Tell Me About Texas a&m

[UTEX_ME 4,754]

3 hours ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

We laugh about it, but deep down inside the dark depths of aggy soul - behind the glory holes and bestiality - they really did justify the "100 year decision" based on the better quality of the moral victories.

They'd much  rather lose to Bama and Auburn and LSU and claim they played them tough than lose to Okie State, Texas Tech, and Kansas State.

So yeah, I think the moral victory will taste really good come Saturday night.

If aggy somehow keeps it below 14 points this Saturday, Jimbo should get a 5 year extension. 

[TreatyOak 16,147]

3 hours ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

We laugh about it, but deep down inside the dark depths of aggy soul - behind the glory holes and bestiality - they really did justify the "100 year decision" based on the better quality of the moral victories.

They'd much  rather lose to Bama and Auburn and LSU and claim they played them tough than lose to Okie State, Texas Tech, and Kansas State.

So yeah, I think the moral victory will taste really good come Saturday night.

[conVINCEd 21,468]

12 hours ago, DaysOff said:

True fact: The agricultural and mechanical college of Texas lost their first ever football game to a high school.

Powerhouse Galveston Ball High school.

Well, Casey Hampton was really fucking good.

[TexasMan 10,785]

Tweet from @LongHornFrenzy: OK guys & gals! Here is the scoop on Hamm. I just found out.

Hamm & texags reporter got into a physical altercation friday night.
texags reporter got him  fired

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

We laugh about it, but deep down inside the dark depths of aggy soul - behind the glory holes and bestiality - they really did justify the "100 year decision" based on the better quality of the moral victories.
They'd much  rather lose to Bama and Auburn and LSU and claim they played them tough than lose to Okie State, Texas Tech, and Kansas State.
So yeah, I think the moral victory will taste really good come Saturday night.

your regular aggy might justify it that way but this gloriously evil Rice graduate knew that his moving of aggy to the larger SEC arena would expose aggy to bigger and more numerous humiliations on the national stage leading to more and better aggyshines and agfoonery.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Tweet from@LongHornFrenzy: OK guys & gals! Here is the scoop on Hamm. I just found out.
Hamm & texags reporter got into a physical altercation friday night.
texags reporter got him  fired

Whoop!

['stache 21,743]

13 hours ago, DaysOff said:

True fact: The agricultural and mechanical college of Texas lost their first ever football game to a high school.

Powerhouse Galveston Ball High school.

I love Winsepedia for fun facts like this.  Oklahoma A&M has losses to The Tulsa Businessmen, Norman NAS (I assume Naval Air Station even though Norman has no water), Oklahoma City High School, and Logan County High School.  The only funny ones I see for Texas are losses to Forth Worth Athletic Club, Dallas Athletic Club (your record is 8-1-1 against them) and Kirksville Osteopath in Missouri.

[The University 851]

kirksville osteopath was bad to the bone that year.

Edited September 17, 2018 by The University

[TBGFL 397]

On 9/15/2018 at 5:09 PM, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

With FSU losing to Syracuse 30-7 today, and the odd history of how fast Jimbo left town when he got the aggy job, he must have known the Noles were going to be awful this year.

The FSU O-Line is God awful but it has been for several years. Jimbo's inability to recruit and develop OL is on display with FSU this year. 

[Jkwellborn 6,649]

If aggy somehow keeps it below 14 points this Saturday, Jimbo should get a 5 year extension. 

Hell, he probably gets an extension if they cover the spread like a tennis coach on Candi.

[Goodman 3,273]

3 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Wow, the ms paint is on point. 

[EastTexan 662]

2 hours ago, The University said:

kirksville osteopath was bad to the bone that year.

Aggy lost a nail biter to kirksville osteopath. Bestest "win" for aggy of the century. Can't figure why it's not on the wall.

[CfRhTxStBobcats 600]

1 hour ago, Goodman said:

Wow, the ms paint is on point. 

Please tell me that's a photoshop.

I remember that kid, he can play the hell out of a banjo.

Edited September 17, 2018 by CfRhTxStBobcats

[Ricky Butler 2,657]

3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Tweet from @LongHornFrenzy: OK guys & gals! Here is the scoop on Hamm. I just found out.

Hamm & texags reporter got into a physical altercation friday night.
texags reporter got him  fired

The fight for access inside the Aggie bubble must be intense. They're totally going to have a big scandal over the next 5 years because no one in that "media market" has any interest in reporting the day to day.

[ousux 5,586]

Just saw one of those stupid 10.20.12 aggy shirts. Trying to get a pic for the thread. I’m in NE Texas
 

If I saw an aggy wearing one of those I'd do this..
Me: hi, I don't know much about college football, is that when ya'll won a national championship?

aggy: naw, that's when we beat Bama!

Me: so conference championship?

aggy: naw, Bama was ranked #1 and we..
Me: So division championship then?

aggy: naw, we....fuck me, you's one of them stupid sip trolls ain'tchu..

[TheStoicPaisano 9,904]

aggy wearing 98 throwbacks vs Kentucky. Because they’re fuckbois, the jerseys will have a throwback SEC patch. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9,904]

 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

20 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

aggy wearing 98 throwbacks vs Kentucky. Because they’re fuckbois, the jerseys will have a throwback SEC patch. 

I don't care how much they want to, the SEC doesn't get to throw them back.

[Landomatic 3,813]

8 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Was a lot cooler when Nebraska did it.  The next original idea aggy has will be their first.

[Moby Ric 2,058]

4 hours ago, Goodman said:

Wow, the ms paint is on point. 

Well that is a make a wish foundation kid.  His wish was to go to gameday.  He is from Cypress, TX and they asked him during the show to be the guest picker.  Just thought you would like to know that.

[Bill Lumbergh 7,168]

Just now, Moby Ric said:

Well that is a make a wish foundation kid.  His wish was to go to gameday.  He is from Cypress, TX and they asked him during the show to be the guest picker.  Just thought you would like to know that.

I believe the appropriate response is "you're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole." 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,780]

34 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

aggy wearing 98 throwbacks vs Kentucky. Because they’re fuckbois, the jerseys will have a throwback SEC patch. 

If it's an aggy throwback uniform from 1998, shouldn't it have a Big XXII patch on it?

[Jkwellborn 6,649]

Shocked it doesn’t have a Big XII champ patch.

[Deej 76,511]

They should do a '99 throwback and have a stack of falling logs patch.

[DaysOff 7,821]

They should do a '99 throwback and have a stack of falling logs patch.

Savage, but we will alow it.

[Deej 76,511]

On 9/16/2018 at 4:29 PM, TtomTerrific said:

does any team, anywhere, EVER list aggy as their "big game?"

Their opponent in the spring game.

[GreenspointTexas 9,556]

How does a throwback work if it essentially throws back to nothing?

[Steel Shank 9,405]

On 9/15/2018 at 5:10 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Is that LSU?

[crimsonlonghorn 2,306]

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

The patch is kind of dumb, but I think those uniforms - and the similar Texas mesh jerseys, for that matter - look so much better than the ones they wear today. 

[Deej 76,511]

41 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

How does a throwback work if it essentially throws back to nothing?

It works if your entire history is nothing.

[markstanco 12,489]

The patch is kind of dumb, but I think those uniforms - and the similar Texas mesh jerseys, for that matter - look so much better than the ones they wear today. 

Bring back those in the half shirts and shoulder pads that stick out 3 feet on each side.

[Jkwellborn 6,649]

I was looking at some of the shoulder pads during the game. Crazy to think how small they are compared to the old ones.

[UTEX_ME 4,754]

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Here's a 1998 throwback for aggy

[Cairn Horn88 8,148]

On 9/16/2018 at 4:29 PM, TtomTerrific said:

does any team, anywhere, EVER list aggy as their "big game?"

Who?

[Cairn Horn88 8,148]

5 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

aggy wearing 98 throwbacks vs Kentucky. Because they’re fuckbois, the jerseys will have a throwback SEC patch. 

Do they glow in the daylight?

[CfRhTxStBobcats 600]

5 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

Well that is a make a wish foundation kid.  His wish was to go to gameday.  He is from Cypress, TX and they asked him during the show to be the guest picker.  Just thought you would like to know that.

Damn, I feel like an ass. I'll have to quit judging everyone wearing aggy apparel  I guess. 

[Landomatic 3,813]

13 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Damn, I feel like an ass. I'll have to quit judging everyone wearing aggy apparel  I guess. 

Good luck with that...they all have special needs in one way or another.

[Machinator 32,097]

 

[Modessit 5,595]

I'm glad other teams are also honoring Swoopes by using #18 on social media.

[SHOOTER12 8,787]

Late to the party, but finally watched aggy game against Clemson. Head a few takeaways

 

Kelen Mond will not survive the season.

Although Mond have great statistics on the surface he was basically looking many passes where he was running for his life and just threw it up for grabs.

It was a very bizarre game that turned on about 12 different plays it could have made it a blowout.

I think several posters were correct in that Clemson just wanted to get out of there towards the end with no injuries.

And approximately two more games as the losses keep mounting we'll have a meme for Jimbo Fisher it says don't care got paid.  At which point he will totally lose interest and season will turn into the complete sewer we expected. Cue roller coaster crash.

And of course as we all know the end of the game featured mini delicious aggy tears

 

Edited September 18, 2018 by SHOOTER12

[williemackgarza 1,826]

Come on now. That ms paint of the make a wish Guy (he wasnt a kid) was purtay, purtay, purtay good.

[TexMexBuddha 987]

10 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

aggy wearing 98 throwbacks vs Kentucky. Because they’re fuckbois, the jerseys will have a throwback SEC patch. 

Definitely not throwbacks...

imgur

...Fixed.

[Leanderman 2,263]

Throwbacks make me wanna throw up? What is next, having a celebration at half time for winning the 1965 spring game?

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

Am I reading this right? Bama favored by 27?

 

https://www.sportsline.com/college-football/odds/

[SydneyCarton 47,809]

7 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

Am I reading this right? Bama favored by 27?

 

https://www.sportsline.com/college-football/odds/

Am I understanding correctly that you're a grown man who claims to follow college sports and doesn't now how to read a getting line?

 

Yes, Bama favored by 27. Ag money will drive that way down, I wager. TCU favored over us by by 3.5. I wager that line will expand...

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Am I understanding correctly that you're a grown man who claims to follow college sports and doesn't now how to read a getting line?

 

Yes, Bama favored by 27. Ag money will drive that way down, I wager. TCU favored over us by by 3.5. I wager that line will expand...

your sarcasm meter must be broken

[ClubWhatever 12,085]

2 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

your sarcasm meter must be broken

Nah, he's just the village dick

[markstanco 12,489]

18 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

Am I reading this right? Bama favored by 27?

 

https://www.sportsline.com/college-football/odds/

Sounds like a quality loss to me.  

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

The fact that it's ONLY 27, is a win itself.

[Moby Ric 2,058]

I thought the bama spread would be around 30.  I say they cover.