Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Blotto 24022]

How bad is Miss St to be a 17 pt underdog to aggy starting a 3rd string QB? I'm gonna have to throw down a small bet on MSU to win straight up, I think. 

[kevwun 16438]

Their offense is terrible 

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

[Brisketexan 106906]

What….the….fuck?

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

Just now, Brisketexan said:

What….the….fuck?

Touch down in the CS megaplex. Some have aims lower than others

[lemonandaturd 4289]

Listeater getting hitched?

[C-Man 27781]

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What….the….fuck?

Is that ……… Listeater?

1 minute ago, lemonandaturd said:

Listeater getting hitched?

Holy shit — jinx!

[Tex Pete 21489]

4 hours ago, Genco said:

Why is Scott Derry wearing a Nebraska uniform?

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5662]

3 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

 

[millhouse 2733]

4 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

That concrete was pristine before the two of them traversed it

Edited November 12, 2023 by millhouse

[NOOBSDUDE 596]

[Leanderman 2367]

How the gomers celebrated the "big win"?

[Horn80 6361]

Aggy plays Abilene Christian next week.  What a fucking joke but fitting.

Edited November 12, 2023 by Horn80

[Armybrat 41412]

Poor aggy….

Still 4th place in the SEC West…..Jimbo’s sixth year juggernaut.

 

[KingBobo81 568]

[MonkeyDoughnut 10803]

[Bamboozled73 341]

Woke up to this. Jimbo deserves another year

[Jiggy-Z 3509]

3 minutes ago, KingBobo81 said:

What?  After such a huge program defining win? Does not make sense even for aggy.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10803]

 

 

[gofuckyourself 9088]

I thought it may have been a fake tweet, but it's there.

How can they fire him? He just got the mighty aggys bowl eligible.

[Auto Driller 2566]

Who the hell do they hire to replace him? I would say that you can’t fire Jimbo without a replacement already lined up, but this is aggy.

[JFKFC 4978]

Kansas coach or Duke coach?

[gofuckyourself 9088]

This was Texags earlier and apparently deleted.

They can't even fire, or report the firing, without fucking it up.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10803]

Maybe not the time, but does he get to keep the 20-- trophy? That thing could fetch great money at auction

[MonkeyDoughnut 10803]

3 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Kansas coach or Duke coach?

Got Traylor written all over it with the timing. I don't think Leopold or Elko are interested right now.

[gofuckyourself 9088]

I hear the reason for the conflicting reports is they just gave him a plaque that says:

No longer Texas a&m football coach: 20--

So no one is quite sure when he's actually gone.

 

[Bevo&Pevo 5518]

12 minutes ago, KingBobo81 said:

I'll show this to the wife this morning.  She'll have hope all day.   Aggy needs to sell raffle tickets to all other aggy and the winner gets to fire Jimbo.  I'm thinking they could raise some major $$$.   Probably have some left over to boot.

[6th Street 6692]

Good, now we can pillage their recruits 

Edited November 12, 2023 by 6th Street

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

10 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Kansas coach or Duke coach?

Elko is the easy money here, if he wants the gig.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10803]

4 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

I hear the reason for the conflicting reports is they just gave him a plaque that says:

No longer Texas a&m football coach: 20--

So no one is quite sure when he's actually gone.

 

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

Just now, 6th Street said:

Good, now we can pillage their hood recruits 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10803]

$76m seems like a steep price to pay to get out of playing KSU in a Texas Bowl, even for aggy.

[JesusSweatDuck 18119]

18 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

Who the hell do they hire to replace him? I would say that you can’t fire Jimbo without a replacement already lined up, but this is aggy.

Bobby P has the motorcycle tuned up and ready 

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

4 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

$76m seems like a steep price to pay to get out of playing KSU in a Texas Bowl, even for aggy.

My guess is that they're paying it now because it's not getting any better by waiting.  I think I read that in 3 years it will STILL be the highest buyout ever paid.  It's not like if they wait a year or two it's getting better.  They just fucked themselves on that contract.

[Pam Cummings 9868]

That is so much wasted money

Edited November 12, 2023 by Pam Cummings

[Neonmoon 38130]

They have to fire him now. 

What if he beats LSU? Can’t fire a guy that wins 8 games

Next years schedule is easy as shit. Easily wins 8 games 

Of course they might also be firing him to try and stop the known portal players (Stewart/Weigman/Dindy)

[Armybrat 41412]

5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Bobby P has the motorcycle tuned up and ready 

And steroid cream for the road rash.

[Sir Ulrich 5337]

Also of note players can enter the transfer portal for the next 30 days if he is fired now. 

[Horn80 6361]

5 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

My guess is that they're paying it now because it's not getting any better by waiting.  I think I read that in 3 years it will STILL be the highest buyout ever paid.  It's not like if they wait a year or two it's getting better.  They just fucked themselves on that contract.

If only aggy had a Business School.

[Rockwell Torrey 1383]

4 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

That is so much wasted money

Maybe they can get a loan from the University of Arizona.

[Jiggy-Z 3509]

20 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Maybe not the time, but does he get to keep the 20-- trophy? That thing could fetch great money at auction

Not really since it's been removed from it's original packaging.

[Evil Bill Obrien 3510]

21 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Maybe not the time, but does he get to keep the 20-- trophy? That thing could fetch great money at auction

Want this to show up on eBay so bad...

[Fud 9724]

I think over-paying for Elko or having to go the cheaper route with Schumann are the leaders in the clubhouse

[lilMAC25 4002]

I won’t believe it until his firing is on ESPN.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10803]

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

They have to fire him now. 

What if he beats LSU? Can’t fire a guy that wins 8 games

Next years schedule is easy as shit. Easily wins 8 games 

Of course they might also be firing him to try and stop the known portal players (Stewart/Weigman/Dindy)

I think it's because they are going after Traylor and he's getting calls from a couple other programs and they don't want to miss the window.

[Armybrat 41412]

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

What if he beats LSU? Can’t fire a guy that wins 8 games

Mack says hi

[gofuckyourself 9088]

2 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Not really since it's been removed from it's original packaging.

But the receipts were kept.

Many, many receipts from that epically comical hire.

[Evil Bill Obrien 3510]

2 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

Maybe they can get a loan from the University of Arizona.

They will end up loaning Aggy 750 million instead of 75 million

[6th Street 6692]

1 minute ago, Fud said:

I think over-paying for Elko or having to go the cheaper route with Schumann are the leaders in the clubhouse

Schumann not available until mid-Jan 

[BigHornedLurker 2176]

illl admit to crowing they couldn't or wouldn't do it , but my gods this is unfathomable and i eagerly await the coaching search