Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Deej 77876]

They should just hire Looch as their coach. 

[MontereyMX 955]

31 minutes ago, Constant said:

If I’m A&M, I am just going to Kyle Whittingham with a stick in my mouth and asking him to cuddle afterwards. 

HOFFP OF ALL TIME! 

[Dennis Taylor 19381]

16 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Lots of anger being directed at Looch over at Texags right now

Some seem dangerously close to being self-aware. 

[tbone_ 14467]

Can someone summarize what has happened since midnight last night????

This please…..

[Dewey 3335]

Fake aggy smoke - Kiffin, Day, Lanning (that's what I followed from Friday afternoon)

Real aggy smoke - M Stoops, the DL coach that the players all seem to like, they think he's a righteous dude. 

Them just thinking about Texas in the same conference and we get this. I'm grateful. 

[CooterBrown 18289]

I can’t keep up. Has it come out that Stoops signed a contract already and now aggy is paying his buyout along with Jimbo’s? That would be the most aggy like thing aggy could do.

[Deej 77876]

2 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

I can’t keep up. Has it come out that Stoops signed a contract already and now aggy is paying his buyout along with Jimbo’s? That would be the most aggy like thing aggy could do.

And completely within the realm of possibility with those idiots.

[Nicole44 22326]

7 minutes ago, WBT said:

aggy saying it

I think their BMDs that have been cutting all the checks and still have cash to burn are the reason this happened. They’ve made a lot of expensive upgrades: even the average donor I am sure was led to believe at the very least Traylor or Elko. I think even their BMDs balked at the former. My only UT BMD source hangs with a few of their BMD sources: his acquaintances really wanted Fisch or Elko. In that order. So when the news broke yesterday morning essentially on GameDay they were pissed off, or at least that is what I was told. I mean they are cutting checks for a lot of fuck ups and poor performance on the field so I don’t think it’s necessarily that they didn’t like Stoops—it came out of “left field” so after three weeks of a big pile of poo they weren’t happy. They were kind of taken by surprise in a bad way. Not that Stoops is a bad coach. Hes not. The way aggy dealt with him is humiliating. Take my source for what he’s worth but he does have a lot of influential friends. 

[Shaddie 1684]

6 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

This please…..

 

[Deej 77876]

aggy should sever all ties with Liucci and run him out of town with Bjork. 

[BabaYaga 15631]

Their coaching “search” summed up perfectly 

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

aggy should sever all ties with Liucci and run him out of town with Bjork. 

Where's the fun in that?

[Tex Pete 21514]

7 hours ago, Lost in the World said:

Thank you God for giving us the funniest possible rivals 😁

OU doesn’t do stuff like this. 

[Deej 77876]

No fun, but it would be in their best interest. TexAgs is a cancer for them.

.

[FtheBig12 176]

Just now, Deej said:

No fun, but it would be in their best interest. TexAgs is a cancer for them.

.

But what great entertainment for the rest of us

[Aqua Buddha 14809]

Why the fuck would Mark Stoops go to Aggy?  He makes $9M to go 7-5 every year and they’re fine with that.

Also, Lexington is nice.

Edited November 26, 2023 by Aqua Buddha

[Deej 77876]

1 minute ago, FtheBig12 said:

But what great entertainment for the rest of us

Definitely 

[Nueces River Rat 5799]

20 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Some seem dangerously close to being self-aware. 

 

[Deej 77876]

[Constant 6933]

3 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Why the fuck would Mark Stoops go to Aggy?  He makes $9M to go 7-5 every year and they’re fine with that.

Also, Lexington is nice.

A handful of some of the best whiskey distilleries in the country within a short drive. I’d never leave for a cesspool like A&M. 

[Underdog 29216]

5 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Why the fuck would Mark Stoops go to Aggy?  He makes $9M to go 7-5 every year and they’re fine with that.

Also, Lexington is nice.

 

1 minute ago, Constant said:

A handful of some of the best whiskey distilleries in the country within a short drive. I’d never leave for a cesspool like A&M. 

Y’all hush. 

[texasdago 7772]

12 minutes ago, Deej said:

aggy should sever all ties with Liucci and run him out of town with Bjork. 

This is crazy talk 

[Nicole44 22326]

Recap:

 

[Js1 87287]

Nothing more glorious than being 11-1, going to the Big 12 champ game, while aggy is imploding and OU is sitting at home because their in-state little brother dashed their hopes with a big comeback last night to shatter their CCG dreams 

[deft 7069]

I think I got this animation for my last strike at dart bowl

[Reese Bennett 3666]

37 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

 

Even better is that it decoupled the cars in mid-air so that the fanbase had difficulty figuring out exactly where to place anger/blame. It was a little like a fireworks show and not knowing where to look for the most entertainment.

The fireworks show:

 

[Tex Pete 21514]

21 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

They were kind of taken by surprise in a bad way. Not that Stoops is a bad coach. Hes not. The way aggy dealt with him is humiliating. Take my source for what he’s worth but he does have a lot of influential friends. 

Above all, aggy seeks validation. They didn’t think Stoops was a bad hire, they could not stand that everyone was laughing at them. They have no ability to feel shame on their own. 

[gofuckyourself 9094]

Talkin' bad about looch?

That's a bannin'

🎵 Captain Winky is in trouuuu-bllllleee 🎵

[Prime 390]

 

[TexasMan 11464]

NSIAP 

 

[Nicole44 22326]

Just now, Tex Pete said:

Above all, aggy seeks validation. They didn’t think Stoops was a bad hire, they could not stand that everyone was laughing at them. They have no ability to feel shame on their own. 

All things being equal if they don’t pull in a Fisch or Elko or Traylor…Stoops will seem like a slam dunk hire. It’s a mess. Plus, like I said, the way Stoops was treated…yuck. And now it’s all awkward over at Kentucky. Huge pile of poo. 

[Dennis Taylor 19381]

[PNWhornsfan 391]

Waking up to the news that Aggy made an even bigger mess of this than simply hiring Stoops:

 

Preparing for the next stage of the Aggy meltdown:

 

[Nicole44 22326]

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

NSIAP 

 

Like I said, my UT BMD guy hangs with a lot of their BMD guys. The fact the A&M FO/AD thought that they could hoodwink their biggest money donors is….nuts. Bjork I think will be let go. It’s that bad. Think from the perspective of the checks these guys are wiring. To Sumlin and now Jimbo and they were led to believe they were getting a guy they wanted and then…finding out on GD on ESPN it was all bullshit. I don’t see how Bjork keeps his job that’s how pissed they are. 

[atomheartbevo 90674]

[Nueces River Rat 5799]

6 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

NSIAP 

 

[Elmer_Fudd 23033]

[GreenspointTexas 9992]

Bjork is done.

 

aggy gonna end up with Robinson…. Hoooollllyyyy shit

[ousux 5649]

They’re going to end up with traylor 

He was my pick from the very beginning, but things have gotten so toxic even he may pass and bide his time for something else. This is beyond glorious

[deft 7069]

So bjork is getting a contract extension then?

[Cajun 11780]

Meanwhile, let's take a glance over at aggy's transfer portal, shall we?

 

Edited November 26, 2023 by Cajun

[Post Oak 20583]

1 hour ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Looks like Stoops

Report: Texas A&M Finalizing Deal To Hire Veteran SEC Head Coach (msn.com)

 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

I am entertained 

[Nueces River Rat 5799]

3 minutes ago, deft said:

So bjork is getting a contract extension then?

[Mac8111 2141]

I missed what happened on Gameday. Update?

[Nicole44 22326]

1 minute ago, deft said:

So bjork is getting a contract extension then?

Live look at Bjork’s office:

[WithoutAClue 16226]

how soon before aggy circles back to Jimbo?

[Enchubben 5600]

45 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I still don’t understand this idea that aggy is flush with cash. Where is it coming from if true?

My understanding is they raised a ton of money over the past 3-4 years to throw towards various athletic facilities and non-football specific campus upgrades. This was the genesis of the large check presented during Jimbo’s last game.

My guess is that money will now in large part pay for Jimbo, the old staff, the new staff and whatever’s left will now go towards those facilities. (That combined with cutting resources elsewhere in the football program) There are probably some pissed off donors that thought they were getting their name on a new building but are now floating Jimbo’s retirement and potentially E-Rob?

[Nicole44 22326]

Just now, Mac8111 said:

I missed what happened on Gameday. Update?

They announced it would be Mike Stoops. Fairly early in the show. Boom. 💥 

[Keef 892]

It's shit like this that makes the Dabo and Ryan Day rumors all the more absurd.  Yes, we totally fucked up a couple of second tier hires in Stoops and Fisch, lets now pivot to those guys.  Come on.