Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Harrison Stafford 3392]

26 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

When aggy was remodeling their tackle box, we saw pictures of their cannon on some scaffeling, mounted outside the stadium.  Where is their cannon stationed now, and was Smoky used at UT before aggy had theirs?   

Smoky came first.  We began using Smoky in 1953 and aggy began using their cannon in 1984.  I believe the aggy cannon is kept just outside of their stadium and pulled inside by cavalry before football games.

[ousux 5638]

None of that was in English, was it?

I understood less than a 3rd of that, and I've been told I English pretty good, so..

[Deej 77824]

6 hours ago, Mr. Drummond said:

Honestly, its better than its ever been.  With them Blinn-teaming all the SWT/Texas state girls and UT making it harder to get in, there is more talent on campus than ever before.

There are still way too many ugly 20 year olds for 50k students.  But far better than it was in the 80s.

Once the girls realize they're no competition for the livestock, they stop caring and let themselves go.

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

1 hour ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Smoky came first.  We began using Smoky in 1953 and aggy began using their cannon in 1984.  I believe the aggy cannon is kept just outside of their stadium and pulled inside by cavalry before football games.

Thx.

[deft 7059]

From the aggy corps of cadets, this practice is known as 'quadding".  Guys strip down another guy, spread-eagle him, and pour water on his genitals.
 

Totally normal and hetero. Just good bull with some buddies in our skivvies.

[Deej 77824]

You know how I know they're gay? NTTAWWT.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

5 hours ago, Harrison Stafford said:

From the aggy corps of cadets, this practice is known as 'quadding".  Guys strip down another guy, spread-eagle him, and pour water on his genitals.

 

And that was when young Robert began his journey to become a power bottom...

[crimsonlonghorn 2313]

If he sees "blood vessels" in his meat, then that is some pretty cheap meat. And if it's a hamburger, I don't even get it. 

Was the point of that part of that really weird (and pathetic) story that the meat was good or bad?

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

ESPN game day at Jerry World for TCU and Ohio st.  Of course there are a couple of aggy signs in the crowd:  gig'm and Mond for Heisman.   Just can't help themselves, I guess.

[TexOx 110]

Meanwhile, Clemson in a 0-0 dogfight with Georgia Southern. 

[VaHorn 105]

You don’t recover from a physical beating like they endured in one week. 

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

2 hours ago, VaHorn said:

You don’t recover from a physical beating like they endured in one week. 

Georgia Southern suffered a physical beating last week?  Hmmm.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

"Catch a ride in the swAG Cab today on campus with The Association's Aggie Network Student Ambassadors! During the ride, they'll ask you Aggie trivia – the more correctly answered questions, the better the prize you get!"

[Longboard Horn 41353]

The swag cab?  What the actual fuck?! Once again aggy spendthrift ways.

[Jkwellborn 7036]

Just saw one of those stupid 10.20.12 aggy shirts. Trying to get a pic for the thread. I’m in NE Texas

 

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1112]

With FSU losing to Syracuse 30-7 today, and the odd history of how fast Jimbo left town when he got the aggy job, he must have known the Noles were going to be awful this year.

[TonyTexas 10767]

I’m sure FSU’s terrible start is serving as a validation to aggy. FSU would be better had Jimbo still been there.

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

[satyanash 15603]

Suck it Passwaters. Keep celebrating your moral victory while we celebrate actually BEATING P5 teams

 

[George Clooney 378]

Passwaters is a creep. I remember some aggy fans on twitter a few years ago talking about how he stalked them into a bar because they thought he was weird for being so into recruiting.

[satyanash 15603]

 

[satyanash 15603]

 

[Moby Ric 2058]

Wonder how that moral victory of aggy is going to feel like next week when Alabama opens their ass up like an umbrella.

[Leanderman 2367]

Swag cab? Can you imagine just for a second, waking up after a good stiff drunk and finding those heifers in bed with you?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Wonder how that moral victory of aggy is going to feel like next week when Alabama opens their ass up like an umbrella.

Lak is right hear

[LTtxfan 50005]

On 9/14/2018 at 4:13 PM, BigHorn'13 said:

SIAP...... So what's the Real story about how bad Bilbo Faggins left the Florida State program??  

Quote from yesterday's game:   "Florida State Quarterback Deondre Francois was sacked four times, pressured on nearly every play and had no chance to find receivers deep downfield. It was so bad that late in the game Francois stopped helping his offensive linemen up off the ground."

Edited September 16, 2018 by LTtxfan

[Moby Ric 2058]

Jimbo got out cause he knew that last season was not a fluke.  Aggy just bought $75M of snake oil.

[The University 852]

[Bevo14 8468]

Rival: None

[Guest]

LSU folks don't give a flying fuck about no Texum Bulldog.

[Leanderman 2367]

To be a rival, don't you need to beat a rival? Asking for a friend.

[mchookem 16765]

unlike last week i didn't watch any of their game last night. score was a blowout but my grounded-in-reality aggy friend (they are rare but they do exist lol) reported 'ags looked like shit, AL will kill us next week,  RIP Aggie DBs'... anybody see any of it? 🤨

[CfRhTxStBobcats 608]

5 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

Wonder how that moral victory of aggy is going to feel like next week when Alabama opens their ass up like an umbrella.

They'll take that assfucking with an ear to ear shit eating grin on their face. Then brag how the kept the score closer than whichever ms team Bama beat the shit out of last night.

[Bevo14 8468]

13 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

They'll take that assfucking with an ear to ear shit eating grin on their face. Then brag how the kept the score closer than whichever ms team Bama beat the shit out of last night.

If they lose by less than 20, it's going in the record books as a W

[williemackgarza 1826]

Chris farley tommy boy head up a butchers ass joke in there somewhere

[TtomTerrific 200]

aaaaaaaaand like clockwork

 

Texags reporting that ULM is a stronger team than either USC or the sips. 

[Welshy 914]

halfastros81

3:40p

 

AG

 

If I was a southern cal alum i'd be livid right now. They lost big to texas? It's not like it was Clemson or Bama or Texas A & M. It was just texas.

[Tex Pete 21488]

5 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

Rival: None

Rivals: normality, humility, decency, and success

[TtomTerrific 200]

does any team, anywhere, EVER list aggy as their "big game?"

[Longboard Horn 41353]

3 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

does any team, anywhere, EVER list aggy as their "big game?"

Whichever high school team they play does.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

aaaaaaaaand like clockwork
 
Texags reporting that ULM is a stronger team than either USC or the sips. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

Let me tell you something about aggy: They're about to lose Demas and a few others when Texas gets their shit together this season. Texas is fired up and it's gonna show against TCU. Now that they've finally tasted that high profile win, we taken all their 3 good recruits.

[Leanderman 2367]

Can't wait till bama takes them behind the wood shed.

[conVINCEd 21477]

11 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Can't wait till bama takes them behind the wood shed.

They ain't gonna take them behind the woodshed.  They gonna take them into the woodshed, and lock the door.

[Landomatic 3813]

4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Rivals: normality, humility, decency, and success

Forgot #1 - self-awareness

[Modessit 5667]

Rival: None

When they say they are "second to none", this is what they are referring to. Even None beats them.

[Treefidy 1507]

5 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

If they lose by less than 20, it's going in the record books as a W

Yes.  Remember, this is a team that is always so desperate for being recognized that on their official website in 2006 they claimed to have a 10 win season.  

They claimed their maroon and white spring game as a win.   

We were in the middle of our 10+ game winning span and MeToo aggy just couldn't stand it.  Add the 2 new MNCs and conference championships they claim at Kroger... You just can't make this shit up, unless you're aggy.

[DaysOff 8209]

Whichever high school team they play does.

True fact: The agricultural and mechanical college of Texas lost their first ever football game to a high school.

Powerhouse Galveston Ball High school.

[crimsonlonghorn 2313]

19 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

Wonder how that moral victory of aggy is going to feel like next week when Alabama opens their ass up like an umbrella.

We laugh about it, but deep down inside the dark depths of aggy soul - behind the glory holes and bestiality - they really did justify the "100 year decision" based on the better quality of the moral victories.

They'd much  rather lose to Bama and Auburn and LSU and claim they played them tough than lose to Okie State, Texas Tech, and Kansas State.

So yeah, I think the moral victory will taste really good come Saturday night.

[UTEX_ME 4289]

2 wins over louisiana directional schools. It just means more.