]

2 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

live look at Texags

Wrong week for the mods to stop sniffing glue..?

[SHOOTER12 8,787]

On 8/31/2018 at 7:09 PM, williemackgarza said:

So they ran out of coffin?
Or ran out of hole?
What the fuck they do with the bitch in the coffin?
Throw here in a dumpster?

They somehow "lubricated" the dog where she would slide on down in the undersized hole.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,134]

Someone pulled the plug a week early. Even the website ran scared

[EZ$ 2,102]

Every year, shitty teams always get close to beating good teams...what if that happens here??  Can you imagine how insufferable they’ll be if they just cover the spread, let alone win???

[TexasMan 10,785]

 

[kopp0e 1,135]

ESPN with an SECN, uhh I mean A&M feature...

 

[Longboard Horn 40,069]

Never forget lmao

[Longboard Horn 40,069]

 

Keep talking bitch, you’ll be as quiet as a church mouse come Saturday when Clemson annihilates aggy.

[Jkwellborn 6,649]

She’s gonna be busy making excuses and telling people to layoff baggins.

[TrashMaster G 17,379]

20 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

She’s gonna be busy making excuses and telling people to layoff baggins.

She'll want him fired???

[Jkwellborn 6,649]

She'll want him fired???

Sure so he can be her house husband.

[Scholz 11,923]

I look forward to her moral victories next week.  Dumb, ugly hag.

Edited September 5, 2018 by Scholz

[Longboard Horn 40,069]

Sister found Manziel on Bumble and sent me this.

[SHOOTER12 8,787]

14 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Keep talking bitch, you’ll be as quiet as a church mouse come Saturday when Clemson annihilates aggy.

Maybe Clemson can pull a train on her after they're finished pulling a train on aggy.

[Noah Fence 480]

12 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Maybe Clemson can pull a train on her after they're finished pulling a train on aggy.

The Vic Mackey Food thread is over there ------->

[Wishbone 4,731]

I think A&M football is vital to the sport. They provide the same function for CFB that the intermission clown act does for Ringling Brothers. Not anyone could (or would) do that.

[Steel Shank 9,405]

Despite any real success for decades, and despite the fact that their record is mediocre at best and that they really never accomplish anything even an idiot would recognize as success, I think aggy is really going to start kicking some serious ass. The tables are about to be turned, you numbnuts.

[Wishbone 4,731]

On 8/31/2018 at 9:52 PM, clapclapclap said:

HitByATrain in College Station.

I opened this thinking it might be an outcome prediction for this Saturday’s game in Dogpatch.

[kopp0e 1,135]

A&M frat house under investigation:

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Texas A&M investigating fraternity after student died 'unnatural' death last month

KFDM-TV News · 8 mins ago

 

[deft 6,772]

That story is only a few days old k0ppe. You’re improving!

[Deej 76,511]

Despite any real success for decades, and despite the fact that their record is mediocre at best and that they really never accomplish anything even an idiot would recognize as success, I think aggy is really going to start kicking some serious ass. The tables are about to be turned, you numbnuts.

.

[SHOOTER12 8,787]

2 hours ago, Noah Fence said:

The Vic Mackey Food thread is over there ------->

Oh lawd...

[Modessit 5,595]

A&M frat house under investigation:

Texas A&M investigating fraternity after student died 'unnatural' death last month KFDM-TV News · 8 mins ago

 
I didn't know the kid from Two and a Half Men died at an aggy frat house.

[Handcruser 2,805]

A&M frat house under investigation:

Texas A&M investigating fraternity after student died 'unnatural' death last month KFDM-TV News · 8 mins ago

 
This hits close to home. Friend of my niece

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38 minutes ago, Modessit said:

 
I didn't know the kid from Two and a Half Men died at an aggy frat house.

It’s a freaking kid dude.  Think about his parents.

[kopp0e 1,135]

48 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

 
This hits close to home. Friend of my niece

Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk
 

Sorry to hear that, condolences...

[markstanco 12,489]

Despite any real success for decades, and despite the fact that their record is mediocre at best and that they really never accomplish anything even an idiot would recognize as success, I think aggy is really going to start kicking some serious ass. The tables are about to be turned, you numbnuts.

So 9 instead of 7-8 wins?

Dont forget jimbo hasn't beat dabo in 4 or 5 years and he went 500 ball last year with much better players.

Les Miles also once won a mnc.

[Cairn Horn88 8,148]

imgur

This is why aggy went to secsec.

Edited September 6, 2018 by Cairn Horn88

[Hamttx 419]

57 minutes ago, markstanco said:

So 9 instead of 7-8 wins?

Dont forget jimbo hasn't beat dabo in 4 or 5 years and he went 500 ball last year with much better players.

Les Miles also once won a mnc.

Chizk is a better example. Talk about being fucking gifted a title. And the fact they plucked his .500 ass out of the cornfields of the Midwest. Hell, a half a dozen guys on this site could have parlayed that team to a championship.

[RomaVicta 29,756]

57 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Dont forget jimbo hasn't beat dabo in 4 or 5 years and he went 500 ball last year with much better players.

Over on Texags there is the usual dissonance about all of this. Herman sucks because he lost to a few poor teams in his last year in Houston and Dabo ain't that bigga deal because Clemson had to struggle to beat some poor teams last year. However, Jimbo's last season at FSU is irrelevant because he won a "natty" years before.

They're like physicists over in College Station.