Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Pimphand 5526]

12 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

You need to link the OG tweet....
 

 

[TexArcher 37103]

16 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

You don’t trade Jumbo and $70 million for Lanning or Elko. Even aggy isn’t that stupid.

 

 

[TheBryMan81 2470]

18 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

So I should cancel my appt to get "Sark" tattooed on my lip?

[Hermanator 6697]

29 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

You don’t trade Jumbo and $70 million for Lanning or Elko. Even aggy isn’t that stupid.

I don't think they did this with any kind of plan in place. I think they did it out of desperate fear after seeing what Sark is building in Texas that's moving to the SEC next year with Arch Manning getting ready to break out. They can't stand being so far behind so they're doing the only two things they know how to do: waste money and make hasty, stupid decisions. I don't think they have any idea who they can realistically get but one thing I do know is they're going to overpay once again for whoever it is. 

[markstanco 12449]

Jimbo was the 8th highest paid coach in college football. 

 

Now that he has no job, he is the 19th highest paid coach in college football. 

[Bateshorn 9612]

Feels like a good time to repost one of the great memes of all time:

 

[BabaYaga 15184]

3 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

I don't think they did this with any kind of plan in place. I think they did it out of desperate fear after seeing what Sark is building in Texas that's moving to the SEC next year with Arch Manning getting ready to break out. They can't stand being so far behind so they're doing the only two things they know how to do: waste money and make hasty, stupid decisions. I don't think they have any idea who they can realistically get but one thing I do know is they're going to overpay once again for whoever it is. 

This.  There's only two games left.  This is reactionary and signals "we don't mess around", but the problem is the only people that believe that are in B/CS.  Let the season play out, do a complete and exhaustive search, and do your homework.  This will be Charlie Strong2.0.  They'll get turned down by a few bigger names, then settle for the "guy they wanted".  If it's Elko, defense might be better, but his resume is paper thin

[Armybrat 40559]

22 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

You need to link the OG tweet....
 

 

Y’know, the state of Alabama has always thanked God for Mississippi.

Now that has been supplanted by West Virginia thanking their deity for College Station.

[BabaYaga 15184]

18 minutes ago, TheBryMan81 said:

So I should cancel my appt to get "Sark" tattooed on my lip?

Lower back of course

[BabaYaga 15184]

It begins....lol

[Hagbard Celine 10558]

On 11/12/2023 at 4:10 PM, LonghornBreeder said:

At this point they need to consider including the snakes in the prayer meeting. This is all-hands-on-deck.

did the snakes make the prayer meeting?

[smuggs 9313]

41 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

 

Easy fix:

 

 

[EastTexan 662]

6 minutes ago, smuggs said:

 

Easy fix:

 

 

Good. But I always liked Dimbo.

[Biff Tannen 45227]

26 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Feels like a good time to repost one of the great memes of all time:

 

This will never get old.  I will be watching this in 30 years and still laughing.

[C-Man 26755]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

He’s also one of the oldest QBs in the country, behind Penix. He has a lot of experience under his belt.  I think he holds the NCAA record now for games started by a QB (surpassed Colt a couple weeks ago)

I'll be glad when all the COVID-year aided guys are gone. Nix has basically been a full-time college starter for five seasons. This is Penix's sixth season.

[Pancho 43016]

 

Bill Connelly: “maybe [Lanning] wants to take on the absolute hell that is coaching Texas A&M’s football team where everybody assumes ‘this is the one…it’s a great job even though nobody ever succeeds at it!’”

 

[Tex Pete 20091]

1 hour ago, Fastbreak said:

You don’t trade Jumbo and $70 million for Lanning or Elko. Even aggy isn’t that stupid.

There are volumes of aggy joke books out there. Modern aggy get pissed off about it so you don't hear the jokes as often as you used to, but they certainly have not become more shrewd or normal over time. 

 

 

[orangebird 1079]

3 hours ago, statsman said:

I have a friend that collects vintage Texas sports memorabilia. He got a call, several years ago, from a friend at Bellmont. Texas was running out of room and throwing away a bunch of conference and national championship trophies and cups from long ago, in no -revenue sports (track, etc). He drove to Austin and intercepted before they got to the dumpster. 
 
Clearly, this is only a Texas problem. 

He should have loaned it out to the aggy "hall of champions" so they could see what actual championship trophies look like.

[orangebird 1079]

2 hours ago, LateAughtsHorn said:

I haven't watched much Oregon, but is Bo Nix really that good now? Feels like he has been around as long as Jwhitt and I wasn't super impressed with him before. 

He's good.  He generally makes good decisions and doesn't throw screen passes behind the LOS when guys are open in the flat, unlike a certain QB we all know and love.

Whether his skillset will translate to the NFL is another matter - we shall see.

Everybody thought Oregon was done after Herbert went to the NFL, then Nix came along.  Lanning will probably pull someone else in via the portal after Nix graduates.  It's kind of their thing.

[orangebird 1079]

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

[Hagbard Celine 10558]

On 11/12/2023 at 4:43 PM, The Dog said:

i am so looking forward to the rationale for each of these names in the coming pages

[Jive Turkey 12433]

17 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Bill Connelly: “maybe [Lanning] wants to take on the absolute hell that is coaching Texas A&M’s football team where everybody assumes ‘this is the one…it’s a great job even though nobody ever succeeds at it!’”

 

[NoName 16241]

20 minutes ago, orangebird said:

He's good.  He generally makes good decisions and doesn't throw screen passes behind the LOS when guys are open in the flat, unlike a certain QB we all know and love.

Whether his skillset will translate to the NFL is another matter - we shall see.

Everybody thought Oregon was done after Herbert went to the NFL, then Nix came along.  Lanning will probably pull someone else in via the portal after Nix graduates.  It's kind of their thing.

does PFF have aDOT or air yard stats for college @linux?

or anyone know where they live? would love to see the comparison

edit: found some here: https://www.cfb-graphs.com/qb_table

your nix info is wrong, Ewers has a yard+ in his aDOT and a very slightly better air yard /  a number.

• Ewers: 0.264 EPA/attempt, 7.13 ADOT, 8.34 yards/comp, 7.58 YAC, 773 air yards (going to be low because of how many games he has played) or 3.37 air yards per attempt
• Nix: 0.422 EPA/attempt, 6.04 ADOT, 8.8 yards/comp, 7.22 YAC, 909 air yards or 3.34 air yards per attempt
• Penix: 0.458 EPA/attempt, 10.17 ADOT, 9.6 yards/comp, 5.68 YAC, 1873 air yards or 5.8 air yards per attempt
• Daniels: 0.548 EPA/attempt, 8.71 ADOT, 10.56 yards/comp, 7.4 YAC, 1318 air yards or 5.60 air yards per attempt
• JJ McCarthy: 0.640 EPA/attempt, 9.65 ADOT, 9.78 yards/comp, 5.01 YAC, 1318 air yards or 6.18 air yards per attempt

for the lulz

Weigman: 0.289 EPA/attempt, 8.52 ADOT, 7.91 yards/comp, 4.125 YAC, 636 air yards or 5.2 air yards per attempt

Max Johnson: 0.095 EPA/attempt, 7.74 ADOT, 7.0 yards/comp, 5.383 YAC, 778 air yards or 3.9 air yards per attempt and is pressured at the 7th highest rate in CFB through week 10

top aDOT in CFB, p5 highlighted:

 

Spoiler

EPA/attempt

 

Spoiler

 

Edited November 14, 2023 by NoName

[Cairn Horn88 8089]

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Well….that’s one way to look at it…..but…that’s the problem with aggy.

[Guadaloopy 10803]

1 hour ago, TheBryMan81 said:

So I should cancel my appt to get "Sark" tattooed on my lip?

 

1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:

Lower back of course

I had STEPHEN SARKISIAN tattooed on my dick in January 2021.  Until this season, it just read STAN most of the time.  

Edited November 14, 2023 by Guadaloopy

[Hermanator 6697]

14 minutes ago, orangebird said:

He should have loaned it out to the aggy "hall of champions" so they could see what actual championship trophies look like.

They do have a Women's basketball championship trophy in there from a few years ago all alone

[Bateshorn 9612]

5 minutes ago, orangebird said:

He's good.  He generally makes good decisions and doesn't throw screen passes behind the LOS when guys are open in the flat, unlike a certain QB we all know and love.

Whether his skillset will translate to the NFL is another matter - we shall see.

Everybody thought Oregon was done after Herbert went to the NFL, then Nix came along.  Lanning will probably pull someone else in via the portal after Nix graduates.  It's kind of their thing.

Yup.  His accuracy isn't as good as Pennix, but he also doesn't have Pennix line, which to me is what separates the two.  Oregon's issue is Lanning is prone to Herman-esque "We are too smart to do the obvious football thing" moments.  Like going for it on 4th when he should just take the points or punt and play defense.  Also, Lanning is fucking TERRIBLE at lead management.  He blew a lead over Oregon State last year by needless gambling on 4th down, and not simply slowing down his teams play snaps on a 3 touch down lead to milk clock.  He's allowed some opponents to remain competitive by not just using the full play clock coming out of half and instead needlessly sticking with hurry up. 

[F250 28543]

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

from the outside looking in, you can't understand it; from the inside looking out, you can't explain it!

 

[Hagbard Celine 10558]

On 11/12/2023 at 5:19 PM, Vermin said:

aggy AD says the 12th Man Foundation will pay the one time costs, but they have no funds and no plan for the ongoing payments. They say the new TV deal will hopefully fund it and "it's fluid."

is that from the sunday presser video?

the account name, number and bank used to make payments to jimbo is public domain

his contract was with aggy mothership

so the FOIA request is the receipts for the check or wire from the 12th Man Foundation for $26.6 million by March 11, 2024, made payable or wired to jimbo, inc., direct, OR to aggy mothership, and the account(s) used by the mothership to then pay jimbo, inc.

[Cairn Horn88 8089]

1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

I don't think they did this with any kind of plan in place. I think they did it out of desperate fear after seeing what Sark is building in Texas that's moving to the SEC next year with Arch Manning getting ready to break out. They can't stand being so far behind so they're doing the only two things they know how to do: waste money and make hasty, stupid decisions. I don't think they have any idea who they can realistically get but one thing I do know is they're going to overpay once again for whoever it is. 

Haven’t you noticed that a lot of wealthy people (entities) have way more money than brains?

[Constant 6554]

13 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Well….that’s one way to look at it…..but…that’s the problem with aggy.

Excellence being the goal no matter the price is only a good thing if you actually achieve the excellence. Thats where A&M fails. 

[Hermanator 6697]

10 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Yup.  His accuracy isn't as good as Pennix, but he also doesn't have Pennix line, which to me is what separates the two.  Oregon's issue is Lanning is prone to Herman-esque "We are too smart to do the obvious football thing" moments.  Like going for it on 4th when he should just take the points or punt and play defense.  Also, Lanning is fucking TERRIBLE at lead management.  He blew a lead over Oregon State last year by needless gambling on 4th down, and not simply slowing down his teams play snaps on a 3 touch down lead to milk clock.  He's allowed some opponents to remain competitive by not just using the full play clock coming out of half and instead needlessly sticking with hurry up. 

Wait, has anyone ever seen Lanning and Sark in the same place at the same time?

[linux 1380]

24 minutes ago, NoName said:

does PFF have aDOT or air yard stats for college @linux?

or anyone know where they live? would love to see the comparison

edit: found some here: https://www.cfb-graphs.com/qb_table

your nix info is wrong, Ewers has a yard+ in his aDOT and a very slightly better air yard /  a number.

• Ewers: 0.264 EPA/attempt, 7.13 ADOT, 8.34 yards/comp, 7.58 YAC, 773 air yards (going to be low because of how many games he has played) or 3.37 air yards per attempt
• Nix: 0.422 EPA/attempt, 6.04 ADOT, 8.8 yards/comp, 7.22 YAC, 909 air yards or 3.34 air yards per attempt
• Penix: 0.458 EPA/attempt, 10.17 ADOT, 9.6 yards/comp, 5.68 YAC, 1873 air yards or 5.8 air yards per attempt
• Daniels: 0.548 EPA/attempt, 8.71 ADOT, 10.56 yards/comp, 7.4 YAC, 1318 air yards or 5.60 air yards per attempt
• JJ McCarthy: 0.640 EPA/attempt, 9.65 ADOT, 9.78 yards/comp, 5.01 YAC, 1318 air yards or 6.18 air yards per attempt

for the lulz

Weigman: 0.289 EPA/attempt, 8.52 ADOT, 7.91 yards/comp, 4.125 YAC, 636 air yards or 5.2 air yards per attempt

Max Johnson: 0.095 EPA/attempt, 7.74 ADOT, 7.0 yards/comp, 5.383 YAC, 778 air yards or 3.9 air yards per attempt and is pressured at the 7th highest rate in CFB through week 10

top aDOT in CFB, p5 highlighted:

 

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EPA/attempt

 

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Yes they do, Milroe is second, Weigman is around 50, Max 66, Quinn is around 100 and Bo Nix is around 140. Min 20% snaps

Edited November 14, 2023 by linux

[TonyTexas 10433]

COLLEGE STATION — Three of the top potential candidates for the open Texas A&M job have chimed in, and Dan Lanning sounded most adamant about staying at Oregon. 

“I’m not going anywhere,” Lanning told the assembled media this week when asked about A&M following the firing of Jimbo Fisher. “There is zero chance that I would be coaching somewhere else. I’ve got unfinished business here … and my No. 1 priority is being elite here at Oregon.” 

[RDCanecutter 25995]

10 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Haven’t you noticed that a lot of wealthy people (entities) have way more money than brains?

Speaking of which, I wonder what sort of local economy grows up around a person like Jimbo.

Not like he's buying rare books. There'll be Super-Sized McMansions, extra cars and flashy gadgets. A couple of motorcycles that he rode once and got scared. Tawdry hootchies. Boats boats and boats. An accountant and a lawyer somewhere. How many people live off his money?

[Bateshorn 9612]

3 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Wait, has anyone ever seen Lanning and Sark in the same place at the same time?

Coaches in general simple do not understand that the clock, not the other team, is the enemy when working a substantial lead. 

[BabaYaga 15184]

9 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Not like he's buying rare books

[Dnaguy 11599]

On 11/12/2023 at 4:47 PM, closetohumping said:

Another

 

 

Please let it be Sonny Dykes.

PLEASE

[Armybrat 40559]

11 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Speaking of which, I wonder what sort of local economy grows up around a person like Jimbo.

Not like he's buying rare books. There'll be Super-Sized McMansions, extra cars and flashy gadgets. A couple of motorcycles that he rode once and got scared. Tawdry hootchies. Boats boats and boats. An accountant and a lawyer somewhere. How many people live off his money?

His speech therapist?

[Ten Bears 2443]

36 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

 

I had STEPHEN SARKISIAN tattooed on my dick in January 2021.  Until this season, it just read STAN most of the time.  

Welcome to Jamaica mon! Have a nice day!

[Cairn Horn88 8089]

4 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

His speech therapist?

If Jimbo has/had been paying for a speech therapist, he needs to get his money back.

[Tex Long 4292]

43 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

 

I had STEPHEN SARKISIAN tattooed on my dick in January 2021.  Until this season, it just read STAN most of the time.  

You've spelt "Phteven" incorrectly.

[Buzzrock 14785]

On 3/25/2018 at 3:39 AM, ATXHorn94 said:

It’s going to take a loooong time to get this back to 1300 pages or whatever it was. 

You can do it!

[TOR 5216]

[Deej 76219]

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Speaking of which, I wonder what sort of local economy grows up around a person like Jimbo.

Big money in peanut butter. He likes to watch KKL and her dog. 

[markstanco 12449]

Question for those of you that may have better knowledge about Jimbo's contract here.

If he wants to coach again, was their verbiage about that while he is being paid out?  Or is it FULLY guaranteed and he can double dip and get paid by the likes of WV or Miss State? 

[wood 10966]

15 hours ago, Crapinon said:

There is only one way to pick their next coach. Have them pet Reveille. She'll let them know in her own special way.

Those Corps Turds better keep that bitch (Reveille, not the one getting her ear bitten off) away from Bevo XV, or she might get the Uga treatment.

[NoName 16241]

2 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Question for those of you that may have better knowledge about Jimbo's contract here.

If he wants to coach again, was their verbiage about that while he is being paid out?  Or is it FULLY guaranteed and he can double dip and get paid by the likes of WV or Miss State? 

there is no offset language in the contract. he can double dip.

[Jkwellborn 6601]

There are volumes of aggy joke books out there. Modern aggy get pissed off about it so you don't hear the jokes as often as you used to, but they certainly have not become more shrewd or normal over time. 
 
 

My grand dad had one when we were growing up. I can’t remember if it had old sarge on the front or if it was the cow-a-socky.

[ClubWhatever 12070]

1 minute ago, NoName said:

there is no offset language in the contract. he can double dip.

Lol.  Whoever wrote and approved that contract should be fired.